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24th April 2007, 17:03 #1
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Jokes
Thought I'd start this thread to post up your jokes ...
What do you call a man who has had his car stolen ?
Carlos.
XD
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24th April 2007, 17:14 #2
Why did Bob fall off the bike?
Because Bob was a fish.Rabbits don't eat engine blocks.
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25th April 2007, 03:33 #3
Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the second koala fall out of the tree?
A: Because it was attached to the first koala.
Q: Why did the third koala fall out of the tree?
A: Peer pressure.
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27th April 2007, 22:46 #4
how do you confuse an irishman?
put 3 shovels against the wall and get him to choose his pickbeen to new york and it was amazin
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27th April 2007, 23:02 #5
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and what do you call a man witha a shovel in his head?
Doug!
Dug?????
OK I know it's not very good. Works better when you hear it.A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof
is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools:grenade:
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27th April 2007, 23:09 #6
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what do you call a woman with one leg longer than the other?
Eileen!valenciafc.co.uk :)
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3rd May 2007, 17:29 #7
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When is the best time to go trampolining?
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3rd May 2007, 17:53 #8
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Originally Posted by CharlieJ
- Douglas.
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3rd May 2007, 19:36 #9
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Took longer than I expected for someone to roll that one out.
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof
is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools:grenade:
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3rd May 2007, 20:26 #10
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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
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