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This game works this way: you have to complete what the person above you posted. Use your immagination and let's have some fun ;) .

Laura was a little girl. She was playing with her friends on the street, when she fell on the floor. Then Laura...
 
....be examined. But the doctor who started that was a fake doctor. He stole the identity of a real one just because he....




P.s. a floor on the street? :confused:
 
....beacuse he remembered that between the 2 world wars the real doc's uncle ( John ) was in love with Mary who worked as a nurse in that hospital and her brother who between the 2 world wars worked as a teacher at the school Laura is attending now helped him to marry her despite the fact that the fake's doc step father was wooing her for years. The cake proved to be poisoned so.....
 
the real doctor died but the fake doctor kept that a secret to help with the identity-stealing. The fake doctor stole all of the real doctor's possessions and launched the real doctor's corpse into the Grand Canyon...
 
....but not before having plastic surgery that made him look like the real one. He even developed an excellent relationship with John and Mary who are now in their 80's and very rich. When he saw Laura.....
 
...he was nervous because he did not earn proper qualification to be a doctor, only the stolen paperwork he got from the real one. The real doctor was known for being one of the best doctors in the city, so if the fake doctor screwed up his true identity would probably be revealed...
 
....so he started to think a stratagem that could make him break the dreadlock. The solution came quickly and was almost brilliant: he.....
 
...pretended he had amnesia and he could not take any more patients because he could not remember how to help them...
 
....It worked and he was sent to a clinic in Arizona for recovery. The programme for the patients included a visit to the Grand Canyon so our doctor woke up one morning ready to face.....
 
....a morning hike down the canyon, but just then a huge unidentified Flying Object loomed large above him. Then with mouth wide open.......
 
... he fell on his knees and looking imploringly to the huge, shiny object he raised his arms and shaking them rhythmically he begged the alliens to take him with them...
 
...which they did. As he arrived on the ship amid bright glaring lights, a dark figure came forth and pointed to the earthling. Then a shakey voice said. "njdolxm dke edsjm skwll" (Well he wouldnt speak english would he), which when translated meant......
 
.."misiunea mea este sa-mi omor timpul, a lui este sa ma omoare pe mine. Ne intelegem bine, ca intre asasini". ( why should we translate alien's words in English since the alien was a philosopher and English is not the language of great philosophers? But for the continuity of the story it means "my mission is to kill time and time's is to kill me in its turn. How comfortable one is among murderers"......
 
..especially when the aliens demonstrated how beautiful and utilitarian Uranus is. Understandably the so called doctor never wanted to leave until suddenly he felt a......
 
..sweet sleepy state. Soon he felt asleep but when he woke up he wasn't alone anymore. A person who looked exactly like himself was staring at him. His first thought was that he was cloned and became anxious. Now what he didn't know was that aliens found the corpse of the real doc ( which is strange since he was thrown into the Grand Canyon ) and managed to bring him to life again. The real doc leaned on the fake one and gave him a passionate kiss. The reaction of the fake ( who otherwise sustained gay marriages ) was.....
 
...decidedly homosexual and perplexed wondered silently whether this was an act of incest, necrophilia, good old sodomy, or all the above. His ruminations were interrupted by....
 
.....little Laura who also was aboard trying to reiterate the experience that the Moldovan Roman Yacubov, lead singer of the band Zdob si Zdub, described in the memorable hit 'the gypsy and the UFO'' . She was obsessed with that song after she followed a terrible fight on Motorsport forums between gadjo dilo and Captain Raiden. When she saw the two lookalike doctors she.....
 
...wondered how long it would be until the LSD she was fried on started to wear off. She couldn't possibly have known it at the time but she was actually a character in a Kafka story (which we all know never end well). Just than the gay doctors...
 
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