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27th July 2007, 12:18 #1
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Drunk Astronauts
just when you think it couldn't get any worse...
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27th July 2007, 15:20 #2
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Well, I often need a little snifter before jetting off on vacation so I wouldnt got to hard on someone who's about to be strapped into a 37 million horsepower rocket.
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27th July 2007, 16:37 #3
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What'll we do with a drunken astronaut,
What'll we do with a drunken astronaut,
What'll we do with a drunken astronaut,
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Earl-aye in the morningI could really use a fish right now
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27th July 2007, 18:16 #4
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"Houston we have a drink problem"
"Oi are you staring at my protein pills?"
"Bleeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrgh. Jesus!"
(floats off into Saturn's gravitational pull with dog on a piece of string)Oh golly Oh gosh Had a lie on the couch with a nice bit o' posh from Burnham-On-Crouch:mad:
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27th July 2007, 22:17 #5
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Good lord....is the world going off it's rocker? Next thing ya know, we will find out men of the cloth are pedophiles....oh wait a minute....never mind.
"Water for my horses, beer for my men and mud for my turtle".
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28th July 2007, 01:54 #6
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There have been a few times I was so drunk I thought I was flying .....
but the ground jumped up & hit me making me realize I was only falling down.
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28th July 2007, 06:44 #7
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My question is just exactly how was the alcohol loaded and who oversaw the loading. Because if loading a shuttle with alcohol is a job. I believe I just found my next career. You wouldn't have to worry about drunk astronauts any more.
wheres Mondale when you need him?
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28th July 2007, 16:51 #8
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There you go dunes, you are truly a problem solver !
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29th July 2007, 07:56 #9
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I don't know about the current group of astronauts, but I can tell you most of the Gemini-Apollo guys could party.
If legislation makes you equal, you aren't.
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29th July 2007, 08:29 #10
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why not get boozed up before a flight? its not like there are any cops in space
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