Might as well introduce myself

[Erki]

It just came to me that I never posted that "alert: new member" thread. So, I thought that it's never late... :)

I think you all know me already and I don't need an introduction... :p

Wouldn't mind a "welcome" though. :p

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Welcome to the forum Erki :up:

Don't feed the oaf ;)

[schmenke]

Welcome weirdo! :D :p :

I get the feeling you'll fit in just fine around here :p :

[tinchote]

It will be interesting if we all do our own "new member" thread ;) :p :

[Eki]

It will be interesting if we all do our own "new member" thread ;) :p :
Hi, my name is Eki, and I'm a new member.

[Drew]

Hi, my name is Drew and i'm an alcoholic.

Oops, wrong forum :\

[LotusElise]

Hi, I'm Lotus.
Apparently I'm a hairdresser's car.

[Ian McC]

It just came to me that I never posted that "alert: new member" thread. So, I thought that it's never late... :)

I think you all know me already and I don't need an introduction... :p

Wouldn't mind a "welcome" though. :p

If we are lucky you might be one of those new members that starts a newbie thread and then never posts again! :p :

[Ian McC]

I'm Brian and so is my wife! :erm: :p :

[CarlMetro]

Hi, I'm Sparticus :wave:

[tinchote]

If we are lucky you might be one of those new members that starts a newbie thread and then never posts again! :p :

True. That begs the question: is there any lasting member who had a "newbie" thread when signed up? :)

[Rollo]

I'm the god damn Batman!

[Mark in Oshawa]

Hi, I am Mark, and I am the guy Eki most wanted to vote off the island.....or is that a forum?

[Galveston dunes]

My name is Bob:
I go by Galveston Dunes-Dunes-GD-Swoop-Fuzzy Butt and hey you.I'm a reoccuring forum memeber from a long way aback. Most of you know me as a kind fellow until unjustly riled.Truth is i'm generally just as confused and melowdramic as the next person around here.
Nice to meet all of you and if ever I should offend any one please don't bother the mods. just call me out and tell me what I did.Its probally just a poor comunication between two opposing forces.

[LeonBrooke]

Greetings all, I'm Leon, and I wasn't born - the stork brought me.

[oily oaf]

Hi, I'm Lotus.
Apparently I'm a hairdresser's car.

By the peek-a-boo, maternity support bodice of Hotbikerchic! Do you actually WANT to be burned face down my girl? :mad:
Don't try and deny it. By The Lord Harry I'll ne'er forget the day when I visited your high class grooming bay in Leighton Buzzard and you polished my head to such a high shine that when I later returned home and went for a walk in the sunlight I was arrested and subsequently given 3 months for sending an obscene heliotropic signal to an elderly transvestite outside Bethnal Green underground. (quivers with unbridled fury).

Carl Metro may well be Spartacus but I'm the big lanky black geezer that gives him a bloody good tonking in the arena. (That bit where he smashes me over the swede with his shield was definitely a foul in my book :mad: )

(lights Spartan pipe, throws net over cat and kills it instantly with one thrust of the trident) :cat: :arrowed:

[Erki]

Hey, what happened? This was supposed to be my thread. :(

[LeonBrooke]

Well, new person, get used to it: it's the way the forum works here :p :

[Camelopard]

Hey, what happened? This was supposed to be my thread. :(

Who said it is (was) your thread, who voted for you and made you boss of the universe? :p :

[CarlMetro]

Hey, what happened? This was supposed to be my thread. :(

It's been hijacked to make it more onteresting. It happens a lot around here. For a recent example check out the 'Eyebrows' thread ;)

[Donney]

Usually an owner loses control of a thread after the 6th post. That's how it goes around here, there's a complaint box somewhere... I think.

[555-04Q2]

Hey, what happened? This was supposed to be my thread. :(

Any more of that negative attitude mister and you are outa here understand ;)

[Erki]

Hey, 555, where were you? I haven't seen you around here. Nice that you came to say hello. :)

[Erki]

For a recent example check out the 'Eyebrows' thread ;)

That's a good thread. I like that thread. :p

[Christina]

Can i re-introduce myself here? i've been a bit forum-complacent over the past few months..

Hi, i'm Christina. i'm a bit of a blonde.. some people say i'm a lot of a blonde..

[LotusElise]

How's your arm, Christina?

[Mark in Oshawa]

Hi, i'm Christina. i'm a bit of a blonde.. some people say i'm a lot of a blonde..


You make that sound like it is a bad thing....and it ISNT.

[Ian McC]

By the peek-a-boo, maternity support bodice of Hotbikerchic!


Another member long since gone, no doubt gathering dust in the Oaf basement along with GG24 and Gannex

[Mark in Oshawa]

Ian, Gannex will be back, he is on the slow boat to Colorado....(don't Ask)

[Ian McC]

Ian, Gannex will be back, he is on the slow boat to Colorado....(don't Ask)


Are you sure? Sounds like an Oaf cover up to me :mad:

[RaikkonenRules]

Hello my name is RR. I'll try not to feed the Oaf :)

[Camelopard]

How's your arm, Christina?


I was thinking the same thing, how is your arm? Will they leave the metal pins in your arm, if so what happens when you go through metal detectors at airports?

I heard a story that the late great Barry Sheene had so much metal in his body that he used to carry x-rays with him when he travelled by air! He'd have buckly's chance of getting on a flight now......................

[ChrisS]

I was thinking the same thing, how is your arm? Will they leave the metal pins in your arm, if so what happens when you go through metal detectors at airports?

I heard a story that the late great Barry Sheene had so much metal in his body that he used to carry x-rays with him when he travelled by air! He'd have buckly's chance of getting on a flight now......................

I have metal pins in my arm since 1999. I travelled quite a lot to and from high profile airports like Heathrow and JFK and never had a problem

The only time a metal detector went off because of it was at the US embassy. The guard used a hand-held metal detector that also went off when over my arm. He asked me to raise my sleeve and used the hand-held metal detector again. When he was sure that the metal was indeed in my body he let me through.

[akv89]

It just came to me that I never posted that "alert: new member" thread. So, I thought that it's never late... :)

I think you all know me already and I don't need an introduction... :p

Wouldn't mind a "welcome" though. :p

How are you? I'm fine.
Am I required to welcome you anymore than that?