The Last Word

[DonnieDarco]

Oh, I'm sure it is :D

[Donney]

By the way my last post was the 1000th in this new LW thread.

[DonnieDarco]

Bum! So it was :D

[Donney]

That's because I'm the LW master. :p :

[djarumdudley]

for a master, you're pretty lousy!

[Donney]

So you think?

[DonnieDarco]

He got the 1K post though, and the rest of us didn't even notice! We must work harder :D

[Rollo]

The Thousandth post matters nought in the grand scheme of things, for the only post that actually does matter is the last one. Ipso facto this post is ergo the only post that does QED.

[Mp3 Astra]

And a good evening to you!

[schmenke]

Hey Mp3! :wave: Good to see you around. How's your collection?

[Mp3 Astra]

Hey schmenkey!
The collection has grown recently due to a lapse in the behaviour of dogs in the area. Times have never been better! :D

[djarumdudley]

surely times were better when you had the last word.

[Mp3 Astra]

Ah but I always do...

[DonnieDarco]

Astra! Its about bleedin' time, you've been neglecting your LW duties :D

[schmenke]

No matter. I've been taking good care of it :D

[Rollo]

I've just had a strange thought. When they demolished the old forums and built us our new modern home, where'd they put the lockers? :o and more importantly... where's my direct route to Narnia? :eek:

[DonnieDarco]

Well, its not quite so direct these days :D There's a long and arduous tunnel route to the old forum, where your wardrobe still sits. You really need one of those helmets with the light on to get through it, and nobody's yet drawn up a map, so you'll find yourself taking all sorts of interesting though fraught, diversions.

Give my regards to the Beavers though :D

[harvick#1]

wha? :confused:

[Donney]

:wave:

An LW a day keeps the doctor away.

[CarlMetro]

Anais Anais... :confused:
what's that?

It's dutch for 'Wee Wee' :p :

[DonnieDarco]

It most certainly is not, you cad :D

[CarlMetro]

Ooo! Get you :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I'm saving the big guns for another insult :D

[CarlMetro]

Still aimed at me or do you have a new target? :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Well, ol' big ass Schmenke is another one ;) :D

[CarlMetro]

Well at least you have options :D

[harvick#1]

don't give her options

:wave:

[CarlMetro]

Well I'm guessing that you've just been added to the list ;)

[DonnieDarco]

I deserve options! :D

[harvick#1]

and I deserve to keep the LW :p :

[stevie_gerrard]

not sure about that :p :

[Donney]

You might deserve it but I have it.

[CarlMetro]

Time for my first yoink of the week :D

[schmenke]

What did I do to get on the sh!t-list? :angryfire :
Surely nothing too insulting.........lately :erm: :D

[CarlMetro]

I think breathing qualifies most on here for the hit list ;)

If my theory about Anais Anais wasn't right, what does it mean then DD?

[djarumdudley]

time for a hopefully not too quick last word for me.

[CarlMetro]

About as long as my last one :\

[harvick#1]

and this one

[CarlMetro]

Nah, that one was way longer :p :

[djarumdudley]

yet again you've had enough.

[CarlMetro]

There is no such thing as enough, when it comes to the LW ;D

[schmenke]

You all must be getting tired. I'll take over from now on...

[DonnieDarco]

We'll just see about that :D

[schmenke]

Hit the sack already woman! :p :

[MrJan]

I am not a woman and don't have a sack so the above comment can't be about me. I do have the LW though.

[harvick#1]

are you sure

[MrJan]

I was

[schmenke]

think again

[DonnieDarco]

I thunk :D

[harvick#1]

thunk :mark:

[Rollo]

Well, its not quite so direct these days :D There's a long and arduous tunnel route to the old forum, where your wardrobe still sits. You really need one of those helmets with the light on to get through it, and nobody's yet drawn up a map, so you'll find yourself taking all sorts of interesting though fraught, diversions.

Give my regards to the Beavers though :D

I donned my Sherlock Holmes Deerstalker Hat, riding goggles and bomber jacket and then rode to the gates of the old forum whereupon I found the following sign.

http://www.reklamewelt.de/2868.jpg

But it wasn't guarded or anything and I found out why fairly quickly. The old forums must have suffered a radiation leak, because my geiger counter started blipping off of the scale.

So I daren't go back at all :eek:

[DonnieDarco]

I think you took one of the many diversions, and in fact ended up at Chernobyl. Try again, but don't go that way :D

[harvick#1]

what are you still doing up it's got to be 4 AM there

[DonnieDarco]

5.40am actually! Can't sleep, worried about my puddy tat. Ive been out n the driving wind and rain calling him, but no luck so far.

[djarumdudley]

amazing your post says it was at 12:47, yet my compy says 12:45am.

[harvick#1]

the forum clock is fast

[djarumdudley]

apparently not fast enough for you to maintain the last word.

[Rollo]

I just have to apologise for this post.

I should draw across one of those kiddie fences so that the infection of 3 year olds currently in my house doesn't leak onto 'tinternet.

[Donney]

Don't worry the LW will be fine by my side.

[CarlMetro]

That might be true.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

It's 12:05PM so this is the last word!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fly_ac]

Naaah Don't think so.

[CarlMetro]

Me neither

[Donney]

Exactly

[CarlMetro]

Really :confused:

[schmenke]

No, not really :p :

[CarlMetro]

That's what I thought ;)

[Donney]

So you thought the LW was mine?

[CarlMetro]

Of course not, that would be silly :rolleyes:

[Donney]

I thought so.

[djarumdudley]

it's comforting to know your okay with your incorrectness.

[Donney]

I thought he would have thought so, which does not mean that I thought I wasn't right, because I know now and then that no matter what any of you thought, the LW is mine.







































:rolleyes: .... I think

[schmenke]

You thunk incorrectly :p :

[Donney]

I don't thunk so :p :

BTW we should ask DD if "to thunk" is a regular or irregular verb, just in case we use it more frequently.

[DonnieDarco]

Its not to thunk :D If you've been thinking, you could say I've thunk, or I thunk :D

[schmenke]

I don't thunk so :p :

BTW we should ask DD if "to thunk" is a regular or irregular verb, just in case we use it more frequently.

Knowing DD it's very irregular :rolleyes:

[Rollo]

Owing to the time I spent working behind the counter at John Lewis every time I see the initials DD, I'm either inclined to think of something you'd put into a clock radio or overpriced scanties.

Should I really be giving out this sort of information? People might get the wrong impression. Aw well...

Pee Po Belly Bum Drawers :D

[CarlMetro]

DD reminds me of an ex-girlfriend :cheese:

[Rollo]

I knew it, I knew it! CarlMetro is an android - he once dated a clock radio!
I'm guessing that the reason they broke up was that he simply didn't have the time.

[CarlMetro]

:confused:

I was talking about her bra size ;)

[DonnieDarco]

LOL!! Stoppit you lot, its just an unfortunate and unforseen side effect of the name I chose for this forum :D

[CarlMetro]

There was nothing unfortunate about her DD's :D

Just a shame she liked one of my mates more than me :\

[DonnieDarco]

Well, when you go out with a lady, trying looking her in the face when you're talking to her :) :D

[CarlMetro]

I'm a bloke and, when a bloke is faced with such enormous distractions, it's almost impossible to stop looking at them :D

[DonnieDarco]

Try :D

[CarlMetro]

I did :lips:

[Rollo]

I'm a bloke and, when a bloke is faced with such enormous distractions, it's almost impossible to stop looking at them :D

Ms Darco speaks words of truth:

Well, when you go out with a lady, trying looking her in the face when you're talking to her :) :D

You should also keep you're mouth open when talking to a lady...

..it's best that if she decides to throw a Gin & Tonic or a Bacardi Breezer in your face, that you should try and save as much as possible :D
Jack D. Ripper in Dr. Strangelove kept on talking about precious bodily fluids, what's more precious than alcomahol?

[DonnieDarco]

I can tell you've been edumacated :D

[fly_ac]

I'm a bloke and, when a bloke is faced with such enormous distractions, it's almost impossible to stop looking at them :D

What he said.
ỤỤ :erm:

:lips: :D

[CarlMetro]

Time for a 'munching' LW methinks :D Weetabix makes a vary rare appearance this morning, for all you collectors out there ;)

[fly_ac]

Aaaahh Thanks!

[Rollo]

I'm quite fond of crushing up Weetabix for mixing with blood... no sorry, that was Spike.

[CarlMetro]

I'm quite fond of crushing up Weetabix for mixing with blood

I prefer a bit of cold milk and a sprinkle of suger over the top, but whatever floats your boat.

Must be an Aussie thing :\ You've been down there too long Rollo ;)

[Donney]

I don't usually agree with Carl in this thread but now he's right I'd rather mix it with milk and sugar too.

And the LW agrees too.

[fly_ac]

Where I live I think people smoke Weetabix. ;)

[CarlMetro]

Smoked Weetabix? I like smoked ham but I'm not sure my tastes would stretch to smoked Weetabix :\

[Donney]

That would be a unique collectors unit.

[Rollo]

Must be an Aussie thing :\ You've been down there too long Rollo ;)

Nah, it's something from Buffy, The Vampire Slayer - for further information please PM Andrea.

[CarlMetro]

Oh I see............ :confused:

Who is Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

[DonnieDarco]

Nah, it's something from Buffy, The Vampire Slayer - for further information please PM Andrea.

Or me :D Andrea and I are both keen Buffy fans :D Spike also liked to add flavours to the blood, to ring the changes.

[CarlMetro]

What? :confused:

[DonnieDarco]

And while I'm at it, where is Andrea? I miss seeing her posting.

[stevie_gerrard]

i dunno, but i know ive got the LW

[schmenke]

You do?

[CarlMetro]

No stevie the proper context was 'had the LW' ;)

[schmenke]

Indeed :D

[CarlMetro]

See, I'm correct yet again :D

[schmenke]

Don't let it go to your head :p :

[CarlMetro]

Not likely, I'm so used to it now :D

[Donney]

I assume you are used to your head by now. :s hock:

[schmenke]

I'm used to the LW by now :D

[CarlMetro]

Are you used to loosing it too, because that seems to happen quite regualrly :D

[Rollo]

Hello everybody!

This post comes to you live from Wynyard Railway Station in Sydney where the good people at the railway company have just informed me that the 1:31 train which was due nearly half and hour ago has been cancelled and that the 2:01 train is running 22 minutes late.

Yay, I don't have to go back to work on time and I can blame it all on the trains because, I've made a recording of the announcements and all! :D

As you were.

[djarumdudley]

good show for putting one over on the employers. since i'm still stuck here at my job i'll take the last word as consolation.

[CarlMetro]

Well I have an important meeting at midday, so I need the LW with me :)

[DonnieDarco]

Thats a shame Carl :D

[CarlMetro]

Why is it?

[DonnieDarco]

Its a sha-aaa-me, the way you mess around with my heart :D Ok, not really, but now I have the line in my head, and will be singing it all day :D

[Donney]

Poor LW you should not have it untill you change the line in your head.

[fly_ac]

Smoked Weetabix? I like smoked ham but I'm not sure my tastes would stretch to smoked Weetabix :\

Not smoked - smoke like in :s mokin:

:D

[schmenke]

I like smoked salmon... with some sliced red onion, a few capers, a pinch of fresh dill and a light drizzle of extra virgin olive oil... :facelick:


I also like the LW :D

[DonnieDarco]

We all like that :D

[Rollo]

...a few capers, :facelick:


International Agent of Mystery and Mayhem is our Schmenke. Was it you who robbed the Orient Express?

If so, can I have silver tea service and matching cutlery set back?

[Mp3 Astra]

I'll have the train.

[CarlMetro]

I'll just stick with the LW :D

[Rollo]

Well obviously, but I'm quoting myself from three years ago aint I?


And from three years in the future as well :D

[djarumdudley]

isn't this entire thread one large dose of deja vu?

[Donney]

Good morning

:wave:

[Rollo]

Well it should be as there is only one goal; to that end, to steal the Last Word

[DonnieDarco]

And speaking of which.................. :D

[fly_ac]

Which which? :cheese:

[Donney]

that one, that one.

[CarlMetro]

Where?

[DonnieDarco]

Here, of course! :D

[CarlMetro]

Not bloody likely :eek:

[Donney]

Highly unlikely.

[stevie_gerrard]

whats that over there??

[DonnieDarco]

Its this! :D

[Donney]

Is it?

[Rollo]

Kinda sorta almost, yes yes yes, maybe possibly and what?

I'm confused now :D

[djarumdudley]

better find your way out of it, as the last word doesn't stand for those in the know.

[schmenke]

I too am confused.

[schmenke]

I too am confused.

[schmenke]

Oops, double post...
Oh well, just reinforces my claim on the LW :D

[Donney]

Morning!

[djarumdudley]

i take it all back, save for the last word.

[DonnieDarco]

My LW :D

[CarlMetro]

No it isn't :wave:

[stevie_gerrard]

Oh Yes it is!! :p :

[Donney]

It is mine.

[DonnieDarco]

It is not that which you declare :D

[schmenke]

I declare the LW! :D

[MrJan]

Better a wise enemy than a foolish friend. I read that on a calendar the other day, can't really be bothered to work out what it means properly but it sounds profound :D

[Rollo]

Fools give you reasons; wise men never try
- Some Enchanted Evening

[LeonBrooke]

Well what does that say about wise men? they're rude.

[CarlMetro]

Or perhaps that they're not as wise as we think they are ;)

[Rollo]

Wise? They don't look very wise to me! Stumbling 'round a cowshed at 3am in the morning :D

[CarlMetro]

What is Mer anyway?

[Rollo]

You mean myrrh?

Myrrh like frankincense are both resins; whose prime use happens to be in the embalming process. Then as now they're rather costly.

[LeonBrooke]

"3am in the morning"? That's redundant. Why not just "3am"? Or "3 in the morning"? :p :

[DonnieDarco]

You mean myrrh?

Myrrh like frankincense are both resins; whose prime use happens to be in the embalming process. Then as now they're rather costly.

Well then, was it really a nice gesture from the three wise men, or were they just wanting baby Jesus dead? :D

[Rollo]

Somewhat ironic doncha think?

Babies are better with Barbeque Sauce :D

[CarlMetro]

You mean myrrh?

Nope :p :

http://www.merproducts.com/carcare.htm

[Donney]

Well then, was it really a nice gesture from the three wise men, or were they just wanting baby Jesus dead? :D


Not at all my friend look at the many uses of myrrh (http://www.innvista.com/health/herbs/myrrh.htm)

[schmenke]

I don't care about myrrh or mer :hmph: ... I just want chocolate cake! :D





And the LW... :D

[harvick#1]

you can have the cake, but the LW is mine back again in it rightful spot

[Donney]

I'll go even further and I'll have the chocolate cake and the LW.

[schmenke]

You can't have your cake and the LW too... :D



Soo... I'll take the LW :D

[Donney]

Not that it is very important but the LW will be with me from now on.

[Rollo]

Not only is it not important but also not strictly true either ;)

[CarlMetro]

.........because it can't be in two places at once, and has decided it likes me the best :D

[stevie_gerrard]

im not sure about that, ever heard of aftershave? :p :

[CarlMetro]

Yep, you ever heard of soap :p :

[djarumdudley]

the last word doesn't have time for your hygienical issues so i'll have to take it.

[DonnieDarco]

And what have you never heard of? :D

[LeonBrooke]

Well if someone was able to answer that questions then they would have had to have heard of whatever it was they hadn't heard of, therefore they would have heard of it, and wouldn't never have heard of it.

[CarlMetro]

Erm................yes..................or no perhaps?

[djarumdudley]

well it's certainly possible.

[CarlMetro]

But is it probable?

[Mp3 Astra]

It's highly improbable and that's what makes it sooooo good!

[LeonBrooke]

Oh yes, especially when you experience it... it's like nothing you've ever experienced before...

[Rollo]

It's highly improbable and that's what makes it sooooo good!

Ah, an improbablity!


.........because it can't be in two places at once, and has decided it likes me the best :D

If it's infinitely improbable, then it's not impossible; therefore plausible. It therefore could pass through every conceivable and inconceivable point in the universe.

But at this exact moment in time, it's here until it isn't; and therefore won't be.

[schmenke]

Um... don't know what you're all on about, but the LW is certainly here.

[djarumdudley]

actually it's here.

[DonnieDarco]

It is here................but not with you :D

[harvick#1]

I'll take it one more time before I clock off for the night :wave:

[djarumdudley]

and that was long enough.

[Rollo]

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a night.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life :D

[LeonBrooke]

Give a man a fire and he's warm for a night.
Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life :D

Ah... what a great quote...

[Donney]

:wave:

The LW also says hello.

[DonnieDarco]

Hello :D

[CarlMetro]

Ah, what a glorious day to quit your job :D

[DonnieDarco]

You've quit? Again? :D

[CarlMetro]

Yep, sick to death of sorting out problems which other people have caused and won't own up to. This wouldn't be so bad when the customer is in England and speaks English but I'm bouncing all over Europe for days at a time :s

Plus the new job will pay me even more money :D

[DonnieDarco]

You have another job? Already? :D

[schmenke]

Carl is quick, but not quick enough when it comes to the LW :D

[LeonBrooke]

He must have had it lined up when he quit the previous one.

[DonnieDarco]

He must be a smooth talker :D

[LeonBrooke]

Yes, must be... well, congratulations to him.

[djarumdudley]

last word before work.

[Mp3 Astra]

I'm interested about this new job, Carl. More sitting about in the garden watching the cricket like last summer? :D

[CarlMetro]

You have another job? Already? :D

Always make sure that you have another before quitting otherwise the savings can diminish very rapidly :eek:

Mp3, yeah plenty of sitting in the garden watching the cricket and making sure even if I'm out at work, that I'm home intime for Deal or No Deal ;)

[LeonBrooke]

Always make sure that you have another before quitting otherwise the savings can diminish very rapidly :eek:

Mp3, yeah plenty of sitting in the garden watching the cricket and making sure even if I'm out at work, that I'm home intime for Deal or No Deal ;)

Why watch that show? Have you swallowed poison? There are easier ways to induce vomiting you know :p :

[CarlMetro]

I like Deal or No Deal :p :

[Rollo]

I think that the UK should stop producing idiotic game shows on the basis that it infects the rest of the world's television. Australian TV has Big Brother, Deal or No Deal and even more worrying Quizmania now! :eek:

I know that I live in a nation of ne'er do wells and convicts but surely this is cruel and unusual punishement and contravenes the Geneva Convention on Human Rights issues.

[DonnieDarco]

Serves them right, I say :D

[Rollo]

Oh tish.

If there was a war going on, ITV would be before a judge in The Hauge.

[DonnieDarco]

What would be the charge?

[CarlMetro]

Nothing, it's on Channel 4 so it's free :p :

[fly_ac]

Yeh like the LW, it's free.

[CarlMetro]

........apart from when I capture it, like now :D

[fly_ac]

Nah I have. :arrows:

[Donney]

It doesn't cost me a penny to have the LW you know?

[fly_ac]

I knew it, the LW is FREEEEE. :)

[stevie_gerrard]

yeh, free to do what it wants thank you :p :

[fly_ac]

like you said. :cheese:

[schmenke]

Said what? ;)

[Donney]

He said the LW is mine.

[fly_ac]

No the LW is free. :cheese:

[Donney]

So it is mine without charge? Excellent.

[NoahsGirl]

My LW, for a long time - we have some catching up to do

[djarumdudley]

hope that amount of time was sufficient.

[NoahsGirl]

Not at all, we've only just started to catch up

[Donney]

Hello NG :wave: it's been a while!


But the LW is mine now.

[CarlMetro]

Was yours, not now though :D

[LeonBrooke]

Not yours either :p :

[CarlMetro]

'tis :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Hey NG! I see five red crosses under your name!

[LeonBrooke]

???

[DonnieDarco]

Underneath her name I see BTCC Fantasy Champion, and then underneath that I can see 5 boxes, each one with a little red x in the middle.

[LeonBrooke]

I see her name, and BTCC Fantasy Champion, but no boxes or red crosses... which of us is going mad? ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Well, its not me! They are really there, honest!

[LeonBrooke]

Do the boxes and crosses tell you anything? ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Shut it you, I am not crazy :D

[XSARA]

Shut it you, I am not crazy :D

It's your browser's Java settings Donnie. If some settings are disabled, it wont show the stuff in the boxes properly.

Alright, just confirming you're not crazy...you can have your last word back now :)

[CarlMetro]

just confirming you're not crazy...

We need a bit more convincing than that :p :

[Rollo]

Ms Darco is definitely not crazy.















In her spare time she's a staple remover and she happens to think that cement is interesting, so this would in fact make her stark raving mad :D

[djarumdudley]

quite a reasonable deduction!

[DonnieDarco]

I like the way it sets so quickly!! Whats wrong with that :D

[CarlMetro]

'The prosecution rest M'lud, we think that the evidence speaks for itself' :p :

[djarumdudley]

you'll need to build a new case as exibit 'a', the last word, is no longer admissible for you.

[CarlMetro]

Have you been fiddling with my evidence? :s ailor:

[DonnieDarco]

No fiddling allowed!!!

Oh, and I must just say thanks to Xsara :D

[CarlMetro]

Why, did she just open your cell door? :p :

[DonnieDarco]

She believes in me!! :D

[CarlMetro]

Even loonies have followers :D

[Donney]

I have another problem I see nothing under NG's name.... :confused:

I think the LW will help with that.

[fly_ac]

Yes, the LW can help, but it is busy at the moment. :D

[CarlMetro]

Yep, it sure is :D

[fly_ac]

No not really, I have it all tucked in for it's nap. :cheese: