The Last Word

[CarlMetro]

Naps are for whimps, are you calling the LW a whimp? :s hock:

[DonnieDarco]

Do you mean wimp? :D

[stevie_gerrard]

nah, i call the LW mine :D

[Donney]

Keep calling the Lw is not listening :p

[NoahsGirl]

I did see boxes and red x too. I;m away to join Donnie, with the LW

[MrJan]

I have no idea what is going on.

[NoahsGirl]

I have the LW - everything explained

[MrJan]

Even though you explained it simply I still don't quite see it, from here it looks like the LW is with me :p :

[schmenke]

You are mistaken Miguel...

[MrJan]

So I was. Thanks for pointing it out Schmenke

[schmenke]

No, no, no. You got it all wrong again Miguel.

[MrJan]

Damn it! I thought I got it right that time.

[schmenke]

Ah, just give it up Miguel.

[LeonBrooke]

Just back online now. I'm highly amused to read the backlog and see what havoc I caused :D

...inadvertently, of course ;)

[DonnieDarco]

The boxes have gone now NG, I have no idea what that was all about :D

[DonnieDarco]

Yeah, right Leon :D

[LeonBrooke]

I had no intention of bringing your sanity into question; I thought it was open-and-shut, no question of a doubt ;)

But seriously, everything's back to normal, Donnie; the LW is back to its rightful home with me :D

[CarlMetro]

Time for a bit of late-night yoinking methinks :D

[LeonBrooke]

What are you talking about? it's the middle of the day! ;)

[CarlMetro]

Well have a midday yoink then :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Carl has no shame :D

[LeonBrooke]

I was a bit worried when I first read the word "yoinking" too........ ;)

[DonnieDarco]

You should be!! They're all at it, in here :D

[CarlMetro]

Are you saying we're all a bunch of yoinkers then?

[schmenke]

Yoink! :D

[LeonBrooke]

Oh no! What have I got myself into!? :D

[DonnieDarco]

Yes Carl, I am :D

[CarlMetro]

Well as the saying goes, 'it takes one to know one' :p :

[LeonBrooke]

I was going to ask Donnie if she included herself :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I do not, since I am as pure as the driven snow. And not the yellow snow, either :D

[CarlMetro]

Donnie used to be one of the biggest in the country, sadly her age has caught up with her and, although she still tries occasionally, she's not as good as she used to be :D

[CarlMetro]

Donnie used to be one of the biggest in the country, sadly her age has caught up with her and, although she still tries occasionally, she's not as good as she used to be :D

[DonnieDarco]

How VERY dare you :D

[schmenke]

Jeepers Carl, that's brave of you mate! :s hock: :D

[djarumdudley]

yet another funtastical all night at work last word.

[fly_ac]

the LW is also funtastical. :D

[Donney]

No doubt it is.

[CarlMetro]

How VERY dare you :D

Come on now DD, you're amoungst friends, time to come out of the closet :D

[Donney]

Yeah, DD please the LW also wants to know.

[CarlMetro]

The LW already knows, it knows everything ;)

[Donney]

Sssssh I was trying to convince DD.

[fly_ac]

The LW need no convincing. :)

[CarlMetro]

Exactly ;)

[fly_ac]

I totally agree. :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

We , as in me and the LW, are glad that you do :p :

[Donney]

There's no way for you to know how the LW feels because it is here with me, so you can only guess.

[schmenke]

No guesses needed as the LW has liberated itself from your grasp and is now with its rightful owner.... :D

[Donney]

so it's back to me then? Things as usual :)

[DonnieDarco]

What closet?? Are you implying now that I'm gay? Thats it Carl, I'm suing you :D

[schmenke]

You've been locked up in a closet all this time?

Well that explains the odour... :mark:

[CarlMetro]

Now where in any of my posts did I mention the fact that DD might be a rug muncher?

[Donney]

None of them but you invited her to get out of the closet, I don't know anything about her diet though. :p

[CarlMetro]

I'm not sure I want to know :eek:

[Donney]

You asked first.

[schmenke]

I think I've heard enough :s

[DonnieDarco]

Exactly Donney, he did :D

A couple of mill in used bills should settle this Carl, I don;t want to be too pushy :D

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW for now

[DonnieDarco]

Not right now, though :D

[CarlMetro]

A couple of mill? You're more likely to get a bunch of fives on the nose ;)

[DonnieDarco]

You lousy cheapskate!!! :D

[CarlMetro]

It's my final offer, take it or leave it but leave it at your peril :ninja:

[DonnieDarco]

I'll leave it, and I'm not afraid of you, so ner :D

[CarlMetro]

Be afraid, be veryy afraid for I will release the true power of






























:monkeedan

..............upon you and you may not survive :vader:

[DonnieDarco]

Wait!! Is that the little one who peed his pants at the sight of the new Dodge Caliber?

[CarlMetro]

Yep, you ever smelt monkey pee :eek:

[Rollo]

I can tell that this argument isn't going to be solved by normal means... so we'll have use abnormal means.
Both of you will be given a herring and then will fight it out to the death!

I on the other hand will be most content with a Yorkie bar and can of Vimto.

[DonnieDarco]

I have not, but you collect it? :D

[Donney]

I'll watch the fight with the LW by my side where are the bookies?

[DonnieDarco]

The fight is over, I won :D I spared Carl from death though, as I am a generous sort of a gal :D

[fly_ac]

I think while you all are fighting I'l keep the LW company. :cheese:

[Donney]

I was not fighting, so there's no need for you to keep the LW company.

[djarumdudley]

nor you!

[Rollo]

I think you'll find that I have four aces!

[Donney]

Which is very nice for poker but not for the LW

[CarlMetro]

........which is currently sitting here with me :p :

[djarumdudley]

currently is quite outdated for you.

[DonnieDarco]

I think you'll find that I have four aces!

Are they smokin'? :D

[Rollo]

I don't think so. One does not usually play cards with them whilst they're on fire.

[CarlMetro]

Probably not the best thing to do, unlike munching a bowl of Cheerios which is what I'm doing right now :lips:

[DonnieDarco]

You gotta give those a rest :D

[CarlMetro]

I did, last week I was munching Golden Nuggets, and I've had Cornflakes twice this week too ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Honey nut, or ordinary? :D

[CarlMetro]

Just ordinary, Honey Nut Cornflakes are evil :devil:

[djarumdudley]

what's a honey nut, does such a thing exist in nature?

[schmenke]

Dunno. But one thing is for certain... The LW exists in nature, and I happen to be a natural kind of guy :D

[LeonBrooke]

This has been a lot of fun to read.

Now I have to disappoint you all, the LW is sitting with me in the nice sunshine coming through the windows of my house at 7:22 pm this evening... :D

[Rollo]

I hope you've not been been watching the cricket, those bloody Aussies are doing damage again.

On the upside, watching the Australian Open was fun.

[Donney]

I don't think they think the same in Chile that Federer is unbeatable. As I happen to be when it comes to having the LW :p

[DonnieDarco]

Consider yourself beaten :D

[harvick#1]

good day everyone, seems DD has had the LW for long enough duration and it will be mine now :)

[Rollo]

Before I go out this morning I have a few things to say:

1. W@nkel Rotary Engine
2. Vibraphone
3. Gaseous Exits

Is anyone embarassed yet? :D

[jso1985]

Mazda's can't be embarrasing!!

[Mp3 Astra]

I could only drive the Rx8 I think :D
But enough about Mazdas, more about LWs.

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, more about my stealing the LW :D

[jso1985]

I can steal the LW in my (imaginary)Mazda :D

[Mp3 Astra]

I found something I love: http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6315/donniepr9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Oh the irony! :p :

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW for a while

[DonnieDarco]

I found something I love: http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6315/donniepr9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Oh the irony! :p :


Ahhh, its so true ;) :D

[CarlMetro]

What? That you've been registering under a dozen names a day so you can boost your positive rep :p :

[jso1985]

I have an spectacular aura about, beat that :p :

[harvick#1]

I am a name known to all :p :

[DonnieDarco]

What? That you've been registering under a dozen names a day so you can boost your positive rep :p :


Thats an outrageous slur on my hitherto unblemished name! ;) :D

[Rollo]

Yes, you're quite right, I'm fed up with being treated like a sheep, I mean what's the point of going abroad if you're just another tourist carted round in buses, surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Coventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their 'Sunday Mirrors', complaining about the tea, 'Oh they don't make it properly here do they not like at home' stopping at Majorcan bodegas, selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and two veg and sitting in their cotton sun frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh cos they 'overdid it on the first day'! And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellevueses and Continentals with their modern international luxury roomettes and draft Red Barrel and swimmingpools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats, forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging in the queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss the bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night the hotel is a bloody cabaret in the bar featuring a tiny emaciated dago with nine-inch hips and some bloated fat tart with her hair Brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners. And adenoidal typists from Birmingham with flabby white legs and diarrhoea trying to pick up hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel, and once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins to buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and one evening you visit the so-called typical restaurant with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party of people from Rhyl who keeps singing 'Torremolinos, Torremolinos', and complaining about the food, 'It's so greasy here isn't it!' and you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and Tuesday's 'Daily Express' and he drones on and on and on about how Mr Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up all over the Cuba Libres. And sending tinted postcards of places they don't realise they haven't even visited, 'to all at number 22, weather wonderful our room is marked with an "X". Food very greasy but we found a charming little place hidden away in the back streets, where they serve Watney's Red Barrel and cheese and onion crisps and the accordionist plays "Maybe its because I'm a Londoner"

[LeonBrooke]

Some interesting new developments, but it leads us back to the same thing... the LW back with me :D

[harvick#1]

rollo, you are on probation for writing complete dribble, so the LW will be mine :p :

[CarlMetro]

So it's the start of a new week and I see the LW is with me :D Some things never change ;)

[fly_ac]

...and sometimes things do change, like the LW. :cheese:

[Rollo]

rollo, you are on probation for writing complete dribble, so the LW will be mine :p :

You used the word:
Dribble - n. a small trickling stream or a drop.

When the word:
Drivel - n. childish, silly, or meaningless talk or thinking; nonsense; twaddle.

...would have been more appropriate.

Yes it's true, I do talk crap but it's grammatically accurate crap :D

[Donney]

Rollo, I take it you didn't really enjoy thay experience.

[CarlMetro]

Was it similar to losing the LW?

[Rollo]

Rollo, I take it you didn't really enjoy thay experience.

Poor spelling and grammar gets my heckles, feckles, schmeckles and dander up!

[DonnieDarco]

Less of the dander talk :D

[DonnieDarco]

Ok - Is it just me, or does everyone have this bloody great white gap when they arrive in word games now? Its gone once I get within a word games thread, just when I'm looking at the list.

[fly_ac]

Same here.

[Donney]

I have the same gap.

[DonnieDarco]

Its really annoying, isn't it?

[DonnieDarco]

And now its not! Quick work :D

[djarumdudley]

no gap here, just last word.

[DonnieDarco]

And it didn't occur to me to say mind the gap, before it was gone :D

[Donney]

It is gone, just like your last word.

[DonnieDarco]

But..............that wasn't my last word :D

[djarumdudley]

and neither is this.

[schmenke]

Mind the gap...

[Donney]

But DD said the gap was gone.

[djarumdudley]

wow not even a minute for my last one. hopefully this can be longer...

[Mp3 Astra]

Do you like bold text?
If you do then keep staring while I steal the LW

[schmenke]

Nice try!

[Mp3 Astra]

I wasn't trying anything! It's proven to work against you suckers :D

[Donney]

It doesn't work against me.

[DonnieDarco]

Or me, I'm impervious :D

[Donney]

Are you?

[DonnieDarco]

I really am, its fab :D

[MrJan]

I like cheese.

[schmenke]

I like the LW.

[MrJan]

Cheese is better, that's right I said it, cheese is better than the last word.

[DonnieDarco]

Cheese and onion sandwiches are pretty awesome :D

[schmenke]

I still prefer the LW :up:

[Rollo]

Cheese and onion sandwiches are pretty awesome :D

Well everyone likes cheese and onion innit?

I think that it's so good, they should turn cheese and onion into a crisps flavour.

[djarumdudley]

if doing that the flavor of cheese is utterly important. i wouldn't be too partial towards one flavored by blue cheese and onion.

[CarlMetro]

Cheese and onion LW's ? :confused:

[Rollo]

That doesn't make a whole heap of sense as you can't actually eat the Last Word. Unless of course you print it, in which case you'd be copying the Hamster who ate a picture of a BMW M6.

[LeonBrooke]

There is only one LW, and despite the 10 tonnes of work I've just got on my first day back at university, I still have a moment to spare for the LW :D

[DonnieDarco]

Well everyone likes cheese and onion innit?

I think that it's so good, they should turn cheese and onion into a crisps flavour.


They did, but then Walkers came along, and now all cheese and onion flavour crisps taste like sh*t :D

[LeonBrooke]

They did, but then Walkers came along, and now all cheese and onion flavour crisps taste like sh*t :D

:eek: how do you know what that tastes like!? :eek:

[djarumdudley]

so now Johnnie Walker has been added to this disaster of flavor!?!

[fly_ac]

......all cheese and onion flavour crisps taste like sh*t :D

I'll never eat cheese and onion crisps again. Didn't know that's how sh*t taste. :crazy: Then again there are people with more experience than others. :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

Enough of the crisps and s**t talk, time to concentrate of matters at hand. The LW has my full attention :D

[fly_ac]

Now the LW has my full attention as well. :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

Only because you're watching it from afar :p :

[fly_ac]

.....but I'm getting closer. :facelick:

[CarlMetro]

Not close enough though ;)

[DonnieDarco]

I feel I have to clarify that I have never actually eaten sh*t, but if I did, I just know it would taste exactly like Walkers cheese and onion flavour crisps :D

[fly_ac]

Beware! When I am close enough and without notice I'll take the LW away to a far far place. :D

[DonnieDarco]

Not far enough, obviously :D

[CarlMetro]

I feel I have to clarify that I have never actually eaten sh*t

Nonsense, you've had a baby and like any parent you would have at some point ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Err, is that some kind of horrifying ritual that I clearly missed out on? I just changed a zillion nappies :D

[CarlMetro]

and at some point during the zillion nappy changes, you would have gained a little poo on your fingers..........

[DonnieDarco]

You..............do know about soap and water, don't you? :D

[fly_ac]

and at some point during the zillion nappy changes, you would have gained a little poo on your fingers..........
.... and then eaten Walkers cheese and onion flavour crisps. :D

[CarlMetro]

You..............do know about soap and water, don't you? :D

Yes, very good for washing the cars with ;)

[Donney]

I'll take the LW away from this peculiar conversation :rolleyes:

[CarlMetro]

Why? it's no stranger on here than normal ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, clearly men eat baby poo, and that is indeed strange :D Well, Carl does anyway :D

[CarlMetro]

We all eat a pound of dirt before we die :D

[Donney]

But that won't happen in a good while, in the meantime the LW is mine.

[DonnieDarco]

A pound of dirt now??? :D

[Donney]

I'm not hungry thank you!

[CarlMetro]

A pound of dirt now??? :D

Well either that or a bowl of Cheerios ;)

[Donney]

It's up to you DD.

[djarumdudley]

it's my last word though.

[DonnieDarco]

I'll have the...............Honey Nut Cornflakes :D

[jso1985]

that counts as a pound of dirt anyway :p :

[CarlMetro]

No, the dirt would taste better ;)

[schmenke]

Better than what?

[MrJan]

Dirt that has been in some way sullied.

[DonnieDarco]

How can you sully dirt? I mean, hasn't it been sullied already?

[schmenke]

I figure dirt is about as sullied as it's ever going to get... :mark:

[MrJan]

I spent a week camping miles from civilisation in Fuerteventura once, lest just say that eating lots of meat and rice and drinking loads of water meant that the dirt in the surrounding area got pretty badly sullied.

[schmenke]

No, no, no. It sounds like the campsite may have certainly be sullied, but not the dirt...

[CarlMetro]

Better than what?

Than Honey Nut Cornflakes :yuk:

[Rollo]

It's interesting that most threads on the Chit Chat board when left for sufficient periods of time will turn to smut. In here they turn to that other great source of British humour... Poos and Wees

Soup spelled backwards is puos.

[DonnieDarco]

It is good or bad? :D Not pous, the part about toilet humour instead of smut :D

[Rollo]

It is good or bad? :D Not pous, the part about toilet humour instead of smut :D

We French think that going to the toilet is a solemn, mudane affair but you English have turned it into the basis of an entire culture!

Obviously it's good - we're better than the French! :D

[LeonBrooke]

It's always fun to come along and see the sort of havoc a small, offhand comment by me has wreaked :D


We French think that going to the toilet is a solemn, mudane affair but you English have turned it into the basis of an entire culture!

Obviously it's good - we're better than the French! :D

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a line from Blackadder Goes Fourth, the episode called Private Plane, delivered by Adrian Edmonson, playing the Red Baron?

[CarlMetro]

Did he have the LW?

[Donney]

My feverish LW.

[CarlMetro]

Are you not well BB?

[Rollo]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a line from Blackadder Goes Fourth, the episode called Private Plane, delivered by Adrian Edmonson, playing the Red Baron?

Hence the italics :D

Hang on, why is this kind of writing called italics? Do people from Italy normally walk around on a sort of lean? I knew that they had a reputation for being good lovers bit surely that's pushing it, no?

[CarlMetro]

Erm..........

[fly_ac]

The LW might know the answer.

[Donney]

Are you not well BB?

No I'm not I think I have a case of severe influenza and my temperature is far from its normal levels.

[harvick#1]

good morning everyone :wave:

here to take the LW once again :)

[Donney]

Good afternoon harvick!

[Rollo]

No I'm not I think I have a case of severe influenza and my temperature is far from its normal levels.

My medical knowledge comes from years of experience in watching Warner Bros cartoons. Ahem:

Pain is usually indicated by little lightning bolts emminating from the painful area. So then, to remove pain, simply remove the lightning bolts. Easy! :D

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW for now...

[Rollo]

"Now" didn't last long :p :

[fly_ac]

My medical knowledge comes from years of experience in watching Warner Bros cartoons. Ahem:

Pain is usually indicated by little lightning bolts emminating from the painful area. So then, to remove pain, simply remove the lightning bolts. Easy! :D

:rotflmao:
LW thankyou

[Donney]

My medical knowledge comes from years of experience in watching Warner Bros cartoons. Ahem:

Pain is usually indicated by little lightning bolts emminating from the painful area. So then, to remove pain, simply remove the lightning bolts. Easy! :D

http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sick005.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

Thank you anyway.

[schmenke]

Ah, poor Donney...

I'm yoinking the LW anyways :p :

[CarlMetro]

That's not very nice, BB needs it to look after him.

[DonnieDarco]

Me too Donney! I've had a raging temp all day. Just taking some tablets now to try and get it down, no idea what brought it on.

[CarlMetro]

Oi! oi! DD & BB both got the hots ;)

[harvick#1]

ah, poor DD :p :

guess the LW game will be safe from the sick people :D

[Rollo]

Fully sick people?

[LeonBrooke]

Hence the italics :D

Hang on, why is this kind of writing called italics? Do people from Italy normally walk around on a sort of lean? I knew that they had a reputation for being good lovers bit surely that's pushing it, no?

Yes, but the Red Baron was a German, that was my point...


Me too Donney! I've had a raging temp all day. Just taking some tablets now to try and get it down, no idea what brought it on.

paracetamol/panadol/acetaminophen or an NSAID?

[djarumdudley]

get some Pepto it solves all problems!

[LeonBrooke]

get some Pepto it solves all problems!

No, that's non-judgemental listening :p :

[djarumdudley]

which never hurt anyone!

[LeonBrooke]

So you thing think that non-judgemental listening is harmless. So tell me about your feelings towards empathy and listening, and interpersonal relationships?

[djarumdudley]

it's all in good objectivity

[LeonBrooke]

So to you it's about objectivity? Would you like to, perhaps, go into a bit more detail about this?

[djarumdudley]

not really, we'll keep this between me, the last word, and the humour.

[LeonBrooke]

You want to keep this between yourself, the LW and humour? Would you like to talk about why you have chosen these confidants?

[DonnieDarco]

Paracetamol :D

[LeonBrooke]

Did you know something about Paracetamol?

Its method of action is completely unknown. All anyone knows is that it works.

[CarlMetro]

Which is all anyone really cares about, oh and the LW of course :D

[fly_ac]

Aaaah yes the LW :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

What, you mean this one here?

[fly_ac]

No, I meant this one here! :D

[CarlMetro]

But that's fake :p :

[MrJan]

According to Carl I've had a fake LW many a bean, I think he's been lying :p :

[schmenke]

Carl's right. I have the authentic one :D

[stevie_gerrard]

are you sure, cause im sure ive got the original, its even got the copyright on it. :)

[schmenke]

Ah, but mine has the authentic bar code and holographic image :D

[CarlMetro]

But you'd only get that on the fake ones ;)

[Rollo]

Fake or not, I just have to say this:
Yoplait Petit Miam - It's French for little yum because it's not big yum is it?

[djarumdudley]

perhaps it's because yum is something to be provided in small doses.

[LeonBrooke]

I'll check out the effects of too-high doses of yum, and I'll take the LW with me as a research assistant :D

[DonnieDarco]

You can never have too much yum :D

[LeonBrooke]

The research done by the LW and me tends to agree :D

[djarumdudley]

then i'm sure you won't mind if i grab the last word to indulge in your study!

[LeonBrooke]

I believe in empowerment, and I empower the LW to choose to stay with me :D

[fly_ac]

Since a working LW sometimes need a break, I'll take the LW with me for a much needed vacation. :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

No need, it likes it just where it is :D

[fly_ac]

I'm sure that is true, but I'll take the LW anyway. :D

[djarumdudley]

you've had your fun.

[CarlMetro]

.........and you probably haven't, but I don't care :D

[fly_ac]

LW = fun
I'm having the fun. :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

..........but without the LW, 'cos it's here with me :D

[fly_ac]

I'll have to do something about that. ;)

[CarlMetro]

Yeah, I would if I were you :p :

[Donney]

Since you have done nothing yet, I will take the LW.

:wave:

[fly_ac]

Don't bet on that. :D

[CarlMetro]

Why not, the odds are quite good ;)

[Donney]

They are indeed.

[schmenke]

Gambling is not permitted on this forum.
I'm afraid that I'll have to confiscate the LW :D

[fly_ac]

Gambling is not permitted on this forum.
I'm afraid that I'll have to confiscate the LW :D

Don't bet on that. :D

I told them. :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

But we still didn't listen :p :

[Mp3 Astra]

End of the week LW :)

[schmenke]

For you perhaps :p :