Forum Pub

[dwf1]

i'll have a glass please mate...... :D

[RaceFanStan]

I'll have a cold bottle of Carling and a glass please. :beer:

[LeonBrooke]

I'll have a Red Bull please, I have some concentrating to do...

[stevie_gerrard]

same here mate, but a milk and cookie will do me fine :)

[dwf1]

i'll have 6 pints of stella to get me thro the night

[LeonBrooke]

Hmm, drinking and assignment-writing can be fun...

[djarumdudley]

poker has been bad, could use some Jameson's!

[dwf1]

awww did you lose? get this man a drink

[djarumdudley]

oh it was destructive. there was one little peak, followed by a neverending valley.

[Mp3 Astra]

I'll have some Nesquick Chocolate Milk if you will please

[stevie_gerrard]

I'll have orange squash please thank you :)

[dwf1]

same for me thanks

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have an orange juice with ice cheers :D

[dwf1]

A nice large pint .....actually make it 10

[djarumdudley]

getting ready to eat some filet of flounder, so a nice white wine would do great.

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have another orange juice thanks :)

[100%hondafan]

ill have a TVR please :)

[LeonBrooke]

Make mine a Red Bull, I'm about to knuckle down and do some work...

[CarlMetro]

Just a mineral water for me please. I have a long day tomorrow

[jso1985]

your best whiskey please I have a free afternoon :D

[dwf1]

another pint of stella please

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have some whisky chasers lined along the bar please cheers, i want to get through them all before the end of the night :p :

[tannat]

NOT A SOUL ON THIS EARTH IS MORE FULL OF JOY THAN MYSELF TONIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next 3 rounds on me! :up: :up: :up: :up:

[LeonBrooke]

So what's happened?

[tannat]

A job related incident that is absolutely incredible..

Miracles do happen! :up:


I won't be able to rid my face of a smile for weeks!

[100%hondafan]

go on spill the beens if ther on you ill have a corona please!

[dwf1]

i'll have a stella please mate

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have an orange juice cheers :D

[LeonBrooke]

I'll have a Red Bull while we listen to Tannat's story :D

[stevie_gerrard]

ill have a JD and coke cheers

[tony_yeboah]

2 bottles of michelob bartender

[Brown, Jon Brow]

What the hell has happened in here? :(

[SEATFreak]

What the hell has happened in here? :(

How do you mean? Is it the riot between rival Bingo halls that was in here or lack of acitivity? It is rather quiet in here. Well, it's the no-smoking ban, ain't it? I hate smokers. Good riddance to em'.....

Excuse whilst I have a joint or two outside from a mate who works in Jamaica! :)

btw, make mine a double vodka and coke....Well, I maybe a tee-totaller but I can have what I like! It's a forum pub! I won't ever get one! :laugh:

[stevie_gerrard]

its a bit dusty aint it? :p :

OJ for me :)

[LeonBrooke]

I'll have an orange juice too please :D

[SEATFreak]

I'll just have an orange! :rotflmao:

[jim mcglinchey]

[quote=SEATFreak;299091It is rather quiet in here. Well, it's the no-smoking ban, ain't it? I hate smokers. Good riddance to em'.....



...phew, its a bit stinky in here since the smoking ban, I never realised that the cigarette smoke masked alot of BO. Fact.

[stevie_gerrard]

another OJ for myself, and a tap water for the LW :p :

[RaikkonenRules]

Finally found the place after looking all over the country for it :mad:

*Walks up to the bar and hands out an ID card with a picture of a 40 year old man and explains that I only look 16 because I just had major plastic surgery on my face.* :D

I'll have a pint of your finset cheapest beer please :D

[RaikkonenRules]

Where is everybody? Was it something I said :(

[100%hondafan]

ill have large glass of cold icey water please

[RaikkonenRules]

Are the barmaid osteriches still here. If so can we have some god dammed service please :mad:

[LeonBrooke]

Yes they are still ostriches, and they don't appreciate being called incompetent :D


They'll get to you in their own time.

For now, how about some conversation??

How about venepuncture?

[CarlMetro]

Where is everybody? Was it something I said :(

We're all still here, we're just not talking to you. It's nothing you've said, just the fact that you smell :p :

Barkeep, a pint of your finest old crunchy and a can of air freshner if you please :D

[stevie_gerrard]

Finally found the place after looking all over the country for it :mad:

*Walks up to the bar and hands out an ID card with a picture of a 40 year old man and explains that I only look 16 because I just had major plastic surgery on my face.* :D

I'll have a pint of your finset cheapest beer please :D

that doesn't work in this pub :p :

just an OJ please thanks :)

[RaikkonenRules]

Worth a shot though :D . Fine in that case I'll have to settle for a coke :(

[Donney]

A pint of Harvis and a bacon sarnie please.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........................

I'll have a pint of 'UnSpecific' please!

[LeonBrooke]

Shouldn't that be "non-specific"?

[dwf1]

an OJ and a pint of stella please

[CarlMetro]

Is that so you can make your own citrus beer? :p :

Large latte and the Chef's special please.

[stevie_gerrard]

i will have an orange juice and a jacket potato please :D

[Cindy_AL]

Having quite a stressful day for a Friday here at work so I thought I would drop in for a Corona on my lunch break. :p :

Anyone serving today? :uhoh:

[CarlMetro]

Seems to be self service I'm afraid Cindy, this place has never been the same since the change in management :dozey:

[AndySpeed]

I've had far too many J2O's in bars recently, so I quite fancy a, hmm, Hoegaarden please :)

[stevie_gerrard]

i'll just help myself to a bacon sandwich as i'm late for work :p :

[RaikkonenRules]

Well if it's self service then maybe I will get that beer after all :D . *Walks behind bar and runs off with a six pack*

[stevie_gerrard]

i'll have a BLT and orange squash :)

[RaikkonenRules]

This new pub is not as popular as the old one it seems. Guess no one likes change :(

[BrentJackson]

^ Hey, I'm back around! :D

Bacon sandwich and Corona, please. :)

[SEATFreak]

Bourbon please bartender. Not that I like it. I just want it because you look like the ghost bartender from The Shinning that Jack Nicholson talked to. :s

Is your name Lloyd by any chance?

[SEATFreak]

I thought I would drop in for a Corona on my lunch break.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corona..... :eek:

[stevie_gerrard]

I will have a budweiser, it's been a long day.

[RaikkonenRules]

What's the magic word Stevie

[jim mcglinchey]

....NOW!..

[LeonBrooke]

I think I'll have a Corona as well, please.

[SEATFreak]

I'll have a Carina please.....Oh, sorry. Wrong place. I need a second hand Toyota dealer for one of them don't I? :p :

[raybak]

About time for a Boags I wreckon. I'll have a Schooner thanks.

Ray

[stevie_gerrard]

the magic word is GIMME!! :p :

i'll have another bud and a irish cream cheesecake to follow my tea :D

[RaikkonenRules]

This is more like it regular custom now :)

Stevie I don't think our osterich bartenders take too kindly to impatience. ;)

[LeonBrooke]

I'll have a Carina please.....Oh, sorry. Wrong place. I need a second hand Toyota dealer for one of them don't I? :p :

Why do you want a second-hand Carina?

And if the clientèle are so desirous, the pub can expand and add a used car sales arm...........

Sorry? Was that you volunteering to run it? ;)

[stevie_gerrard]

I'll have a cup of tea and some scones :p :

[LeonBrooke]

So sir, while you're engoying your fine lunch of tea and scones, whould you like to peruse some fine used cars?

[SEATFreak]

Why do you want a second-hand Carina?

The joke is the similarity in the words. Carina. Corona. You can see how eerily similar they are . The "o's" are simply replaced by "a's".


Sorry? Was that you volunteering to run it?

Glad to. In fact I have a mate that used to live in London who used to sell second hand cars. The Peckham are of London. Know it?

Whilst I am here I will have a tipple. Hmmm..a bottle of your finest house plonk please. The Tizer 1910 please.

[LeonBrooke]

There you go Stevie, Mr Freak shall show you our fine range of used cars. We have a VW 1600, a real classic, going for £25,000. A bargain for such a grand fixer-upper.

So your mate was constantly being mistrusted and having abuse hurled in his face? ;)

[CarlMetro]

Am I too late for breakfast and a little bit of tyre kicking ?

[LeonBrooke]

No sir, you are not too late at all. What manufacturers are sir most interested in?

[CarlMetro]

Well what I'm looking for is a Mk1 Ford Capri 3.0 in orange, but I see you don't have any of those so I'm open to suggestions.................oh and a bacon sarnie with red sauce and a cup of tea please :D

[stevie_gerrard]

i'd love a mercedes if you have one in the back :p : Not too pricey mind you :p :

Also an OJ please :)

[SEATFreak]

No sir, you are not too late at all. What manufacturers are sir most interested in?

We have just got a call from a diamond geezer called Mike who is happy for us to take of his hands his Renault Clio Sport. I can swing it for 2k. Interested?

[Donney]

Anyone interested in having a drink or a few too many, please do so. I'm buying!!!! :)

:beer:

[veeten]

why not, it's his birthday. :D :beer:

[stevie_gerrard]

Donney ur a gentleman

I will have 6 pints of carlsberg and a bottle of whiskey please :p :

[Magnus]

Just looking by; I certainly will come back! But not tonight though, since i am throwing a little party at home.

[RaikkonenRules]

Are you still selling cars in here? If so do you have a Bugatti Veryon by any chance? :D

[raybak]

We have to find the guy that stole the truck load of beer, 430 kegs apparently, some Guinness, Budweiser and some other European brand.

Then we can have a party.

Ray

[LeonBrooke]

Yeah, drinks are on me for a while too because I'm celebrating having finished uni and having got a job for next year :D :)

[Mp3 Astra]

17 pages since we returned a year ago... that's not very impressive!

I'll have a late-night sleeping pill please.

[djarumdudley]

been some time since i've stopped in. could use a fine pint of Newcastle before heading out on this saturday night.

[F1nostalgic]

hey can I join in this pub. :D :o

[Magnus]

Do you have any proper ID?
:)

[F1nostalgic]

Do you have any proper ID?
:)

Sorry I don't understand. :o :)