Senior Member

[MrJan]

Get them lights on, dust off the Bribe Book and check that those Pringles aren't too stale.

Oooh and someone have a look in the basement for alcohol supplies, if we're low we'll have to plan another of those tricky dawn raids.

And for God's ske could someone please nip down the Spar and fetch some air freshner. Seems like Donnie left her coat in here and it's had time to ferment :p :

[Donney]

Aaah the pleasures of the Senior Member Club, long time forgotten. I'll check and see if there's some whiskey left.

Lovely view from the main lounge.

[MrJan]

Isn't it. Much nicer now that the old forum has been destroyed, lovely see view. :D

[schmenke]

Ahh... nice to be here again :s mokin:

Donney, don't forget to check for the Cubans :up:
And for gawd's sake, hurry up with that air freshner :eek:

[Donney]

I have bad news schmenke the Cubans are still there but I'm afraid they are dry, and most likely not very enjoyable.

Carl is in charge of the air freshener, I have opened the windows to get some nice breeze in, but the odour seems to be stronger.

[DonnieDarco]

Where is Carl????

[Donney]

I haven't seen him for a while.... http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/think005.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[MrJan]

Carl isn't on another of his infamous breaks from the forum is he?

[NoahsGirl]

Where are the Pringles?

[MrJan]

Donnie and Donney had them last, greedy swines :p :

[Donney]

Meeeee?????? I didn't do it, can't prove anything!!!!

[MrJan]

Is that an empty tube of pringles you've got there?

[schmenke]

No, he's just happy to see you.

[Donney]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sex004.gif (http://www.axpi2.net)

Sorry? I was... just reading....

[NoahsGirl]

Okay been to the corner shop and bought more pringles, also some dry roasted peanuts - dont' eat them all at once!

[DonnieDarco]

And that reminds me.........have some peanuts I bought for Xmas but forgot about :D

[schmenke]

Thanks for sharing DD, but this ain't gonna last us very long. Be a good lass and run out to fetch some more. Thanks.










:uhoh:

[MrJan]

Hopefully it'll be raining :p :

[Mp3 Astra]

Cat widdle, knowing her.

[NoahsGirl]

Why is the SM club boarded up?

[MrJan]

There has been a lack of interest of late. Seems like people are giving up pringles and booze for the healthier lettuce and water :bigcry:

[NoahsGirl]

Not me, I have no idea what the last 4 words in your post means...

[MrJan]

and - meaning in addition to, do they not bother with schools in Scotland? :p :

[NoahsGirl]

healthier lettuce and water :bigcry:

Huh? What does that mean? I come from the land of the deep fried Mars Bar.

[MrJan]

Bump











Bloody low beams :blackeye:

[Donney]

So was it really bad inside there? or is still usable as a senior lounge?

[MrJan]

Seems fine, needs some new lights and a bit of a clean. The leather on this chairs looks A-ok, although it smells a bit musty.

[Donney]

Is there any beer left?

[MrJan]

*Psshhttt. Glug glug glug*.....Ummm, let me see...... *pssshhtt. glug glug glug*.......just a minute...*psssshtt. glug glug....glug*. ummm No

[Donney]

I'll tell schmenke to buy some....

[NoahsGirl]

Tell him to buy Pringles too

[schmenke]

Here's a case of beer (domestic) and a tube of Pringles, although I doubt it will last long.

Who's responsible for inventory around here anyways?

[MrJan]

You are now :D

[Donney]

Yep since Carl is missing....

[MrJan]

Hmmmm, Carl is missing and so is all the booze....interesting

[schmenke]

You are now :D

I'm o.k. with that but who's in charge of the treasury? If y'all want booze 'n munchies, I'm gonna need some cash :D

[Donney]

That's NG I think. I'm in charge of tasting the goods....

[schmenke]

NG, can you please release some funds so that I can re-stock. Please allow a generous allowance for Donney's, ah, ample QA checks :mark:

[Donney]

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/happy096.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

And if NG provides the funds I think it is time for another.....









Yep, you guessed it.......





























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DANCING BANANA!!!!!!

[schmenke]

Doesn't take much to get you exicited, eh Donney? :dozey:

[MrJan]

Doesn't take much to get you exicited, eh Donney? :dozey:

Mate!!! It's a dancing banana!!!! I lost 5 minutes of my life watching that little legend strut his stuff :D

[Donney]

I'm an enthusiastic one!!

:D

[NoahsGirl]

If I am treasurer, please reminder I am Scottish - therefore a stereotypical tight arse with money :D

[Donney]

Sad day for the bananas...
http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/sad026.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[NoahsGirl]

It has to be a dancing banana

[MrJan]

What does?

[schmenke]

Is this the questions-only thread?

[Donney]

No it is the thread where a Scottish kills us of starvation....

[schmenke]

I'm more thirsty than hungry... :s

[MrJan]

I've got beer, but it's only for me :p : :beer:

[schmenke]

Is this place now BYOB? :mark:

[Donney]

No it isn't but he is a selfish b#$[#>d !

:p

[MrJan]

:D :D :beer:

[NoahsGirl]

I can't give out any money until I know who the official shopper is!

[schmenke]

Give it to me, I'll dispense it with care :D . Of course, I do retain a small procurement fee... :D

[CarlMetro]

Just wondering whether my membership had expired?..............and whether anyone had discovered my secret Pringle stash?

[MrJan]

I believe that your membership is currently suspended. It will take pringles, cigars and booze before reinstatement shall be considered.

[Donney]

And I guess you don't have plans for sharing those goods....

[NoahsGirl]

Okay, I have given the place a good tidy, the interior smells clean (god bless Febreeze, Oust and Odor Eaters) and been to the shop for beer, pringles, peanuts, vodka, mixers and even made some sandwiches.

It's good to be home.

[Donney]

Thanks Noah, now where's the remote?

[NoahsGirl]

You think after all the hard work I put it you are getting the remote? Pffffffft!

[CarlMetro]

A woman should know her place, and it ain't holding the damn remote........give it up.

[Donney]

I appreciate the effort NG but the remote is serious bussiness... where's it?

[NoahsGirl]

I have it hidden somewhere on my person. I'll only give up the remote to the person who bribes the best and doesn't watch programmes I hate!

[CarlMetro]

Erm.......anyone volunteering to do the strip search then...........?

[NoahsGirl]

No one? Excellent, then we watch programmes I like!

[MrJan]

I voluteer Schmenke to do it

[NoahsGirl]

I suggest that no one does it, and i will sit in front of the TV and eat Pringles :)

[MrJan]

I am shocked by the goings on of the LW Thread :eek: Donney is nearly right but the most beautiful car ever is clearly the 250 SWB rather than the GTO. NG has picked a beautiful car but it's behind a lot of other stuff in my dream garage.

[Donney]

http://www.motorclassiccorp.com/images/250SWB%20012.JPG

or

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zfRJwVu6MMY/SRC6zglYMBI/AAAAAAAAD-g/WkXBVlOKBv8/s400/ferrari_250_GTO_side.jpg

Up to you people...

[NoahsGirl]

http://www.carbodydesign.com/archive/2007/09/07-aston-martin-db9-lm-v8-vantage-n400/Aston-Martin-DB9-LM-lg.jpg

[schmenke]

http://www.motorclassiccorp.com/images/250SWB%20012.JPG

or

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_zfRJwVu6MMY/SRC6zglYMBI/AAAAAAAAD-g/WkXBVlOKBv8/s400/ferrari_250_GTO_side.jpg

Up to you people...

Sex on wheels :up:

[CarlMetro]

OMG I think I need a tissue......