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Can you describe D-Type's weekend when the wife is away?

He would be quite happy with a glass of warm-flat beer and a grease-ridden burger!
 
What was Duncan doing in Billy's missus' bed room?

20 litres of white paint, 2 brushes, a pot of glue and some rice.
 
What's wrong with using 20 litres of white paint, 2 brushes, a pot of glue and some rice. To build your new house with?

We're going to need a bigger boat!
 
What was your reaction when Billy's missus mentioned that she wanted to go fishing with you?

It wasn't nearly sufficient to handle it.
 
Why did you fishing rod break when you were trawling Billy's Missus behind the boat to attract sharks?

All it took was one quick look, and it ran away screaming like a wounded banshee.
 
If you play cricket, and can't find a box, what is something you should never wear in its' place (for those who don't know what a cricket box is, it is a high impact plastic shield, worn to protect your family jewels)

I had some but they were destroyed when I didn't have a box!
 
Do you have any tennis balls cut in half I could borrow to play cricket with?

I do, I always keep one in the car, just in case!
 
Do you have a spare blow-up doll?

They are a wee bit bitter at first, but over time you gradually don't notice, and eventually you don't miss the real ones at all.
 
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