One for Hazell?

[CarlMetro]

...........although I doubt it will be available in four wheel drive, but it does bring a whole new dimension in the horsepower stakes.

http://www.fleethorse.com/

:crazy:

[Donney]

It's not a Boris, but it looks like a good idea. Has anyone asked the horses if they like it? :p

[oily oaf]

You're too late squire. I sold this little beauty to her last Friday.
I only wanted a pony for it. (see what I di...........etc)

[Hazell B]

I keep threatening the horses with tales of plough purchases if they misbehave. This might just really put the fear of god in to them :p :

Still think it would go faster if they tied a carrot to the windscreen.

[schmenke]

...........although I doubt it will be available in four wheel drive, but it does bring a whole new dimension in the horsepower stakes.

http://www.fleethorse.com/

:crazy:

I would be concerned of the, ah, emissions... :s

[CarlMetro]

I've got a problem with the fact that you don't 'fill it up' but empty it out :\

[oily oaf]

I'm absolutely gutted.
After all the trouble I went to picking out a nice little jamjar in Horse And Hound for her she's gone and chopped it in for the GT drophead model :mad:

[schmenke]

Oaf: "Your engine sounds dodgey."
Hazell: "You sure?"
Oaf: "Neigh."

[Hazell B]

:laugh:

Although I actually thought the engine sounded a little hoarse ;)

[oily oaf]

Hold your horses! Enough already!
Fer Chrissake stop trotting out banal, unbridled equestrian puns.
I'm beginning to think you're unstable :mad: