Own your own Cool Wall!!!!!!!

[Daniel]

Noticed today that Top Gear were giving away Cool Wall fridge magnets :D

Here's what you get

http://members.iinet.net.au/~fenix1983/CoolWall/CoolWallCars.jpg

Hi res http://members.iinet.net.au/~fenix1983/CoolWall/Cool%20Wall%20CarsHi.jpg

and here's what it looks like on our fridge :)

http://members.iinet.net.au/~fenix1983/CoolWall/CoolWall.jpg

Hi res http://members.iinet.net.au/~fenix1983/CoolWall/Cool%20Wall%20Hi.jpg

Cool huh? :D

You'll notice that the Scream is cool, Bum is seriously uncool and the Dalai Lama is sub zero!

[Drew]

I'm not too sure my mum would be all that impressed if I did the same thing :p :

[Dave B]

Shouldn't the pink Micra coupe be about five feet further left? :p

[Daniel]

I'm not too sure my mum would be all that impressed if I did the same thing :p :
Tis only magnets Drew :p

Dave. Yes it should. We're actually going to buy one of those American style side by side fridges just so we can do that :p

[Brown, Jon Brow]

It seems like you misplaced the Citroen C6 in the Sub-zero section :erm:

[Daniel]

Not at all :) The C6 is one of the coolest cars around :)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Not at all :) The C6 is one of the coolest cars around :)

Oh!


I see...............

*tumbleweed*


:uhoh:

[Daniel]

http://img.netcarshow.com/Citroen-C6_2006_1024x768_wallpaper_02.jpg

http://images.automotive.com/cob/factory_automotive/images/Features/auto_shows/2004_CIAS/2005_BMW_7-series_745Li_rear.jpg

http://www.channel4.com/4car/media/motorshows/chicago2005/03-large/mercedes-s65-amg.jpg

Now tell me which of those is the coolest? Which has crisp, modern and timeless lines? It's not a car that's from Germany......

[Brown, Jon Brow]

But just because it's the coolest car in a dull market segment ( or compared with 2 other uncool cars) doesn't make it sub zero! :confused:

2nd question - were is the Punto? :D

[Daniel]

But just because it's the coolest car in a dull market segment ( or compared with 2 other uncool cars) doesn't make it sub zero! :confused:

Top Gear's 5th sexiest car?
http://www.topgear.com/content/timetoburn/sections/galleries/other/100_sexiestcars/97/

James May knows what he's on about :) You clearly don't ;)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

I have lost all my respect for Top Gear after seeing what was 1sr in the list :\

[Daniel]

I have lost all my respect for Top Gear after seeing what was 1sr in the list :\
Perhaps in 10 years time you might understand what "cool" or "sexy" actually means :) Just take my word for it that a floppy haired man called James knows more about cars now than you do :p

I also saw what was at 1 and must say I have more respect than ever for my dad who has one of them in his garage :)

[Erki]

I see even Rodius has made it onto the wall. :p

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Perhaps in 10 years time you might understand what "cool" or "sexy" actually means Just take my word for it that a floppy haired man called James knows more about cars now than you do


What I don't know about cars isn't worth knowing. :dozey: :o

For me, a sexy car is one that I would like to make love to. That would probably be one of these:
http://racing5.cl/wordpress/wp-content/alfa8c001.jpg


over one of these

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/146/365831309_a03fadc412.jpg


Define 'sexy car' then I might understand.

[Iain]

Got one. :D

[Erki]

For me, a sexy car is one that I would like to make love to.

Autopede.



:)


:p


;)

[Daniel]

What I don't know about cars isn't worth knowing. :dozey: :o

For me, a sexy car is one that I would like to make love to. That would probably be one of these:



over one of these




Define 'sexy car' then I might understand.

Well this is all about cool really :)

Steve McQueen is universally agreed upon as being "Mr Cool"

I don't want to have sex with Steve McQueen even though coolness oozes out of each of his pores (or at least it did when he was alive)

[BeansBeansBeans]

The Citreon C6 is so cool it should just be put in the fridge.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Well this is all about cool really :)

Steve McQueen is universally agreed upon as being "Mr Cool"

I don't want to have sex with Steve McQueen even though coolness oozes out of each of his pores (or at least it did when he was alive)

If this is about cool cars, then why did you post a link to the Top Gear gallery of sexy cars?

[Daniel]

The Citreon C6 is so cool it should just be put in the fridge.
See Jon!

This man has done it with a female and created another member of the human race! I think he knows something about sexiness ;)

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Daniel - I don't know what you are trying to say about me by that last post but I find it disturbing and quite insulting considering I am 18 and went to a state high school.

But I can see the funny side. :p


The Citroen is cool for an executive car.
But that is like you are the coolest kid that plays 'Warhammer'. You are still not sub zero!

I'd prefer my girlfriend not to look like a Citroen C6 :erm:

[Dave B]

Jon, sorry to say but that Alfa is neither cool nor subtle. In design terms, it's Jodie Marsh, if you catch my drift :\

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Jon, sorry to say but that Alfa is neither cool nor subtle. In design terms, it's Jodie Marsh, if you catch my drift :\


Nah!! It's Beyonce!

Jodie Marsh is more of a Ferrari F40.

Jordan is a Lamborghini Diablo.

The new Honda Civic is Billie Piper from Doctor Who (Good looking, futuristic and from Swindon)

The Toyota Corolla is Delia Smith :s nore:


So what is my Fiat Punto?



When will we get some people on this forum who are under the age of 24?

[Daniel]

Nah!! It's Beyonce!

Jodie Marsh is more of a Ferrari F40.

Jordan is a Lamborghini Diablo.

The new Honda Civic is Billie Piper from Doctor Who (Good looking, futuristic and from Swindon)

The Toyota Corolla is Delia Smith :s nore:


So what is my Fiat Punto?



When will we get some people on this forum who are under the age of 24?
3 Things

1. I'm only 24

2. Beyonce has a big arse, is ugly and is not "bootylicious" unless that's some new word for ugly.

3. Shut up about your car before I track you down, tie you to something and drive it up your Khyber pass. K?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

3 Things

1. I'm only 24

2. Beyonce has a big arse, is ugly and is not "bootylicious" unless that's some new word for ugly.

3. Shut up about your car before I track you down, tie you to something and drive it up your Khyber pass. K?



sorry :\





:uhoh:

[BeansBeansBeans]

Jodie Marsh is more of a Ferrari F40.

Loud, brash and dated, with minimal upholstery and superb handling?

[BeansBeansBeans]

The Citreon C6 is like Kirstie Allsopp.

Classy, curvy, charming, and far too sophisticated to appeal to teenage boys.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

Loud, brash and dated, with minimal upholstery and superb handling?

Exactly! If you were offered a Ferrari F40, you wouldn't say no. You'd say yes to just enjoy the ride. That's all that it has to offer.

(replace 'Ferrari F40' with Jodie Marsh as necessary)



Would it be strange if I said that a Ford Focus is Coral Vorderman?

[Brown, Jon Brow]

The Citreon C6 is like Kirstie Allsopp.

Classy, curvy, charming, and far too sophisticated to appeal to teenage boys.

I see what you mean. :up:

[Daniel]

Exactly! If you were offered a Ferrari F40, you wouldn't say no. You'd say yes to just enjoy the ride. That's all that it has to offer.

(replace 'Ferrari F40' with Jodie Marsh as necessary)



Would it be strange if I said that a Ford Focus is Coral Vorderman?
Yes. I've never seen a TV ad that I could say honestly inspired me to punch a Ford Focus in the face :)

[BeansBeansBeans]

Would it be strange if I said that a Ford Focus is Coral Vorderman?

Only if the Ford Focus has started flogging high-rate loans to gullible poor people.

[Daniel]

The Citreon C6 is like Kirstie Allsopp.

Classy, curvy, charming, and far too sophisticated to appeal to teenage boys.
I know EXACTLY what you mean! Ever seen Bettany Hughes? ;)

http://www.womenspeakers.co.uk/uploadedfiles/bettanyhughesws1.jpg

[Brown, Jon Brow]

So who is a Ford Focus?

also, who is a Ssangyong Rodius?

http://www.ppe.manchester.ac.uk/images/uglywoman.jpg

Comparing cars to women really helps with the cool wall and sexyness rating.

[Erki]

Dammit, open the fridge already, we need beer!

[bowler]

Loud, brash and dated, with minimal upholstery and superb handling?

Who?

Daniel?

[Donney]

I must say I really like that Alfa and I quite like the Punto, but I am known to like the previous Fiat Multipla, with the peculiar headlights :D

I've never been really cool so I guess it shows in my likes and dislikes.


Oh and I also like Beyonce.

[Dave B]

Would it be strange if I said that a Ford Focus is Coral Vorderman?
You mean it appeals to people like Richard Whitley? :\

[Caroline]

This morning when I was waiting for the kettle to boil I moved some of the cars. The Ford Mustang isn't cool and I have put the XKR nearer to the Dalai Lama.

The Citroen has stayed put.

[Iain]

We've got our Cool Wall up. :D I said that the recycling calendar should go under Seriously Un Cool, but Suzy disagreed with me. :p :

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u56/iainw1981/Misc/coolwall.jpg

[Caroline]

I have fridge envy.