Gronholm funny Quotes - a tribute

[Roy]

Gronholm says goodbye this year. We can oner him in one way I think.
His own quote thread.
Fill this thread with the funny quotes you have heard from Gronholm.


The golden one for me is this (it was a rally in 2006, maybe 2007)
"First I was sweeping, now I am sleeping."

Before start Wales GB 2007:
"We will see how Sebastien does – maybe he will fall off the ramp tonight"

Others:
"I am fed up this car."
"Maybe I give Loeb a new bike."
"I driving like my grandma" -Monaco 06

[GruppoB]

Sebastian quote was great I actualy laughed out loud

[Koppomsbo]

i like

"next flight helsinki" after finish in monte some year

[jso1985]

"Right into Timo's butt" with a quite graphical hand gesture

[Helstar]

There are I think another 2-3 threads with these Bosse quotes :)
But it's always funny to read them again ;)


"I driving like my grandma" -Monaco 06

This was actually said by Gigi Galli before (in Corsica 2005 I think).

Another good quote of Gronholm is "yes, but it's not me it's the car !" referring to his difficulty to catch up the victory with the whale xD

Also this one lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwukCdGKOdY

Last but not least "WHICH WAY !?" after the Sardinia 2005 crash (and heavy landing in the road below !).

A lot of them ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qJDDaYQCIM

[TheDogBox]

There's a great bit of video where he and Loeb are lined for TC1 at Corsica this year (the stage that got cancelled).

Loeb walks up to Gronholm, who's sitting in his car. Without missing a beat, Gronholm tells him the whole rally has been cancelled and, just for a moment, Loeb looks just like this: :eek:


The video is up on YouTube (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qv4NuuWk6q0); first 30 secs or so.

[duff]

There's a great bit of video where he and Loeb are lined for TC1 at Corsica this year (the stage that got cancelled).

Loeb walks up to Gronholm, who's sitting in his car. Without missing a beat, Gronholm tells him the whole rally has been cancelled and, just for a moment, Loeb looks just like this: :eek:


The video is up on YouTube (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qv4NuuWk6q0); first 30 secs or so.

And then he backs it up with "and they are thinking of one more (rally) in finland". Classic.

[Glee]

Maybe if Sebastien stayed home...
(witch he in fact did...)
(on his chanses of winning in 2006)

[Langdale Forest]

'No guess, no power steering and I have 2 long stages to go, and I am fed up with this car'

[A.F.F.]

After Timo has said" don't cut, water inside" Marcus cuts right through the water splash and water comes in from doors and windows, Marcus says; "Now we have water inside".

And after still leading the NORF despite gearbox failure, Marcus says after the stage "Tell Corrado three is enough".

[luca]

Marcus says after the stage "Tell Corrado three is enough

referring to this one, during WRC Magazine Wales Rally GB preview Malcolm said that he is very content with their cooperation, beacuse Marcus never said anything like this (3 is enough) about Focus WRC :) Personally, for me it seems that Marcus much more liked cooperation with BP-Ford than Peugeot

[Mauri A]

Quote from yesterday, when Marcus was asked about his neck. "The only stiffness in this man is his behaviour"

[xavier]

"Right into Timo's butt" with a quite graphical hand gesture

http://youtube.com/watch?v=wqQhQSbe6fw

[Miika]

Along with that "three is enough" phrase one of my favorite Marcus lines is the one from Rally Finland -99 where in the end of the opening stages he shook his head and complained the new 206 is going nowhere and had no power - without knowing he had just set the fastest time on that stage. Brilliant stuff.

[Corny]

There's a great bit of video where he and Loeb are lined for TC1 at Corsica this year (the stage that got cancelled).

Loeb walks up to Gronholm, who's sitting in his car. Without missing a beat, Gronholm tells him the whole rally has been cancelled and, just for a moment, Loeb looks just like this: :eek:


The video is up on YouTube (http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qv4NuuWk6q0); first 30 secs or so.
This is masterstuff!:d

[TuncaCeleste]

Some pics are fine, too.

http://www.mgr.fi/forum/YaBB.pl?num=1147885682/0

Long live Marcus !!!

[J.Lindstroem]

i like

"next flight helsinki" after finish in monte some year

It was in Turkey 2003 when the suspension on his 206 broke ;)

[SubaruNorway]

After Timo has said" don't cut, water inside" Marcus cuts right through the water splash and water comes in from doors and windows, Marcus says; "Now we have water inside".

And after still leading the NORF despite gearbox failure, Marcus says after the stage "Tell Corrado three is enough".

What rally was that water incident, never seen that.