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...saw straight through the trap and unleashed his vengeance through his self styled Kung-Fu fighting technique...the crouching spider, yawning octopus, flying dung beetle, clenched scrotum, running sloth quick combination which...
 
...helped him survive throughout his adventurous life. Not only he destroyed Boss's infamous plan but also....
 
.....imposing Jackson Browne's song ''Your bright baby blues'' as the anthem of our planet. However he still had a faithful friend in the person of.....
 
...little Laura who agreed with his idea of making all roads and highways worldwide clothing optional, so they decided to make Jackson's "The Naked Ride Home" the world anthem. However, this met with strong opposition in Romania, and The Democratic People's Republic of Korea due to....
 
...the implication of authorities in the security of their citizens on public roads. Besides it's a fact that Transfagarasan is the most spectacular road in Europe, then why should anybody be attracted by the charms of his/her partner when the landscape outside is breathtaking? Last but not least, why shall we allow old perverts and underage nymphomans transform our country in a touristic sexual destination? So the defeated AT and LL (little Laura) had once again to....
 
...which was more than weird since the Boss betrayed both LL and AT. But who are we to judge their self-flagellation inclinations? The Boss and Tazio adviced them to....
 
....enlist the help of Nig Godbehere who had survived a hostile takeover of "The Mob" by making Reggie Netherthong his straight man in a comedy act. They chose as their booking agent Mr. Pink who....
 
.... whose real name was Poe Qui Ying Wangsuo and was still grateful to AT for saving his life. However he ran to LA with all the money of the duo and launched a ginseng drink called (how else?) Pink. The image of the drink was not Monica Gabor-an ex model and Mr Pink's gf but littleLaura due to her fresh figure. Mr AT ( too many "misters'' in this story.....) was also selected for the ad to represent LL's father who.....
 
....convinced Mr. AT to swim from Alcatraz Island to Fisherman’s Warf with his hands tied behind his back to promote Pink®. Unsurprisingly this made A.T. an instant celebrity who was sometimes confused with Sam Elliot. However he soon tired of the fame and retired to Rarotonga, which was the last we heard of him. However he was spotted in the Mercedes hospitality suite at the Malaysian Grand Prix sipping Kopi O Ais with Nicole S. and Monica Belushi which caused a huge scandal in Italy, but that's another story. Meanwhile...
 
.....Suddenly Donkey woke up from his awfully long dream and realised that he had dreamt the equivalent of 11 forum pages of nonsense that made no sense. So decided to get up and go..............
 
The alcohol knocked him out, and when he awoke It took him an extraordinary amount of time to realize who he coveted more, Little Laura, or Billy's missus. When he did he decided to hatch a sinister plan....
 
...and like anything in history, it's repeating, leaving a poor woman brokehearted. When she found herself dumped again she decided a terrible revenge. But in her diabolique plan she needed the help of.....
 
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