The Last Word

[djarumdudley]

I'm positive it is not.

[Donney]

No it isn't.

[djarumdudley]

No it isn't your, it's mine.

[schmenke]

The LW is enjoying a cup of coffee with me, watching the rain fall... again.

[Donney]

Funny, because it is here with me teaching some English to some Spaniards.

[schmenke]

The LW is able to multi-task, but its permanent location is with me.

[djarumdudley]

The last word scoffs at your idea of permanency.

[Donney]

The LWis feasting here with me.

[djarumdudley]

It's now enjoying some pizza and game 7 of the NBA finals with me.

[joeyz_f1]

Well, it won't be enjoying anything with you for the time being. :D

[Donney]

Because it is planning tomorrow's lunch with me.

[joeyz_f1]

I hope you enjoyed your time with it.

[djarumdudley]

Ditto for you.

[joeyz_f1]

And you. :cool:

[djarumdudley]

And now it's mine again.

[Donney]

I am sure you didn't mean that.

[joeyz_f1]

I, too, am sure he didn't mean that.

[djarumdudley]

I do mean to have the last word once again.

[joeyz_f1]

You wish...

[djarumdudley]

...no need.

[joeyz_f1]

Yes there is. Unless you don't want the Last Word.

[djarumdudley]

Wanting is no longer necessary because i always have it.

[joeyz_f1]

>"always"

[djarumdudley]

incorrect!

[joeyz_f1]

But I know I'm right.

[djarumdudley]

You can be all the right you want, it'll just be without the last word.

[joeyz_f1]

Why not both?

[djarumdudley]

That's just illogical.

[joeyz_f1]

My logic is more up to date than yours.

[Donney]

As long you admit the LW is mine I'm ok with your logic.

[djarumdudley]

That is something I am just not comfortable with.

[joeyz_f1]

Neither of you have it, though.

[djarumdudley]

You stand corrected.

[joeyz_f1]

You might want to double-check your facts.

[djarumdudley]

I did a double check led me to the last word again.

[joeyz_f1]

You'll have to check again then.

[djarumdudley]

Check is done and complete, last word is mine.

[joeyz_f1]

Check more thoroughly this time.

[djarumdudley]

Clearly I have.

[joeyz_f1]

I think you're wrong.

[djarumdudley]

You may think what you must, it is still no accurate.

[joeyz_f1]

You can say so if you want to...

[Donney]

Or admit the LW is mine and finish this bickering.

[djarumdudley]

No, that won't be happening either.

[joeyz_f1]

Of course not.

[schmenke]

Correct, because the LW is here with me.

[djarumdudley]

Not anymore.

[joeyz_f1]

That's true.

[djarumdudley]

Yes, it's true that the last word is mine.

[joeyz_f1]

Wrong!

[djarumdudley]

Yes you are.

[joeyz_f1]

I know you are, but what am I?

[djarumdudley]

Not with the last word.

[joeyz_f1]

I think you put the word "not" in there by accident.

[djarumdudley]

there's no not here, only last word.

[joeyz_f1]

Say what?

[djarumdudley]

There's nothing to say but me having the last word.

[joeyz_f1]

That would make you a liar.

[Corvettian]

I'm afraid you're both mistaken.

[djarumdudley]

Only one is mistaken and it's not me.

[Corvettian]

I wouldn't be so certain, if I was you...

[djarumdudley]

....I would be so certain if I was me.

[schmenke]

Certainty is relative. The LW is here with me.

[djarumdudley]

The last word is now in its proper place.

[schmenke]

Exactly. With me.

[djarumdudley]

Until this moment.

[schmenke]

It was a brief moment.

[djarumdudley]

This one will be longer.

[Donney]

Hello LW.

[Lucy]

Hey :D

[schmenke]

Hello Lucy. Welcome to the nuthouse but don't even think about claiming the LW!

[djarumdudley]

No need to claim something that i always have.

[Donney]

Yeah god to see you Lucy but the LW is mine.

[djarumdudley]

The last word was yours.

[Donney]

was, is and will always be mine.

[djarumdudley]

Your conception of always appears to be off the mark.

[Donney]

I am sorry to disagree.

[djarumdudley]

There is no disagreement about my having the last word.

[schmenke]

The LW is glad to have me back from holiday.

[555-04Q2]

The LW has gone on holiday now that you are back in town.

[djarumdudley]

Yes, with me.

[555-04Q2]

Can't be, the LW would be too bored going on holiday with you to Cancun.

[djarumdudley]

The last word is once again right here with me.

[555-04Q2]

Like I said, the LW must be bored!

[djarumdudley]

Bored with you, hence why it has come back to me.

[555-04Q2]

It is never bored with me chilling here sipping pina colada's on the beach, it never left me.

[schmenke]

The LW is getting sun burned. It has returned back to me in the rain.

[555-04Q2]

That's impossible, the LW is allergic to rain. BTW, the LW says the pina colada's here are great.

[schmenke]

The LW has had enough to drink. It's now sipping coffee with me.

(BTW, where are you 555?)

[555-04Q2]

The last word doesn't do caffeine, makes it's toes tingle and then it can't walk properly. We still got another case of colada's to finish here, so the LW will be a while yet.

[555-04Q2]

(BTW, where are you 555?)

I'm right here :p :

[djarumdudley]

Bur the last word is here.

[Tazio]

The LW got busted for profanity.

[djarumdudley]

The last word passed go, collected $200 and returned to me.

[555-04Q2]

The LW doesn't accept any denominations below $10000 hence it likes to stick with me.

[djarumdudley]

But, yet, here the last word is once again with me.

[555-04Q2]

The LW would not accept your Monopoly money hence it is with me.

[djarumdudley]

The last word accepts the money as a bonus to it's true purpose of being here.

[Donney]

The LW is with me, its rightful owner.

[djarumdudley]

Your rights have been revoked.

[555-04Q2]

As this thread has moved on to page 555...the LW stays with me until 556.

[djarumdudley]

that was a reasonable attempt at symmetry that will go unfulfilled

[555-04Q2]

Maybe, but the LW still remains with me for a while longer

[schmenke]

The LW bores quickly without my presence.

[djarumdudley]

The last word bores quickly in your presence too.

[555-04Q2]

The LW rejects all your advances in favour of mine

[Donney]

The fact is the LW is mine.

[555-04Q2]

The LW and I disagree...

[schmenke]

As do I.

[555-04Q2]

No I insist, I do.

[djarumdudley]

No, I insist it's mine.

[Donney]

Insist as much as you want but...

[schmenke]

You can insist all you want but the LW prefers to staty with me.

[djarumdudley]

You stand corrected

[555-04Q2]

Yes, the LW corrected you as to where it really is...with me, I really insist.

[schmenke]

The LW is troubled by your instance so it has returned to me for much-need comfort.

[555-04Q2]

The LW is tough and requires no comfort so it remains with me.

[schmenke]

The LW must be tough to endure you :rolleyes:

[555-04Q2]

The LW is tough as nails which is why it loves my company :D

[djarumdudley]

The last word is now it it's rightful place.

[555-04Q2]

Correct, with me!

[djarumdudley]

Not anymore

[555-04Q2]

It is again now and having a whale of a time

[djarumdudley]

Your time at sea with the last word is now over.

[Donney]

I would like to point out that the LW is mine, therefore it stays with me.

[555-04Q2]

The LW would like to know if you would like to join us for a cigar and brandy later :s moking:

[djarumdudley]

The last word has finished it's time with you.

[555-04Q2]

I beg to differ, it has only just begun to wind up with me.

[Donney]

I'll pass on the cigar.

[555-04Q2]

Pass it onto the LW and me...

[djarumdudley]

I'll have the last word only, I've got my own smokes.

[Donney]

The LW does not smoke.

[djarumdudley]

The last word doesn't smoke with you.

[555-04Q2]

That's cause it smokes with me.

[djarumdudley]

For what was a short time.

[555-04Q2]

Minutes are like days with the LW, we've still got several hours left together

[djarumdudley]

Your hours are like seconds.

[555-04Q2]

They are for the LW as it has so much fun when with me the time just flies by.

[djarumdudley]

And the last word flies back to me.

[555-04Q2]

The plane is programmed to return it to me with immediate effect.

[schmenke]

The LW doesn't need a plane. Just like Red Bull, it has wings.

[555-04Q2]

They were clipped last week, alas, the plane is needed.

[djarumdudley]

The plane has been delayed.

[555-04Q2]

I have a spare that I keep fuelled at all times, the LW is coming home!

[djarumdudley]

That one has also been delayed, the pilot was constipated.

[Donney]

Luckily the LW never finds it difficult coming back to me.

[djarumdudley]

But it does find it easy to leave.

[555-04Q2]

Leave you to return to me that is

[Donney]

That is wrong since it is obviously with me.

[555-04Q2]

Another who is blinded by the LW radiance, it is clearly, firmly with me again

[djarumdudley]

In terms of firmness, your grip is weak.

[555-04Q2]

Maybe, but the LW's grip on me is strong.

[djarumdudley]

It must bother you then that I still have it.

[555-04Q2]

Not at all since you are gravely mistaken, it has always been with me

[djarumdudley]

You are the one that is mistaken.

[555-04Q2]

Just like the LW, I never make mistakes I assure you it is still with me

[djarumdudley]

You assuredly do not have the last word.

[555-04Q2]

It's current presence next to me says otherwise

[djarumdudley]

The last word is currently present with me.

[555-04Q2]

The LW invites you to join us for a drink at my place. Malt, wine or spirit sir?

[Donney]

My LW and me would like a Gin & Tonic, thank you!

[555-04Q2]

I think you mean MY LW...

[djarumdudley]

You are both incorrect, my last word.

[anfield5]

My sister always tries to get the last word...... and fails

[djarumdudley]

Just like you.

[555-04Q2]

And you...

[djarumdudley]

Are still without it.

[555-04Q2]

I'm definitely with it for sure.

[djarumdudley]

You shouldn't be so sure about things.

[555-04Q2]

The LW disagrees with you, as always

[Donney]

The failing with the LW runs strong in all of you, since it is soooo clearly mine.

[djarumdudley]

Your failing is also evident.

[schmenke]

The absence of the LW amongst all of you is evident.

[Donney]

How dare you taking the LW from me? I'm outraged!!!!

[555-04Q2]

Looks like you will be permanently outraged then as it is with me

[djarumdudley]

The last word is no longer with you.

[schmenke]

These assumptions of the LW are outrageous.
It's clearly with me.

[555-04Q2]

You've obviously been on holiday or something for your mind cannot comprehend that it is with me still!

[djarumdudley]

You can no consider this your vacation from the last word.

[Donney]

Briefly feels more adequate.

[djarumdudley]

As adequate as your stay with the last word i suppose.

[555-04Q2]

The same goes for you, the Lw says your stay was brief and forgettable but fond memories are being made right now with the LW and me

[Donney]

I don't think the LW remembers any of you.

[555-04Q2]

Nor you...

[schmenke]

The LW has many fond memories of my companionship.

[555-04Q2]

That's right, they are just memories as the LW is with me.

[djarumdudley]

I hope your memory of the last word is a lasting one.

[555-04Q2]

The LW and I make memories together never apart

[djarumdudley]

You'll need to refer to those memories as I have the last word once again.

[schmenke]

You should all take photos of the LW as it's all you'll ever see of it.

[anfield5]

It's been a couple of days, I bet you though that you had had the last word. HAhahaha HA!

[djarumdudley]

Just as you thought you had it.

[schmenke]

You all should take more photos...

[djarumdudley]

the photographic evidence would show me with the last word.

[anfield5]

until now, old photos are like waves - there is always another newer one.

[555-04Q2]

I always have current photos of the LW and myself as it is with me every minute of every day.

[djarumdudley]

You've failed to account for seconds as the last word is with me this second.

[555-04Q2]

.....2......it's with me again.....

[djarumdudley]

it's no longer with you.

[Donney]

The LW is mine, it is that simple!

[djarumdudley]

That is simply not true.

[555-04Q2]

Of course its not true as the LW is with me, always.

[Donney]

I question your good judgement.

[djarumdudley]

Don't question my last word.

[555-04Q2]

I think you meant to say MY LW.

[Donney]

I don't what he meant, I just know the truth.

[djarumdudley]

The truth, as in the last wordd, is here.

[555-04Q2]

You will all be searching for the true LW forever as it is truly with me.

[djarumdudley]

Your possesion of the last word was a false pretense.

[555-04Q2]

Your assumptions are wrong, the LW is mine still

[Donney]

It is a fact and not an assumption, the LW is mine

[555-04Q2]

The LW sends greetings and pities your wrong facts

[djarumdudley]

Those sentiments were sent your way while the last word is me.

[555-04Q2]

Oh how wrong you always are, the LW is loving it's time with me

[Donney]

What time?

[djarumdudley]

not yours

[555-04Q2]

Nor yours it seems

[djarumdudley]

Actually it seems quite mine

[555-04Q2]

Looking in a mirror does not count, it is clearly mine as always, there are no ifs, ands or butts!

[Donney]

In any case the LW is mine.

[djarumdudley]

In case you haven't noticed you no longer have it.

[schmenke]

Let's stop all this quibbling and agree that I have the LW permanently.

[Donney]

I agree you wish you had it.

[djarumdudley]

As do you.

[555-04Q2]

And you, once again!

[Rollo]

Suddenly a noise!

[djarumdudley]

and that noise is the last word leaving you.

[555-04Q2]

To visit me once again

[djarumdudley]

just to leave you all over again.

[555-04Q2]

It never leaves me just goes for a toilet break every now and then before it returns to me.

[djarumdudley]

It sure takes awhile to come back then.

[555-04Q2]

When it needs a number 2 after a good curry it does take a bit more time, but it always faithfully returns, to me.

[Rollo]

Whoa clear the room... the aftermath of curry has not produced fun results.

[555-04Q2]

For the LW, even bad situations are good situations.

[djarumdudley]

With me having it being one of those good situations.

[555-04Q2]

Some situations are better than others, like the LW being with me all the time...

[Donney]

All that time in your dreams, 'cause the LW spends all its time with me.

[djarumdudley]

Except when it's with me.

[schmenke]

You must be dreaming again dudley.

[djarumdudley]

No, this is reality.

[555-04Q2]

No it's mine and the LW reality together again

[djarumdudley]

The last word has no interest in that reality.

[Donney]

Because it is only interested in me.

[555-04Q2]

I am reality for the LW hence it's constant occupation at my side.

[djarumdudley]

Your's must be an alternate reality, as the last word is right here.

[555-04Q2]

Your idea of right here is obviously skewered as it remains faithfully at my side

[djarumdudley]

Right here is surely not there.

[555-04Q2]

That's correct hence it is right here with me and not there with you

[djarumdudley]

No, there's nothing there because it was always here.

[555-04Q2]

Your here is actually a there, which is really here with me all the time and not there with you.