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schmenke
6th June 2012, 16:54
The LW is friendly and does like to visit others from time to time, but its permanent home is with me.

djarumdudley
6th June 2012, 17:51
it must really dislike it's "permanent" home considering how much it wants to be away

Captain VXR
8th June 2012, 22:19
which is why it moved in with me

djarumdudley
9th June 2012, 06:31
obviously the last word could not deal with stating with you

Captain VXR
10th June 2012, 13:28
The last word could not deal with your spelling.

djarumdudley
11th June 2012, 05:37
fortunately the last word is rather forgiving

schmenke
11th June 2012, 19:06
Yes, and it has much sympathy for you sorry lot, but it prefers more intellectual companionship which is why it's here with me.

djarumdudley
11th June 2012, 19:18
the last word feels your type of companionship is a poor excuse for intellectual

Captain VXR
12th June 2012, 20:31
Indeed, the reason it is with me.

djarumdudley
13th June 2012, 00:54
but yet it continues it's relentless running away from you

schmenke
13th June 2012, 17:04
...and returning to me.

Captain VXR
13th June 2012, 21:34
Me and the last word enjoy our open relationship, mine again.

djarumdudley
14th June 2012, 00:42
and now back to me

Captain VXR
17th June 2012, 17:56
Back again

djarumdudley
18th June 2012, 03:58
....with me

schmenke
18th June 2012, 17:27
This thread is like a yo-yo. Time to put an end to it by claiming the definative LW.

Captain VXR
18th June 2012, 23:25
Yeah, mine.

djarumdudley
19th June 2012, 04:58
i'm sure mine is what was actually meant

schmenke
19th June 2012, 15:59
This tread is futile. Let's just agree to disagree whilst I claim the LW for benefit of everyone.

djarumdudley
19th June 2012, 17:24
there is no benefit to anyone when I don't have the last word

schmenke
19th June 2012, 21:13
We need to consider what's best for the LW. I think we all agree that it's best left with me.

djarumdudley
20th June 2012, 01:02
seems that the last word has quite validly objected to your point

Captain VXR
21st June 2012, 22:46
I'm its legal representative and have confirmed the above

djarumdudley
22nd June 2012, 01:00
you may continue representing the last word while i maintain it.

Captain VXR
22nd June 2012, 21:28
as its legal representative,I have devised a scheme to exploit a legal loophole that gives me the last word

djarumdudley
23rd June 2012, 04:38
guess the last word is not satisfied with your services

schmenke
26th June 2012, 16:37
Which is why it's with me.

djarumdudley
26th June 2012, 18:10
the above is yet another glaring miscalculation

Captain VXR
26th June 2012, 21:23
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My last word

djarumdudley
27th June 2012, 05:21
and farewell to your last word...hope you enjoyed it

Captain VXR
28th June 2012, 17:16
Still enjoying it

djarumdudley
29th June 2012, 01:01
no more enjoyment for you.

Captain VXR
4th July 2012, 23:20
You've had it way too long

djarumdudley
5th July 2012, 03:45
and your time was too short

Captain VXR
5th July 2012, 16:04
Oh no you didn't *click click click*

djarumdudley
6th July 2012, 00:02
oh yes i did, and i'll do it again...

Captain VXR
6th July 2012, 22:39
Wanna bet?

djarumdudley
7th July 2012, 04:53
guess you lose

schmenke
11th July 2012, 15:56
The only winner around here is me because I have the LW.

djarumdudley
11th July 2012, 18:26
your victories are always short lived

Rollo
13th July 2012, 07:20
A lot of little victories take all the pain away.

djarumdudley
13th July 2012, 09:08
having the last word takes the pain away for me

schmenke
13th July 2012, 21:48
I thought, on the whole, Preparation H takes the pain away?

donKey jote
13th July 2012, 22:15
is that really a question?

djarumdudley
14th July 2012, 03:38
being that your in the wrong thread, i'll have the last word

Captain VXR
16th July 2012, 23:49
Been abroad for the past week, came back with the last word and a tan.

djarumdudley
18th July 2012, 16:15
well that's enough of your reunion with the last word

Captain VXR
20th July 2012, 22:23
Oh ho ho is funny because last word is actually property of me.

djarumdudley
21st July 2012, 04:16
as something is lost in the translation, i'll retain the last word

Captain VXR
21st July 2012, 21:01
.enim si drow tsal ehT

djarumdudley
23rd July 2012, 03:50
no longer yours...which is easier understood as such

Captain VXR
23rd July 2012, 19:16
I think not.

djarumdudley
24th July 2012, 02:49
me thinks you remain incorrect

Captain VXR
25th July 2012, 16:24
Methinks you're suffering from delusional fantasies.

djarumdudley
25th July 2012, 17:38
that statement is clearly arguable, but what is undeniable is my possession of the last word

Captain VXR
25th July 2012, 19:45
For a limited period, finishing now.

djarumdudley
26th July 2012, 06:01
but only to begin again now

Captain VXR
26th July 2012, 14:02
And end as quickly as it started.

djarumdudley
27th July 2012, 01:09
just to begin anew

Captain VXR
29th July 2012, 17:18
Everything that has a beginning has an end.

djarumdudley
30th July 2012, 03:18
and sometimes they have a continuation

Captain VXR
30th July 2012, 13:30
Also known as theft.

djarumdudley
30th July 2012, 17:47
I prefer the term "appropriation"

schmenke
16th August 2012, 15:39
I prefer the LW.

djarumdudley
17th August 2012, 01:35
not as much as me

Captain VXR
17th August 2012, 18:08
or me.

djarumdudley
17th August 2012, 18:20
too bad you can't hold on to it

Captain VXR
18th August 2012, 00:55
oy vey

djarumdudley
18th August 2012, 19:05
kvetch all you like without the last word

Captain VXR
18th August 2012, 19:10
I'll kvetch all I like with the last word ta.

djarumdudley
19th August 2012, 07:06
well i've had enough of your kvetching with the last word

schmenke
20th August 2012, 16:15
I like my LW with kvetchup.

djarumdudley
20th August 2012, 22:29
I like my LW with kvetchup.

oh my last word...that was just horrible....

Captain VXR
20th August 2012, 23:22
Taking the last word to its psychiatrist

djarumdudley
21st August 2012, 16:37
must've been a short trip

Captain VXR
21st August 2012, 19:37
nah we just stopped at yours on the way

schmenke
21st August 2012, 23:05
The LW doesn't need a quack, it's just fine with me.

djarumdudley
21st August 2012, 23:22
nah we just stopped at yours on the way

you must've found little assistance

schmenke
22nd August 2012, 15:46
The LW is looking forward to a little holiday.

djarumdudley
22nd August 2012, 18:34
with me

Captain VXR
22nd August 2012, 18:46
to visit me

djarumdudley
23rd August 2012, 05:10
as always it prefers time with me

Captain VXR
23rd August 2012, 22:47
If that's true, the lw must be a masochist.

djarumdudley
24th August 2012, 00:40
i make no judgments upon the last word's lifestyle decisions

Captain VXR
24th August 2012, 15:48
Well I'm taking it for its own safety

schmenke
24th August 2012, 16:30
The LW has fled from your clutches and is now safely with me.

djarumdudley
24th August 2012, 16:51
the last word feels no more safe with you, so it has returned to it's proper place

Captain VXR
25th August 2012, 01:02
....with me.

djarumdudley
25th August 2012, 02:43
you are once again mistaken

Captain VXR
26th August 2012, 00:08
I think not

djarumdudley
26th August 2012, 08:36
oh, i do think so

Captain VXR
26th August 2012, 12:08
oh, I do not think so

djarumdudley
26th August 2012, 21:47
you need to stop that and just get over it already

Captain VXR
28th August 2012, 00:20
bollox.

djarumdudley
28th August 2012, 03:36
yes, bollox indeed

Captain VXR
28th August 2012, 19:28
Ha ha.

djarumdudley
29th August 2012, 05:16
i imagine it is funny losing the last word at the frequency you do

Captain VXR
30th August 2012, 00:58
Well, yes it is funny to lose it less frequently than you.

djarumdudley
30th August 2012, 04:01
my frequency of loss matters not compared to my current possesion

Captain VXR
30th August 2012, 10:04
True, it doesn't matter how much you lose it when you've lost it.

djarumdudley
30th August 2012, 21:32
yes, what matters is my gaining it back.

Captain VXR
31st August 2012, 00:14
A futile endeavour.

djarumdudley
31st August 2012, 03:42
is you keeping the last word

Captain VXR
31st August 2012, 17:11
Ah thunk yore gramer is badd.

djarumdudley
31st August 2012, 19:05
grammar matters little to me when having the last word

Captain VXR
1st September 2012, 00:14
The last word is part of the pedantic grammar nazi club.

djarumdudley
5th September 2012, 00:20
you've had this for far too long

Captain VXR
5th September 2012, 11:31
I think not.

djarumdudley
5th September 2012, 15:45
so do you think you've had it long enough now?

Captain VXR
5th September 2012, 23:41
Nope.

schmenke
11th September 2012, 16:16
The LW has had quite enough of the Captain and is now relaxing in my company.

Captain VXR
12th September 2012, 00:07
There ain't no such thang as too much Captain VXR.

djarumdudley
12th September 2012, 01:28
the last word and I beg to differ.

Captain VXR
12th September 2012, 15:40
The last word has recovered from your water boarding.

djarumdudley
13th September 2012, 04:31
apparently it's a glutton for punishment

schmenke
13th September 2012, 15:15
Indeed, especially since it endures you two.

Captain VXR
13th September 2012, 21:55
I wouldn't call it enduring me.

djarumdudley
14th September 2012, 01:37
i'd call it toleration at best of you.

Captain VXR
15th September 2012, 15:42
I beg to differ.

djarumdudley
15th September 2012, 19:52
seems the last word continues to disagree

Captain VXR
16th September 2012, 01:21
Seems it don't.

djarumdudley
16th September 2012, 10:52
couldn't we just agree to disagree at this point, until then though I will hold the last word

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Captain VXR
16th September 2012, 15:10
Agreeing to disgree means losing the argument.

djarumdudley
16th September 2012, 16:29
except you still fail to realize there's no such thing as me losing an argument

Captain VXR
17th September 2012, 00:21
I think this shall go on forever then.

djarumdudley
17th September 2012, 07:13
let's cut forever down to this post then

Captain VXR
17th September 2012, 21:32
I think not.

djarumdudley
18th September 2012, 04:27
your thinking remains, as always, faulty at best

Rollo
19th September 2012, 00:55
I like faulty thinking. It causes me to correct things.

schmenke
19th September 2012, 18:55
The LW prefers reasoning.

djarumdudley
20th September 2012, 04:40
actually it prefers me

Captain VXR
21st September 2012, 17:41
Sorry, schmenke was right. It prefers reasoning, and has reasoned that I am its rightful owner.

djarumdudley
22nd September 2012, 00:36
so i guess this is your idea of ownership

Captain VXR
22nd September 2012, 04:25
Yeah.

djarumdudley
22nd September 2012, 20:28
you certainly maintain a poor concept of it

Captain VXR
23rd September 2012, 01:20
That depends on your concept of poor concept.

djarumdudley
23rd September 2012, 02:20
my concept of holding the last word remains better than yours

Captain VXR
23rd September 2012, 02:28
'Better' is subjective.

djarumdudley
23rd September 2012, 15:53
this, though, is conclusive

Captain VXR
23rd September 2012, 21:36
Shouldn't conclusions end in a full stop?

djarumdudley
24th September 2012, 01:03
You need to pose that question in the proper thread. The last word and I are disappointed in your ability to differentiate between threads.

Captain VXR
24th September 2012, 01:21
I may not be able to differentiate between threads but I do have the last word.

djarumdudley
24th September 2012, 03:11
sadly, you are mistaken

Captain VXR
26th September 2012, 00:48
I do not make mistakes.

djarumdudley
26th September 2012, 02:59
there's a lot of do not about you, like you do not have the last word

Captain VXR
27th September 2012, 14:18
I do not not have the last word. You're semi-correct.

djarumdudley
28th September 2012, 02:54
no, no I'm fully correct

Captain VXR
29th September 2012, 01:59
Prove it.

djarumdudley
29th September 2012, 05:34
Done.

Captain VXR
29th September 2012, 15:51
Debunked.

djarumdudley
29th September 2012, 16:14
Your debunking has been refuted.

Captain VXR
30th September 2012, 20:48
Not correctly.

djarumdudley
1st October 2012, 05:42
but always accurately

Captain VXR
3rd October 2012, 20:16
Not to a very high degree.

djarumdudley
4th October 2012, 16:33
but yet, just enough

Donney
4th October 2012, 17:28
In the name of a common and greater good I will have the LW from now on. Thanks.

djarumdudley
4th October 2012, 23:57
your cameo appearance cleary served little use

Captain VXR
5th October 2012, 02:10
Agreed.

Donney
5th October 2012, 13:30
I should say you're all wrong.

djarumdudley
5th October 2012, 16:32
too bad what you say doesn't hold up well.

schmenke
5th October 2012, 20:12
What's Donney doing here? Who invited him to the LW party?

djarumdudley
5th October 2012, 22:28
it wasn't me

Captain VXR
6th October 2012, 14:27
Nor me.

djarumdudley
6th October 2012, 16:24
it also wasn't the last word

Captain VXR
7th October 2012, 01:25
The last word tells me it was.

djarumdudley
7th October 2012, 02:48
the last word tells you nothing now.

Captain VXR
7th October 2012, 22:45
For it need not to.

djarumdudley
8th October 2012, 03:49
because you don't have it

Captain VXR
8th October 2012, 11:26
I think you have confused 'I' and 'you'.

Donney
8th October 2012, 16:47
I agree your concept of possession is rather vague.

Captain VXR
8th October 2012, 23:55
However my knowledge of possession is not.

djarumdudley
9th October 2012, 04:56
but your practice of it is.

Donney
9th October 2012, 12:32
I will take the LW to show you how it's done.

djarumdudley
9th October 2012, 22:53
surely you mean how it's done ineffectively.

Donney
11th October 2012, 09:33
I meant what I meant.

Captain VXR
11th October 2012, 22:38
Thanks for dropping it off on the way.

djarumdudley
11th October 2012, 23:44
and glad you could hand it off.

Captain VXR
12th October 2012, 21:45
To myself.

schmenke
12th October 2012, 21:49
The LW does not like being passed around like a cheap bottle of liquor. So it has decided to stay put with me.

djarumdudley
13th October 2012, 01:45
and so it was a short stay.

Captain VXR
14th October 2012, 01:34
And back to me. Puff puff pass.

djarumdudley
14th October 2012, 03:56
and here is where the cipher ends.

Captain VXR
14th October 2012, 15:18
Opu zfu, uif mbtu xpse fokpzt djqifst.

djarumdudley
14th October 2012, 17:26
i guess since you can't have the last word, you've decide to come up with your own?

Captain VXR
15th October 2012, 02:04
Xspoh. J ibwf uif mbtu xpse.

djarumdudley
15th October 2012, 02:52
less gibberish, more last word for me.

Donney
15th October 2012, 09:45
Enough LW for you, it is mine!

djarumdudley
15th October 2012, 16:42
the above post is in error.

Donney
15th October 2012, 20:52
As far I can tell it wasn't, really...

schmenke
15th October 2012, 21:36
Yes it was. The LW is once again with its rightful owner.

Captain VXR
16th October 2012, 00:47
...Captain VXR.

djarumdudley
16th October 2012, 07:05
Your ownership has been foreclosed on.

schmenke
16th October 2012, 16:21
You have all been merely renting the LW. Its permanent home is with me.

Donney
16th October 2012, 16:35
Oh please...

djarumdudley
16th October 2012, 17:05
yes, i'm pleased to welcome the last word back to me.

schmenke
16th October 2012, 17:34
For a brief visit...

djarumdudley
16th October 2012, 18:45
...it was an ever so brief visit to you.

Donney
17th October 2012, 17:04
It will remain here for eternity.

djarumdudley
18th October 2012, 07:44
you have a short sense of eternity

Mintexmemory
18th October 2012, 14:30
Infinitessimally small, apparently - welcome to your new home, last word. I'm sure your brief sojourn will be the most significant of your entire existence. That is all.......

Donney
18th October 2012, 15:55
It tells me it didn't mean that much...

Mintexmemory
18th October 2012, 16:28
The first true word (but not the last now) that you've said

djarumdudley
18th October 2012, 18:10
...and it tells me it's glad to be back home

Mintexmemory
18th October 2012, 18:18
Did it say 'Gee, but it's great to be back home' in which case Paul Simon would have the last word. But clearly he hasn't

schmenke
18th October 2012, 21:10
Nor have you.

Mintexmemory
18th October 2012, 21:49
As no stranger to the cold hard water you'll appreciate what a slippery little devil it is :)

djarumdudley
19th October 2012, 08:29
as you well know seeing how it's slipped from your grasp

Mintexmemory
19th October 2012, 08:37
But incredibly bouncy too!

Donney
19th October 2012, 10:41
Look at it bouncing back home with me!

Mintexmemory
19th October 2012, 15:08
woops, should've kept the window shut

schmenke
19th October 2012, 16:15
It has bounced right back into my possession and I’ve firmly shut all windows.

Mintexmemory
19th October 2012, 17:08
But while your back was turned it snuck out the door -you really are careless with something unique

djarumdudley
19th October 2012, 17:49
and your ability at maintaining it's possession is just as deficient.

Captain VXR
20th October 2012, 20:15
As is yours.

djarumdudley
20th October 2012, 23:04
but my recovery skills are second to none.

Mintexmemory
21st October 2012, 22:24
Make that second to me!

djarumdudley
22nd October 2012, 03:41
the last word only wants to be with numero uno.

Donney
22nd October 2012, 17:35
You are all highly delusional, the LW is here by my side.

Captain VXR
23rd October 2012, 02:30
Lay of the pcp man, the last word is mine.

djarumdudley
23rd October 2012, 07:55
not anymore!

Ninar69
23rd October 2012, 09:55
Temporarily.
x

djarumdudley
23rd October 2012, 17:19
your right, it was temporarily with you.

Donney
23rd October 2012, 19:20
It is permanently mine.

Mintexmemory
24th October 2012, 00:59
As deluded as a guy sailing west from Europe looking for India!

djarumdudley
24th October 2012, 06:42
I lay claim to this last word in the name of me.

Ninar69
24th October 2012, 09:32
It's mine I tell you. All mine.
x

djarumdudley
24th October 2012, 16:37
no, no it's not.

Donney
24th October 2012, 18:12
MINE!!!!!

djarumdudley
24th October 2012, 19:28
This confusion stops here.

Donney
24th October 2012, 20:00
Just to make your life easier, I'll let you know the LW is mine (and happy to be so)

Mintexmemory
25th October 2012, 00:55
The sun never sets on British possession of the last word

Captain VXR
25th October 2012, 01:11
True dat.

djarumdudley
25th October 2012, 07:20
nothing is truer than this last word.

Donney
25th October 2012, 19:19
It is raining here and the LW can confirm that.

Captain VXR
26th October 2012, 02:03
Because it trusts your weather observations whilst skyping you from my house.

djarumdudley
26th October 2012, 07:19
the only accurate forecast is that the last word is 100% mine.

MrJan
26th October 2012, 13:06
Does this thread still exist?

Edit: Bloody hell, just checked the number of posts per user and I'm only marginally second to Donney....I used to have a lot more spare time.

djarumdudley
26th October 2012, 17:23
yes it does, and the post per user stat is meaningless compared to the current user stat.

MrJan
26th October 2012, 18:34
I'm well aware of how the LW thread works, which is why I shall have the LW.

djarumdudley
26th October 2012, 19:21
....ever so briefly

MrJan
26th October 2012, 20:27
I'm having a poo.

schmenke
26th October 2012, 20:59
Thank goodness for mobile technology.

djarumdudley
27th October 2012, 07:57
it will never cease to amaze

Captain VXR
27th October 2012, 15:09
Unlike the lw, which I'm used to having.

djarumdudley
27th October 2012, 18:03
you mean were used to having.

MrJan
27th October 2012, 20:16
HOUHGOIHSGOPIHSPIJ moo

Captain VXR
29th October 2012, 00:46
Yeehaw!

djarumdudley
29th October 2012, 02:05
Yipee ki yay, Mr.Falcon!!

MrJan
29th October 2012, 13:15
Word