A Prayer for Rupert Murdock

[SportscarBruce]

From The Church of Nobody



Dear God,

May I petition you on behalf of your humble servant Rupert Murdoch? What with his tireless work in having us all hate each other (so that we might more enthusiastically fight the death cult's wars of pointless conquest and slaughter), surely he must be very tired by now? He certainly looks haggard, don't you think? I expect his bones are creaky, the blood in his veins as black as tar, and his mind like some nasty, grinding abacus of death.

Just look at him: honestly, Methuselah ain't in it. Not forgetting that he's expended so much of his clapped out jism impregnating his Chinese brood mare (in order to introduce the Sabbatean agenda into China) that he's become a rattling withered husk. It's breaking all our hearts.

And so Lord, I beseech thee, will you not take pity on the man? Why let him continue to suffer in this fashion? Wouldn't it be best for all if you just eased him into the great beyond? We humbly ask that you wheel out the heavenly screens and have the angelic steward do the necessary thing and blow his brains out with a divine double barrelled shotgun. Both barrels - just to be sure.

'Ask not for whom the bell tolls, it tolls for Rupert Murdoch'. Was that a prayer before Hemingway pinched it? It sounds about right so I'm sure you want mind if I use it. How about, 'Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!' That can either be you talking to him and then he carks it. Or him talking to you, in which case you should just kill him on principal. And divine mercy etc. etc. Otherwise may God be with you and blessed be His name, yours truly, amen and best regards, nobody.



http://churchofnobody.blogspot.com/2...t-murdoch.html

mokin:

[Daniel]

wtf?

[Mark]

Is this supposed to be a joke? If so I don't get it.

[Daniel]

I believe this is the lefttist liberal crap our right wing north american friends complain about

[anthonyvop]

jokingly calling for the death of a great man because they disagree with them is called exercising their freedom of expression by the left. If someone from the right was to do it then the left calls it "Hate Speech."

[Eki]

wtf?

Australia is still like "wtf".

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/end

[Roamy]

get the guy some fu______ teeth

[F1boat]

Well, I disapprove of his channel, but he is just a wealthy man who wants more money and blatantly uses what is popular. The Fox movie company has produced, IMO, several masterpieces.

[Mark in Oshawa]

People who love Murdoch love him, people who hate him, HATE him. Bruce thinks what he is saying is intelligent and witty. Most of us dismiss it..

HATE is such a miserable emotion...

[Eki]

May I petition you on behalf of your humble servant Rupert Murdoch? What with his tireless work in having us all hate each other (so that we might more enthusiastically fight the death cult's wars of pointless conquest and slaughter), surely he must be very tired by now?

Well, good news and peace & harmony don't sell, so to make as much money as possible, he has to stir sh!t trying to start and keep up fights that do sell.