We're having a Bash Bash!

[Rollo]

A friend of mine has bought a house which he intends to start knocking down in the week between Christmas and New Year, so that he can rebuild. To commemerate this, we're holding a Bash Bash.

What you need for a Bash Bash isn't complicated:
Something to Bash
Something to Bash with
and some Bashers.

But seeing as we're only allowed to spend $5 on something to bash with... what could I get from a hardware store to do the most damage with, assuming we're only got $5 (£2 or US$3.92)?

[Captain VXR]

Used angle grinder from e-gay if there is one for £2

[Hazell B]

Angle grinders are for pussies.

Sledgehammer, but not too heavy, is what you want. Everyone should have one. In fact, I'm a firm believer that everyone should have assorted sledgehammers. They're brilliant :up:

However, five dollars is a tight limit. Crowbars are good for breaking stuff (often teeth, so go easy on the beers :p :) and large rusty spanners (shipbuilding or tractor ones) from junk shops can do some damage in the right hands - with the advantage of being about 50p here, so you could get ten!

For the delicate work, I strong recommend a nice three pound stonemason's hammer with a sharp chipping edge. They can slice bread, knock down chimmney stacks (like mine did last week) and have the advantage of looking more scarey than a normal hammer.

Enjoy :D

[Drew]

If Jeremy Clarkson managed to find a Volvo for £1, i'm sure £2 won't trouble you :p :

[Hazell B]

He didn't, his researcher mentioned the BBC and got one that would have been in an auction for £100 or so.

But now you mention it, a Volvo would be great for bash bashes :D

[Captain VXR]

Angle grinders are for pussies.


Tell that to Jezza (Clarkson) then :p as he likes to use them on crap cars.

[Hazell B]

I would, but he's too frightened to come within fifty yards of me :D

[CarlMetro]

For a couple of quid your local lumber yard should be able to furnish you with a substantial lump of knckered old 4"x4" which, given a decent technique, will take apart most things ;)

[Captain VXR]

Knick some fags, tell a group of chavs to smash the house up and give them the fags. All for £0

[Ian McC]

e-gay

Heh?

Is that where you hang out? :p :

[Rollo]

In the end I found a combination crowbar/wood splitter for $4.95. I must admit it was a fun party in the end, it's not very often that you can just walk up to a fixture and just whack it with something.

The wrecking ball and bobcat arrive something this morning, so I'm afraid that this old house's time is just about up.

[Drew]

Will there be pictures and videos? :p :

[harvick#1]

If Jeremy Clarkson managed to find a Volvo for £1, i'm sure £2 won't trouble you :p :

just drive the volvo through the house, if it can go through a brick wall at 40 MPH and still continue, why not through a house

[Drew]

just drive the volvo through the house, if it can go through a brick wall at 40 MPH and still continue, why not through a house

Well, I would be worried about things such as the plumbing, electricity and the fact that the roof might fall in on you :p :

[Captain VXR]

Well, I would be worried about things such as the plumbing, electricity and the fact that the roof might fall in on you :p :

Just use TNT.
Or this:
http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/violent058.gif
Smiley = house

[Hazell B]

TNT, again, is for pussies.

Big sack of nitrogen fertilizer, few pints of diesel and an alarm clock with hands is all you need to flatten a house. Recipes are my speciality, just don't tell the Yanks ;)

[Captain VXR]

Big sack of nitrogen fertilizer, few pints of diesel and an alarm clock with hands is all you need to flatten a house. Recipes are my speciality, just don't tell the Yanks ;)

HELLO ALL AMERICANS, READ THE QUOTE http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/taunt002.gif

[jso1985]

If there's one thing I learnt from commies here is that a Molotov cocktail should do the work, plus it's very cheap to do one

[RaikkonenRules]

just don't tell the Yanks ;)

Putting that in your post defeats the object of not telling them :p :

[RaikkonenRules]

If there's one thing I learnt from commies here is that a Molotov cocktail should do the work, plus it's very cheap to do one

So if I hear of any molov cocktail bombs going off in Sucre I can assume it was you :laugh:

[Captain VXR]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Molotov cocktails
Amen to the commies for inventing them :up:

[Hazell B]

It was a bloke called Sergi Molotov, though I may have spelled him wrong.

Always meant to try one, but never have :mark:

[RaikkonenRules]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Molotov cocktails
Amen to the commies for inventing them :up:

Uh oh potentail terrorist alert :laugh:

[Captain VXR]

I Hate Blair
I Hate Blair
I Hate Blair

[jso1985]

So if I hear of any molov cocktail bombs going off in Sucre I can assume it was you :laugh:

oj! don't call me a commie! :hmph: if you do it one more time I might me forced to use some of my cocktails somewhere in the UK ;)