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... the massed pipes and drums from the Edinburgh Festival to create a diversion. While she got on with her plan to ...
 
... she found that Marks and Spencer have closed their Paris store. So she went on to Milan instead. When she got there, to her surprise she found that ...
 
....it was also closed. Then she did a bit of google research to find out that these stores were closed all over the world. However she knew there's a place on earth where everything is wrong and a nonsense and definitely she'll find such a store. So here we have her on her way to Absurdistan. She landed in Book a Rest and to her surprise she noticed that since she was in Paris she has been chased by .....
 
that bothered Nuvolari, and to a lesser degree Manolete, who at their advanced age think that she is still hot as sh#t. So they convinced Nadia to....
 
....take part în a realty show called „The perfect ten” where she had to compete with 9 much younger women. The first challenge of the show was....
 
... to jump up and down and wave your knickers in the air. She managed to jump up and down but had difficulty ...
 
mixed martial arts where she kicked some serious @ss. Next up was the uneven bars where she showed that.....
 
She's a far cry from her perfect ten era because she fell twice during the routine. Still she had a very devoted fan in the person of Nuvolari who voted for her like crazy just to keep her in the competition. In the evening he took her out for a date to help her to be in top form on the next day. They....
 
went out on a dinner date accompanied by Manolete, and Billy's missus. Afterwards they all ended up in a king sized bed at the local Holliday Inn. They...
 
...were so drumk that even didn't notice that there is no a local Holiday Inn in Book a Rest and they were sleeping in the waiting room of the Central Station instead. But a new day of competition started and they hurried to the National Arena for some athletic things. The girls had to run 400m and....
 
Nadia finished 3rd which is really good considering she is a large breasted older gal. She later gave credit to Manolete who was instrumental in her training. It was time for the 4th event and Nadia had already lost 12....
 
....thousand $ as she was robbed by a gypsy little girl who pretended to be a fan and asked for a selfie. The next test should imply an extreme sport. And what can be more extreme în Book a Rest than driving at a rush hour on its narrow, one way, devious and full of deep holes streets? The race was a copy of the 24 hours of Le Mans because it lasted about 24 h to get from thee north to the south of the city. Girls could have asked for the help of a copilot and Nadia opted for an american fanatic fan în his sixties with some experience în the field although she knew he was a bit of a pervert. For the race they chose an old model of Dacia 1310 but real problems started when they have to choose the clothes cos the guy insisted they should drive naked as he used în the past. Nadia's opinion was.....
 
"I love this it's so natural in a naughty sort of way" Never was her companion so at ease with a beautiful member of the fairer sex, The feeling must have been mutual because she decided right then to....
 
.....hire him as her personal driver and he accepted immediately.
As for the race, they finished on the last position because they were stopped a few times by the local police and fined for indecent exposure and public offence and that took time. Also they were penalized because driving without clothes made their car lighter and it was considered an unloyal advantage.

Next day's competition was....
 
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