The Last Word

[Donney]

The LW would like to make clear that it is always with me.

[djarumdudley]

That claim has been rejected.

[555-04Q2]

And rejected again to return to me

[Donney]

No, not to you...

[djarumdudley]

Yes to me.

[555-04Q2]

No to me.

[djarumdudley]

And now back to me.

[schmenke]

This is not a yo-yo. The LW is not amused.

[Donney]

No it is not, that's why it is with me.

[djarumdudley]

Amusement is believing the last word is with anyone but me.

[schmenke]

The LW finds that amusing. But seriously, the LW is with me.

[djarumdudley]

The last word begs to differ.

[555-04Q2]

It differs with you

[djarumdudley]

But its still very much with me.

[Donney]

Unless it is with me.

[schmenke]

Which it is not.

[djarumdudley]

Because it's with me.

[anfield5]

What is with you?

[djarumdudley]

The last word.

[555-04Q2]

Nah, it's always with me chaps

[djarumdudley]

Except for the time it's with me, which is always.

[555-04Q2]

The only thing that is always with you is that you are always wrong as the LW is right here with me always

[djarumdudley]

Your always is not the same as mine.

[schmenke]

My always is always correct, as in the LW is always with me.

[djarumdudley]

More like was with you.

[555-04Q2]

To come be with me that is

[djarumdudley]

Only to return to me.

[Donney]

Return? How come if you never had it?

[555-04Q2]

Exactly, its always with me never with any of you

[djarumdudley]

Except right now.

[555-04Q2]

In your dreams alone maybe but not in reality

[schmenke]

The LW always dreams of me (in my speedo).

[djarumdudley]

The last word has no interest in that image

[555-04Q2]

That's why it's here with me, fully clothed just the way it likes it

[djarumdudley]

The last word prefers being with me.

[555-04Q2]

Not with the granny undies you wear on the outside of your pants, it's most definitely with me

[Donney]

I am taking the LW to the ER after picturing schemenke in his speedo...

[555-04Q2]

The LW can stomach anything, even a dodgy schmenke in a speedo, it remains with me by the poolside, chilling...

[Donney]

No it doesn't and not in a speedo.

[555-04Q2]

The fact it is here with me proves your theory is incorrect and you are still alone

[Donney]

It is not a theaory but a fact that I have the LW

[djarumdudley]

A disproven fact.

[555-04Q2]

I disprove you all all the time, the LW is most definitely factually mine

[djarumdudley]

Yet again your facts haven't been checked.

[555-04Q2]

Yes they have been, by none other than my good friend the LW

[djarumdudley]

and those facts show the last word with me.

[schmenke]

Those facts come from a questionable source.

[djarumdudley]

There's nothing questionable about me having the last word.

[Donney]

I question your judgement since the LW is typing this with me.

[djarumdudley]

These keystrokes indicate its new home.

[555-04Q2]

...in that you are giving it directions to come back to me

[djarumdudley]

with final direction to remain with me

[555-04Q2]

The LW doesn't do detours, it will arrive at my destination

[djarumdudley]

Except that destination is blocked off

[555-04Q2]

Only to be reopened at the LW's insistance

[djarumdudley]

The only insistence the last word has is to be with me.

[555-04Q2]

I think you meant to say with me...

[djarumdudley]

No, I meant what I said.

[Donney]

And you were impossibly wrong!!!!

[djarumdudley]

Not when the last word is right here with me.

[555-04Q2]

In that case you are definitely wrong as it resides with me at 105 Chilling Out Street, Heavens Gate, 0000...

[djarumdudley]

Seeing as you've lost your lease the last word has returned to me.

[anfield5]

Zyrian (the last word in my Collins Dictionary!)

[djarumdudley]

Zzyzx, the last word in anything

[anfield5]

apart from Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[djarumdudley]

back to me

[Rollo]

That's not gone well.

[555-04Q2]

Z.

[djarumdudley]

last word

[555-04Q2]

No, LW...

[djarumdudley]

Yes, my last word.

[Donney]

Which is not THE LW.

[djarumdudley]

It is right now.

[Rollo]

In the beginning there was no news...
And no news is good news...
So why do we need news at all?

WE WANT OLDS.

[djarumdudley]

That was a nice cameo, but i'll have the last word again.

[Rollo]

Everyone can relax, for I have arrived.

[djarumdudley]

Sadly your arrival comes with the loss of the last word.

[555-04Q2]

Cameo's, insistence, claims, lies damn lies......the fact is the LW is mine all mine, always.

[djarumdudley]

Except now.

[Donney]

Allow me to interrupt this nonsense, the LW is mine.

[djarumdudley]

Allow me to interrupt your having of the last word.

[555-04Q2]

So that I may once again claim the LW.

[djarumdudley]

Until I take it back.

[555-04Q2]

Fail. The LW remains with me.

[djarumdudley]

The last word has yet again returned to it's rightful place.

[555-04Q2]

...to be at my side...

[djarumdudley]

For what was a temporary basis.

[555-04Q2]

Not any more.

[schmenke]

Another interruption, and another LW... for me :D

[djarumdudley]

And another lost one for you.

[555-04Q2]

...and for you too...

[djarumdudley]

...the last word is mine

[555-04Q2]

...only in your dreams, in reality however, it is very much mine.

[schmenke]

You, 555, live in a different reality.

[djarumdudley]

I'll be here in the last word's reality.

[Donney]

Enough games for you people, the LW is back to me, its rightful owner. Normal service has been resumed.

[djarumdudley]

Your holding of the last word is experiencing technical difficulties.

[555-04Q2]

Normal service is the LW pandering to my every whim right this moment, and there are no technical difficulties when I'm around, it is mine again for sure.

[djarumdudley]

For a short span of time until returning to me.

[555-04Q2]

A short span, exactly your time spent with the LW as it returns to its real home for good.

[schmenke]

...with me.

[555-04Q2]

...no I insist with me...

[djarumdudley]

No, it's with me.

[555-04Q2]

No it's definitely with me you poor mistaken soul.

[djarumdudley]

That's not accurate.

[555-04Q2]

The LW asks in what way as it sits next to me now.

[djarumdudley]

hope you have the answer, because I have the last word.

[555-04Q2]

More like a question than an answer cause its indeed with me.

[schmenke]

You can all go post your questions in that other thread while I enjoy some quality time the LW.

[555-04Q2]

Yet another poor poor confused soul who cannot fathom that the LW is not only with me, but it is mine as well.

[djarumdudley]

Neither of those statements are near accurate.

[555-04Q2]

Not according to my good neighbour, the LW.

[djarumdudley]

Which is residing with me.

[555-04Q2]

Not from where I'm standing it's not!

[djarumdudley]

Which is far from the last word.

[555-04Q2]

If right next to me is your idea of far away so be it!

[djarumdudley]

Even next to you, the last word is with me.

[555-04Q2]

Next to me, next to you, its all the same to me when the LW and I are always as one, never apart

[djarumdudley]

Except, as always, when its with me.

[555-04Q2]

You are entitled to be wrong, the LW sends greetings.

[djarumdudley]

The only thing I'm entitled to is the last word.

[schmenke]

You may be entitled to brief visits with the LW, but its permanent place is with me.

[djarumdudley]

Permanently gone from you it is.

[555-04Q2]

And stuck with me as always.

[djarumdudley]

Until removed and brought back to me.

[555-04Q2]

No, no, it's always with me.

[djarumdudley]

Except for now and the future.

[555-04Q2]

Nice try Marty McFly, the future is clear, the LW will be with me.

[djarumdudley]

The only clear thing is the present in which I hold the last word.

[555-04Q2]

Only for it to slip from your grasp into mine again.

[djarumdudley]

And return again to me.

[555-04Q2]

You may want to check your information source as the LW is clearly with me.

[djarumdudley]

My informant is the last word.

[555-04Q2]

That's impossible as the LW resides with me.

[djarumdudley]

You obviously have an impostor as the true last word remains here.

[schmenke]

There are many clever knock-off LWs around, but rest assured the original is with me.

[djarumdudley]

Knock-off or real, if it's a last word I have it.

[555-04Q2]

tsk, tsk, no you don't, stand in line behind me.

[djarumdudley]

And i shall now cut your place.

[555-04Q2]

The LW would not allow line jumping, to the back with you, the LW is mine.

[djarumdudley]

The last word has taken to the back of the line with me.

[555-04Q2]

Unlikely as we are finished with the line and are now on our way to the club, the LW dances with me and me alone.

[djarumdudley]

The last word has had enough of the ngihtlife.

[555-04Q2]

With the disco lights it's like daytime here, the LW sends you greetings and a few fancy dance steps too.

[schmenke]

The LW feels embarrassed to be dancing with you so it's returned to me.

[anfield5]

I though I had it

[djarumdudley]

You we're and remain incorrect.

[555-04Q2]

You are all incorrect as I dance just fine and the LW dances with me tonight.

[djarumdudley]

Let me cut in then.

[555-04Q2]

The LW doesn't do cut in's, sorry for you.

[djarumdudley]

As a cut in is temporary, I'll just have the last word on a more permanent basis then.

[schmenke]

The LW is tired of you stepping on its toes so it has returned to my comfort.

[djarumdudley]

The last word finds your comfort inhospitable.

[555-04Q2]

Which is why it loves my company and my dance moves.

[djarumdudley]

The last word has no need for dancing so it shall remain with me.

[555-04Q2]

You'll have to fly over here as the LW can't hear you from so far away being as it is by my side again.

[djarumdudley]

The last word had roundtrip airfare.

[schmenke]

The LW has re-routed to come staty with me.

[djarumdudley]

As the last word doesn't know what start is, it remains with me.

[555-04Q2]

Actually it is finished with you and only just starting with me.

[schmenke]

The LW realizes its mistake and has promptly returned to me.

[djarumdudley]

And just as promptly left.

[555-04Q2]

To once again have a good time at my side, the party is in full swing now.

[djarumdudley]

It will need to continue minus the last word.

[555-04Q2]

The LW invites you rather to join us.

[djarumdudley]

I'll accept the last words invitation to have it.

[schmenke]

The LW feels lonley without me.

[djarumdudley]

You must mean the other way around.

[555-04Q2]

No he actually meant it is lonely without my company hence it's return.

[djarumdudley]

Yes, it's return to me.

[555-04Q2]

In your dreams the reality is it is with me.

[djarumdudley]

Your reality is warped

[555-04Q2]

Warped to reality that is, your dream world is confusing you, the LW resides with me.

[djarumdudley]

and left your residency one more time.

[555-04Q2]

to join me at my holiday house by the sea.

[djarumdudley]

The last word prefers my urban locale.

[555-04Q2]

More like urban decay, the LW prefers my seaside paradise.

[djarumdudley]

Here's more proof that's not accurate.

[555-04Q2]

Accurate is my middle name, the LW sends greetings while wearing schmenke's red speedo.

[djarumdudley]

The last word has no want for wearing a poor choice in bathing gear.

[555-04Q2]

From where I'm siting, I beg to differ.

[schmenke]

The speedo is packed away for the next few months but the LW is with me.

[djarumdudley]

The last word has packed it's stuff and returned to me.

[Donney]

For some reason you all thought the LW was with you all this time I was away.... Poor you!

[djarumdudley]

You mean poor you without the last word yet again.

[555-04Q2]

The LW never packs its speedo away, never packs its bags, never travels as it is always with me.

[djarumdudley]

Except when it's with me.

[555-04Q2]

Which never happens as it is actually always with me 24/7/365.

[djarumdudley]

More inaccuracies.

[555-04Q2]

Mere minor nuisances erased by the pleasure of having the LW by my side.

[schmenke]

The LW is not amused being by your side. It prefers the pleasure of my company, and never tires of it.

[555-04Q2]

Until now that is, as it is with me.

[djarumdudley]

All the more pleasure for me to swipe it from you.

[555-04Q2]

You can try and swipe, duck n dive, roll over and play dead, but the fact remains that after all that effort, the LW is still mine.

[djarumdudley]

That was a long explanation with no last word.

[555-04Q2]

Check again, it's definitely with me.

[djarumdudley]

I did and it's not.

[555-04Q2]

You need glasses my friend.

[djarumdudley]

The last word will do the seeing for me.

[555-04Q2]

How can that be when it is with me.

[djarumdudley]

Rhyming will do nothing for you to keep the last word.

[schmenke]

All attempts to keep the LW are futile. It has declared permanent residency with me.

[djarumdudley]

The paperwork didn't go through, so it has come back to me.

[555-04Q2]

Wrong address, it resides with me, please forward outstanding mail.

[schmenke]

Its permanent residency application has just been approved, so the LW has returned to live an enjoyable life with me.

[djarumdudley]

Apparently you meant the application I submitted.

[555-04Q2]

You all obviously put my address down on your application forms by mistake as it is with me.

[schmenke]

You misread the paperwork 555. That address is from where the LW fled. Rest assured it is comfortable here with me.

[djarumdudley]

That is most assuredly incorrect.

[555-04Q2]

Incorrect is the only thing correct about you lot, it resides with me.

[djarumdudley]

The last word has moved on from you once again.

[schmenke]

The LW feels like a trampoline with all this bouncing around, so it has declared permanent residency with me.

[djarumdudley]

The last word remains a traveling one s it has returned to me.

[schmenke]

The LW has given up on the nomadic life and has returned to me permanently.

[djarumdudley]

It was a brief period of rest for the last word.

[Corvettian]

I've just stolen the last word and am currently heading for the Mexican border with it. Catch me if you can!

[djarumdudley]

The last word has been reclaimed to it's rightful place with me.

[Corvettian]

You'll have to do better than that.

[schmenke]

The LW does not enjoy being on the lam so it has returned to safety with me.

[djarumdudley]

The last word scoffs at your notion of safety.

[Corvettian]

Not so fast, amigos. The last word is mine once again! :bandit:

[djarumdudley]

Was yours you mean.

[Corvettian]

The last word has kindly agreed to help me celebrate reaching 100 posts.

[djarumdudley]

Enough celebrating with you. It's my turn.

[Corvettian]

You're welcome to it... for the time being.

[djarumdudley]

I wasn't done.

[D-Type]

Why not?

[djarumdudley]

Because the last word prefers it here.

[schmenke]

I'm not so sure...

[djarumdudley]

Rest assured, I'm sure.

[schmenke]

The LW is currently with me, attending a very important conference at the ministry of silly walks.

[djarumdudley]

The last word has tired of walking.

[schmenke]

The LW never tires when it's with me.

[djarumdudley]

Until now

[schmenke]

The LW and I are returning to a pet store to discuss a dead parrot.

[djarumdudley]

The last word is simply returning to me.

[schmenke]

Briefly...

[djarumdudley]

With you.

[schmenke]

Yes, the LW is with me.

[D-Type]

No, my wife has it stashed somewhere (ready for the next argument)

[djarumdudley]

The last word has escaped from your wife's stow.

[schmenke]

Is this the right room for an argument?

[djarumdudley]

No it's not.

[schmenke]

Ah, but it's the right room for the LW.

[djarumdudley]

and this is the right post for the last word.

[schmenke]

No, you are very much mistaken.

[djarumdudley]

Seems correct to me.

[Donney]

To me it does not.

[djarumdudley]

Look again.

[Donney]

Lookiiiing...

Yep it is still incorrect. The LW is mine.