Interview the Person below you?

[slinkster]

Yes, Big Mac please... regular fries and a coke...

Do you ever cry at films?

[LeonBrooke]

I did once, when I was about five, but I can't remember what the movie was.

Have you ever seen anyone get hit by a car?

[MrJan]

Not that i can remember. Came close to it on the Wydean at the weekend, snow and rally cars without studded tyres don't really mix, saw a couple of scary moments but no one hurt, sadly the event didn't pass without tragedy.

What's the worst thing that's happened a motorsport event you've been to?

[AndySpeed]

I haven't really been to any motorsport events with too serious consequences thankfully. In fact, unless I'm wrong, John Cleland having his accident at Snetterton in 1998 *may* have been the worst.

Have you ever got so drunk you didn't know where you were?

[slinkster]

No... thankfully.

Did you send or receive anything for valentines day?

[LeonBrooke]

Didn't send anything, didn't receive anything :(

What famous person would you invite to your house for dinner?

[CarlMetro]

Michael Schumacher. So far I've invited him 9213 times, but he still says no ;(

Are you lonesome, tonight?

[slinkster]

Well I wasn't last night, and I won't be tonight either as I'm off out to meet some friends :)

What did you have for breakfast today?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Puffs :erm:

What smells do you like & dislike the most?

[LeonBrooke]

Dislike: unhealthy urine. I've had to smell it quite a lot...

Like: Hmmmm............ fresh bread.

What's your favourite dessert?

[slinkster]

oooooOoooh could be any number of things... maybe profiteroles?..

What's your greatest ever achievement?

[fly_ac]

I'll say being my own boss, don't have to answer to anyone apart from the tax man, who think he has shares in my company. :mad:

What's the worst job you ever had?

[CarlMetro]

Probably the one I'm just about to finish :D

When was the last time you hit someone in anger?

[LeonBrooke]

I don't think I've ever hit someone in anger. I usually start sulking and walk away..............

Have you ever drunk so much of something non-alcoholic that you vomited?

[MrJan]

Not something non-alcoholic. Alcoholic drinks on the other hand are completely different.

What are your two favourite foods?

[jso1985]

Hamburguers and Meatballs :lips:

Your favourite non-alcoholic drink?

[CarlMetro]

Water. I drink a couple of litres a day, at least.

Do you play games on your PC?

[schmenke]

Not many. Usually just MS Links ( :D ) and Civilisation III.

Do you like prunes?

[DonnieDarco]

No, can't stand 'em :D

Have you ever ridden a camel?

[jso1985]

nope but I have ridden their closest cousin, a llama

Ever been bitten by a spider or any other insect?

[LeonBrooke]

Spiders aren't insects!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But I've never been bitten by a spider, although there are a couple of poisonous biting native breeds in New Zealand.

have you ever been locked in anywhere embarrassing?

[Donney]

Other than a broken lift, no I haven't.

Have you ever been on a diet?

[slinkster]

Noooooo... I'm pretty tiny so definitely no need... couldn't give up chocolate anyway so good job!

What's the last thing you bought off the internet??

[DonnieDarco]

The TV series Eerie, Indiana the other day. Its just as good as I remembered :D

Have you ever eaten Ostrich?

[fly_ac]

Yes, all the time, I prefer it to other red meat. Crocodile is nice too. :D

Have you ever bungee jump?

[CarlMetro]

No, they don't make elastic that strong ;(

Would you ever jump out of a perfectly serviceable airplane for fun?

[LeonBrooke]

It depends. One of my friends is in to that sort of thing, if she challenged me, and was willing to do it with me, then I probably would. Otherwise no.

Have you ever been scuba diving?

[MrJan]

The TV series Eerie, Indiana the other day. Its just as good as I remembered :D

I haven't seen that in years. used to love it when I was younger, an absolute classic.

Never been scuba diving, did a bit of snorkelling in Tenerife which was quite good, the colours of fish even in the Canaries is pretty cool, can't even imagine what it'd be like to scuba in somewhere properly tropical.

What's the next motorsport event you hope to attend?

[CarlMetro]

Opening round of the BTCC.

OK, who farted?

[schmenke]

Well, since the demise of my pooch, I no longer have anyone to blame except... Mp3Astra... :uhoh:

When will it stop snowing?

[Captain VXR]

When George Bush makes a war on the weather.
Who defaced my computer?

[AndySpeed]

Carl did, I saw him, it was Carl!!!

Do you plan on going to Glastonbury/Carling Weekend/Radio 1 BW or any sizeablely large music festivals this year?

[Captain VXR]

Does anyone actually bother going to the whole duration of these events?

[AndySpeed]

Yes.

Do you regularly exercise?

[Donney]

I didn't use to but now I do 1 hr of bicicle everyday.

Do you daydream?

[schmenke]

Yep, I dream about the LW every day :D

Do you eat five portions of fruit/veggies daily?

[Captain VXR]

Some days
Do you have herpes? :erm:

[schmenke]

Um, no :s

Do you? :erm:

[Captain VXR]

No I don't
but I do know a certain forum member has

[DonnieDarco]

What's your question? You answer the question above, then ask one of your own.

[Captain VXR]

Does anyone know what my mental age is?

[LeonBrooke]

Yes - it's four :D .

Do you think it's a good idea to drink beer while attempting to do a uni assignment?

[Donney]

Sure, if you don't mind about the results.

What's you favourite beer?

[AndySpeed]

Coors. I'm a lager drinker, haven't acquired a taste for ales.

When was the last time you travelled by train?

[Captain VXR]

Last summer in Poland
When was the first time you travelled by train?

[LeonBrooke]

Shortly after I was born, when we moved across the whole length of the north island, from Auckland to Wellington.

Do you work well under pressure?

[CarlMetro]

Yes.

Has anyone seen my dog?

[Captain VXR]

I saw a dog in the butcher's eccentric meat section with full cooking instructions.
Anyone know where my head of Oily went?

[schmenke]

Look under your pillow.

What was you last major purchase?

[CarlMetro]

brought a new sat nav system today.

who's for icecream then?

[emporer_k]

me please.

What are you doing today ?

[jso1985]

wondering if the rain will ever stop :mark:

your favourite non-motorsport TV show?

[slinkster]

Lost maybe...

Did you use public transport today?

[CarlMetro]

Erm.......no :s

Is it snowing where you are?

[schmenke]

Is that a rhetorical question? :dozey:

Did you eat your veggies today?

[LotusElise]

Yes, I had some peppers at lunch.

Do you like artichokes?

[CarlMetro]

Yuk!

Can I go now?

[LeonBrooke]

No, you have to stay until the I.D. registrar says you can go ;)

What time did you get up this morning?

[Captain VXR]

7:00
What did you have for lunch?

[schmenke]

Ask me again in about 86 minutes :D

What household chore do you dislike doing the most?

[CarlMetro]

What's a household chore? Is that what the wife does?

Can I go now? I really need to.........

[LotusElise]

Being as you've put your hand up and asked nicely, yes.

What book are you reading at the moment?

[CarlMetro]

I'm not, I'm reading a computer screen :p :

Do you like mice?

[LeonBrooke]

I love mice, especially when they're alive. Rats, however, are unpleasant, especially when dead and when someone (read "me") has accidentally cut through the bowel wall... for the rest of the story, use your imagination!

Do you work better in the morning or the afternoon?

[Donney]

I work better in the mornings

Do you like spring?

[Captain VXR]

It's OK.
Who wants a nice warm bowl of cochineal?

[LotusElise]

Not me.

Have you ever seen a wild owl?

[CarlMetro]

Yes, we get lots of them around here, especially barn owls.

Can I kick it?

[emporer_k]

yes you can.

Where did it all go wrong ?

[LeonBrooke]

In the conversion from imperial to metric.

Big meals occasionally, or small meals frequently?

[CarlMetro]

Big meals frequently :D

Is it your turn or mine?

[LeonBrooke]

It's neither of ours actually.

What do you think of flame-grilled Italian meatballs as a meal?

[CarlMetro]

Sounds nice, but with some penne and a tomato and basil sauce :D

What is the last CD you brought?

[schmenke]

Of Montreal - Hissing Fauna, Are You The Destroyer?

(Not particularily a great cd :mark: )

Do you have tickets to any upcoming concerts?

[slinkster]

Sadly no... :(

What was the last film you saw and did you enjoy it?

[Captain VXR]

Mr Bean Goes On Holiday. It was funny especially the seafood plater if a little predictable

[DonnieDarco]

Question? Again?

[Captain VXR]

OK, when was the last tym you maid a speling mistaek?

[schmenke]

I can't remimber.

Has spring finally sprung?

[Captain VXR]

Yep
When was the last time you knowingly broke the law?

[CarlMetro]

Yesterday.

Are those earings new?

[Captain VXR]

What earings?
Is the moon made of cheese? If so, what kind?

[LotusElise]

Lancashire, I think.

What goes best with yellow?

[Donney]

Coldplay did very well with yellow. :)

Where are my hours of sleep?

[CarlMetro]

Over here, sorry I needed them :D

What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

[Captain VXR]

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese
When as the last time you had a chav punch you for 50p?

[AndySpeed]

Never

Lancashire or Yorkshire?

[Captain VXR]

Lancashire
Do you hate the new Subaru Imhealthandsafetya hatchback that replaces the Impreza?

[CarlMetro]

Nope

A slap with a wet fish or a kiss from a cow?

[DonnieDarco]

A slap with a wet fish, cows are creepy :D

What's your shoe size?

[CarlMetro]

UK 10 or Euro 44

How much do you weigh?

[Captain VXR]

Shhhhhhhh, that's a secret
Why do some people have a life?

[AndySpeed]

Because it's fun

Did you get many chocolate eggs at easter?

[CarlMetro]

None ;(

Can I have one of your Easter eggs?

[Captain VXR]

If I can have your soul in exchange.
Who wants gingerbread?

[CarlMetro]

I'd rather have an Easter egg ;)

What can you see from your window?

[Captain VXR]

I can see my porch
Why do people want to kill me?

[schmenke]

Because you're annoying.

When was your last bowel movement?

[LeonBrooke]

I'm not going to tell you.

Why do you want to know that???

[CarlMetro]

I think he has a fetish for these sorts of things :\

What's the weirdest question someone has ever asked you?

[LeonBrooke]

There was one this afternoon which I choose not to repeat, but it was... unbelievable. :s hock:

What is your preferred laundry detergent?

[AndySpeed]

Bold, I think

When was the last time someone said they "need you"?

[schmenke]

A couple of weeks ago when my buddy was installing new suspension bits on his car... :dozey:

Any tatoos?

[CarlMetro]

No, when you're as good looking as me, it would be a crime to cover up my good looks............


:rotflmao:

If you had you life over again, would you change anything?

[LeonBrooke]

Yeah, there are a few small things, but nothing too major - I'm pretty happy at the moment.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Donney]

Obviously as much as necessary :rolleyes:

Any piercings?

[CarlMetro]

Not any more, I use to have three in my left ear though :\

What time do you normally go to bed?

[Donney]

At midnight.

What time do you get up on Sundays?

[schmenke]

Typically at 1:00am, 3:00am, 5:00am,... :dozey:

Do you get along with your neighbours?

[CarlMetro]

Yes

What did you have for lunch?

[Captain VXR]

Havent had lunch yet although yesterday it was a ham sandwhich and a packet of quavers.
Can we stop schmenke licking elbows, it freaks me out?

[Donney]

I'm sure schmenke will have something to say about it.

Do you have any good plans for the weekend?

[CarlMetro]

Yes, BTCC at Rockingham on Sunday :D

Do you still have all your own teeth?

[schmenke]

Yes.

Have you not previously asked that?

[NoahsGirl]

Probably.

Why won't CarlMetro let me have the Last Word for more than 30 seconds?

[LeonBrooke]

Because he is, as you said, a meanie.

...not that the LW is his to give, it's mine :D

Have you ever been attacked by your breakfast cereal?

[CarlMetro]

Erm...................no. That would be just you then, would it?

Am I repeating questions I've asked before?

[LeonBrooke]

Why not hire someone to check the backlog?

Well if not the cereal, has your duvet ever attacked you?

[CarlMetro]

I worry about you sometimes, I really do :crazy:

Are you any good at DIY?

[LeonBrooke]

Well that depends... what am I good at doing myself? If it's building decks and such, then no; if it's... I think we'll go for a no on that one overall.


So, what about the washing machine? Come on, I can't be that unusual...

[Donney]

My washing machine leaks some water but I would not call that attacking.

How many weddings have you gone to?

[Captain VXR]

None
Are you going to the BTCC at Rockingham?

[schmenke]

A tad too far for me... :mark:

Is it snowing where you are? :s

[Captain VXR]

Nope
Do you take notice of this sign?:
Toilet out of action, use floor below

[MrJan]

Depends on whether I need to pee or not?

Is cheese a kind of meat?

[CarlMetro]

Only in LaLa land

How many fingers am I holding up?

[MrJan]

two, and I'm not too keen on which two it is.

(in LaLa land and the world of mighty boosh :D )

Do you know which way up is?

[LeonBrooke]

Easy - it's the opposite of down.

What colour of watermelon is your favourite?

[schmenke]

They all taste the same to me, although I don't feel quite right about eating anything but a red one :mark:

What's your favourite television show at the moment?

[LeonBrooke]

I think Babylon 5, although it's long-since finished, still has the edge in well-thought-out plots, characters and everything.

If you had to go back in time and live in a period of history, which would it be?

[CarlMetro]

1960's Not very adventurous but great for the music :D

Isn't it about time you put some clothes on?

[LeonBrooke]

No. I see no problem with being at university naked ;)

Have you fed the dinosaur sufficiently?

[Captain VXR]

Isn't it the tiger?

[schmenke]

No.

Do you jaywalk?

[CarlMetro]

Depends on how busy the road is :s

Have you booked your holiday yet?

[schmenke]

Nope :mark: . Although we are going camping this w/end :mark: . The weather forecast however does not seem to be cooperative :s

Have you ever installed floor tiles?

[CarlMetro]

Yep, in the kitchen of my last house and the wife's trying to persuade me to do the same in our current one :dozey:

Has anyone seen DonnieDarco?

[Captain VXR]

No
Can I have a chocolate smoothie?

[slinkster]

erm............... no. Think I'll have one for myself instead.

What's your favorite kitchen utensil?

[schmenke]

The bottle opener :D

Do you enjoy cooking?

[CarlMetro]

Yes

Is there any smoothie left?

[LeonBrooke]

No, Slinkster consumed it all, but you can ask her to make some more if you want.

Do you want to come to New Zealand, sleep on my couch and write my assignments for me?

[Captain VXR]

Nah, the plane bit can't be very good, the rest is fine :)
Can I have a schmenke steak for breakfast tommorow?

[schmenke]

No, but you can kiss my rump roast :D

Whatcha have for breakfast?

[CarlMetro]

Toast and coffee this morning.

What can you see out of your window?

[schmenke]

Nothing necessarily pleasant... A somewhat industrial section of the city, with the downtown towers further off to the North :mark:

With what means of locomotion do you normally commute to work/school/parol office...?

[CarlMetro]

Car, unless I'm 'working from home'

What time do you normally get up?

[Donney]

07:40

Do you usually remember what you've dreamed?

[Captain VXR]

Only for 5 minutes
Is there a slaughter house at carlmetro's because the tiger wants my goat for tea?

[NoahsGirl]

As Carl is a strange crater anyway, the answer is bound to be yes.

How was your Monday?

[CarlMetro]

The sun way shining, the birds were singing and I've been stuck in my office all day writing a report which should have been in two days ago, I'll let you decide how my Monday was..........

Anyone for a kickabout in the park later?

[NoahsGirl]

So long as I am goalie (so I don't have to run about)

How many weeks until your summer holidays?

[Captain VXR]

7
Did you go to the Japanese Tuning Show at Silverstone yesterday (sunday 3 June)?

[LeonBrooke]

No, I didn't. On Sunday I wrote a bit of a story, read a bit of a book and relaxed a bit.

What's the biggest assignment you've ever written for school/university?

[Captain VXR]

Dunno
If you had a tin can with no label what would you most hope is not in it(that comes in cans)?

[LeonBrooke]

Dog food probably.

If you had to take a pseudonym, what would it be?

[Donney]

Banana Boy, obviously :p

Why would you need a pseudonym?

[Captain VXR]

Don't know
Is it safe to eat dog food in the eu?

[schmenke]

Give it a try.

Why do you answer every question with "Don't know"? :dozey:

[CarlMetro]

Don't know :\

Can I be your friend?

[Donney]

First we should be formally introduced, shake hands and have some beers. (The LW might help ;) )

Do you have time for that?

[schmenke]

I always have time for beers, especially if you're buying :D

Do you wear underwear?

[CarlMetro]

Sometimes ;)

Has anyone seen MP3 Astra lately?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

He'll be Batracing :s

Is anyone else shocked that CarlMetro's surname is Metrovich ?

[Captain VXR]

Not me
Is anyone shocked that I exist?

[MrJan]

But do you exist?

Is Captain VXR just a figment of someone's imagination?

[Captain VXR]

Not me but CarlMetrovich is
Can I have my lemonade now?

[CarlMetro]

No, I've drunk it :burp:

Why are we here?

[schmenke]

To post :mark:

Is it healthy to suppress a fart?

[CarlMetro]

As my Dad used to say.........Son wherever you may be, always let your wind blow free ;)

Are you any good at board games?

[LeonBrooke]

I'm a Snakes and Ladders master ;)

Have you ever gone into an exam completely unprepared?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

I'm a Snakes and Ladders master ;)

Have you ever gone into an exam completely unprepared?

Yes, twice in the last week :dozey:

Whats your ultimate fantasy?

[schmenke]

To have the LW :dozey:

Have you ever barfed in public?

[CarlMetro]

Yes but only with the help of copious amounts of alcohol.

Any plans for the weekend?

[Captain VXR]

Nope
Can I have that kitkat that you don't want?

[CarlMetro]

No.

Does my bum look big in this?

[DonnieDarco]

The sun just went in! Oops no, its Carl's arse. Yes, it does look big in that ;) :D

Do you have memories you're not proud of?

[Captain VXR]

Getting points on my motorsport forums account for too much swearing

Any memories you're proud of?

[LeonBrooke]

Yeah, there are a few.

Have you seen Pirates of the Caribbean: World's End?

[Captain VXR]

Not yet
Is my rolo smoothie ready yet?

[CarlMetro]

Oh!.............was that yours?

Can I go out and play now?

[Donney]

Only if you have finished your homework.

Is pork hash any good?

[MrJan]

Sounds like a very interesting mix :s mokin:

What's the last gig you went to?

[CarlMetro]

Kylie in Manchester :lips:

Who left their empty coffee mug on my desk?

[Captain VXR]

Me :p
Can I have it refilled?

[schmenke]

Only if you brew it.

Can I have a day off? :dozey:

[slinkster]

ermmmmmm...... no. sorry.

Do you know the difference between a tortoise and a turtle?

[Donney]

One lives on the ground and the other in the water?

Was that the correct answer?

[LeonBrooke]

I think it was.

Does Slinky know the answer, or was she asking because she wanted to find out?

[Captain VXR]

I don't know
Is my retard shampoo ready for collection - I need a hair wash?

[CarlMetro]

No, still out of stock I'm afraid :s

Do you collect the fluff from your belly button?

[Captain VXR]

Nope
Can I borrow some of yours?

[LeonBrooke]

Yes you may, but return it in the container I'm providing.

When was the last time you held a baby?

[Donney]

I don't remember, it must be a very long time ago.

When was the last time you changed currency?

[CarlMetro]

Beginning of February this year, Euros back into £'s

What is the longest distance you have travelled on a single trip?

[Captain VXR]

1000 miles
How far are you from the sydney opera house?

[LeonBrooke]

Not as far as you - Auckland to Sydney is 2,152km.

What would you do if there was a powercut right now?

[CarlMetro]

Get some candles out of the cupboard.

Who said that?

[Donney]

It was your logical mind finding reasonable solutions for a common problem.

Do you get carried away by your emotions?

[Captain VXR]

Nope
Is my toy carlmetro ready yet?

[LeonBrooke]

:erm: what do you want one of those for??

What can you see out of the window right now?

[CarlMetro]

Nothing, it's dark :\

Have you ever just quit your job?

[LeonBrooke]

I tried to, but they apologised and promised to improve the conditions for me :D (seriously, it was a job no one wanted to do, and as a male, they really wanted to keep me).

Care to have a guess as to what it was??

[schmenke]

Professional elbow-licker?

Do you enjoy long walks on a quiet moon-lit beach?

[Captain VXR]

Nope
Do you have a lw trophy?

[schmenke]

I have several.

What's wrong with long walks on a quiet moon-lit beach?

[slinkster]

... sand in between your toes. Bad.

Do you prefer summer or winter?

[schmenke]

Summer, so that I can enjoy long walks on a quiet moon-lit beach.

Are you bothered by sand in between your toes?

[CarlMetro]

No, not too keen on my balls in the bunker either, which happened too often today :s

Isn't Calgary a bit far from a beach?

[schmenke]

Umm, yes, but I too have had recent extensive experience with my balls in sand... :erm: ...

What's Brighton really like?

[CarlMetro]

It's actually a really nice place, good resturants and nighlife and nice countryside surrounding it. Me and the misses go there quite a bit.

Anyone for tennis?

[LeonBrooke]

Yeah, sure, it'll be fun.

Would you like to bankroll the publishing of my book?

[CarlMetro]

Can I read the synopsis first?

How much will it cost?

[schmenke]

Do you want to finance Leon's book, "Elbow Licking For Dummies"

I'd like to sample it first.

[CarlMetro]

:?:

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Schmenke has broken the thread

Why did Schmenke break the thread?

[CarlMetro]

I think he thought he was on a different thread ;)

Do you think Schmenke will ever tell us the truth?

[Captain VXR]

I don't think so
Is my cochineal and carrot smoothie tasty?

[LeonBrooke]

It's the best thing I've ever tasted.

Have you seen the Transformers film?

[CarlMetro]

No, but I did go see the new Fantastic Four film the other week :up:

Is it dull, grey and cold where you are too?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Is it ever any different in North West England.

Is it ever any different in North West England?

[Captain VXR]

How do I know I'm a southern unposh Bathonion
Are you?

[schmenke]

No.

Where would you rather be right now?

[CarlMetro]

Reduit bay, St Lucia :)

OK, who farted?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Oh no I haven't farted, it's just my new aftershave ;)

Can you please take your hand out of my underpants?

[Captain VXR]

Wtf was that me - I must have been sleepwalking
Was it really me?

[AndySpeed]

I wouldn't know, I wasn't there!

Have you ever been to Thailand (or South-East Asia)?

[Donney]

No I haven't but I know some people who have and they loved it.

Do you like your name?

[Captain VXR]

Not sure - it can get annoying
Please can you stop fiddling with the cat?

[CarlMetro]

But I like playing with pussies :s hock:

Was that a bit too rude?

[Donney]

It is if they are not in the mood :cool:

Do you have any allergies?

[schmenke]

Just pollen and general crap that floats in the air during the spring and summer. Antihistamines help somewhat :s

What do you normally eat for breakfast?

[CarlMetro]

Mainly cereal, sometimes toast and bacon sarnies on special occasions :lips:

What brought you to this forum?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

The promise of a fuller life.

Will I ever be famous?

[LeonBrooke]

The name "Harold Shipman" sprung into me head when I read your question, Jon :p :

Will I complete my Masters in Nursing at any point in my life? (many years from now though, just finishing my Bachelors now)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

No, because I will do a Harold Shipman impression on you :mad: :erm: :p

If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

[LeonBrooke]

I'd choose Feeling Good by Muse, then you could kill me :D

Would you let someone practice venepuncture on you?

[Donney]

Not knowing what it is no I wouldn't unless it was recomended by a doctor.

Bugs Bunny or Duffy Duck?

[CarlMetro]

Would depend on whether I fancied a stew or Chinese :lips:

Can I have a cup of tea, two sugars and milk please?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Well I suppose you could, but the milk is sour :bigcry:

Why is my computer making a grinding noise?

[CarlMetro]

Perhaps you should stop sitting on it?

Is this the way to Amarillo?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

For the last time..... NO!!! :mad:


How can I stop it from raining outside?

[schmenke]

Move to the Sahara :dozey:

What should I do this weekend?

[CarlMetro]

Play golf, drink beer, smoke a cuban?

What do have to do this weekend?

[Captain VXR]

Since your question makes no sense I'll leave it to I dont have to do anything this weekend
Do you like my choice of username?

[AndySpeed]

Aye Cap'n

Do/did you have a nice sunset where you are when I write/wrote this post?

[MrJan]

I don't know if I did when YOU wrote YOUR post but as I am writing this it is raining so no sunset for me.

Cheese or Nuts?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Cheese - Smoked Applewood Cheddar is the best thing since sliced bread ;)

Guitar or Piano?

[emporer_k]

Guitar.

Would you like some toast ?

[CarlMetro]

oooo yes please.

got any jam?