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Dave B
17th July 2007, 14:53
A silly but frightningly accurate little toy: the Daily Mail headline generator....

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

:D
Mark
17th July 2007, 15:00
DOES GORDON BROWN STRIP YOUR MORTGAGE OF ALL DIGNITY?

Yes he does! :p
BDunnell
17th July 2007, 15:10
Could Teenage Sex Infect The Middle Class With Aids?
Brown, Jon Brow
17th July 2007, 15:17
COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS CHEAT BRITAIN'S SWANS?

Scary but very possible. Swans are at increasing risk from the most recent development in the Political Correction 'gone mad' craze that is sweeping the nation. It is believed that as most swans are white, many are being painted black to help ethnic minorities etc........................................... :dozey:



'The Daily Mail - Arguably the best news paper in the world'
LotusElise
17th July 2007, 15:24
Could Ken Livingstone rob the Queen blind?
Eki
17th July 2007, 16:14
If they are single mothers: "WILL SINGLE MOTHERS CHEAT THE MEMORY OF DIANA?"
emporer_k
17th July 2007, 16:14
Could Asylum Seekers Lead The Elderly Astray?
Eki
17th July 2007, 16:17
Could Asylum Seekers Lead The Elderly Astray?

Is Gordon Brown an asylum seeker, because the question in individual scale is:

Could Gordon Brown Lead Cliff Richards Astray?
Loobylou
17th July 2007, 18:28
COULD POLITICAL CORRECTNESS CHEAT BRITAIN'S SWANS?

Scary but very possible. Swans are at increasing risk from the most recent development in the Political Correction 'gone mad' craze that is sweeping the nation. It is believed that as most swans are white, many are being painted black to help ethnic minorities etc........................................... :dozey:



'The Daily Mail - Arguably the best news paper in the world'

:rotflmao:
Caroline
17th July 2007, 19:02
WILL THE BBC INFECT THE ELDERLY WITH AIDS?

Oh dear.
Lousada
17th July 2007, 19:32
WILL BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS RUIN HOUSE PRICES?

wow :o
Vez
17th July 2007, 21:27
COULD GYPSIES KILL YOUR HOUSE?
and
COULD IMMIGRANTS KILL THE CONSERVATIVES?

umm :erm:
jso1985
17th July 2007, 21:45
COUL TONY BLAIR INFECT THE CHURCH WITH AIDS?

:rotflmao:
MadCat
17th July 2007, 22:23
"DO TEACHERS INFECT THE POLICE WITH AIDS?"

hahaha
Flat.tyres
18th July 2007, 11:07
COULD GAYS HURT THE CONSERVATIVES?

(Only if they pay them enough)

and my favorite

WILL KEN LIVINGSTON IMPREGNATE GORDON BROWN

I need to think about this one :D
AndySpeed
18th July 2007, 13:02
DOES TEENAGE SEX GIVE BRITAIN'S SWANS CANCER?

Hmm... if the teenagers in question got really desperate? :laugh:
Robinho
18th July 2007, 13:40
DO THE GERMANS SCROUNGE OFF BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

frighteningley accurate?!
Captain VXR
18th July 2007, 17:51
Will Greenpeace kill house prices?
walrus81
18th July 2007, 22:39
Will Brussels Scrounge Off The Countryside?
LeonBrooke
19th July 2007, 11:17
I like this one:

"Will Feminism Tax the Conservatives?"


Well, probably yes.
Mp3 Astra
20th July 2007, 01:14
COULD THE BBC INFECT FARMERS WITH AIDS?

If the Farming Show on Radio 4 plays their cards right...