Jon Brow's top tip of the day!

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Here's a top tip. If you have a neighbour you don't like, rent one of these out for the day and cut their car in two ;)

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/51463438/15A__1_800W__9__Corded_Angle_Grinder.jpg

Another top tip same time tomorrow.

[RaikkonenRules]

:rotflmao:

[RaceFanStan]

Yeah, what a tip, vandalize a neighbors car & go to prison for 5 to 10 years. :rolleyes:

[Daniel]

Yeah, what a tip, vandalize a neighbors car & go to prison for 5 to 10 years. :rolleyes:
Couldn't agree more :mark: It might of been funny if it was actually funny :p

[luvracin]

Yeah, what a tip, vandalize a neighbors car & go to prison for 5 to 10 years. :rolleyes:

Yes, Psycological warfare is better. At night. Move things around. Not alot. Just enough for them to start thinking they're going mad. ie: Pot plants, deck chairs..etc..

Move one thing each day.

[Daniel]

Yes, Psycological warfare is better. At night. Move things around. Not alot. Just enough for them to start thinking they're going mad. ie: Pot plants, deck chairs..etc..

Move one thing each day.
See that's funny

[Drew]

Yeah, what a tip, vandalize a neighbors car & go to prison for 5 to 10 years. :rolleyes:

5 to 10 years? I PMed Johnny boy and he told me I'd only get fined, if I were caught.

That's the last time I listen to him :angryfire

[LotusElise]

Yes, Psycological warfare is better. At night. Move things around. Not alot. Just enough for them to start thinking they're going mad. ie: Pot plants, deck chairs..etc..

Move one thing each day.

If you can, turning things upside down but leaving them in the same spot has a good effect.

[CarlMetro]

Moving tools likes hammers and screwdrivers and then putting them back again a short while later was always a favorite trick of the apprentices on the qualified blokes when I was younger.

In fact probably the most asked question in British Aerospace was 'Has anyone seen my .............' :D

[RaceFanStan]

Yes, Psycological warfare is better. At night. Move things around. Not alot. Just enough for them to start thinking they're going mad. ie: Pot plants, deck chairs..etc..

Move one thing each day.
We call that "gaslighting" someone.
It is a lot of fun watching people scratch their head looking for something "that was just there a minute ago ..." :laugh:
We had one person so convinced he was losing it that he talked to his doctor about his forgetfullness. http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g202/gr8link/orn/00.gif

[RaikkonenRules]

LOL I'll have to try that some day :)

[jim mcglinchey]

..fercrissakes its bad enough misplacing your own tools, if I caught someone doing that I'd just stick their head in the brake press.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Don't pour water on to a chip pan fire. It will take your face off.




Another top tip tomorrow :up:

[johnny shell]

can you translate "chip pan fire" to american please?

[bowler]

frying pan full of hot oil for french fires

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Here's a top tip. If you are going to Blackpool for a day out don't go on 'The Big One' after eating Fish & Chips & oysters.

Another top tip tomorrow.

[Flat.tyres]

Here's a top tip. If you are going to Blackpool for a day out don't go on 'The Big One' after eating Fish & Chips & oysters.

Another top tip tomorrow.

I can think of plenty of things not to eat on 'The Big One'.

a really good tip would be something good to eat.

I recommend baked beans and spagetti for maximum splatter effect and visual impact :D

[CarlMetro]

I recommend baked beans and spagetti for maximum splatter effect and visual impact :D

Nah, dry roasted peanuts and a McDonalds strawberry shake would be much more fun ;)

[johnny shell]

gee, did you get drunk on your visit there JB?????

I googled that place. looks like an awesome coaster! pleasure beache's web page says it goes 87 MPH?!?!?!?! that's fast.

and how come you use MPH instead of KPH? don't you all use KPH?

[Drew]

gee, did you get drunk on your visit there JB?????

I googled that place. looks like an awesome coaster! pleasure beache's web page says it goes 87 MPH?!?!?!?! that's fast.

and how come you use MPH instead of KPH? don't you all use KPH?

Afaik, all of Europe uses metric (including Ireland) for road signs and the UK uses imperial :)

There's my fact for the day.

[Flat.tyres]

Nah, dry roasted peanuts and a McDonalds strawberry shake would be much more fun ;)

ahhh, I see your point young Jedi but your haven't taken into account the time factor.

dry baked beans and spagetti, when dried for a sufficient period of time, make the most removal resistant substance known to mankind.

If NASA had of taken the British approach instead of your "all Americam" Milkshake solution, those tiles would NEVER fall off the shuttle.

I rest my case m'lud

[Brown, Jon Brow]

gee, did you get drunk on your visit there JB?????



I was at Blackpool last Saturday. The alcohol side effects I'm experiencing now is due to going out last night to celebrate my exam results.

[CarlMetro]

ahhh, I see your point young Jedi but your haven't taken into account the time factor.

dry baked beans and spagetti, when dried for a sufficient period of time, make the most removal resistant substance known to mankind.

If NASA had of taken the British approach instead of your "all Americam" Milkshake solution, those tiles would NEVER fall off the shuttle.

I rest my case m'lud

I bow down to your superior knowledge oh master :p :, I was merely thinking about impact and colouration of those unfortunate enough to be caught by the projectile vomit ;)

[RaikkonenRules]

This could a contender for most pointless thread of the year. :p :

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Here's a top tip. If you are shopping in a supermarket, reduce the understeer of your trolley by placing the heavy objects near the back.



Another top tip tomorrow.

[Erki]

Here's a top tip. If you are shopping in a supermarket, reduce the understeer of your trolley by placing the heavy objects near the back.



Another top tip tomorrow.

Ever heard of left foot braking? :rolleyes:

If Pentti cme to chit chat, you would get to know in no time that you should put the heavy objects in the middle, and very high(higher CoG). :p

[Ian McC]

This could a contender for most pointless thread of the year. :p :


Gets me vote

Bring back the glory days of Viz ;)

[Drew]

Gets me vote

Bring back the glory days of Viz ;)

Please don't forget dw1 (I think that was his/her name)

I remember one thread.

I'm going on holiday.

some time later

I'm back

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Heres a top tip. If you want mature cheese but don't want to pay the premium price, buy the cheaper mild cheese and leave it for a month before you eat it ;)

[AndySpeed]

My top tip? Buy an ipod today. I have been meaning to replace my current one (soon to become my external-HD) and am glad to see that for £159 you can now get an 80gb video iPod, compared to the £179 30gb that was advertised yesterday. Today is a good day!