Which part of the body do you think cannibals would fight over?

[Jefe Máximo]

Probably the leg eh?

Being the biggest and probably the juiciest..

[fasttrakker55]

I wouldn't want to bump into you in a dark alley mate. :eek: :)

[Jefe Máximo]

I'm a breast man myself..

[Erki]

I wouldn't want to bump into you in a dark alley mate. :eek: :)

I wouldn't want you to pump into me in a dark alley either. :eek: :)

[fasttrakker55]

I wouldn't want you to pump into me in a dark alley either. :eek: :)

:p Nasty! I hurriedly checked my post to see if I made a spelling error though.

[Jefe Máximo]

Erki's dyslexic. And horny. And apparently having his periods.

Not a good combination.

[Ian McC]

Probably the leg eh?

Being the biggest and probably the juiciest..


I hope you're not cooking dinner tonight! :eek: :p :

[Erki]

Erki's dyslexic. And horny. And apparently having his periods.

Not a good combination.

Depends on your point of view. :)

[Jefe Máximo]

I hope you're not cooking dinner tonight! :eek: :p :

with Fava beans...and a nice Chianti.

:evil:

:p :

[LeonBrooke]

The bone marrow would be pretty nutritious, surely?

[CarlMetro]

Nice bit of rib, marinated in a sweet and sour sauce :lips:

Although if the dish was Kylie Minogue then a nice bit of tender rump ;)

[gadjo_dilo]

I've just seen a documentary about WW II and Stalingrad. And a honrable old russian lady recalled the hunger they faced. After eating horse, dog or cat meat they started to eat the meat from deaths but#ocks. Probably it's softer than the meat from any parts.

But in my opinion the liver and the heart would be the favourites.
Although I've never believed it , in the eighties they said that in one of the restaurants here the clients were kidnapped and their organs served to the customers.

[Jefe Máximo]

But Cannibals would eat the body raw, surely?

Breast must taste the best?

[LotusElise]

Breasts are mostly fat, Jefe, so they wouldn't be good eating.

[Caroline]

Surely it all depends on who you are going to eat?

[Daniel]

Breasts are mostly fat, Jefe, so they wouldn't be good eating.

Exactly :)

I'd probably choose the thighs. They're the best part of chicken even though some people still insist that the breast is the best part of the chicken even though it's often dry, stringy and tasteless. Use some of the lemon and coriander sauce we had last night and I reckon you'll have yourself a nice dish :)

[Caroline]

Exactly :)

I'd probably choose the thighs. They're the best part of chicken even though some people still insist that the breast is the best part of the chicken even though it's often dry, stringy and tasteless. Use some of the lemon and coriander sauce we had last night and I reckon you'll have yourself a nice dish :)

You've really thought about this haven't you? :mark:

[veeten]

what kind of cannibals, here?

Are they Fine, Young ones?... ;) :p :

[Daniel]

You've really thought about this haven't you? :mark:
I tell you people.... she drives me crazy :mark:

[Erki]

Raw breast sounds good though. Whipped cream and strawberries would make a nice icing too.

[Jefe Máximo]

Caroline,

Mmmmm... a nice fat breast...

Care to oblige?

:D ;)

[schmenke]

The cranium, definitely the cranium... You know, most cannibals want to get a head in life...

[Jefe Máximo]

Did you hear bout the cannibal who passed his brother in the forest?

[Daniel]

Caroline,

Mmmmm... a nice fat breast...

Care to oblige?

:D ;)
Definitely not :arrows:

[Brown, Jon Brow]

The sausage.

[Hazell B]

The cranium, definitely the cranium... You know, most cannibals want to get a head in life...

:laugh:

Thighs, sliced near the top from the back, thus having the corpse face away from you so you can't see his face.

Please note, I say 'his' face. I wouldn't eat a woman unless I was really hungry and the men had all run out.

[RaikkonenRules]

Jefe are you by any chance a cannibal? :erm:


The sausage.

I'm sure that's what you would like eh? BJB :p :

[Jefe Máximo]

Definitely not :arrows:


Is your name Caroline?

[donKey jote]

I'll have the other one :wave: :D

[LeonBrooke]

Raw breast sounds good though. Whipped cream and strawberries would make a nice icing too.

I was going to say, "are you trying to make me throw up?", then I realised what you meant :dozey:

[Daniel]

Is your name Caroline?
No but Caroline is behind me right now and agrees with me :p

[Jefe Máximo]

Can I at least have a picture of her breast, so I could know what I'm missing eating?

:(

donkey can have the other one.

[LotusElise]

Jefe, this was a very warped but funny thread.
Don't spoil it by being a perv and starting fights with people.

[Daniel]

Jefe, this was a very warped but funny thread.
Don't spoil it by being a perv and starting fights with people.
He's not starting fights with anyone :mark:

Will see about a breast picture when I get home :p Promise :p

[LotusElise]

[quote="Daniel"]He's not starting fights with anyone :mark:
[quote]

I thought I detected a bit of cage-rattling or an attempt at it. Oh well, the old detector isn't 100% accurate.
I stand by my "perv" comment though.

[schmenke]

The cranium, definitely the cranium... You know, most cannibals want to get a head in life...

...although, one of them decided on a small peice of rump and got a little behind.

[Erki]

Jefe The Breastman?! Wasn't he more like (_Y_)man?

[Flat.tyres]

The cranium, definitely the cranium... You know, most cannibals want to get a head in life...

you wouldnt want mine. with all the work its done over the years, it would be a bit tough and stringy.

if you want a nice little tender cranium, may I suggest you tour the palace of Essex. the least used examples are crowned with a mop of blonde hair. :D

[Jefe Máximo]

I'm waiting with open zip Daniel! ;)

And it's (.Y.)man, Erki. Get your nipples straight. :hmh:

[Daniel]

I'm waiting with open zip Daniel! ;)

And it's (.Y.)man, Erki. Get your nipples straight. :hmh:
:rotflmao:

Well Caroline has my camera at home so she's free to post a pic if she wants :p I suspect you'll be waiting a while though :p

[billiaml]

Based on my limited -- and i cannot stress enough how limited my knowledge is -- it depends on who they are eating. e.g. if they think someone is smart, they'll eat that person's brain. brave -- the heart. strong -- muscle tissue. They have a basic grasp of the concept that you are what you eat. Tho i suppose, in their case, you are who you eat. :p :

[Ian McC]

I hope any guests new to this forum don't start with this thread first :s

Err, forum dinner party anyone? Y! is cooking :D

[billiaml]

What did they do the cannibal who was late for dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder. :p :

:hmh: Mommy, I don't like our new neighbors.
:rolleyes: Then just push them aside and eat your vegetables.

[gloomyDAY]

I'd go for the heart.

[harsha]

i was actually wondering if Senor Cynical made a sneaky comeback

[Hondo]

Jefe, this was a very warped but funny thread.
Don't spoil it by being a perv and starting fights with people.

What's warped and funny is while I can't speak for what y'all are seeing, I'm getting cookbook and receipe ads on this thread.

I'd go for the bar-b-que ribs, use the muscles to make jerky, cut the fattier meats into stew meat, throw the internal organs away, sew the feet to the bottom of the head, the hands to the ears and use the whole thing as a humorous coversation piece on the table.

[Valve Bounce]

Probably the leg eh?

Being the biggest and probably the juiciest..

The left ball first, then followed by the right ball. These are the parts that provide (according to Cannibal Mythology) the greatest STAMINA.

[Roamy]

well I think it clearly depends on who is eating who - so case in point - if I am eating jennifer lopez then certain parts of the anatomy may be more interesting than others. Then if I had to eat mike tyson I would more than likely starve.

[donKey jote]

throw the internal organs away

what a waste ! :D

Calf muscles would make a nice casserole. I can't believe I'm posting on this thread! I'll probably have nightmares now, I don't even eat red meat (or are we white meat?).

[Storm]

Nice thread...what you would expect from Jefe...where the hell is he?
I lost his phone number too :s