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Donney
2nd October 2013, 19:40
The LW would like to make clear that it is always with me.

djarumdudley
2nd October 2013, 21:28
That claim has been rejected.

555-04Q2
3rd October 2013, 08:47
And rejected again to return to me

Donney
3rd October 2013, 19:40
No, not to you...

djarumdudley
4th October 2013, 03:10
Yes to me.

555-04Q2
4th October 2013, 09:28
No to me.

djarumdudley
4th October 2013, 19:36
And now back to me.

schmenke
7th October 2013, 20:04
This is not a yo-yo. The LW is not amused.

Donney
7th October 2013, 20:43
No it is not, that's why it is with me.

djarumdudley
7th October 2013, 21:10
Amusement is believing the last word is with anyone but me.

schmenke
7th October 2013, 23:08
The LW finds that amusing. But seriously, the LW is with me.

djarumdudley
8th October 2013, 06:33
The last word begs to differ.

555-04Q2
8th October 2013, 13:41
It differs with you

djarumdudley
8th October 2013, 18:55
But its still very much with me.

Donney
8th October 2013, 19:52
Unless it is with me.

schmenke
8th October 2013, 20:05
Which it is not.

djarumdudley
8th October 2013, 21:30
Because it's with me.

anfield5
8th October 2013, 21:48
What is with you?

djarumdudley
9th October 2013, 06:53
The last word.

555-04Q2
9th October 2013, 07:54
Nah, it's always with me chaps

djarumdudley
9th October 2013, 09:51
Except for the time it's with me, which is always.

555-04Q2
9th October 2013, 10:20
The only thing that is always with you is that you are always wrong as the LW is right here with me always

djarumdudley
9th October 2013, 17:04
Your always is not the same as mine.

schmenke
9th October 2013, 18:30
My always is always correct, as in the LW is always with me.

djarumdudley
10th October 2013, 06:38
More like was with you.

555-04Q2
10th October 2013, 10:11
To come be with me that is

djarumdudley
10th October 2013, 18:44
Only to return to me.

Donney
10th October 2013, 18:46
Return? How come if you never had it?

555-04Q2
11th October 2013, 08:53
Exactly, its always with me never with any of you

djarumdudley
11th October 2013, 15:03
Except right now.

555-04Q2
11th October 2013, 16:06
In your dreams alone maybe but not in reality

schmenke
11th October 2013, 17:25
The LW always dreams of me (in my speedo).

djarumdudley
11th October 2013, 21:45
The last word has no interest in that image

555-04Q2
12th October 2013, 10:08
That's why it's here with me, fully clothed just the way it likes it

djarumdudley
12th October 2013, 11:21
The last word prefers being with me.

555-04Q2
14th October 2013, 13:35
Not with the granny undies you wear on the outside of your pants, it's most definitely with me

Donney
14th October 2013, 18:39
I am taking the LW to the ER after picturing schemenke in his speedo...

555-04Q2
15th October 2013, 08:03
The LW can stomach anything, even a dodgy schmenke in a speedo, it remains with me by the poolside, chilling...

Donney
15th October 2013, 19:04
No it doesn't and not in a speedo.

555-04Q2
16th October 2013, 12:53
The fact it is here with me proves your theory is incorrect and you are still alone

Donney
16th October 2013, 19:41
It is not a theaory but a fact that I have the LW

djarumdudley
17th October 2013, 07:49
A disproven fact.

555-04Q2
17th October 2013, 08:57
I disprove you all all the time, the LW is most definitely factually mine

djarumdudley
17th October 2013, 09:29
Yet again your facts haven't been checked.

555-04Q2
17th October 2013, 11:25
Yes they have been, by none other than my good friend the LW

djarumdudley
17th October 2013, 16:47
and those facts show the last word with me.

schmenke
17th October 2013, 16:49
Those facts come from a questionable source.

djarumdudley
17th October 2013, 19:15
There's nothing questionable about me having the last word.

Donney
17th October 2013, 19:34
I question your judgement since the LW is typing this with me.

djarumdudley
18th October 2013, 07:18
These keystrokes indicate its new home.

555-04Q2
18th October 2013, 08:22
...in that you are giving it directions to come back to me

djarumdudley
18th October 2013, 08:57
with final direction to remain with me

555-04Q2
18th October 2013, 15:21
The LW doesn't do detours, it will arrive at my destination

djarumdudley
18th October 2013, 21:51
Except that destination is blocked off

555-04Q2
21st October 2013, 09:17
Only to be reopened at the LW's insistance

djarumdudley
21st October 2013, 09:41
The only insistence the last word has is to be with me.

555-04Q2
21st October 2013, 13:08
I think you meant to say with me...

djarumdudley
21st October 2013, 16:45
No, I meant what I said.

Donney
21st October 2013, 20:47
And you were impossibly wrong!!!!

djarumdudley
22nd October 2013, 01:21
Not when the last word is right here with me.

555-04Q2
22nd October 2013, 08:59
In that case you are definitely wrong as it resides with me at 105 Chilling Out Street, Heavens Gate, 0000...

djarumdudley
22nd October 2013, 23:35
Seeing as you've lost your lease the last word has returned to me.

anfield5
23rd October 2013, 03:47
Zyrian (the last word in my Collins Dictionary!)

djarumdudley
23rd October 2013, 04:57
Zzyzx, the last word in anything

anfield5
23rd October 2013, 05:10
apart from Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

djarumdudley
23rd October 2013, 05:59
back to me

Rollo
23rd October 2013, 06:28
That's not gone well.

555-04Q2
23rd October 2013, 08:36
Z.

djarumdudley
23rd October 2013, 13:51
last word

555-04Q2
23rd October 2013, 14:21
No, LW...

djarumdudley
23rd October 2013, 15:53
Yes, my last word.

Donney
23rd October 2013, 21:21
Which is not THE LW.

djarumdudley
23rd October 2013, 23:20
It is right now.

Rollo
24th October 2013, 02:11
In the beginning there was no news...
And no news is good news...
So why do we need news at all?

WE WANT OLDS.

djarumdudley
24th October 2013, 03:05
That was a nice cameo, but i'll have the last word again.

Rollo
24th October 2013, 04:13
Everyone can relax, for I have arrived.

djarumdudley
24th October 2013, 04:58
Sadly your arrival comes with the loss of the last word.

555-04Q2
24th October 2013, 07:47
Cameo's, insistence, claims, lies damn lies......the fact is the LW is mine all mine, always.

djarumdudley
24th October 2013, 15:16
Except now.

Donney
24th October 2013, 19:16
Allow me to interrupt this nonsense, the LW is mine.

djarumdudley
25th October 2013, 07:08
Allow me to interrupt your having of the last word.

555-04Q2
25th October 2013, 08:26
So that I may once again claim the LW.

djarumdudley
25th October 2013, 09:32
Until I take it back.

555-04Q2
25th October 2013, 11:07
Fail. The LW remains with me.

djarumdudley
25th October 2013, 18:36
The last word has yet again returned to it's rightful place.

555-04Q2
28th October 2013, 09:51
...to be at my side...

djarumdudley
28th October 2013, 12:32
For what was a temporary basis.

555-04Q2
28th October 2013, 13:29
Not any more.

schmenke
28th October 2013, 17:37
Another interruption, and another LW... for me :D

djarumdudley
28th October 2013, 18:26
And another lost one for you.

555-04Q2
29th October 2013, 07:39
...and for you too...

djarumdudley
29th October 2013, 08:49
...the last word is mine

555-04Q2
29th October 2013, 13:21
...only in your dreams, in reality however, it is very much mine.

schmenke
29th October 2013, 15:35
You, 555, live in a different reality.

djarumdudley
29th October 2013, 17:46
I'll be here in the last word's reality.

Donney
29th October 2013, 19:34
Enough games for you people, the LW is back to me, its rightful owner. Normal service has been resumed.

djarumdudley
29th October 2013, 20:20
Your holding of the last word is experiencing technical difficulties.

555-04Q2
30th October 2013, 07:35
Normal service is the LW pandering to my every whim right this moment, and there are no technical difficulties when I'm around, it is mine again for sure.

djarumdudley
30th October 2013, 08:07
For a short span of time until returning to me.

555-04Q2
30th October 2013, 08:53
A short span, exactly your time spent with the LW as it returns to its real home for good.

schmenke
30th October 2013, 15:31
...with me.

555-04Q2
30th October 2013, 16:08
...no I insist with me...

djarumdudley
30th October 2013, 16:32
No, it's with me.

555-04Q2
30th October 2013, 16:36
No it's definitely with me you poor mistaken soul.

djarumdudley
30th October 2013, 20:11
That's not accurate.

555-04Q2
31st October 2013, 07:03
The LW asks in what way as it sits next to me now.

djarumdudley
31st October 2013, 08:22
hope you have the answer, because I have the last word.

555-04Q2
31st October 2013, 11:17
More like a question than an answer cause its indeed with me.

schmenke
31st October 2013, 15:26
You can all go post your questions in that other thread while I enjoy some quality time the LW.

555-04Q2
31st October 2013, 16:04
Yet another poor poor confused soul who cannot fathom that the LW is not only with me, but it is mine as well.

djarumdudley
1st November 2013, 09:46
Neither of those statements are near accurate.

555-04Q2
1st November 2013, 10:06
Not according to my good neighbour, the LW.

djarumdudley
2nd November 2013, 18:29
Which is residing with me.

555-04Q2
4th November 2013, 07:29
Not from where I'm standing it's not!

djarumdudley
4th November 2013, 08:17
Which is far from the last word.

555-04Q2
4th November 2013, 08:18
If right next to me is your idea of far away so be it!

djarumdudley
4th November 2013, 09:56
Even next to you, the last word is with me.

555-04Q2
4th November 2013, 10:25
Next to me, next to you, its all the same to me when the LW and I are always as one, never apart

djarumdudley
4th November 2013, 21:45
Except, as always, when its with me.

555-04Q2
5th November 2013, 07:23
You are entitled to be wrong, the LW sends greetings.

djarumdudley
5th November 2013, 17:40
The only thing I'm entitled to is the last word.

schmenke
5th November 2013, 18:42
You may be entitled to brief visits with the LW, but its permanent place is with me.

djarumdudley
5th November 2013, 23:47
Permanently gone from you it is.

555-04Q2
6th November 2013, 07:06
And stuck with me as always.

djarumdudley
6th November 2013, 08:56
Until removed and brought back to me.

555-04Q2
6th November 2013, 09:07
No, no, it's always with me.

djarumdudley
6th November 2013, 09:56
Except for now and the future.

555-04Q2
6th November 2013, 09:58
Nice try Marty McFly, the future is clear, the LW will be with me.

djarumdudley
6th November 2013, 18:02
The only clear thing is the present in which I hold the last word.

555-04Q2
7th November 2013, 06:45
Only for it to slip from your grasp into mine again.

djarumdudley
7th November 2013, 07:58
And return again to me.

555-04Q2
7th November 2013, 08:02
You may want to check your information source as the LW is clearly with me.

djarumdudley
7th November 2013, 10:38
My informant is the last word.

555-04Q2
7th November 2013, 10:50
That's impossible as the LW resides with me.

djarumdudley
7th November 2013, 18:03
You obviously have an impostor as the true last word remains here.

schmenke
7th November 2013, 22:24
There are many clever knock-off LWs around, but rest assured the original is with me.

djarumdudley
8th November 2013, 02:59
Knock-off or real, if it's a last word I have it.

555-04Q2
8th November 2013, 07:28
tsk, tsk, no you don't, stand in line behind me.

djarumdudley
8th November 2013, 08:51
And i shall now cut your place.

555-04Q2
8th November 2013, 09:06
The LW would not allow line jumping, to the back with you, the LW is mine.

djarumdudley
8th November 2013, 22:11
The last word has taken to the back of the line with me.

555-04Q2
11th November 2013, 07:24
Unlikely as we are finished with the line and are now on our way to the club, the LW dances with me and me alone.

djarumdudley
11th November 2013, 15:28
The last word has had enough of the ngihtlife.

555-04Q2
12th November 2013, 08:06
With the disco lights it's like daytime here, the LW sends you greetings and a few fancy dance steps too.

schmenke
14th November 2013, 21:57
The LW feels embarrassed to be dancing with you so it's returned to me.

anfield5
15th November 2013, 01:01
I though I had it

djarumdudley
15th November 2013, 04:59
You we're and remain incorrect.

555-04Q2
15th November 2013, 07:07
You are all incorrect as I dance just fine and the LW dances with me tonight.

djarumdudley
15th November 2013, 08:15
Let me cut in then.

555-04Q2
15th November 2013, 08:56
The LW doesn't do cut in's, sorry for you.

djarumdudley
15th November 2013, 16:50
As a cut in is temporary, I'll just have the last word on a more permanent basis then.

schmenke
15th November 2013, 18:02
The LW is tired of you stepping on its toes so it has returned to my comfort.

djarumdudley
16th November 2013, 07:15
The last word finds your comfort inhospitable.

555-04Q2
18th November 2013, 07:46
Which is why it loves my company and my dance moves.

djarumdudley
18th November 2013, 21:32
The last word has no need for dancing so it shall remain with me.

555-04Q2
19th November 2013, 08:13
You'll have to fly over here as the LW can't hear you from so far away being as it is by my side again.

djarumdudley
19th November 2013, 16:51
The last word had roundtrip airfare.

schmenke
19th November 2013, 17:07
The LW has re-routed to come staty with me.

djarumdudley
19th November 2013, 19:29
As the last word doesn't know what start is, it remains with me.

555-04Q2
20th November 2013, 12:32
Actually it is finished with you and only just starting with me.

schmenke
20th November 2013, 16:50
The LW realizes its mistake and has promptly returned to me.

djarumdudley
20th November 2013, 18:00
And just as promptly left.

555-04Q2
21st November 2013, 08:06
To once again have a good time at my side, the party is in full swing now.

djarumdudley
21st November 2013, 08:59
It will need to continue minus the last word.

555-04Q2
21st November 2013, 09:16
The LW invites you rather to join us.

djarumdudley
21st November 2013, 16:17
I'll accept the last words invitation to have it.

schmenke
21st November 2013, 16:26
The LW feels lonley without me.

djarumdudley
21st November 2013, 17:04
You must mean the other way around.

555-04Q2
22nd November 2013, 06:55
No he actually meant it is lonely without my company hence it's return.

djarumdudley
22nd November 2013, 08:28
Yes, it's return to me.

555-04Q2
22nd November 2013, 09:57
In your dreams the reality is it is with me.

djarumdudley
22nd November 2013, 10:15
Your reality is warped

555-04Q2
22nd November 2013, 12:11
Warped to reality that is, your dream world is confusing you, the LW resides with me.

djarumdudley
23rd November 2013, 00:05
and left your residency one more time.

555-04Q2
25th November 2013, 05:49
to join me at my holiday house by the sea.

djarumdudley
25th November 2013, 10:54
The last word prefers my urban locale.

555-04Q2
25th November 2013, 11:48
More like urban decay, the LW prefers my seaside paradise.

djarumdudley
25th November 2013, 19:25
Here's more proof that's not accurate.

555-04Q2
26th November 2013, 07:57
Accurate is my middle name, the LW sends greetings while wearing schmenke's red speedo.

djarumdudley
26th November 2013, 09:36
The last word has no want for wearing a poor choice in bathing gear.

555-04Q2
26th November 2013, 12:52
From where I'm siting, I beg to differ.

schmenke
26th November 2013, 16:04
The speedo is packed away for the next few months but the LW is with me.

djarumdudley
26th November 2013, 17:26
The last word has packed it's stuff and returned to me.

Donney
26th November 2013, 20:20
For some reason you all thought the LW was with you all this time I was away.... Poor you!

djarumdudley
27th November 2013, 05:37
You mean poor you without the last word yet again.

555-04Q2
27th November 2013, 05:51
The LW never packs its speedo away, never packs its bags, never travels as it is always with me.

djarumdudley
27th November 2013, 08:16
Except when it's with me.

555-04Q2
27th November 2013, 08:29
Which never happens as it is actually always with me 24/7/365.

djarumdudley
27th November 2013, 16:39
More inaccuracies.

555-04Q2
28th November 2013, 14:24
Mere minor nuisances erased by the pleasure of having the LW by my side.

schmenke
28th November 2013, 16:03
The LW is not amused being by your side. It prefers the pleasure of my company, and never tires of it.

555-04Q2
29th November 2013, 10:40
Until now that is, as it is with me.

djarumdudley
29th November 2013, 18:57
All the more pleasure for me to swipe it from you.

555-04Q2
2nd December 2013, 06:06
You can try and swipe, duck n dive, roll over and play dead, but the fact remains that after all that effort, the LW is still mine.

djarumdudley
2nd December 2013, 13:48
That was a long explanation with no last word.

555-04Q2
2nd December 2013, 15:36
Check again, it's definitely with me.

djarumdudley
2nd December 2013, 18:24
I did and it's not.

555-04Q2
3rd December 2013, 06:44
You need glasses my friend.

djarumdudley
3rd December 2013, 07:59
The last word will do the seeing for me.

555-04Q2
3rd December 2013, 08:33
How can that be when it is with me.

djarumdudley
3rd December 2013, 15:49
Rhyming will do nothing for you to keep the last word.

schmenke
3rd December 2013, 16:52
All attempts to keep the LW are futile. It has declared permanent residency with me.

djarumdudley
3rd December 2013, 20:32
The paperwork didn't go through, so it has come back to me.

555-04Q2
4th December 2013, 12:03
Wrong address, it resides with me, please forward outstanding mail.

schmenke
4th December 2013, 16:12
Its permanent residency application has just been approved, so the LW has returned to live an enjoyable life with me.

djarumdudley
4th December 2013, 20:34
Apparently you meant the application I submitted.

555-04Q2
5th December 2013, 10:22
You all obviously put my address down on your application forms by mistake as it is with me.

schmenke
5th December 2013, 15:55
You misread the paperwork 555. That address is from where the LW fled. Rest assured it is comfortable here with me.

djarumdudley
5th December 2013, 20:52
That is most assuredly incorrect.

555-04Q2
6th December 2013, 15:08
Incorrect is the only thing correct about you lot, it resides with me.

djarumdudley
6th December 2013, 16:54
The last word has moved on from you once again.

schmenke
11th December 2013, 15:45
The LW feels like a trampoline with all this bouncing around, so it has declared permanent residency with me.

djarumdudley
11th December 2013, 18:39
The last word remains a traveling one s it has returned to me.

schmenke
12th December 2013, 16:10
The LW has given up on the nomadic life and has returned to me permanently.

djarumdudley
12th December 2013, 18:18
It was a brief period of rest for the last word.

Corvettian
15th December 2013, 21:06
I've just stolen the last word and am currently heading for the Mexican border with it. Catch me if you can!

djarumdudley
16th December 2013, 06:38
The last word has been reclaimed to it's rightful place with me.

Corvettian
16th December 2013, 12:47
You'll have to do better than that.

schmenke
16th December 2013, 16:05
The LW does not enjoy being on the lam so it has returned to safety with me.

djarumdudley
16th December 2013, 17:58
The last word scoffs at your notion of safety.

Corvettian
16th December 2013, 18:40
Not so fast, amigos. The last word is mine once again! :bandit:

djarumdudley
16th December 2013, 19:25
Was yours you mean.

Corvettian
19th December 2013, 19:32
The last word has kindly agreed to help me celebrate reaching 100 posts.

djarumdudley
20th December 2013, 11:23
Enough celebrating with you. It's my turn.

Corvettian
20th December 2013, 21:41
You're welcome to it... for the time being.

djarumdudley
21st December 2013, 17:36
I wasn't done.

D-Type
5th January 2014, 23:26
Why not?

djarumdudley
6th January 2014, 11:38
Because the last word prefers it here.

schmenke
6th January 2014, 23:50
I'm not so sure...

djarumdudley
7th January 2014, 03:52
Rest assured, I'm sure.

schmenke
30th January 2014, 17:29
The LW is currently with me, attending a very important conference at the ministry of silly walks.

djarumdudley
31st January 2014, 15:12
The last word has tired of walking.

schmenke
4th February 2014, 20:22
The LW never tires when it's with me.

djarumdudley
5th February 2014, 20:30
Until now

schmenke
12th February 2014, 20:17
The LW and I are returning to a pet store to discuss a dead parrot.

djarumdudley
13th February 2014, 03:38
The last word is simply returning to me.

schmenke
13th February 2014, 15:53
Briefly...

djarumdudley
14th February 2014, 14:22
With you.

schmenke
19th February 2014, 18:48
Yes, the LW is with me.

D-Type
19th February 2014, 22:56
No, my wife has it stashed somewhere (ready for the next argument)

djarumdudley
19th February 2014, 23:31
The last word has escaped from your wife's stow.

schmenke
20th February 2014, 00:11
Is this the right room for an argument?

djarumdudley
22nd February 2014, 03:46
No it's not.

schmenke
22nd February 2014, 17:39
Ah, but it's the right room for the LW.

djarumdudley
22nd February 2014, 21:45
and this is the right post for the last word.

schmenke
28th February 2014, 16:17
No, you are very much mistaken.

djarumdudley
2nd March 2014, 14:33
Seems correct to me.

Donney
13th March 2014, 17:40
To me it does not.

djarumdudley
13th March 2014, 19:32
Look again.

Donney
18th March 2014, 19:30
Lookiiiing...

Yep it is still incorrect. The LW is mine.