Interview the Person Above

[anfield5]

Describe the perfect wheels for your new car.

They work better at high speed

 

[D-Type]

How are your wellies for sheep chasing?

Made in Australia

 

[anfield5]

Where does D-Types obvious sheep fixation come from?

Mint sauce, crispy roast potatoes and a good red wine

 

[steveaki13]

How do you like your Sheep?

Wired for Sound

 

[D-Type]

What's the last thing you expect your dinner to be?

They don't like it

 

[anfield5]

Why should you never wire a sheep for sound?

Baaaaaaaaaaaaastaaaaard

 

[D-Type]

What did the News of the World record when they wired the Rugby player's room?

Sheep and being good at Rugby

 

[anfield5]

Apart from the being good at rugby bit, what is Wales famous for?

Wooly Mammoth

 

[D-Type]

What does a NZ forward want to meet at a party?

Indian elephants

 

[anfield5]

What left foot marks in the butter in an Indian fridge?

3 and 7/8 feet

 

[555-04Q2]

How long is your left foot?

If you insist, ok!

 

[anfield5]

Will you measure your left foot?

It erm... kinda.... well.... it just fell off!

 

[steveaki13]

What happened to you Left Foot?

Your legs are so swollen.

 

[D-Type]

Why shouldn't I wear a kilt

There was nothing underneath

 

[anfield5]

When you look at the FIFA ranking, what was there written below San Marino?

Two steam trains, a penny-farthing and a sailing ship with 4 masts.

 

[schmenke]

What are your most memorable Christmas presents?

I lost it in the back seat of a Ford Escort.

 

[steveaki13]

What happened to your mind, when going on a date with Billy's missus?

As rare as hens teeth.

 

[anfield5]

How common are hens teeth?

When I pulled up my fishing net it was just sitting there, tangled up in seaweed

 

[schmenke]

How did you end up finding your left foot?

It was a snug fit, but I made do.

 

[anfield5]

How was the back seat of the Escort with Billy's missus and my left foot?

I didn't know that that was what I was supposed to do with it, so I ate it instead