The Last Word

[schmenke]

Last

[djarumdudley]

Mine

[Donney]

Welcome home dear LW!

[MrJan]

Extraordinary animals.

[Donney]

For those of you not used to it, yes...

[MrJan]

Friday at 9.

[Mintexmemory]

Already too late!

[MrJan]

I'm on BBC 2 now.

[Donney]

The LW isn't, it is here.

[Mintexmemory]

....it was just a dream.

[Donney]

No it wasn't, it was definitely real.

[Mintexmemory]

a counterfeit, an illusion.

[schmenke]

Indeed a facsimile as the true LW is with me.

[djarumdudley]

Go F**ck yourself Hurricane Sandy, that's the last word.

[Mintexmemory]

Ain't that the truth!

[Captain VXR]

Yesh indeed.

[djarumdudley]

Indeed, the last word is mine once again.

[Mintexmemory]

But tiring rapidly of that situation

[Captain VXR]

I know, it seems to be spending most of the time with me.

[djarumdudley]

your concept of time is porr

[Donney]

You all have words but not the Last, which is mine!

[djarumdudley]

until now!

[Captain VXR]

your concept of time is porr

Your concepts of spelling and last word ownership are poor.

[Donney]

The LW is thankful to be enjoying my company.

[djarumdudley]

seems like it was sorry, seeing how it's now with me.

[Donney]

Never mind, just be sorry for your obvious mistake.

[djarumdudley]

does this look like a mistake?

[Captain VXR]

Yes

[Donney]

Obviously!

[Captain VXR]

Na na na na na its the mother****in' VXR

[djarumdudley]

....say hey goodbye to the last word

[Donney]

To which I salute and welcome.

[Mintexmemory]

Just realised I'd packed the last word on Sunday when in Spain and it was in my case until now, so you aren't having it back my Iberian friend!

[Captain VXR]

Hmmm, your bags got diverted to Bristol Airport, so I picked them up for myself.

[djarumdudley]

you must've been surprised to see no last word when you opened the bags.

[Donney]

I guess because the LW is by my side reading your nonsense...

[Mintexmemory]

I guess because the LW is by my side reading your nonsense...
'it was in my case until now' ergo, I had my case and the last word was in it! That is my final statement on the matter!

[Donney]

Final it may be, but correct it is not!

[djarumdudley]

just like your post.

[Captain VXR]

This post is perfection.

[Donney]

I beg to differ.

[djarumdudley]

I second that motion

[Mintexmemory]

All in favour say 'I' (or is it 'aye'?)

[Donney]

Aye or Nay the LW is mine.

[djarumdudley]

that is just wrong.

[Donney]

What is?

[djarumdudley]

Your assertion to having the last word, which is quite obviously right here.

[Donney]

Somehow I can't see it right there, and I definitely can see it right here...

[djarumdudley]

...you meant here

[Captain VXR]

Must be the shrooms I slipped into your casserole.

[djarumdudley]

your shrooms have nothing to do with this last word.

[Donney]

Its current location has more to do with it.

[Captain VXR]

Took the words right out of my mouth. (But not the last word)

[djarumdudley]

No, I took that one too.

[Captain VXR]

Check again ese.

[djarumdudley]

I did, nothing out of line here.

[Donney]

Where?

[Mintexmemory]

Ici, hier, 'ere Guvnor - end of communication

[Donney]

That's what's out of line, communication ain't over! The LW is mine.

[djarumdudley]

You must enjoy the past, because the last word is right here in the present.

[schmenke]

I'll enjoy the future with the LW.

[Donney]

A brief future it will be....

[djarumdudley]

...meanwhile back in the present

[Donney]

I will present myself with the LW.

[Mintexmemory]

In the last word of Matt Groening - 'Yoink'

[Donney]

Oh please...

[djarumdudley]

Yes, so pleased to have the last word once again.

[Donney]

You´ll be displeased when you realise...

[djarumdudley]

nothing to realize here, only last word.

[Donney]

Notice the gap beside you, where it used to be.... Because now it is here with me.

[Mintexmemory]

Balderdash

[Captain VXR]

Cheers mate.

[Donney]

Enough LW for you!!!!

[djarumdudley]

and that's quite enough for you.

[Donney]

Nah, not really.

[Captain VXR]

Roll that ****, light that ****, smoke it.
Realise that I have absconded in the company of the last word.

[Donney]

but the LW keeps coming back to me...

[djarumdudley]

no it doesn't.

[schmenke]

Correct.

[djarumdudley]

...about me having the last word.

[Captain VXR]

In a previous period of time.

[djarumdudley]

well, there's no best time than right now.

[Captain VXR]

For me anyway

[djarumdudley]

the time wasn't good enough for the last word

[Donney]

I will keep the LW company.

[SGWilko]

The LW would not sound as good on LW as it would on FM......

[djarumdudley]

the last word will now be mine again

[SGWilko]

Short lived glory

[schmenke]

The glory, as well as the LW, is all mine!

[Captain VXR]

That's just the schizophrenia bro.

[Donney]

Yeah give him some pills and give me the LW.

[djarumdudley]

I'll have both, thank you.

[Donney]

BOTH???? You won't have the LW and you definitely won't have me!!!! Have as many pills as you please...

[djarumdudley]

Ok, fine I'll keep the lat word and you can have the pills.

[Donney]

I think you misread my post...

[djarumdudley]

don't think so.

[Donney]

The LW and I are going for a pint!!!!!

[djarumdudley]

the last word had had enough of your intoxicated antics.

[Captain VXR]

Seeing as I smoked some herbs with the lw earlier, I don't think it minds my intoxicated antics.

[djarumdudley]

it may not mind, but the last word prefers my company.

[Donney]

Those herbs are making you delusional.. we all know the LW prefers my company and my conversation.

[djarumdudley]

The last word has grown tired of you and has returned to it's rightful place.

[Captain VXR]

Here.

[djarumdudley]

Not There.

[Donney]

You're right!

[djarumdudley]

Of course i am when it comes to having the last word.

[Donney]

You WERE right now you ARE wrong and the LW is, as it should always have been, mine.

[schmenke]

The LW just enjoyed a healthy breakfast of a bagel and cream cheese with me :)

[djarumdudley]

It's back with me as i have a delicious bowl of Golden Grahams.

[Donney]

But not with the LW.

[djarumdudley]

that is very wrong.

[schmenke]

The LW and I are now heading over to the local public house to enjoy a beverage or two in celebration of my year-end bonus :)

[djarumdudley]

You may continue celebrating, but I'll now have the last word.

[Donney]

No, not you.

[djarumdudley]

No, yes me.

[Captain VXR]

Oppan last word mine.

[djarumdudley]

Again incorrect.

[Donney]

So much wrongness in the previous posts....

[djarumdudley]

....But such rightness in this one.

[Mintexmemory]

Piffle!

[djarumdudley]

Chortle, chortle

[Donney]

Boff, boff...

[schmenke]

Such baffoonery. The LW is not impressed. As such, it's leaving you all to stay permanently with me.

[djarumdudley]

what an inaccuracy.

[djarumdudley]

What a blaring inaccuracy.

[Donney]

If there ever was one...

[schmenke]

The LW is always accurate.

[djarumdudley]

Accuarately with me.

[Mintexmemory]

Balderdash (spelled correctly!)

[djarumdudley]

poppycock

[Donney]

You keep bickering, I'll have the LW.

[schmenke]

Temporarily.

[djarumdudley]

Correct, as here is a permanent solution.

[donKey jote]

a solution is only permanent if the solute remains forever disolved.

[djarumdudley]

the last word needs not complicated reasoning for remaining with me.

[Donney]

Allow me to disagree...

[djarumdudley]

I'll assume your issue was with the first part of my statement, not with my having the last word.

[Donney]

Oh no, no, since the LW is rightfully mine I don't really have an issue, you know?

[Mintexmemory]

Stuff and Nonsense

[schmenke]

Indeed. Time to close this thread.

[djarumdudley]

Now would be he right time.

[Mintexmemory]

TLW is spherical and plural

[djarumdudley]

There can be only one last word and it's here with me.

[Captain VXR]

You simply have a forgery.

[schmenke]

That's what I've been saying all along.

[SGWilko]

Bonus, wtf is that?? Lucky git! Did you see what I did there, got the last word.....

[djarumdudley]

No you didn't.

[Donney]

Because I did.

[djarumdudley]

You mean had.

[Mintexmemory]

Tommyrot

[Captain VXR]

Indeed, Tommy Robinson is rotting in jail, a good thing. An even better thing is my ownership of the last word.

[djarumdudley]

Too bad the last word prefers it here.

[schmenke]

What makes you think that?

[djarumdudley]

Instinct

[Donney]

Which must be as basic as it is wrong.

[djarumdudley]

Your one wrong makes a right for me.

[Donney]

Expect for the fact that the LW is mine.

[djarumdudley]

Was yours, I lways expect the last word to return to me.

[Donney]

A vain hope it is...

[djarumdudley]

....yet consistently achieved.

[Captain VXR]

In your imagination.

[djarumdudley]

This is actually very real.

[Donney]

I don't think so.

[djarumdudley]

The last word thinks so.

[schmenke]

No. The LW is just toying with you. Reality is that it's perpetually with me.

[Donney]

If perpetually includes aaaaaaaall the time it spends with me.. then maybe, just maybe.

[djarumdudley]

but if it's with both of you all the time and with me all the time, but I'm never with either one of you I must conclude that you both are wrong.

[schmenke]

Nah, it's all relative. You two merely live in parallel universes, but there is only one true LW.

[djarumdudley]

And as always it is with me.

[schmenke]

No, it's just an illusion.

[djarumdudley]

Yes, what you have is an illusion, this is reality.

[Donney]

The reality here, people, is that the one and only LW is mine and with me it shall remain.

[djarumdudley]

Until, that is, off course, now.

[Donney]

I strongly disagree.

[djarumdudley]

The last word doesn't.

[Captain VXR]

Disagree with my ownership of it.

[djarumdudley]

Thanks for completing my sentence.

[Captain VXR]

Nah mate you started mine.

[djarumdudley]

The last word isn't buying what you're selling.

[Donney]

Because it needs nothing when it is with me.

[djarumdudley]

Which is precisely why it prefers being with me.

[Captain VXR]

Just started a job as a debt collector. I have repossessed the last word. Merry Christmas.

[djarumdudley]

That's a Scrooge move undeserving of the last word. Merry Christmas.

[Donney]

The LW is merrier by my side.

[djarumdudley]

Too bad it is no longer there.

[schmenke]

First LW of the new year!

[djarumdudley]

and now for mine.

[Donney]

And my first LW of 2013 and mine should it remain forever, if you were proper gentlemen....

[schmenke]

I guess we're not proper gentlemen :p :

[djarumdudley]

Never have been.

[Captain VXR]

I am.

[djarumdudley]

Not really.

[Donney]

From what the LW is telling me I am not surprised...

[djarumdudley]

The last word must've told you that when you had it.

[Donney]

I never stopped having it.

[djarumdudley]

Rest assured, you don't have it now.

[Donney]

Yes I do!

[djarumdudley]

No, you don't!

[Donney]

I am pretty sure I do.

[djarumdudley]

Still incorrect.

[Donney]

The LW does not agree.

[schmenke]

To alleviate your squabbling the LW has permanently returned to me.

[djarumdudley]

That really had to have been difficult to determine without having the last word to ask.

[Donney]

I can ask the LW but I already know the answer, and you won't like it...

[Captain VXR]

So you got my message from the lw to you?

[djarumdudley]

Yes, the message was for me to have the last word.

[Donney]

But not in this thread

[djarumdudley]

Then in what thread? Rather we shall just conclude that I have the last word in ALL threads.

[Donney]

In all OTHER threads maybe...

[djarumdudley]

No, that most certainly includes this one.

[Donney]

By mistake.

[djarumdudley]

Yes, your mistake.

[Donney]

Mine?, how? I wonder...

[djarumdudley]

Someone without the last word, like yourself would of course be confused.

[Donney]

The LW confirms my lack of confusion.

[djarumdudley]

The apparent lack of confusion was temporary.

[Captain VXR]

Rolling down the street smoking endo, sippin' on gin and juice. That's what me and the lw are up to now.

[Donney]

Enough of that nonsense, the LW is safe here with me

[schmenke]

The LW is traumatized after having been with you lot for so long. It needs peaceful rest and recuperation with me for many years to come.

[djarumdudley]

Your have a short definition of years.

[Donney]

He does, doesn't he?

[djarumdudley]

The last word and I agree.

[schmenke]

Once again, the LW has come running back to me.

[djarumdudley]

For what was a short time.

[Captain VXR]

It's snowed in here.

[djarumdudley]

It's since been shoveled out.

[Donney]

The LW is happy with the cold and sunny morning we have here.

[djarumdudley]

Ditto.

[schmenke]

The LW is accustomed to cold and snow :)

[djarumdudley]

Which is why it's with me.

[Donney]

It is now here watching the snow through the window.

[djarumdudley]

It's left you to enjoy a late night viewing of Ghostbusters 2 with me.

[schmenke]

The LW is disappointed with your choice of films.
It’s back with me enjoying quality time.

[djarumdudley]

The last word has had enough of spending time with one with such poor taste.

[Donney]

Which is why it is here with me.

[djarumdudley]

Until now.

[Captain VXR]

Too tired to say anything other than mine :D

[Donney]

Which incidentally it is not true.

[djarumdudley]

Mine now

[Captain VXR]

Not for the forseeable future.

[djarumdudley]

I'll have it for the seeable future then.

[Donney]

Check your eyes, the LW is mine.

[djarumdudley]

My eyes aren't deceiving me, it's right here with me.

[schmenke]

You're hallucinating again. The LW is clearly here with me.

[djarumdudley]

The is nothing clear regarding your concept of having the last word.

[Donney]

Clear or not for you, the LW is rightfully mine.

[djarumdudley]

Only on a temporary basis.

[Donney]

Time is never ending so yes, I can live with that.

[djarumdudley]

You can also live without the last word.

[Donney]

I could but the LW wants to live with me and I am happy with that.