Forum Pub

[Mp3 Astra]

*Steps in and looks around*
Hey, this place is new! They've re-decorated and the taps don't have mould on them. And there's a robot behind the bar :D

[schmenke]

Nice digs :D Hope it manages to stay that way :D

Who's tarbender?

[Mp3 Astra]

That would be the robot, schmenke. No doubt he'll be sacked after killing someone... but might as well enjoy it while it lasts :D

[edv]

Ahhh
Just polished off a nice Leffe Blonde, following it up with an ice cold Big Rock Traditional.

Any food in here?

[viper_man]

evd, I think youll find the Leggy Blonde is with me

[millencolin]

hey am i still employed here? i kinda forgot about this place when i was run down with exams...

[Luffield]

What the hell.....

.....Take me back to the old place, I had a full pint on the go back there!!!!! :mad:

[stevie_gerrard]

Cold Fosters please my good metal friend :p : :D

[AndySpeed]

I don't need this place for now, I have way to much beer in my kitchen... :p :

That said, a Coors on tap is really nice. Mmm

[BeansBeansBeans]

Is smoking allowed or do I have to stand outside?

[BDunnell]

Depends whether or not the new pub is located in Scotland. If it is, you'll have to nip down to Berwick.

[jso1985]

At least the beers are still good :D :beer:

[CarlMetro]

Well I don't see what was wrong with the old place, nice bit of wood, sticky tables and floors and comfy chairs. These newfangled places all glass and chrome, with their plastic chairs and loud music, ain't what a bar is supposed to be like :rolleyes:

Still, so long as they serve Ol' Crunchy, with extra crunchy bits and have a decent supply of Pringles then I guess it will be OK :dozey:

[Mp3 Astra]

Well I don't see what was wrong with the old place, nice bit of wood, sticky tables and floors and comfy chairs. These newfangled places all glass and chrome, with their plastic chairs and loud music, ain't what a bar is supposed to be like :rolleyes:

Still, so long as they serve Ol' Crunchy, with extra crunchy bits and have a decent supply of Pringles then I guess it will be OK :dozey:

Trust you to complain, Carl... you can change the skin of the pub if you want :D

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Is it wise for an electrical robot to be serving drinks? :s
:dozey:

[oldhippie]

Is smoking allowed or do I have to stand outside?
who do i see to get something good to smoke? ;)

[Mp3 Astra]

who do i see to get something good to smoke? ;)

The door ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

i'll have a pizza and garlic bread, fresh from the oven thank you :) oh and a pint of Boddingtons :)

[millencolin]

im here now as a customer... not as a employee...

Gimme a jug of XXXX gold, only one glass is needed... and a bag of salted cashews...

[Donney]

I want a cappuccino please.

[wacked]

a pitcher of beer..

[veeten]

Hey, here's a faster way to tap beer...

http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=6ECEDCAC-00E6-466E-A2C0-74BC3B0F8D4B,67497DE0-28D0-4D17-AAC1-635503394A86,A9889891-EB7B-4E53-B2C2-117B27CC2490,3E5BD2F5-1752-457F-AF30-596923B7A79D&t=m66&f=06/64&p=Source_Food%20Network&fg=&GT1=8816 :D

[donKey jote]

pint of carrot juice please :)
http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/16/16_3_166.gif

[stevie_gerrard]

I'll have an orange juice! :)

oh, and if anyone wants to buy me a pub fridge for christmas, with a tap on the front to pour your beer out, costs £200 i think, then i would be more than happy! :D

[stevie_gerrard]

Good Afternoon, get me a whiskey, make it a double.

[stevie_gerrard]

Well, i think i will just help myself to all this free Beer..... :D

[CarlMetro]

I thought the service was bad in the old place, I'm still waiting for a pint of Ol' Crunchy :rolleyes:

[stevie_gerrard]

help yourself Carl, i am :p :

[Luffield]

No chance of a pint of Caffrey's then on Christmas eve?????

:eek:

[Luffield]

The door ;)

So no Caffreys on the go and I can't even have a cigarette. :p

Is there another boozer around here????? :?:

[stevie_gerrard]

theres one across the street, we could go there.

i need a pint of carlsberg first though, i will see you over there! :p :

[CarlMetro]

I understand there's a few people wandering around looking for this place, and seeing as nobody has been in since last year, I guess it should be drinks on the house?

I'll have a opint of Ol' Crunchy and a tube of Texas BBQ Pringles please barkeep :D

[schmenke]

I'll have what Carl's having :D
Is the jukebox working? How 'bout some Timberlake?... :uhoh: ...

[Mark in Oshawa]

I didn't realize the bar was open, someone tell me if the Guinness is Fresh??

[LeonBrooke]

Is it wise for an electrical robot to be serving drinks? :s
:dozey:

Possible not... the electric tables that know when you want another drink are great though.

I'll have a Red Bull, please.

[CarlMetro]

I'll have what Carl's having :D

No you won't, get you bloody own :p :

[schmenke]

I would if I could get any service around here... :hmph:

[LeonBrooke]

Remember the electric table. But it must be malfunctioning... call a repair person.

[stevie_gerrard]

I'll have a pint of Dr Pepper while we are waiting :D

[schmenke]

Remember the electric table. But it must be malfunctioning... call a repair person.

I don't want some electro-gizmo to serve me :hmph: I want to be served by a cute bird with a pretty smile, preferably in a short skirt :D

Stevie, good luck with your Dr. P :hmph:

[LeonBrooke]

I'll talk to the manager if you want, schmenke, get him to hire some ostriches alongside the robot.

[Mark in Oshawa]

*Mark goes to the Juke that Schmenke has put on Timberlake to and unplugs it with his Hockey stick* There, if someone wants music, here is some tunes : *puts in a blues CD mix*

[LeonBrooke]

Normally, the manager would throw Mark out for such vandalism, but since Justin Timberlake was playing, it was justified...

[Brown, Jon Brow]

*Mark goes to the Juke that Schmenke has put on Timberlake to and unplugs it with his Hockey stick* There, if someone wants music, here is some tunes : *puts in a blues CD mix*

*Brown, Jon browN goes into the pub and pours a pint on to the Jukebox (causes it to break with sparks coming out) He pugs in his guitat and starts rocking out!!*

[raikk]

I would like to get intoxicated for my Birthday please! :)

[schmenke]

Fine, raikk, knock yourself out... but in celebration, you're paying the rounds for everyone! While you're at it, see if you can fix the jukebox :mark: . I'm not sure I can take much more of BJB's wailing... :uhoh:

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Fine, raikk, knock yourself out... but in celebration, you're paying the rounds for everyone! While you're at it, see if you can fix the jukebox :mark: . I'm not sure I can take much more of BJB's wailing... :uhoh:

Wailing!!!!!!!!!!!! :evil:

This pub is to me what The Cavern was to The Beatles :D

[raikk]

**raikk fixes jukebox while drunk, tapes a maple Leafs logo onto the back of schmenke's shirt, **raikk laughs really hard until he passes out and lands on juke box, thus breaking it again**

[Mark in Oshawa]

Normally, the manager would throw Mark out for such vandalism, but since Justin Timberlake was playing, it was justified...

Damn right it was, and not a jury in the world would convict me either.

*grabs a coffee with a shot of Kahlua, and drops in Gordon Lightfoot's Greatest hits into the CD player behind the bar*

[LeonBrooke]

Free drinks for Mark! So long as he puts Green Day on...

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Free drinks for Mark! So long as he puts Green Day on...

No need for that !!!
I can play 'Wake me up when September Ends' on my Guitar ;)

[LeonBrooke]

No need for that !!!
I can play 'Wake me up when September Ends' on my Guitar ;)

Okay, you do that, but I'll just put on some noise-cancelling earphones first...

All right! You can begin now :p

[Brown, Jon Brow]

"Wake me up :o
When September Ends" :o

[LeonBrooke]

*Blissfully unable to hear the "singing". Also unable to hear the sounds of approaching danger...?*

[Brown, Jon Brow]

" Here comes the rain again :o
Falling from the stars " :o

[LeonBrooke]

La la la la la la, la la la la la... can't hear anything... :p :

[Mark in Oshawa]

Dang, ok, I am not a big Green Day fan, will toss in some good ole standard Rock n'Roll, a little Bob Seger from his early days.....

[CarlMetro]

Can we have a bit of Kylie, any bit, I'm not fussy :D

And a pint of Ol' Crunchy with extra crunchy bits please barkeep :D

[Mark in Oshawa]

Metro, if we put Kylie on the tele, I wont mind. God that woman is still hot.....but usually I watch her video's with the sound turned down!!!

[LeonBrooke]

How about some classical? Beethoven? Will that please everyone?

For that matter, will it please anyone? (apart from me, I wouldn't mind...)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

I have just learnt how to play the Theme from the Halo videogame :erm: I could play that for you!!

BTW. Is there a barmaid here like the one in my signature?

[LeonBrooke]

Don't forget, the barmaid is a robot, and there are a few ostriches interviewing for a position alongside the robot.

[stevie_gerrard]

I have a guinea pig who wants to apply for the job :p :

Pint of Coke please Tracey! :)

[LeonBrooke]

guinea pig? I think that'll be fine. Talk to the manager.

And where was that Red Bull I wanted??

[jso1985]

I'm not allowing Red Bull to be served here until they kick Liuzzi out of Toro Rosso!

Now, for the delight of everyone(specially Schmenke), let's enjoy the evening listening to my Sum 41 CD :D

[LeonBrooke]

I should be provisionally allowed Red Bull until the 2007 driver lineup for Toro Rosso is announced.

[Mark in Oshawa]

Jso, Sum 41 are locals for me, nice lads, even I am not a fan of the tunes they pump out......

If we listen to the Sum boys, I hope we get a good mix of stuff after...it seem we have many different tastes around here, we need a virtual juke box......

[Mark in Oshawa]

Wait a minute, we DO have one....*turns Enter Sandman By Metallica up to 11*

[CarlMetro]

And where was that Red Bull I wanted??

I believe Tracey, the notsobright robot barmaid, was last seen chasing one around the field next door with a pot of paint.............

Large Latte and cinnamon danish please barkeep :D

[Loobylou]

I'll have a frothy hot chocolate with a shot of baileys in it please. :)

[LeonBrooke]

I believe Tracey, the notsobright robot barmaid, was last seen chasing one around the field next door with a pot of paint.............

Large Latte and cinnamon danish please barkeep :D

Oh no. I'll have to go and explain what I meant... :o


I'll have a frothy hot chocolate with a shot of baileys in it please. :)

Isn't Baileys coffee-flavoured? That's wrong, contaminating the chocolate with coffee...

[schmenke]

I have just learnt how to play the Theme from the Halo videogame :erm: ...

You, my friend, need to get a life :s hock: :D

A pint-o-crunchy for me please (where's that ostrich with the boots?...)

At least the music is getting better. Thanks Mark :up:

[LeonBrooke]

What exactly is a pint-o-crunchy?

[schmenke]

You explain it Carl... :p : :laugh:

[Brown, Jon Brow]

You, my friend, need to get a life :s hock: :D

:

Hey! It's a good tune (very fun to play ;) )

Now.... Continuing the with the Rock'n' Roll theme I am going to play New Born by Muse :D

[LeonBrooke]

Continuing the with the Rock'n' Roll theme I am going to play New Born by Muse :D

Just so long as you play it on the jukebox.

Halo is a great game.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Just so long as you play it on the jukebox.

Halo is a great game.

My Guitar Version is so good you won't be able to tell if it's on the jukebox or not ;) :cheese: (Apart from the piano opening)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NxYH8e9IJI :up:

[LeonBrooke]

My Guitar Version is so good you won't be able to tell if it's on the jukebox or not ;) :cheese: (Apart from the piano opening)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NxYH8e9IJI :up:

It's a great song. I once used it in the soundtrack of a movie.

And you're right, I won't be able to tell the difference, with my noise-cancelling earphones! :p

[schmenke]

... with my noise-cancelling earphones! :p

You have enough of those to go around? :uhoh:

[LeonBrooke]

You have enough of those to go around? :uhoh:

Oh yes. We shouldn't be subjected to him ruining what is one of the best songs on the planet. If he wants to put it on the jukebox, I'll turn the volume up loud enough to rupture everyone's spleen ;)

[schmenke]

Hey BJB, are you getting the hint? :p :
You're more than welcome in here, just check you guitar at the door :p :

Speaking of... Wouldn't be a bad idea if we had a doorman... some big intimidating brute that would discourage the unwelcomed type (you know, all those NASCAB fans... :D :p : .............................. :uhoh: ). I nominate Oily!

[LeonBrooke]

A very good idea. I also favour a labyrinth in front of the door.

[100%hondafan]

walks in after blagging to bouncers that i am 19 with dodgy ID (yay!!)

up to bar Pint of san migel please!

gets coins out

starts to sip beer (yum yum)

[LeonBrooke]

One problem there - the ostrich behind the bar knew your ID was fake and gave you a non-alcoholic beverage instead :p :

[100%hondafan]

thaught it taste a bit funny never mind will try to get drunk on it any way!

thaught my id was a bit suspicous :P look like any normal 19 male right

[LeonBrooke]

I'm a 19-year-old male and you look nothing like me. In fact, you look like Willow on Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

[100%hondafan]

dammm it i give up slams fake beer down and leaves in a strop!! il be back when im 18

[LeonBrooke]

No need to leave; just confuse the ostriches so they'll give you alcohol. They have brains the size of peanuts, it's not hard.

[stevie_gerrard]

I feel sorry for all of you under 18....... now get out of our pub :p :

I'll have a pint of fosters please. :)

[CarlMetro]

I'll have a pint of fosters please. :)

And you have the nerve to tell the under aged to get out :\

Barkeep, hit this ruffian with a cocktail umbrella until he sees the error of his ways................and serve two pints of your finnest Ol'Crunchy, with extra crunchy bits of course, when you've done.

[LeonBrooke]

No need for the cocktail umbrella; remember, the barkeep is an ostrich, it has very powerful legs ;)

And what is this crunchy stuff??

[Audimadgeoff]

Evening all - new to this forum - read page 1 of this thread, which had Metal Mickey managing the place, skipped to the last page to discover that during the ensuring 'hostile takeover' which must have happened some where in the middle a bunch of long legged birds had taken over....... hmm - that i like! :)

Drink please barbird - Vodka Red Bull if you please!

[LeonBrooke]

Fun, innit? :D my kind of pub

[schmenke]

Welcome Audimadgeoff ! :up: :wave:
Pub regulations stipulate that newbies must buy a round :D I'll continue to confuse Leon with another pint-o-crunchy... :D

(...p.s. check out the legs on the server!...)

[Audimadgeoff]

Welcome Audimadgeoff ! :up: :wave:
Pub regulations stipulate that newbies must buy a round :D I'll continue to confuse Leon with another pint-o-crunchy... :D

(...p.s. check out the legs on the server!...)

hmmmm - missed that bit of small print when I was distracted by the legs behind the bar!!! - fine so a pint of crunchy oats for you, some bird seed for the help and a VRB for me! :D

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Can I have a lady-boy please? It consists of a G&T and Baileys (ladies drinks) and a pint of beer ( a boys drink) ;)

:beer: ahhhh lady-boys :s

[LeonBrooke]

Uh, a drink... if you say so :p :

[CarlMetro]

Can I have a lady-boy please?

If you asked that in my local you'd probably be needing a pair of crutches to walk home with :\

Although in some parts of London you would get a darn sight more than you're expecting :p :

[Ian McC]

Can I have a lady-boy please?


I believe Thailand would be a good place to start :p :

[stevie_gerrard]

i'll have a pint of coke for now thank you, and a bacon sandwich, havent had one of them in ages! :D

[schmenke]

...a bacon sandwich ...

Ooh, me too please!

And a mug-o-coffee :dozey:

[BrentJackson]

Better fry up some more bacon, I want one too. Mmmmm......bacon.

And pass me a Rickards red, eh?

[schmenke]

Hey Brent, long time no see. Where ya been hiding? :D

[LeonBrooke]

Can I have a grilled cheese sandwich?

[stevie_gerrard]

I'll have a coke now please, im having a plasma tv fitted in here, so we can have the football on :)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Can i have another lady boy please.

It seems strange for a Man Utd fan to be happy when Liverpool wins :D
Lets hope Man utd can beat Arsenal :up:

[LeonBrooke]

... im having a plasma tv fitted in here, so we can have the football on :)

At your expense? Nice :D :p :

[jso1985]

thanks Stevie, perfect for watching the Bolivian Summer Football Championship instead :p :

Ham sandwich and a coke please

[stevie_gerrard]

oh yeh, anything for bolivian football :p : Yes at my expense, jsut for you guys, cause i love you all :)

I will have a coke and bowl of crunchy nut thanks :p :

[LeonBrooke]

And when there's no Bolivian football on, we can bring movies in to watch :D

[100%hondafan]

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


less of this footy channel lock on MOTORS TV!!!!

[LeonBrooke]

Motors TV will be on when there's something good to watch. Other times, we'll be having football, and when there's nothing good on either channel, it'll be Star Wars movies! :D

[CarlMetro]

I recently purchased all the Monty Python movies on dvd, perhaps we could have a Monty night?

I'll have a large vodka & coke, hold the coke too seeing as I'm sitting here at stupidoclock writing a presentation for tomorrow :rolleyes:

[LeonBrooke]

I recently purchased all the Monty Python movies on dvd, perhaps we could have a Monty night?

I'll have a large vodka & coke, hold the coke too seeing as I'm sitting here at stupidoclock writing a presentation for tomorrow :rolleyes:

Oh all right, but if I can bring in my entire Babylon 5 collection ;)

[CarlMetro]

Oh all right, but if I can bring in my entire Babylon 5 collection ;)

Nope, that would have to be destroyed if it ever came in here ;)

[dwf1]

Anymore of them bacon sandwiches left??

[stevie_gerrard]

I'll have one as well cheers, and a pint of coke :D

[LeonBrooke]

Nope, that would have to be destroyed if it ever came in here ;)

Oh damn.

What about my Blackadder collection?

[CarlMetro]

Blackadder is fine :up:

[donKey jote]

Is Only fools and donkeys showing, or should I come back at Xmas ? :)

[LeonBrooke]

Great. I've got all four series, plus the Christmas special and Blackadder Back and Forth.

[Audimadgeoff]

howdi guys, has this pub got a TV? If so howz about you popping on one of those Blackadder videos? ;-)

oh, and any chance the newbie can get a vodka red bull and some pork scratchings? :-)

[LeonBrooke]

"... so you had to make do with milk!" :laugh:

[stevie_gerrard]

I'll have a TVR please thank you, and a nice bowl of crunchy nut to go with it cheers :up:

[LeonBrooke]

Do you mean a car? I'll have one too if you don't mind :D

[CarlMetro]

Well if stevies buy cars, can I have Ferrari F430, not too keen on TVRs :D

[LeonBrooke]

I'd have a Sagaris, I like the idea of an integral roll-cage. Also, a Tuscan GT2 race car.

[stevie_gerrard]

TVR is not just a car, but a delightful alcoholic drink made of Tequila, Vodka and Red Bull ;)

I'll just have a coke please for now :)

[dwf1]

I'll just have a pint of Abbots please!

[LeonBrooke]

TVR is not just a car, but a delightful alcoholic drink made of Tequila, Vodka and Red Bull ;)

I'll just have a coke please for now :)

Oh, I thought you meant the car. But will you still buy cars for everyone? ;)

[SEAN-B.]

Okay,I'm going to toot my own horn here.Happy Birthday to me-Oh yeaher!!Party at my pad tomorrow! :cheese:

[LeonBrooke]

Yeah! Drinks on Sean for the next week! :D

[Audimadgeoff]

Yeah! Drinks on Sean for the next week! :D
Happy Birthday Sean, but can I be boring and ask for my drink in a glass, rather than on him? :eek:

[LeonBrooke]

Happy Birthday Sean, but can I be boring and ask for my drink in a glass, rather than on him? :eek:

:laugh:

Oh all right, if you want.............. ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

Oh, I thought you meant the car. But will you still buy cars for everyone? ;)

how does a ford fiesta sound? :p :

coke please thank you :)

[CarlMetro]

how does a ford fiesta sound? :p :

Not sure, I suppose it would depend on whether you've put a chavtastic 'bean can' exhaust on it or not ;)

Pint of XXXX please barkeep, and a packet of pork scratchings too :lips:

[LeonBrooke]

how does a ford fiesta sound? :p :

Yeah, that'd be all right. I'll have a right-hand-drive ST in blue with white stripes. No options, please: I want it as light as possible.

[stevie_gerrard]

Alrite then, this is the adress to pick it up from:

123 Fake Street
Dodgy Road
Middle of Nowhere
Australia

:p :

Pint please barkeep.

[sxis]

Insulting large rum & coke & matching lady please

[LeonBrooke]

Alrite then, this is the adress to pick it up from:

123 Fake Street
Dodgy Road
Middle of Nowhere
Australia

:p :

Pint please barkeep.

No postcode?

[stevie_gerrard]

no, it doesnt need one because its such an unusual address that no-one has :p :

Coke please, my good man.

[LeonBrooke]

Ah, good to know ;)

Drinks are on me for today; it's my birthday!

[oily oaf]

Blimey chaps and chapperillinas!
Having just read Knockies bombshell "Hazellgate" swansong post I could absolutely do with a stiff one (please insert disparaging and totally unnecessary remarks about my advancing years and vacuum pumps here........)

Trouble is I'm potless till tomorrow so I was wondering Leon if you could buy me a pint until I get me wages paid in :(

Don't worry squire I'll see you right at the forthcoming Reindeer bash :)

[LeonBrooke]

Blimey chaps and chapperillinas!
Having just read Knockies bombshell "Hazellgate" swansong post I could absolutely do with a stiff one (please insert disparaging and totally unnecessary remarks about my advancing years and vacuum pumps here........)

Trouble is I'm potless till tomorrow so I was wondering Leon if you could buy me a pint until I get me wages paid in :(

Don't worry squire I'll see you right at the forthcoming Reindeer bash :)

No problem mate :) have as much as you want, I'm paying!

Oh yes, and will you be organising taxis for the Reindeer party, to get everyone home? It might be a bit far for me... ;)

[Susy1979]

Can I have a pint for old times sake please? :p
A guinness and blackcurrant please with some scampi fries and crisps :facelick: :cheese:

[BrentJackson]

No problem mate :) have as much as you want, I'm paying!

You're gonna regret that...... ;)

Can a man get another rum and coke around here? :D

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have a coke as well cheers :)

[LeonBrooke]

You're gonna regret that...... ;)

They refuse to serve intoxicated individuals :p :

[stevie_gerrard]

another coke please

[LeonBrooke]

And for me too, good bird ;)

So, what does everyone think of the idea to ban the sale of fresh chicken?

[stevie_gerrard]

as long as its fresh, and not diseased, i dont really care :p :

Keep them cokes coming

[BrentJackson]

Leon, I'm drinking on your tab here, mate. ;)

Another coke, thanks.

[vanillagirl85]

I'll have what Carl's having :D
Is the jukebox working? How 'bout some Timberlake?... :uhoh: ...

new to this bar, and everyone here is bringing sexy back. what the f--k is going on? could i play Journey? i can't get Steve Perry's mullet out of my mind

[BrentJackson]

If the jukebox has Bubba Sparxx's "Deliverance" in it, put it on eh! :D

[LeonBrooke]

as long as its fresh, and not diseased, i dont really care :p :

Keep them cokes coming

So you would object if the sale of fresh chicken was banned and all chicken for sale was frozen? Odd questions, innit? :D

Everyone's drinks are on me, until further notice :D

...just answer the questions ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

Good, cause ill have another coke cheers :D

[Audimadgeoff]

Can I have a hot chocolate with whipped cream and a flake????.... and perhaps add a dash of whisky just to warm the heart slightly!

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm bloody frozen - my thin African blood still has not adapted to this 'global warming; we're having in Wales!

[LeonBrooke]

Can I have a hot chocolate with whipped cream and a flake????.... and perhaps add a dash of whisky just to warm the heart slightly!

I don't know about the rest of you but I'm bloody frozen - my thin African blood still has not adapted to this 'global warming; we're having in Wales!

Ah! So to you, frozen chicken it like what fresh chicken is to us! So you wouldn't object if fresh chicken was taken away from the market ;)

[Audimadgeoff]

Ah! So to you, frozen chicken it like what fresh chicken is to us! So you wouldn't object if fresh chicken was taken away from the market ;)

where I'm from meat is meat and if its already dead when u find it then it saves you a bullet! ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

coffee please thank you, i need to stay awake and finish this assignment

[LeonBrooke]

where I'm from meat is meat and if its already dead when u find it then it saves you a bullet! ;)

Mmmmmmmmmm, sounds like my kind of place :eek: where are you from??

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have a tea please, milk, one sugar. :)

[LeonBrooke]

I'll have tea please too, milk, no sugar. I need to get my assignment finished :eek:

[stevie_gerrard]

what assignment you doing Leon? you can help with mine if you like, its about Cost Benefit Analysis :p : :( so dull :(

I need a fry up, i had one too many last night

[dwf1]

shouldnt have drank so much mate.......but a fry-up does sound good! i'll have one too please!

[LeonBrooke]

what assignment you doing Leon? you can help with mine if you like, its about Cost Benefit Analysis :p : :( so dull :(

I need a fry up, i had one too many last night

It's quite a basic one about a research article. The problem will be getting it short enough - they only want two pages :s but I'll have a lot more - two case studies coming up and a maternity portfolio due in June........ be glad you're not a nurse.

Cost Benefit analysis would be awful, I'm glad that all we need to do is know it's an issue :p :

[stevie_gerrard]

:p : you're telling me, im the one dealing with it :p :

thanks for that dave, but may i say that it was the first alcoholic drink i had since new years eve, so i think ive done pretty well, and ive saved myself a few quid :up: I may have had a few but it was worth it, cause it was a rubbish night out

ill have a tea please thank you

[LeonBrooke]

:p : you're telling me, im the one dealing with it :p :

thanks for that dave, but may i say that it was the first alcoholic drink i had since new years eve, so i think ive done pretty well, and ive saved myself a few quid :up: I may have had a few but it was worth it, cause it was a rubbish night out

ill have a tea please thank you

I've got three weeks to do four assignments about older people and their health... starting on Monday :(

[stevie_gerrard]

poor u mate, good luck :up: :p :

[LeonBrooke]

poor u mate, good luck :up: :p :

It won't be that hard, just a huge amount of work. They wanted to make our course four years, but they weren't allowed, so it's three :s

[AndySpeed]

I'll have 3 bottles of budweiser, 2 double vodka red bulls, a pint of stella, 2 shots of absinth and a magners with no ice please.

Thanks

[speedy king]

1 apple & mango J2O, i have to drive :)

[AndySpeed]

1 apple & mango J2O, i have to drive :)

:laugh: And I thought J20 was only for when you were out but couldn't bear to touch any alcohol following the previous night's session :p :

[speedy king]

I tend to ty to cover the label with my hand so i don't give the wrong idea about my sexuality.... :p :

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have an orange juice thank you

[CarlMetro]

I'll have a large vodka and coke, hold the coke ;)

[BrentJackson]

A shot of Crown Royal, please. :D

[tannat]

I hit a Valentine's Day Home Run (in a non-physical sense).

This round is on me, gang!

Your finest dark rum in a snifter, bar keep :up:

Tannat

[LeonBrooke]

All right then, I'll have a Red Bull on Tannat's account :up:

Congrats mate :D

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have a JD and coke cheers

[Donney]

Congrats tannat I think I'll have Passport and coke to celebrate!

[donKey jote]

Donney you should be ashamed of yourself, coming from the land of the Dyc-cola :p : :D
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[Donney]

Donney you should be ashamed of yourself, coming from the land of the Dyc-cola :p : :D
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And from the land of calimotxo... But the days of Dyc and calimotxo are long gone, now I'm a classy chap and I go for the quiet pleasures of Passport and Coke or pints with the mates. :cool:

How many awful mornings do I owe to those infamous combinations..... :dozey:

[stevie_gerrard]

i'll have an orange juice thanks :)

[dwf1]

A pint of Abbots Ale please

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have a cup of tea, just milk with it :)

[dwf1]

Nice pint of stella to go with watching top gear! cheers

[stevie_gerrard]

i will have another cup of tea, got some more work to do :(

[dwf1]

awww more work! poor you! :lol:

[harvick#1]

Drinks on me, if you saw the 500 :beer: :D

[LeonBrooke]

I feel like a nice coke with lots of sugar...

[dwf1]

stella thanks mate

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have a milk and chocolate cookie :)

[AndySpeed]

I'll have a carling please

Interestingly, has anyone heard of this very harsh shot that has (very!) tiny bits of metal in that cut your throat and make it go into your bloodstream quicker? Someone mentioned it to me on saturday while I was on a 15 hour bar crawl but I can't remember what they said it was called...

[CarlMetro]

ill have a milk and chocolate cookie :)

Milk's not a problem, however someone seems to have ...........................erm.................... .....stolen, yes that sounds good, stolen all of the chocolate cookies :angel:

[stevie_gerrard]

what??? :mad: im not having that, i want a chocolate cookie and i want it now! :mad:

[LotusElise]

I DEMAND some booze.

(Has anyone got a Camberwell carrot for later?)

[AndySpeed]

Interestingly, has anyone heard of this very harsh shot that has (very!) tiny bits of metal in that cut your throat and make it go into your bloodstream quicker? Someone mentioned it to me on saturday while I was on a 15 hour bar crawl but I can't remember what they said it was called....

[LeonBrooke]

I DEMAND some booze.

(Has anyone got a Camberwell carrot for later?)

Allow me to get you a drink. You can have anything so long as it's guaranteed to make you throw up if you drink too much ;) Which means pretty much anything...

And is "carrot" an euphemism for anything??

[LeonBrooke]

stella thanks mate

A mate of mine says Stella is wife-beaters' beer...........


I'll have a carling please

Interestingly, has anyone heard of this very harsh shot that has (very!) tiny bits of metal in that cut your throat and make it go into your bloodstream quicker? Someone mentioned it to me on saturday while I was on a 15 hour bar crawl but I can't remember what they said it was called...

Is is called "guaranteed to result in death for those who drink it"?

[tannat]

Everyone raise your glasses to my very dear friend PR from Newcastle as today is her birthday....
:beer:

Tannat

[jso1985]

Is is called "guaranteed to result in death for those who drink it"?

and a painful and slow one :s , probably is just some urban myth.

here's for "real" and "normal" drinks :beer: :beer:

[LeonBrooke]

and a painful and slow one :s , probably is just some urban myth.

here's for "real" and "normal" drinks :beer: :beer:

Let's hope so... :s


:beer:

[LotusElise]

Interestingly, has anyone heard of this very harsh shot that has (very!) tiny bits of metal in that cut your throat and make it go into your bloodstream quicker? Someone mentioned it to me on saturday while I was on a 15 hour bar crawl but I can't remember what they said it was called...

Do you mean Goldschlager? The metal is tiny bits of gold leaf.
Funny stuff, tastes a bit like cinnamon according to a friend.

I quite fancy a pint tonight. Do we have Fosters here?

[stevie_gerrard]

i feel like celebrating Liverpools Victory, Pint Please!! :D :beer:

[LeonBrooke]

Do you mean Goldschlager? The metal is tiny bits of gold leaf.
Funny stuff, tastes a bit like cinnamon according to a friend.

I quite fancy a pint tonight. Do we have Fosters here?

Gold leaf? Good to hear, I was imagining razorblades..........

This pub has whatever you want. Enough Fosters to make you vomit if that's what you want :D

[Quattroporte]

Beer doesn't make you vomit. Only the hard stuff.

[LeonBrooke]

Did you hear about the earthquakes? There were a series of earthquakes that were felt in Auckland. The first since the 70s.

[dwf1]

A good strong cup of coffee if possible.....it might wake me up.

[LotusElise]

Hard morning eh Dave?
I've just got some important stuff sorted and am relieved. I quite fancy a nice relaxing glass of rose wine now, please.

[CarlMetro]

I'll have a strawberry milkshake and jammie doughnut please :lips:

[dwf1]

Hard morning eh Dave?
I've just got some important stuff sorted and am relieved. I quite fancy a nice relaxing glass of rose wine now, please.


well woke up at about 11 after getting in at 3 and the music was banging in my ears...was such a great night tho so im not complaining!lol

[stevie_gerrard]

well, after giving me all the mouth about going out drinking, look what the cats dragged back in :p :

ill have an orange juice, this coursework is depressing :(

[dwf1]

you didnt drink for a month after new years so you can speak...anyway i had a great time on wednesday night.....it was amazing! I'll tell you about it on msn

[SEAN-B.]

A shot of Bushmills & pint 'o' Harp,please. ;)

[dwf1]

a nice pint of wife-beater please lol

[stevie_gerrard]

but you dont have a wife :p :

i'll have an orange juice cheers :)

[dwf1]

:lol: wife-beater (stella)

just a coke and orange please....

[LeonBrooke]

Something non-alcoholic please............

[dwf1]

i could do with a bacon sandwich

[stevie_gerrard]

:lol: wife-beater (stella)

just a coke and orange please....

I know what it is, its horrible stuff :p :

ill have an orange juice thanks

[dwf1]

i could do with a load of pints lined up about 10 please....of whatever ya got! lol

[stevie_gerrard]

someones a bit eager arent they? :p :

ill have another orange juice cheers, im addicted to the stuff now :D

[dwf1]

nah not eager just needed them then...dont no tho....got replies finally so all is good. i think an orange juice please.....see whats so great about it......

[stevie_gerrard]

i dont want to start a craze all of a sudden :p : i just want an orange juice :p :

[100%hondafan]

pint of san migel please havnt had one for a long long time now :D

also some nobby nuts aswell roasted please

[LeonBrooke]

i dont want to start a craze all of a sudden :p :

Why ever not?

I'll have an orange juice ;)

[CarlMetro]

Pint of yaks urine and a snog with the barmaids sister, failing that a pint of Fosters, almost the same thing but the yaks urine tastes slightly better.

[LeonBrooke]

Remember the barmaid is an ostrich... ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

i'll have an orange juice cheers :p :

[AndySpeed]

The big question:

Magners or Bulmers?

I guess it depends whether you're Irisih or English. So I'll have a Bulmers please

no ice ;)

[100%hondafan]

take it magners is irish ??

as i often see eathier name when going around town :S il have one aswell though lots of ice ;)

[CarlMetro]

What is it with this sudden trend of putting ice in cider? :crazy: If you walked into my local and asked the landlord for a pint of Strongbow with ice in it you'd probably make a fast exit through one of the windows :s

[100%hondafan]

just nice and refreshing i guess.

ill have another though!!

then thats me done for the nite

[AndySpeed]

I'm with Carl on this one, ice just dilutes it. Besides, the less ice you have the more you can fit in your standard pint glass.

[100%hondafan]

it comes in a pint bottle any way ;) then you have a seprate glass with ice

[CarlMetro]

I just think it looks gay :p : But each to their own I guess.

Double esspresso and a cinamon danish please barkeep :D

[dwf1]

orange juice please

[Res Ipsa Loquitur]

:cheese: OI LANDLORD! THE MACHINE IN THE BOGS HAS RUN OUT OF CONDOMS! :rotflmao:

[CarlMetro]

Well stop blowing them up and putting them on your head then :rolleyes: :p :

[Res Ipsa Loquitur]

What is it with this sudden trend of putting ice in cider? :crazy: If you walked into my local and asked the landlord for a pint of Strongbow with ice in it you'd probably make a fast exit through one of the windows :s

Erm, couldn't you just use sarcasm instead? :)

[CarlMetro]

It wouldn't be me doing the launching, I would leave that to the landlord ;)

[100%hondafan]

not a very business friendly land lord then.

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have another orange juice cheers :)

[dwf1]

orange juice for me thanks.....its good stuff this :D

[Rippers]

Christ Lads this is an expensive round...I will have Becks on a tap ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have orange juice and becks :p :

[dwf1]

nice pint of red stripe please

[CarlMetro]

ill have orange juice and becks :p :

Won't Posh object? :p :

Just leave a bottle of Smirnoff Blue, a small bucket of ice and a glass and I'll be happy :D

[stevie_gerrard]

a bottle of champers please! :D to celebrate another Wolves win :p : help yourself to a glass :)