The Last Word

[LeonBrooke]

Yound, hip or happening doesn't pull in the ratings does it? The highest rating radio program in the world is Wake Up To Wogan on duffley Radio 2 and not funkified Chris Moyles on zany Radio 1. Wogan is not young, hip or happening and his listeners often complain of yawn, hip replacements and hardihood.
Ok, so I can't remember the days of 247 but I do remember 275 & 285 with fondness.

More of the little 2s can be found here http://www.meldrum.co.uk/mhp/identzone/bbc2/bbc2_animations.html :D

Yeah well radio ratings are meaningless. The highest-rated radio show in Auckland is some crazy old conservative talkback host, and the only reason for that is second-hand Japanese imported cars with radios that can't receive anything else.


How can anyone prefer that massive chin to Letterman??? That's not right. Letterman is the best :D

Well-said Donnie :up: but admittedly, Paul Schaeffer is the weak link.

[Rollo]

Microwave Casserole... Yumbolie! :D

[LeonBrooke]

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, fish and chips!

[fly_ac]

I feel better now.......I'll have the LW :p :

[LeonBrooke]

Correction: I'll have the LW :D

[djarumdudley]

actually to make thing fully correct: you've had the last word!

[LeonBrooke]

Not quite: you've had the last word.

I have it :p :

[DonnieDarco]

We've all had it :D

[LeonBrooke]

And now I have it again :D

[CarlMetro]

He will insist on wearing loafers with tassels on, white socks

Seems to be the hight of fasion over there, I'd not seen loafers with tassels on since the late 80's until I went into a store over there in November :eek:

[DonnieDarco]

If his trousers weren't too short I could just about stand it, but when you combine tassels with white socks and the trouser problem too, its just too much :D

[CarlMetro]

Hey come on now, he's of the generation that brought us Hawaiian shirts, sports jackets and check trousers :eek:

[DonnieDarco]

Well, he clearly needs to employ a stylist :D Its not like he's poor! :D

[CarlMetro]

The trouble is, if he did employ an American stylist then they would probably tell him he looks great :\

[DonnieDarco]

I seriously doubt that :D

[CarlMetro]

Loafers with tassels are the 'in' thing over there, trust me ;)

[Donney]

The LW is not interested in fashion.

[CarlMetro]

Which is why Letterman has never had it ;)

[fly_ac]

Now I have the LW, until someone take it. :)

[Donney]

That will be me.

[CarlMetro]

Followed by me :wave:

[Donney]

Eat my dust! :p :

[CarlMetro]

No thanks, it's not lunchtime yet :D

[Donney]

What if I add some milk and cereals? ;)

[CarlMetro]

It's too late, or too early, for cereal. Besides I already had Cheerios for breakfast :D

[fly_ac]

.........and me, again, with the LW. :p :

[CarlMetro]

Are you sure it's just you this time? Not your 'friend' as well ;)

[fly_ac]

Ohhh.....as well as the LW :D

[Donney]

So where's the party?

[Rollo]

And more importantly, whose going to end up with a lampshade on their head?

[CarlMetro]

Can't remember ever wearing a lampshade, can I give it a go?

[Rollo]

Absolutely :D

Someone may even provide the WKD so that you forget who you are and dance the fandango on top of a table too! No-one ever actually remembers wearing a lampshade, but isn't that the point?

[DonnieDarco]

I do remember pretending to be a tree once, by standing very still with my arms outstretched atop a wall :D

[stevie_gerrard]

good for you :p :

[CarlMetro]

Not so good for all the other kids in the playground at the time though ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Sadly this was not in the playground, so I have no excuse :D

[Rollo]

Look it's your cousin Beryl here to see you, do you remember her? Come down off the wall. We're going to go for a walk now, would you like that? Where are your glasses, pet? You'll need those. Of course you can't see them you're not wearing them.

[DonnieDarco]

Its not my fault, I was with a group of friends, one of them said "Quick, some people are coming! Pretend you're a tree." So we all did :D

[harvick#1]

well I don't feel like a tree, I feel like a human :D

[DonnieDarco]

You can't have one, get some pizza :D

[harvick#1]

pizza :facelick: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

[LeonBrooke]

I had pizza for afternoon tea today :D

[Donney]

It's been ages since I don't have pizza.

[fly_ac]

I think I'll have some Pizza today.....with the LW. :)

[Donney]

You can have it on your own. ;)

[fly_ac]

It good manners to share though. :D

[CarlMetro]

Well you can always send me a slice, just so long as it ain't got anchovies on it :D

[DonnieDarco]

Pepperoni works for me :D

[Donney]

I don't mind anchovies. :p :

[CarlMetro]

Pepperoni works for me :D

Do you pay him much?

[fly_ac]

Do you pay him much?

:eek: :D :rotflmao:

[Donney]

Are you in search of a new job again, Carl? :p :

[CarlMetro]

Hell no :eek:

[Donney]

BTW how's the new one going?

[CarlMetro]

Not started yet, still in the old one for two more weeks, not that I'm doing much ;)

[Donney]

That's why you want the LW to keep you company?

[djarumdudley]

time for me and the last word to share some quality time while watching Daytona qualifying.

[Rollo]

There's a show on Channel 10 tonight called "The End Of The World As We Know It". Do you think that there's a possibility that it might start with an aeroplane?

[stevie_gerrard]

possibly, it might just be global warming though :p :

[schmenke]

Why would it start with an aeroplane.

(btw, what's the difference between an airplane and an aeroplane? :mark: )

[CarlMetro]

(btw, what's the difference between an airplane and an aeroplane? :mark: )

All the bubbles of course ;)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aero_(chocolate)

[djarumdudley]

more Daytona action, more last word for me!

[MrJan]

I am tired, I shall therefore have the LW to rejuvenate me.

[DonnieDarco]

Its my turn to have the LW :D

[MrJan]

Tisn't :p :

[CarlMetro]

I didn't realise we were taking turns :\

[djarumdudley]

nor you'rsnt

[Rollo]

Why would it start with an aeroplane.


That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an airplane - Lenny Bruce is not afraid.

... anyway I feel fine.

[MrJan]

Why did you take the 75 away from your name anyway Rollo?

[djarumdudley]

surely for the minimum amounts of the last word being lost from him.

[Rollo]

It was decided by thems that be that I'm as famous and awesome as other people with only one name like Pele, Sting, Ronaldo, Edge and Zico.

[DonnieDarco]

Can't argue with that :D

[CarlMetro]

Of course you can, you're a woman :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Ok, I won't argue with it then, is that better? :D

[CarlMetro]

NO, you'll just sit there sulking about it, might as well get it out in the open now :)

[Rollo]

On the kits for the football team I play for, everyone has their surname on their back except me. I am Rollo and even sometimes on official team sheets I appear as that as well. :D

(except that I play in the number 28 because originally it was the highest number in the set)

[LeonBrooke]

I'll think I'll help the LW to escape the impending argument, it doesn't like bad feeling.

[DonnieDarco]

NO, you'll just sit there sulking about it, might as well get it out in the open now :)


I am not sulking about it, Rollo IS a legend, so shut it, bumface :D

[LeonBrooke]

Luckily I was here to slam my hands over the LW's ears!

[fly_ac]

I'll help.... :D

[LeonBrooke]

It's okay, I've got the situation in hand :D

[fly_ac]

I insist :cheese:

[DonnieDarco]

You do realise Leon, that the LW doesn't have any ears, right? :D

[LeonBrooke]

Well you know, its sound-sensing-thingies :D

[Donney]

But the LW doesn't like to be slammed. I'll take it from now on.

[CarlMetro]

Time for a more sensible member to take it for a while :D

[fly_ac]

.....for a while, yes :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

Even for a brief moment, the LW is always greatful to be away from the nutboxes :D

[fly_ac]

Gawd your fast, but I'll take the LW again. :p :

[CarlMetro]

I'm a whole lot more than that ;)

[Donney]

Like more sensible? :p :

[CarlMetro]

Of course ;)

[fly_ac]

The LW is sensible. :p :

[CarlMetro]

Just like me :D

[fly_ac]

Arguably....... :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

No arguement required :D

[fly_ac]

:up: :D

I'll have the LW, for now. :)

[CarlMetro]

Now is over :D

[fly_ac]

I can see that. :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

Can you see this too?

[fly_ac]

Yes I can. :p :

[CarlMetro]

Good, because this is an LW, you may have only seen it briefly in the past :D

[stevie_gerrard]

well it is extinct after all, this is the last one :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Blimey, Carl's had the verbal trots all day :D

[Brown, Jon Brow]

warning warning!!!

This forum has been took over by a Brown Jonnie :erm:

[DonnieDarco]

No it hasn't :D

[CarlMetro]

Blimey, Carl's had the verbal trots all day :D

And the LW too :D

[DonnieDarco]

Well thats gotta stop :D

[CarlMetro]

Why? :confused:

[DonnieDarco]

Just because :D

[CarlMetro]

poo bum willy knickers :p :

[DonnieDarco]

So rude! :D

[CarlMetro]

Rude? It's what I want to name my next four kids :D

[Rollo]

QED and quid pro quo,
so little time,
so much to know! :D

[DonnieDarco]

You know Carl, I almost look forward to it - Almost :D

[CarlMetro]

I think Poo Metro has a good ring to it :p :

[DonnieDarco]

There's a joke in there somewhere, I just don't want to find it :D

[CarlMetro]

You know you want to really ;)

[DonnieDarco]

No no, I really don't wanna :D

[CarlMetro]

What on earth are you doing up this time of the morning?

[DonnieDarco]

Not sleeping, and you? :D

[djarumdudley]

wait a minute now, the past bedtime last word is my territory.

[Rollo]

Ahah, but you seem to forget that half past stupid in the morning happens to be twenty past lunchtime elsewhere in the world. So your theory is banished to the eighth circle of doom.

[stevie_gerrard]

well, its my last word now, no matter what time it is :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Well it would be, if it weren't already mine :D Wasn't? One of 'em :D

[Donney]

My first LW of the weekend. :wave:

[DonnieDarco]

I was about to send out a search party! :D

[Donney]

:rotflmao:

They would have found me somewhere along the A-6 or AP-1 as I have spent the entire weekend driving my family to different places.

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW

[jso1985]

Long Weekend LW for me!

[djarumdudley]

middle of the weekend last word!

[harvick#1]

My Lw :D

[djarumdudley]

no more!

[DonnieDarco]

No more what? :D

[LeonBrooke]

No more of people who aren't me having the last word... ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Oh...............right :D

[LeonBrooke]

Yes, pretty much :D

You're up early, Donnie...

[fly_ac]

I'll have the LW since it is a new week. :)

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, pretty much :D

You're up early, Donnie...


You could say that :D

[Donney]

It seems you never sleep and you wake up early, there's something fishy there....

[DonnieDarco]

I didn't go fishing, honest :D

[Donney]

Nor the LW, but do you ever sleep?

[DonnieDarco]

Yes :D

[Donney]

OK, while you take a nap I'll take the LW :p :

[fly_ac]

Now I take it. :D

[Rollo]

Sorry, that falls within the new boundaries of the Congestion Charge. You now owe me 8 quid :D

[fly_ac]

I'll can e-mail or fax it to you. :cheese: But I'll keep to LW.

[CarlMetro]

Not sleeping, and you? :D

I was letting my Cheerios go down a bit before going to bed. Still that was then, this is now :D First greetings of the new week to everyone who hasn't got the LW :wave:

[fly_ac]

Who? U? :wave:

[CarlMetro]

No, not me :D

[fly_ac]

Ok, I'll try and believe you. :cheese:

[DonnieDarco]

Greetings back at you Carl :D

[CarlMetro]

Hi DD :D

[fly_ac]

ohh hi again CM :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

:wave: Hi fly :D

[fly_ac]

The LW says hello too. :wave: :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

..........and you can see that all the way down there? You must have good eyes ;)

[fly_ac]

I have contacts.... :p :

[CarlMetro]

Oh I see :D

[fly_ac]

Clearly...the LW :D

[Donney]

You can see clearly now the LW has gone :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Its gonna be a bright, bright, sunshiney day :D

[CarlMetro]

Well I wouldn't go that far, but it was a nice day today :D

[Donney]

My day hasn't been nice at all, but that won't stop me from taking the LW.

[CarlMetro]

My day was very nice, I spent all day test-driving cars, then ordered my wife a new one :D

[Donney]

Are you Jeremy Clarkson by any chance? :p :

[DonnieDarco]

He wishes :D

[Donney]

I'll ask the LW.

[DonnieDarco]

Good plan :D

[Donney]

I knew.

[stevie_gerrard]

while you say goodbye, ill say hello :D

[DonnieDarco]

Hello :D

[harvick#1]

:wave:

[Rollo]

If I follow I-40 then take the remnants of Historical Route 66, then Is This The Way To Amarillo?

[fly_ac]

I'll have to ask the LW that one. :cheese:

[DonnieDarco]

You don't know?? :D

[CarlMetro]

Are you Jeremy Clarkson by any chance? :p :

No, he tends to drive slightly nicer cars than I did yesterday ;)

[fly_ac]

You don't know?? :D

No, but the LW know! :cheese:

[Donney]

The LW is here with me, drop me a PM if there's something you want me to ask. :p :

[CarlMetro]

No need for the PM, I'll just steal it back :p :

[Donney]

No you won't, but you'll try though, won't you?

[fly_ac]

I'll try as well. Gotcha! :D

[Donney]

D'oh!!!!

Yoink!!!!

[CarlMetro]

Yoinking? At lunchtime? On a Tuesday? :s hock:

[Donney]

It is not luchtime here, I cannot deny it is Tuesday though.

[CarlMetro]

You do know there are strict rules about when you can and cannot yoink, don't you?

[Donney]

I've never heard of an international legislation about yoinking. I'm aware there are local regulations but I don't think the ones you have to follow apply here.

:p :

[CarlMetro]

Oh no, the rules are universal, they have to be because there are so many yoinkers in this world ;)

[Donney]

I'll consult it with my lawyer, in the meantime the LW will remain with me just in case.

[CarlMetro]

Well you'll be too busy with your legal team to give the LW the attention it derserves, so I'll take it for a nice drive to buy some office supplies :D

[DonnieDarco]

Lawyers are all yoinkers though :D

[Rollo]

Most lawyers are ****ers as well :D

[DonnieDarco]

Exactly :D

[Donney]

You all have the right to remain silent :p :

And I'll take the LW.

[DonnieDarco]

We do, but in this instance, we choose not to exercise it :D

[Donney]

It was just a reminder.

[CarlMetro]

Sadly you chose to ignore it, so I've come to reposess the LW for non-payment :D

[Donney]

Surely that's a mistake.

[CarlMetro]

Nope, no mistakes here, just LWs :D

[Donney]

Like this one?

[DonnieDarco]

No, that one :D

[stevie_gerrard]

what about the one over there?

[harvick#1]

over here :D

[jso1985]

over there?

[MrJan]

no, over here.

[CarlMetro]

Oh yeah :D

[MrJan]

Not any more, it's over there now, drinking hot chocolate (what's going on?)

[CarlMetro]

Not sure, in fact I'm not entirely sure it's a genuine LW at all :\

[Rollo]

Ahah, a counterfeit!
It will be like the scandal of the counterfeit box-tops on Rocky & Bullwinkle. Soon there will be so many counterfeit LWs that the market will fall out :eek:

[LeonBrooke]

I think the genuine LW wants to come to Auckland to help me stall when I should be doing an assignment.

...it's on the other side of the world from you all now! Ha ha! You've no chance of stealing it!

[fly_ac]

I'm on that "other side" of the world too, ha ha ha I can take the LW. :D

[CarlMetro]

In my role as international man of mystery I have to travel internationally, sometimes very quickly. As such a brief trip to SA is quite feasable, as demonstrated by me sitting here with the LW at my side :D

[fly_ac]

But, you didn't verify you have the real LW, before you made the return trip. :cheese:

[DonnieDarco]

I have it :D

[CarlMetro]

Is it contagious? Have you seen a doctor about it?

[DonnieDarco]

The LW!! Nothing else :D

[Captain VXR]

Really?

[Donney]

Nah she's kidding. :p :

[CarlMetro]

I don't believe her, perhaps this explains the funny smell?

[DonnieDarco]

No, thats you being silent but deadly..............again :D

[CarlMetro]

Funnily enough I haven't all day so far, although I had scrambled egg on toast for lunch so this evening should make up for today :D

[DonnieDarco]

We'll remember our clothespegs :D

[LeonBrooke]

Well I take it back to me, it's sitting at my side here in the computer lab at university :D and only staff and students can get in, there's pretty high security here...

[CarlMetro]

Which is no match for an international man of mystery such as myself :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Man of mystery??? You had scrambled eggs on toast for lunch, where's the mystery? :D

[stevie_gerrard]

its in the toast ;)

[Rollo]

I didn't think that chemical weapons were allowed under the Geneva Convention. Tear Gas is probably allowed but I don't honestly know what army would resort to putting an onion on a stick.

[LeonBrooke]

I know, an onion on a stick, it's like the ultimate weapon, definitely...

[DonnieDarco]

Wait............what? :D

[CarlMetro]

Man of mystery??? You had scrambled eggs on toast for lunch, where's the mystery? :D

The mystery would be not what I ate but where I ate it ;)

[fly_ac]

While the eggs do it's work, I'll have the LW. :)

[Donney]

The LW knows and will tell me.

[CarlMetro]

The LW will tell you something, but it will be a lie, or maybe it will be the truth? The LW is one of my main allies on my missions and I doubt whether it will betray my trust ;)

[fly_ac]

Maybe the LW is a double agent, after all it has come to visit me on several occasions, although briefly. :D

[CarlMetro]

What, like now you mean? :D

[fly_ac]

Exactly, like now. :cheese:

[DonnieDarco]

You mean then :D

[fly_ac]

No, the LW. :D

[schmenke]

:cornfused:

[djarumdudley]

to settle the confusion, the last word is mine.

[DonnieDarco]

There's no confusion! :D

[CarlMetro]

...........And the LW is mine :D

[DonnieDarco]

Or..............not :D

[MrJan]

hhmmm

[Rollo]

You should go and see a doctor about that. They look at hhmmm all the time :D

[stevie_gerrard]

see a doctor or a shrink :p :

[Rollo]

But not someone with a shrink ray. I wonder...

If you had that sort of shrink ray, could you hypnotically suggest things to people? Would it be possible for me to finally amass my Unholy Army of the Night?

[DonnieDarco]

Its worth a try :D

[LeonBrooke]

The problem with an Army of the Night is that they're useless during the day.

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, but at night they're invincible :D