The Last Word

[DonnieDarco]

Since I don't think we'll get any of our old stuff back, I decided to take this opportunity to post the first LW. :D

[harvick#1]

too bad, its mine now :D

[BTCC2]

You do realise now that after 2 years of trying somebody did actually get the last word on that thread. Any idea who it was???

[DonnieDarco]

I'd like to think it was me. BTCC2, do we know you by another name?

[schmenke]

Cool! My first LW post in the new forums :up: :D

[Mp3 Astra]

Oh my god Donnie, you got the name wrong! It's "Last Word Thread" not "Last Word". What are you doing? :( And We'll never know who got the LW either. What a waste of time :(

[DonnieDarco]

Its The Last Word from now on, pal :D

[Mp3 Astra]

How will we ever make it 300 pages long?

[DonnieDarco]

Very, very easily! :D

[Mp3 Astra]

I'd be happy to contribute to another fabulous thread :D

[DonnieDarco]

Yep! We have more than enough waffle to make this as big as the original :D

[schmenke]

I'd be happy to contribute to another fabulous thread :D

So whattaya doing posting here then? :p :

[harvick#1]

my LW :p :

[BTCC2]

BTCC2, do we know you by another name?


No always been BTCC2.

[Mp3 Astra]

Where's Carl, shouldn't he be here finding everything wrong with the forum :p

[DonnieDarco]

And Donney?? Come on you two :D

[Mp3 Astra]

And rollo! And Mr Kurtz as well; he needs to see what a travesty has become of his thread. :p And stevie and dj dudley and all the rest of those knackers :D

[DonnieDarco]

Knackers?? Ooooh, you'll be in trubble for that :D

[Mp3 Astra]

Editing posts is fun! :D
OK I'm stopping now :)

[DonnieDarco]

Stop that!!!! :D

[Mp3 Astra]

Stop what?

[DonnieDarco]

Editing :D

[schmenke]

Did somebody mention knockers?

[harvick#1]

where? :D

[DonnieDarco]

Nowhere - I said knAckers - repeating what Astra said, til he went and edited :D

[Rollo]

Seeing as this is only my second post in the new look forums...

**** **** **** **** :D

[DonnieDarco]

Hey Rollo! :D

[Rollo]

Hi everybody!

My mission (and I choose to accept it) is to steal the Last Word, to boldly go where I have gone before.

[grassrootsracer]

I don't think so. *holds on to "the Last Word" with white knuckles*

[harvick#1]

what was once your is now mine :)

[schmenke]

Just checked the archives... Donney got the LW! :s hock:
I guess now he's entitled to chocolate cake...

[Mp3 Astra]

Well, I have to say I'm glad that the LW thread was not pointless for all those years, and I guess it's good to have a long time LW stealer gaining the last ever LW :)
Last ever LW:

They could use some of that rain in Australia.

[Donney]

I think I deserve some respect now!!!!!

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/whacky084.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Thanks for starting the thread again Donnie but don't you think it gives you more rights over the LW.

Now, somebody mentioned chocolate cake.....

[DonnieDarco]

Hey Donney, glad you made it here :D But..............starting this thread does make me feel like I own it :D

Also - I will not kneel, and I will have some chocolate cake :D

[Donney]

I can share some cake, but you only own the thread not the LW, you know that.

Maybe we should PM Carl to let him know we are here?

[schmenke]

...Maybe we should PM Carl to let him know we are here?

Why, so he can nip the LW?

I'll have a large slice please Donney! :D

[Donney]

There you are:
http://www.leeleescreations.shoppingcartsplus.com/i/tn_choc_cake.jpg

[DonnieDarco]

Thanks Donney, don't mind if I do :D

Pmming Carl won't work, will it? He won't get any notification of it, because the forum has moved.

[Donney]

I guess you are right (and I hate it ;) )

[Rollo]

I think that he'll find it in due time. We all did.

[harvick#1]

I'm sure he will, I found out the address just by going in the old forum

[schmenke]

Maybe he forgot his password :p :

[Mp3 Astra]

I forgot my password :D
Had to have it sent to me and everything!

[DonnieDarco]

Have you not heard of you know, writing stuff down? :D

[Mp3 Astra]

Have you not heard, of, you know being secure? :p

[Rollo]

If you're not secure does that then mean that you are in fact insecure?
God forbid we should have any neurotic people in here... no scratch that, I can't find anyone who isn't neurotic :D

Pass the sauce bottle thanks.

[DonnieDarco]

Its only a forum password, what's the worst that could happen? :D

[CarlMetro]

Where's Carl, shouldn't he be here finding everything wrong with the forum :p

WTF? :confused:

I've been in Northern Ireland for a couple of days dodging motar bombs and bullets (not kidding either!!!) But now I'm back, ready to retake that which belongs to me :D



















Did someone mention cake :lips:

[DonnieDarco]

You insulted them all, didn't you :D You need to work on your social skills Carl :D

[CarlMetro]

No, but I drove past a police compound in Craigavon on Monday morning only to watch the evening news and find out that a mortar had been fired at it mid-afternoon.

Then last night whilst walking back from a returant to my hotel in Belfast city centre, there were three loud bangs very near to where I was. The next thing I knew there were a lot of sirens and police everywhere. The local radio this morning reported two men had been shot. One was stable whilst the other one was in a critical condition.

When I spoke to the receptionist this morning, she told me it happened two streets away, and when I told her where I was walking when I heard the bangs, she told me I was no more than 200 yards away from where the men were found.

I've never been so glad to get on a flight home :s

[stevie_gerrard]

Welcome to the new LW, this LW has a lot of new gadgets, which i like a lot! a big improvement i must admit! :)

[DonnieDarco]

Wow, how awful Carl, glad you are ok. I thought it was pretty peaceful there nowadays.

[harvick#1]

I see Mark already got rid of the font size, that lasted one day congrats everyone, but the LW is mine :D

[Rollo]

Now that we have an accurate archive of LWs, how long is it on average before someone swipes it?

[Donney]

I would say it is mine now.

Welcome back Carl!!!

[Rollo]

You lasted only 34 minutes... tsk tsk tsk

[Donney]

D'oh!!!!

[DonnieDarco]

Morning all :D

[CarlMetro]

:wave:

[Donney]

Afternoon,

[CarlMetro]

Thanks for the welcome back Donney :up:

[Mp3 Astra]

I would say welcome back, Carl, but I know you'll just throw it back in my face and steal the LW.

PS glad you weren't shot!

[CarlMetro]

PS glad you weren't shot!

Funnily enough, so was I :D

[Mp3 Astra]

See, you did come and steal the LW... Apalling behaviour :rolleyes:

[Donney]

Some people never learn. :rolleyes:

[CarlMetro]

.........and some never change :p :

[Donney]

Surprisingly you are right.

[schmenke]

Who ate my cake? :mad:

[CarlMetro]

No surprise to me, I'm always right ;)

[CarlMetro]

Who ate my cake? :mad:

DD did, she's like some sort of cake monster :eek:

[schmenke]

Ah, I thought I smelled her presence :s

[Mp3 Astra]

You'd have thought with the new forum and everything she would have changed her clothes...

[Donney]

I still see you all blue and yellow.

[schmenke]

:confused:

[Mp3 Astra]

Too much time in the forum pub

[stevie_gerrard]

its my LW now, we going to a good old fashioned pub, i hate new stuff :p :

[Mp3 Astra]

A real life pub? Nah, you can't beat a fake pub with a robot behind the bar ;)

[Donney]

I'm also going to a real pub with people behind the bar.

[schmenke]

Easy on the sauce Donney :s

[DonnieDarco]

I'm exhausted. Christmas shopping. I'm taking the LW, and I will brook no discussion about it :D

[schmenke]

Don't worry about the LW Donnie. Have yourself a nice lie-down, and I'll take care of it for you :D

[harvick#1]

no, I'll take care of it

[DonnieDarco]

Thanks guys :D

[Rollo]

Such a caring lot y'all are eh?

It almost makes me think that we could start a charity here but... nah, with all the theft going on, we wouldne make any knicker.

[DonnieDarco]

I hope you mean money :D

[harvick#1]

I could use some money DD

[Rollo]

Money doesn't buy happiness... but it does rent it :D

[Donney]

I t doesn't really buy it I would say it provides a great deal of it.

[CarlMetro]

Anyone want to buy a knacked speaker? There was only a little bit of smoke from it last night, I'm sure it's repairable..........

[Donney]

I don't think the LW needs it.

[CarlMetro]

It might not need it but it is helping me take it apart as I type, so will be busy until we know what the problem is and have fixed it :D

[DonnieDarco]

Or, you have made it worse, and have one bit left over when its all back together :D

[CarlMetro]

Well I've fixed so ner :p : Nothing more than a couple of burned out resistors which I have now replaced.

I think I gave the local UPS driver a bit of a shock when I tested it though :D

[schmenke]

That left over bit is just a spare. It was never needed in the first place :D

[CarlMetro]

What spare bit :confused:

[schmenke]

The one that DD was talking about...

[harvick#1]

the LW has returned back to its rightful owner, me :D

[Donney]

Did you know that "They correspond to ephemeral channels produced by tractive currents which transformed the volcanic deposits." and I couldn't care less?

[DonnieDarco]

That left over bit is just a spare. It was never needed in the first place :D


Sure, that's what they all say :D

[Donney]

I thought they all said I love you.

[DonnieDarco]

To me? Sadly not :D

[Donney]

Not the LW surely.

[DonnieDarco]

I'm taking it :D

[Mp3 Astra]

I'll follow suit and take "it". And the LW too. And the mick if you don't mind.

[Rollo]

I can't follow suit, so I'll have to trump that :D

I'm card carrying member.

[DonnieDarco]

Of what?

[CarlMetro]

Trumpton?

[DonnieDarco]

My LW :D

[Donney]

Morning :wave:

[DonnieDarco]

Morning Donney :D

[Juha]

Good morning to all!

[DonnieDarco]

Hey Juha :D

[Donney]

Welcome Juha, let me explain how it works, the idea is to have the Last Word when this thread is deleted (as was my case in the old forums :D ) or when the world ends, it doesn't really matter. So as you may have guessed you have to keep posting in order to fulfill your mission. The problem is this place is crowded with big-arsed, smelly, speaker-bursting, Ka-owner, turkey-eating, astra-nutters and many more types of thieves.

But the truth is, and I finish with this revelation, that the LW is mine and loves me with a passion.

See you around ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Watch it, bumface :D

[Donney]

Are you talking to me? :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Yes I bloody am :D

[Juha]

Welcome Juha, let me explain how it works,
I know how it works, and the word is now mine. :cool:

[Mp3 Astra]

Yes, you have the word, but not the last one!

[Juha]

You've got it wrong!

[grassrootsracer]

You are all terribly confused. The last word is mine.

[Juha]

No, it was yours.

[Donney]

Was it?

[DonnieDarco]

No :D

[Donney]

I thought so.

[harvick#1]

http://archive.motorsportforums.com/vb2/showthread.php?s=&postid=2138532#post2138532

hmm, look who has the LW :p :

just like in this one :laugh:

[Juha]

Wrong! :D

[AndySpeed]

This is still the motorsport forums isn't it?

[DonnieDarco]

No, this is the Last Word forum :D You'll like it here, its a low down, dirty, no holds barred fight to the death for the last word. Which I've just taken :D

[AndySpeed]

If manners don't exist here then *snatch* I'll have that back :D

[DonnieDarco]

Dang it! :D

[grassrootsracer]

*Dons jet pack, steals last word, and flies away into the sunset*

[DonnieDarco]

Hey! No jet packs allowed :D

[harvick#1]

how about my heli :D

[DonnieDarco]

No, its forbidden :D

[harvick#1]

aw shucks

[Donney]

Mine.

[harvick#1]

no, mine

[DonnieDarco]

Donney I don't understand why you haven't turned green, I gave you one :D

[harvick#1]

sorry I can't help, I'm not allowed to give rep until tomorrow

[DonnieDarco]

Me too now, I've spread it about a bit :D I did manage to turn Juha green, but not Donney!

I'll get back on that tomorrow :D

[Juha]

I'm last...

[harvick#1]

no your not

[grassrootsracer]

Fine. Eats the last word. Mmm, crunchy. Now you'll never get it from me.

[BM]

*Creates new Last Word and proudly places it on the mantelpiece*

[harvick#1]

*and quitly robs the place and takes the LW

[DonnieDarco]

You know, its cool that we have lots of new people to steal from :D

[harvick#1]

indeed :D

[DonnieDarco]

Course, I still like stealing from the old people too :D

[harvick#1]

same here :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Alrighty then :D

[harvick#1]

right oh :D

[Donney]

Donney I don't understand why you haven't turned green, I gave you one :D

I don't know I guess green doesn't suit me or something :p

Thanks anyway DD

[DonnieDarco]

It'll be green today, thats for sure - But not until later, I have to wait 24 hours :D

[Juha]

Last word is mine...

[DonnieDarco]

And...........now its not :D

[Donney]

Because it's mine.

[DonnieDarco]

Thats not why :D

[Juha]

Because it's mine.

I agree :p :

[Donney]

I knew you would. :)

[Juha]

I'm last

[DonnieDarco]

Donney, you're green! :D

[Donney]

Am I? Thank you!!!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/dance011.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)Would you like some of this? http://www.niu.edu/HSC/Catering/images/1choc-cake.jpg

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW now, we going to watch Chelsea-Arsenal in the forum Pub if you want us. :)

[harvick#1]

Donney give me a slice :facelick:

[Juha]

I'll have a slice too! :D

[DonnieDarco]

Ooooh, I really would like a very large slice, thanks :D

[Donney]

Talk to DD it's her cake whereas the LW is mine. :p :

[CarlMetro]

I gave you one :D

nudge, nudge, wink wink, say no more, know what I mean ;)

[harvick#1]

are you sure the LW is yours

[CarlMetro]

Yep :D

[Rollo]

Sometimes even the things of which we're most sure can also be wrong ;)

Apparantly my cat doesn't have the right to give Royal Assent. Strange really, she walks around the place like she rules it.

[DonnieDarco]

So does mine, I was just reduced to perching on my own sofa, because he wouldn't give me my corner!! The growling that ensued when I got too close convinced me I should just bloody let him be - I'll have my revenge though :D

[CarlMetro]

I find the best way to deal with cats is with a Supersoaker ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Hello Carl :D

[CarlMetro]

:wave:

[DonnieDarco]

You find the best way to deal with anything is a supersoaker :D

[Rollo]

You can just imagine Carl as a cranky old man sitting on his front porch in a rocking chair; with no teeth after years of abuse from excessive Cheerios; and a big supersoaker filled with acid to fire at any mutant children with 3 heads, after the nuclear holocaust.

"My name is Carl, quit riding your hoverboards through my plastic flowerbeds"

[DonnieDarco]

Hmmm, I always pictured that, but had him down for saying: I'm Carl, now feck off you little b*stards, or I'll 'ave ya!!!! :D

[grassrootsracer]

I always had it planned to be the weird, old guy in the neighborhood.
*Whips out supersoaker, squirts you all, steals the last word, and runs off to my secret lair in a go kart*

[harvick#1]

I'll just use the nuke to take back the LW :p :

[grassrootsracer]

If I can't have a jet pack, you can't have a nuke.

[CarlMetro]

You find the best way to deal with anything is a supersoaker :D

It's a proven and effective method, why change it ;)

[harvick#1]

of course

[DonnieDarco]

Yep :D

[Rollo]

Hmm, does that mean that the army of Switzerland would be better equipped with these things? You can't imagine that the standard issue Army pen knives do much.

Present Arms!
*click, click, click, click, click*

[CarlMetro]

Ah yes, but the versitality of their chosen weapon has been proven by countless young boys/men over the years. I mean how often has you horse had a stone stuck in it's hoof and you'd wished for an implement designed specifically to remove that stone?

[Donney]

Hundreds or even thousands!

[CarlMetro]

Right you lot, I'm just about to leave for the airport (again!) so I want you all to behave and look after my LW whilst I'm gone. I shall be back to claim it at some point on Wednesday and I expect it to be happy and well fed when I come back, or there will be trouble ;)

[Donney]

Have a nice trip and don't worry about the LW, why worry about something which is not really yours???

[DonnieDarco]

Blimey, that Carl's a bit of a goer :D

[Donney]

At least he won't complain about sitting in the same office every single day.

[schmenke]

Where's he off to now?

[DonnieDarco]

Ok, Harvick - Just how many people did you bribe??? Tramp ;) :D

[Donney]

Well Mr. harvick is loved by many it seems.

[Rollo]

It'd be hillarious if someone like George W or Carol Vordeman were to suddenly appear on the forums. I wonder how they'd score in the reputation department.

[Donney]

I think they won't be in the harvick levels, I guess they'd go red hot, provided someone really believed it was them anyway.

Back to the LW.

[harvick#1]

yes, and its mine

[MrJan]

You do realise now that after 2 years of trying somebody did actually get the last word on that thread. Any idea who it was???

Seeing as I somehow managed to post on the old thread before this comment was made (I think, I don't really know what's been going on, although I posted on the 7th which was probably thursday and this thread was started 6 days ago which is more than thursday), I reckon it was me. In fact this explains quite a bit about the post I made seeing as it showed that Donney had held the LW for more than a week.

[DonnieDarco]

Apparently it was Donney! You can go look at the archives of the old forum to check :D

I didn't get to turn you green tonight, I'd given all my love away already :D

[schmenke]

I just passed on some lovin' to Miguel :D

DD, I'm not so sure that you should be passing your love to anyone if it makes 'em turn green :s hock: :D

[MrJan]

Well the archives lie. When I went on I couldn't post in any other thread apart from those in word games. I assume I got in under some kind of radar while the mods were doing something. Not that it matters, the LW lives on in it's sporty new guise :D

[schmenke]

Cripes Miguel, you turned green quickly! :s hock:

[MrJan]

I don't even know what's going on there. I assumed it was like the gold pages thing. Either way my computer (and my brain) is struggling to keep up with this new forum, I'm sure I'll work it all out though, especially when I have the LW to help me :D

[harvick#1]

same with you schmenke!

but the LW is still mine

[MrJan]

Is it me or are there more people about stealing the LW this evening? Is everyone over excited by the newness of it, the joy over taking a nearly fresh last word?

[schmenke]

Nope. Just trying to lay claim to what is rightfully mine! :D

[harvick#1]

evening, its only 3:19 P.m here in the states, I got lots of time to steal LW's

[schmenke]

2:19 MST :D :p :

[harvick#1]

you ******* :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I just passed on some lovin' to Miguel :D

DD, I'm not so sure that you should be passing your love to anyone if it makes 'em turn green :s hock: :D

Why, does that not usually happen? :D

[MrJan]

It's half 9 here but it's still usually a quiet time no matter what part of the world you're in :)

[DonnieDarco]

I beg to differ :D

[martinbalmer]

Hello. The new and improved LW then. :p :

[djarumdudley]

i've finally stumbled my way here to reclaim the last word.

[schmenke]

Needn't have bothered :p :

[djarumdudley]

not so fast, i wasn't done.

[Rollo]

There's some people on on the pitch, they think it's all over...

WELL IT IS NOW

[DonnieDarco]

Hey Dudley :D

[djarumdudley]

Hi Donnie!

[DonnieDarco]

I wondered where you'd got to, pay attention! :D

[djarumdudley]

haven't had much time in front of the compy recently besides email checking and since those notices weren't showing up, well there ya go...

[DonnieDarco]

At least you made it :D

[grassrootsracer]

Welcome, djarumdudley. It is a futile effort, for the last word is mine.

[djarumdudley]

finally indeed, i had been suffering last word withdrawal.

[harvick#1]

you can get that withdrawal going

[DonnieDarco]

You mean get rid of it :D

[djarumdudley]

or satisfy it!

[DonnieDarco]

Or that :D

[djarumdudley]

again, not done!!

[harvick#1]

same here, I can go all night :D

[DonnieDarco]

Dang it, you did :D

[martinbalmer]

But now the LW is safe with me

[DonnieDarco]

Errr, no :D

[martinbalmer]

Err, yes :D

[DonnieDarco]

I have to insist, no :D

[Donney]

:wave: and welcome back to all those missing.

[DonnieDarco]

Hello Donney! :D

[martinbalmer]

Hello World!

[DonnieDarco]

The whole world is in here? Great! Lots more people to steal from :D

[martinbalmer]

He's got the whole world in his hands... :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Who??? :D

[Donney]

What????

[DonnieDarco]

I think you mean, pardon???? ;) :D

[martinbalmer]

Not where?

[DonnieDarco]

Why, should it be where? :D

[martinbalmer]

Who, what, where...

Whoever it was, who had the whole world in his hands, I remember singing about him at school :p :

[Donney]

Then it must be me.

[DonnieDarco]

Well, thats just greedy :D

[martinbalmer]

Too right!

[Donney]

Too right!

No, two wrong = You and DD

One right = me