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schmenke
29th October 2012, 15:19
Last

djarumdudley
29th October 2012, 15:45
Mine

Donney
29th October 2012, 17:49
Welcome home dear LW!

MrJan
29th October 2012, 20:19
Extraordinary animals.

Donney
29th October 2012, 20:37
For those of you not used to it, yes...

MrJan
29th October 2012, 20:58
Friday at 9.

Mintexmemory
30th October 2012, 13:32
Already too late!

MrJan
30th October 2012, 13:35
I'm on BBC 2 now.

Donney
30th October 2012, 17:20
The LW isn't, it is here.

Mintexmemory
30th October 2012, 21:22
....it was just a dream.

Donney
31st October 2012, 18:07
No it wasn't, it was definitely real.

Mintexmemory
1st November 2012, 10:13
a counterfeit, an illusion.

schmenke
1st November 2012, 17:28
Indeed a facsimile as the true LW is with me.

djarumdudley
2nd November 2012, 00:22
Go F**ck yourself Hurricane Sandy, that's the last word.

Mintexmemory
2nd November 2012, 11:33
Ain't that the truth!

Captain VXR
3rd November 2012, 00:58
Yesh indeed.

djarumdudley
5th November 2012, 08:04
Indeed, the last word is mine once again.

Mintexmemory
5th November 2012, 08:38
But tiring rapidly of that situation

Captain VXR
5th November 2012, 14:02
I know, it seems to be spending most of the time with me.

djarumdudley
5th November 2012, 19:25
your concept of time is porr

Donney
5th November 2012, 20:56
You all have words but not the Last, which is mine!

djarumdudley
6th November 2012, 07:09
until now!

Captain VXR
6th November 2012, 14:48
your concept of time is porr

Your concepts of spelling and last word ownership are poor.

Donney
6th November 2012, 16:52
The LW is thankful to be enjoying my company.

djarumdudley
6th November 2012, 17:27
seems like it was sorry, seeing how it's now with me.

Donney
7th November 2012, 19:20
Never mind, just be sorry for your obvious mistake.

djarumdudley
8th November 2012, 06:56
does this look like a mistake?

Captain VXR
8th November 2012, 16:58
Yes

Donney
8th November 2012, 18:25
Obviously!

Captain VXR
9th November 2012, 00:49
Na na na na na its the mother****in' VXR

djarumdudley
9th November 2012, 07:43
....say hey goodbye to the last word

Donney
12th November 2012, 13:11
To which I salute and welcome.

Mintexmemory
14th November 2012, 00:14
Just realised I'd packed the last word on Sunday when in Spain and it was in my case until now, so you aren't having it back my Iberian friend!

Captain VXR
14th November 2012, 00:16
Hmmm, your bags got diverted to Bristol Airport, so I picked them up for myself.

djarumdudley
14th November 2012, 06:40
you must've been surprised to see no last word when you opened the bags.

Donney
14th November 2012, 09:09
I guess because the LW is by my side reading your nonsense...

Mintexmemory
14th November 2012, 11:20
I guess because the LW is by my side reading your nonsense...
'it was in my case until now' ergo, I had my case and the last word was in it! That is my final statement on the matter!

Donney
14th November 2012, 17:34
Final it may be, but correct it is not!

djarumdudley
14th November 2012, 17:45
just like your post.

Captain VXR
14th November 2012, 18:42
This post is perfection.

Donney
14th November 2012, 20:10
I beg to differ.

djarumdudley
15th November 2012, 06:52
I second that motion

Mintexmemory
15th November 2012, 15:02
All in favour say 'I' (or is it 'aye'?)

Donney
15th November 2012, 16:45
Aye or Nay the LW is mine.

djarumdudley
15th November 2012, 16:49
that is just wrong.

Donney
15th November 2012, 18:53
What is?

djarumdudley
16th November 2012, 06:45
Your assertion to having the last word, which is quite obviously right here.

Donney
17th November 2012, 12:24
Somehow I can't see it right there, and I definitely can see it right here...

djarumdudley
17th November 2012, 14:58
...you meant here

Captain VXR
17th November 2012, 14:59
Must be the shrooms I slipped into your casserole.

djarumdudley
18th November 2012, 02:43
your shrooms have nothing to do with this last word.

Donney
18th November 2012, 09:35
Its current location has more to do with it.

Captain VXR
18th November 2012, 16:20
Took the words right out of my mouth. (But not the last word)

djarumdudley
18th November 2012, 18:02
No, I took that one too.

Captain VXR
18th November 2012, 22:18
Check again ese.

djarumdudley
19th November 2012, 07:21
I did, nothing out of line here.

Donney
19th November 2012, 09:31
Where?

Mintexmemory
19th November 2012, 10:33
Ici, hier, 'ere Guvnor - end of communication

Donney
19th November 2012, 12:49
That's what's out of line, communication ain't over! The LW is mine.

djarumdudley
19th November 2012, 17:07
You must enjoy the past, because the last word is right here in the present.

schmenke
19th November 2012, 20:44
I'll enjoy the future with the LW.

Donney
19th November 2012, 21:29
A brief future it will be....

djarumdudley
20th November 2012, 06:43
...meanwhile back in the present

Donney
20th November 2012, 09:27
I will present myself with the LW.

Mintexmemory
20th November 2012, 10:33
In the last word of Matt Groening - 'Yoink'

Donney
20th November 2012, 16:12
Oh please...

djarumdudley
20th November 2012, 17:46
Yes, so pleased to have the last word once again.

Donney
20th November 2012, 18:19
YouŽll be displeased when you realise...

djarumdudley
20th November 2012, 18:53
nothing to realize here, only last word.

Donney
21st November 2012, 10:17
Notice the gap beside you, where it used to be.... Because now it is here with me.

Mintexmemory
21st November 2012, 10:58
Balderdash

Captain VXR
21st November 2012, 14:32
Cheers mate.

Donney
22nd November 2012, 11:32
Enough LW for you!!!!

djarumdudley
22nd November 2012, 18:05
and that's quite enough for you.

Donney
22nd November 2012, 18:09
Nah, not really.

Captain VXR
22nd November 2012, 20:47
Roll that ****, light that ****, smoke it.
Realise that I have absconded in the company of the last word.

Donney
23rd November 2012, 10:16
but the LW keeps coming back to me...

djarumdudley
23rd November 2012, 14:37
no it doesn't.

schmenke
23rd November 2012, 17:10
Correct.

djarumdudley
23rd November 2012, 21:41
...about me having the last word.

Captain VXR
24th November 2012, 00:36
In a previous period of time.

djarumdudley
24th November 2012, 03:28
well, there's no best time than right now.

Captain VXR
25th November 2012, 10:49
For me anyway

djarumdudley
25th November 2012, 19:13
the time wasn't good enough for the last word

Donney
26th November 2012, 17:44
I will keep the LW company.

SGWilko
26th November 2012, 17:45
The LW would not sound as good on LW as it would on FM......

djarumdudley
26th November 2012, 18:12
the last word will now be mine again

SGWilko
26th November 2012, 18:23
Short lived glory

schmenke
27th November 2012, 00:09
The glory, as well as the LW, is all mine!

Captain VXR
27th November 2012, 02:43
That's just the schizophrenia bro.

Donney
27th November 2012, 11:15
Yeah give him some pills and give me the LW.

djarumdudley
27th November 2012, 19:19
I'll have both, thank you.

Donney
28th November 2012, 12:03
BOTH???? You won't have the LW and you definitely won't have me!!!! Have as many pills as you please...

djarumdudley
28th November 2012, 18:18
Ok, fine I'll keep the lat word and you can have the pills.

Donney
29th November 2012, 16:02
I think you misread my post...

djarumdudley
29th November 2012, 18:04
don't think so.

Donney
30th November 2012, 11:42
The LW and I are going for a pint!!!!!

djarumdudley
30th November 2012, 16:54
the last word had had enough of your intoxicated antics.

Captain VXR
30th November 2012, 21:28
Seeing as I smoked some herbs with the lw earlier, I don't think it minds my intoxicated antics.

djarumdudley
1st December 2012, 01:17
it may not mind, but the last word prefers my company.

Donney
1st December 2012, 11:38
Those herbs are making you delusional.. we all know the LW prefers my company and my conversation.

djarumdudley
1st December 2012, 18:20
The last word has grown tired of you and has returned to it's rightful place.

Captain VXR
1st December 2012, 23:32
Here.

djarumdudley
2nd December 2012, 01:36
Not There.

Donney
3rd December 2012, 12:21
You're right!

djarumdudley
3rd December 2012, 20:42
Of course i am when it comes to having the last word.

Donney
4th December 2012, 12:34
You WERE right now you ARE wrong and the LW is, as it should always have been, mine.

schmenke
4th December 2012, 15:36
The LW just enjoyed a healthy breakfast of a bagel and cream cheese with me :)

djarumdudley
4th December 2012, 17:30
It's back with me as i have a delicious bowl of Golden Grahams.

Donney
5th December 2012, 16:32
But not with the LW.

djarumdudley
5th December 2012, 17:14
that is very wrong.

schmenke
7th December 2012, 00:29
The LW and I are now heading over to the local public house to enjoy a beverage or two in celebration of my year-end bonus :)

djarumdudley
7th December 2012, 07:28
You may continue celebrating, but I'll now have the last word.

Donney
7th December 2012, 12:52
No, not you.

djarumdudley
7th December 2012, 16:33
No, yes me.

Captain VXR
7th December 2012, 22:05
Oppan last word mine.

djarumdudley
8th December 2012, 01:14
Again incorrect.

Donney
8th December 2012, 14:24
So much wrongness in the previous posts....

djarumdudley
8th December 2012, 18:49
....But such rightness in this one.

Mintexmemory
9th December 2012, 14:22
Piffle!

djarumdudley
9th December 2012, 17:23
Chortle, chortle

Donney
10th December 2012, 12:40
Boff, boff...

schmenke
10th December 2012, 15:47
Such baffoonery. The LW is not impressed. As such, it's leaving you all to stay permanently with me.

djarumdudley
10th December 2012, 17:21
what an inaccuracy.

djarumdudley
10th December 2012, 17:23
What a blaring inaccuracy.

Donney
10th December 2012, 19:35
If there ever was one...

schmenke
10th December 2012, 20:57
The LW is always accurate.

djarumdudley
11th December 2012, 06:43
Accuarately with me.

Mintexmemory
11th December 2012, 08:39
Balderdash (spelled correctly!)

djarumdudley
11th December 2012, 09:48
poppycock

Donney
11th December 2012, 10:32
You keep bickering, I'll have the LW.

schmenke
11th December 2012, 15:34
Temporarily.

djarumdudley
11th December 2012, 17:23
Correct, as here is a permanent solution.

donKey jote
11th December 2012, 22:44
a solution is only permanent if the solute remains forever disolved.

djarumdudley
12th December 2012, 06:51
the last word needs not complicated reasoning for remaining with me.

Donney
12th December 2012, 12:18
Allow me to disagree...

djarumdudley
12th December 2012, 16:28
I'll assume your issue was with the first part of my statement, not with my having the last word.

Donney
13th December 2012, 10:32
Oh no, no, since the LW is rightfully mine I don't really have an issue, you know?

Mintexmemory
13th December 2012, 12:18
Stuff and Nonsense

schmenke
13th December 2012, 16:31
Indeed. Time to close this thread.

djarumdudley
13th December 2012, 17:25
Now would be he right time.

Mintexmemory
13th December 2012, 17:59
TLW is spherical and plural

djarumdudley
13th December 2012, 18:15
There can be only one last word and it's here with me.

Captain VXR
13th December 2012, 19:10
You simply have a forgery.

schmenke
13th December 2012, 19:24
That's what I've been saying all along.

SGWilko
13th December 2012, 19:29
Bonus, wtf is that?? Lucky git! Did you see what I did there, got the last word.....

djarumdudley
14th December 2012, 09:20
No you didn't.

Donney
14th December 2012, 10:29
Because I did.

djarumdudley
14th December 2012, 12:02
You mean had.

Mintexmemory
14th December 2012, 12:10
Tommyrot

Captain VXR
14th December 2012, 22:18
Indeed, Tommy Robinson is rotting in jail, a good thing. An even better thing is my ownership of the last word.

djarumdudley
15th December 2012, 01:20
Too bad the last word prefers it here.

schmenke
15th December 2012, 02:30
What makes you think that?

djarumdudley
15th December 2012, 03:06
Instinct

Donney
15th December 2012, 13:33
Which must be as basic as it is wrong.

djarumdudley
15th December 2012, 14:46
Your one wrong makes a right for me.

Donney
16th December 2012, 12:57
Expect for the fact that the LW is mine.

djarumdudley
16th December 2012, 18:33
Was yours, I lways expect the last word to return to me.

Donney
17th December 2012, 18:38
A vain hope it is...

djarumdudley
17th December 2012, 22:23
....yet consistently achieved.

Captain VXR
18th December 2012, 02:10
In your imagination.

djarumdudley
18th December 2012, 03:47
This is actually very real.

Donney
18th December 2012, 19:31
I don't think so.

djarumdudley
19th December 2012, 06:46
The last word thinks so.

schmenke
19th December 2012, 16:00
No. The LW is just toying with you. Reality is that it's perpetually with me.

Donney
19th December 2012, 17:09
If perpetually includes aaaaaaaall the time it spends with me.. then maybe, just maybe.

djarumdudley
19th December 2012, 17:17
but if it's with both of you all the time and with me all the time, but I'm never with either one of you I must conclude that you both are wrong.

schmenke
19th December 2012, 17:42
Nah, it's all relative. You two merely live in parallel universes, but there is only one true LW.

djarumdudley
19th December 2012, 18:17
And as always it is with me.

schmenke
20th December 2012, 16:25
No, it's just an illusion.

djarumdudley
20th December 2012, 17:45
Yes, what you have is an illusion, this is reality.

Donney
20th December 2012, 19:45
The reality here, people, is that the one and only LW is mine and with me it shall remain.

djarumdudley
21st December 2012, 06:34
Until, that is, off course, now.

Donney
21st December 2012, 12:59
I strongly disagree.

djarumdudley
21st December 2012, 17:09
The last word doesn't.

Captain VXR
23rd December 2012, 00:33
Disagree with my ownership of it.

djarumdudley
23rd December 2012, 01:48
Thanks for completing my sentence.

Captain VXR
24th December 2012, 00:42
Nah mate you started mine.

djarumdudley
24th December 2012, 16:18
The last word isn't buying what you're selling.

Donney
25th December 2012, 07:42
Because it needs nothing when it is with me.

djarumdudley
25th December 2012, 09:02
Which is precisely why it prefers being with me.

Captain VXR
25th December 2012, 16:07
Just started a job as a debt collector. I have repossessed the last word. Merry Christmas.

djarumdudley
25th December 2012, 17:35
That's a Scrooge move undeserving of the last word. Merry Christmas.

Donney
26th December 2012, 18:36
The LW is merrier by my side.

djarumdudley
27th December 2012, 06:37
Too bad it is no longer there.

schmenke
2nd January 2013, 16:34
First LW of the new year!

djarumdudley
2nd January 2013, 18:03
and now for mine.

Donney
3rd January 2013, 09:23
And my first LW of 2013 and mine should it remain forever, if you were proper gentlemen....

schmenke
3rd January 2013, 15:50
I guess we're not proper gentlemen :p :

djarumdudley
3rd January 2013, 19:16
Never have been.

Captain VXR
7th January 2013, 22:43
I am.

djarumdudley
8th January 2013, 07:17
Not really.

Donney
8th January 2013, 09:12
From what the LW is telling me I am not surprised...

djarumdudley
8th January 2013, 17:06
The last word must've told you that when you had it.

Donney
8th January 2013, 19:46
I never stopped having it.

djarumdudley
9th January 2013, 06:54
Rest assured, you don't have it now.

Donney
9th January 2013, 09:41
Yes I do!

djarumdudley
9th January 2013, 16:20
No, you don't!

Donney
9th January 2013, 17:09
I am pretty sure I do.

djarumdudley
9th January 2013, 17:46
Still incorrect.

Donney
10th January 2013, 11:52
The LW does not agree.

schmenke
10th January 2013, 17:00
To alleviate your squabbling the LW has permanently returned to me.

djarumdudley
10th January 2013, 17:01
That really had to have been difficult to determine without having the last word to ask.

Donney
10th January 2013, 19:09
I can ask the LW but I already know the answer, and you won't like it...

Captain VXR
10th January 2013, 22:42
So you got my message from the lw to you?

djarumdudley
11th January 2013, 11:05
Yes, the message was for me to have the last word.

Donney
11th January 2013, 13:33
But not in this thread

djarumdudley
11th January 2013, 19:32
Then in what thread? Rather we shall just conclude that I have the last word in ALL threads.

Donney
14th January 2013, 10:12
In all OTHER threads maybe...

djarumdudley
14th January 2013, 16:20
No, that most certainly includes this one.

Donney
15th January 2013, 09:24
By mistake.

djarumdudley
15th January 2013, 10:24
Yes, your mistake.

Donney
16th January 2013, 08:42
Mine?, how? I wonder...

djarumdudley
16th January 2013, 09:35
Someone without the last word, like yourself would of course be confused.

Donney
16th January 2013, 17:11
The LW confirms my lack of confusion.

djarumdudley
16th January 2013, 17:28
The apparent lack of confusion was temporary.

Captain VXR
16th January 2013, 22:36
Rolling down the street smoking endo, sippin' on gin and juice. That's what me and the lw are up to now.

Donney
17th January 2013, 11:21
Enough of that nonsense, the LW is safe here with me

schmenke
17th January 2013, 15:52
The LW is traumatized after having been with you lot for so long. It needs peaceful rest and recuperation with me for many years to come.

djarumdudley
17th January 2013, 17:28
Your have a short definition of years.

Donney
17th January 2013, 17:41
He does, doesn't he?

djarumdudley
17th January 2013, 18:00
The last word and I agree.

schmenke
18th January 2013, 21:53
Once again, the LW has come running back to me.

djarumdudley
19th January 2013, 01:55
For what was a short time.

Captain VXR
19th January 2013, 18:08
It's snowed in here.

djarumdudley
19th January 2013, 19:03
It's since been shoveled out.

Donney
21st January 2013, 13:15
The LW is happy with the cold and sunny morning we have here.

djarumdudley
21st January 2013, 14:51
Ditto.

schmenke
21st January 2013, 18:16
The LW is accustomed to cold and snow :)

djarumdudley
22nd January 2013, 07:24
Which is why it's with me.

Donney
22nd January 2013, 08:12
It is now here watching the snow through the window.

djarumdudley
22nd January 2013, 09:51
It's left you to enjoy a late night viewing of Ghostbusters 2 with me.

schmenke
22nd January 2013, 15:51
The LW is disappointed with your choice of films.
It’s back with me enjoying quality time.

djarumdudley
22nd January 2013, 17:45
The last word has had enough of spending time with one with such poor taste.

Donney
23rd January 2013, 10:21
Which is why it is here with me.

djarumdudley
23rd January 2013, 17:14
Until now.

Captain VXR
26th January 2013, 02:47
Too tired to say anything other than mine :D

Donney
26th January 2013, 12:37
Which incidentally it is not true.

djarumdudley
26th January 2013, 23:56
Mine now

Captain VXR
27th January 2013, 01:11
Not for the forseeable future.

djarumdudley
27th January 2013, 02:20
I'll have it for the seeable future then.

Donney
28th January 2013, 09:07
Check your eyes, the LW is mine.

djarumdudley
28th January 2013, 15:35
My eyes aren't deceiving me, it's right here with me.

schmenke
28th January 2013, 20:55
You're hallucinating again. The LW is clearly here with me.

djarumdudley
29th January 2013, 07:42
The is nothing clear regarding your concept of having the last word.

Donney
29th January 2013, 10:24
Clear or not for you, the LW is rightfully mine.

djarumdudley
29th January 2013, 19:15
Only on a temporary basis.

Donney
30th January 2013, 09:11
Time is never ending so yes, I can live with that.

djarumdudley
30th January 2013, 17:10
You can also live without the last word.

Donney
31st January 2013, 13:34
I could but the LW wants to live with me and I am happy with that.