The Last Word

[djarumdudley]

the last word has no need for such nonsense

[Rollo]

So? It might not... but we do.

[CarlMetro]

no, not necessary

[schmenke]

Is it me or has this thread deteriorated even further upon Carl’s return?

[555-04Q2]

Nah, Carl is a scholar and a gentleman. It's just you schmenke :p :

[Rollo]

I don't see how it could deteriorate any further. Twice nothing is still nothing.

[djarumdudley]

and less than nothing is you with the last word

[555-04Q2]

No that would be double less than nothing and a complete tradegy if you ask me.

[schmenke]

A tragedy is the LW hanging about with you lot.

[Donney]

Don't worry I am here to take care of matters.

[Rollo]

I think more important than the phone hacking scandal, a far deeper question needs to be asked.... Will It Blend?

YouTube - ‪Will It Blend? - iPhone3G‬‏ (http://youtu.be/DLxq90xmYUs)

[555-04Q2]

He should have used an old model 300340004563534268888ABYFPP563765VGT4536356, spec 89G. That would have stood up to the test.

[schmenke]

The LW uses two paper cups and a string.

[Donney]

The last word in technology....

[djarumdudley]

...is here

[Rollo]

The last word in technology is... Tnetennba !

[Donney]

Yeah right...

[555-04Q2]

:erm: He's not right...

[Donney]

I know he isn't....

[555-04Q2]

You don't know anything ;)

[Captain VXR]

Ignorance is bliss.

[Donney]

What would you know?

[555-04Q2]

More than you that's for sure :p :

[Donney]

That's to be determined.

[555-04Q2]

It already has been.....by me :D

[schmenke]

Try again.

[Donney]

and again

[schmenke]

This is pointless. We all know the LW feels uncomortable around you lot and prefers to stay with me.

[Donney]

Where? in Canada? come on.....

[djarumdudley]

it's also not a fan of spain....

[schmenke]

The LW doesn't mind travelling, it's the company that matters...

[Rollo]

it's also not a fan of spain....

All hail Ashley Giles, KING OF SPAIN!

http://worldcricketwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/king-of-spain.jpg

[Donney]

I knew there was a reason why cricket was never popular in Spain...

The LW would have never made such a mistake.

[Rollo]

Donney lives in a town that sounds like the name of at least two French Prime Ministers.

[djarumdudley]

neither of which have the last word

[Donney]

I never thought of it, I will need the LW to help me reflect on it.

[Captain VXR]

You'll have to wait a while

[Donney]

Time's up!

[CarlMetro]

What already?

[Donney]

Time flies...

[CarlMetro]

Fruit flies?

[Rollo]

This is the usual Fruit Fly Exclusion Zone sign:
http://images.travelpod.co.uk/users/mryoung/rtw_2006.1145515140.dscf0278.jpg

But before you look at the next one, I suggest you listen to Creep by Radiohead and in particular this line
"But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here."
Linky: Fruit fly exclusion zone, Victoria | Photo (http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/253939)

That was on the radio once when I passed one of these signs; it added an unexpected amount of pathos to the scene.

[CarlMetro]

Well whilst you play with your flies, I'll take the LW to the park.

[Donney]

Not this LW, this one is staying here.

[CarlMetro]

where?

[Donney]

here, here...

[555-04Q2]

...there, there...

[Captain VXR]

5GNbl-jHf6E
Headphones on, volume to max, enjoy whilst I have the lw

[CarlMetro]

You mean ear plugs in!!

[Donney]

The LW is enjoying the weather here.

[Captain VXR]

You mean ear plugs in!!

Only if you have inferior ears to mine

[CarlMetro]

nowt wrong with my ears

[Captain VXR]

Mine are superior.

[djarumdudley]

yours are without last word

[Donney]

The LW doesn't have an ear fetish....

[djarumdudley]

nor a Donney fetish

[Donney]

No but the LW is definitely in love with me.

[Captain VXR]

Only as a mistress

[CarlMetro]

Sorry but the LW is busy trying to get me some new trainers and 50" plasma from Clapham innit

[djarumdudley]

seems as though it's failed you

[Donney]

I will ask the LW.

[Captain VXR]

you'll have to wait a while, its sent me some trainers and a 50" tv, must be the wrong address or something

[djarumdudley]

the last word wasn't part of the delivery

[CarlMetro]

True, it's actually helping out with the clean up now.

[schmenke]

Do new trainers and a 50" plasma t.v. cause much of a mess?

[CarlMetro]

Depends what you do with the packaging

[schmenke]

How do you like the t.v.? The schmenke's purchased a 50" plasma a couple of years ago.

[CarlMetro]

it's very nice

[555-04Q2]

50" Plasma!!! Someone's trying to compensate for other shortcomings :p : :D

[Captain VXR]

...such as a lack of LW

[CarlMetro]

No problems here, nothing to see, move along now....

[Captain VXR]

http://www.uselessgraphics.com/lastwordcat.gif

[djarumdudley]

that kitty has been sent to abu dhabi without the last word

[Captain VXR]

I am no longer the owner of said kitty.

[CarlMetro]

....or the lw

[Captain VXR]

_

[djarumdudley]

mine

[CarlMetro]

nope

[555-04Q2]

Just realised...I AM the LW :D

[schmenke]

Keep trying...

[Rollo]

I had the Last Word before it was cool to have it.

[555-04Q2]

Fake LW's made in China don't count...

[schmenke]

Indeed. Although a reasonable facsimile, the quality just isn't the same.

[555-04Q2]

Is anything these days up to the LW's minimal quality requirements?

[Captain VXR]

only Captain VXR.

[555-04Q2]

In your dreams!

[schmenke]

The LW prefers the quality companionship of me.

[555-04Q2]

Too mix quality and schmenke in the same sentence does not compute!

[schmenke]

You have a poor vision of quality :p :

[555-04Q2]

I beg to dıffer :p :

[schmenke]

The LW is requesting to see your QA plan.

[djarumdudley]

this post is that plan

[555-04Q2]

The LW says your plan is sure to fail, horribly :p :

[CarlMetro]

Quite agree

[Captain VXR]

The last word is amused.

[CarlMetro]

not really

[djarumdudley]

now for some end of vacation last word

[555-04Q2]

The LW does not take vacations neither does it recognise the term "vacation". It does not have time for such pleasures.

[CarlMetro]

quite agree

[djarumdudley]

the last word does not

[555-04Q2]

Is it possible that the LW is wrong :s hock:

<ducks for cover>

[Captain VXR]

Is it possible that the LW is not Seth Efrikan?

[CarlMetro]

I very much doubt it

[djarumdudley]

don't doubt that the last word is back with me

[CarlMetro]

I doubt that too

[555-04Q2]

The LW thinks dj is either mad, confused or fousto's long lost love child.

[CarlMetro]

Eww fousto's love child........need the LW to help take the image out of my brain

[Captain VXR]

Tough, you gotta go cold turkey.

[Rollo]

Do I get anything to go with my cold turkey? Cranberry Sauce? Mustard?

What say ye?

[djarumdudley]

hot gravy and stuffing

[555-04Q2]

Nothing like a stuffed turkey at Christmas!!!!! Even the LW would approve!

[Captain VXR]

Had some turkey earlier :facelick:

[CarlMetro]

Yuk!

[Captain VXR]

Poncy a$$ vegan.

[djarumdudley]

think you meant ass

[555-04Q2]

no, he meant he would pa$$

[CarlMetro]

pure carnivore me, just like the LW, just don't do turkey, not even Christmas.

[djarumdudley]

doesn't sound like a pure carnivore to me

[Captain VXR]

there's only one way to find out

[djarumdudley]

hurricane last word

[Captain VXR]

cloudy last word.

[CarlMetro]

Meaty LW for me, with extra meat and a side order of meat to go with the main meat course.

[Captain VXR]

^^^Sausagefest LW?^^^

[djarumdudley]

sausage ppie would be preferable

[CarlMetro]

sausages smosauges, proper meat is needed for the LW and prime cuts at that.

[schmenke]

The LW doesn't mind sausages.

[Rollo]

http://tilti.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/loganspringbreak.jpg

Wolverine likes sausages. I suspect that Deadpool might as well, though he'd probably try to have a conversation with them.

[djarumdudley]

and what an epic conversation it would be

[555-04Q2]

nothing is epic unless I am around...

[schmenke]

Nothing is dull unless you're around...

[CarlMetro]

I prefer shinny things

[Captain VXR]

The lw is not shiny.

[schmenke]

The LW is not dull.

[CarlMetro]

The LW is not yours

[555-04Q2]

Nor is it your...

[schmenke]

Rainy day LW.

[555-04Q2]

Rope the sun and dry up the rain.

[djarumdudley]

having the last word always makes the rain go away

[555-04Q2]

what about the blues?

[djarumdudley]

having the last word eliminates that as well

[555-04Q2]

the LW is impressive beyond my comprehension then...

[schmenke]

That's not hard to do :p :

[SGWilko]

The last word(s) will probably be 'wtf was tha...........'

[Captain VXR]

You need the last word, I don't need you.

[SGWilko]

Last word freak :p

[Captain VXR]

:p

[schmenke]

The LW does not enjoy the company of freaks.

[djarumdudley]

indeed, it prefers the company of me

[Captain VXR]

but it has no choice.

[555-04Q2]

yes it does.........me...

[CarlMetro]

Has there ever been a thread with some many people posting such wrongness before?

[555-04Q2]

Not sure, but you are sure contributing a lot to the cause :p :

[Captain VXR]

I've left the cause, with possession of the LW

[CarlMetro]

Forum police set the trap, you have been caught, surrender or die!

[djarumdudley]

consider this a stolen last word

[CarlMetro]

Recovered, forum police would like a word.....

[djarumdudley]

surely not the last one

[schmenke]

The stolen LW is a copy.
The genuine one is safe and secure with me.

[SGWilko]

The stolen LW is a copy.
The genuine one is safe and secure with me.

Rubbish, you are a clone, I have the original LW....


Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha.......

[Captain VXR]

Due to the ineffectiveness of the forum police, I've escaped with the evidence

[djarumdudley]

the last word was not part of that evidence

[555-04Q2]

the last word owns the evidence, the rest is just circumstantial.

[SGWilko]

the last word owns the evidence, the rest is just circumstantial.

Ownership is disputed by ancient land rights - you are knackered legally!

[CarlMetro]

No knackered at all, in fact I feel quite awake!

[schmenke]

The LW is knackered and needs a rest. I suggest you all leave it be while I watch over it.

[SGWilko]

The LW is knackered and needs a rest. I suggest you all leave it be while I watch over it.

Unfair advantage - go straight to jail and do not collect £200 if you pass go!

[Captain VXR]

Free Parking!

[CarlMetro]

And a sticky bun

[Allyc85]

I like buns... but im not hungry! ;)

[djarumdudley]

the last word is not hungry for you

[Rollo]

Free Parking!

From the official rules:
http://www.hasbro.com/common/instruct/monins.pdf
“FREE PARKING”… A player landing on this place does not receive any money, property or reward of any kind. This is just a “free” resting place.

My favourite thing on the Monopoly board is Quality Street. Who cares about being the thimble or the dog, I wanna be the GREEN TRIANGLE!

[CarlMetro]

The green triangle is ok but I prefer the LW

[555-04Q2]

What about both...is it possible to have both at the same time?

[schmenke]

No, it has to be one or the other. You can have the green triangle and I'll take the LW.

[555-04Q2]

That sounds like a cr@p deal to me. How about a schoolyard swop?

[Captain VXR]

^^^What does this say blud? Property of Captain VXR. What does this say blud? Made in Captain VXR.^^^

[555-04Q2]

The LW thinks the good old Captain has gone mad and needs to be sent to a mental facility....as soon as possible...

[Captain VXR]

I don't need treatment. And neither do I.

[djarumdudley]

nor do you need the last word, both of you

[Captain VXR]

But the third of me does.

[djarumdudley]

amazing how all of you could be wrong

[555-04Q2]

we add you to that wrong list...

[Captain VXR]

.....and you........... :D

[schmenke]

The LW is concerned of such incompetence, so it will be staying with me indefinately.

[djarumdudley]

seems that's the same reason the last word has returned to me

[555-04Q2]

How can so many be so wrong all the time...the LW is with me...it always has been...you all have been chasing a fake...while the original is safely stowed away...with me of course :p :

[Captain VXR]

....just got back from Durban, lw in tow.

[djarumdudley]

the tow has failed

[555-04Q2]

just like all other attempts to unlawfully gain the LW fail!

[Captain VXR]

works now

[schmenke]

You are all making attempts at the facsimile LW. Knock your socks off. The real LW is with me.

[Captain VXR]

I made the facsimile lw for you :)

[555-04Q2]

So schmenke has got the fake decoy while I have the real one :p :

[Captain VXR]

yes.

[schmenke]

Is "fake decoy" not a double-negative, meaning I do have the real LW :p :

[djarumdudley]

no

[555-04Q2]

what Dudley said :D

[Captain VXR]

relaxing avec lw

[djarumdudley]

now i am

[Captain VXR]

time's up.

[djarumdudley]

for your turn

[555-04Q2]

and yours...

[djarumdudley]

the last word doesn't agree

[555-04Q2]

yes it does

[schmenke]

The LW is tired of all this bickering and has decided to take up permanent residence with me.

[djarumdudley]

the last word was not a fan of your accomodations

[Rollo]

Wibbly Wobbly TIMEY WIMEY!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XULrv9c8q0)

Those four words have been flying around this office all afternoon... it's been quite surreal.

[555-04Q2]

The LW is not a fan of Dr Who.

[Captain VXR]

But it does like my house.

[555-04Q2]

The LW disagrees. The lack of a jacuzzi was frowned upon...

[djarumdudley]

the last word has agreed to return to me regardless of jacuzzi involvement

[Captain VXR]

Unfortunately for you, it got confused and thought I lived in New Yoik.

[djarumdudley]

seems the last word has returned to its senses

[Captain VXR]

its back on the LSD

[schmenke]

Nope, never was.

[Captain VXR]

That was part of its hallucinations

[schmenke]

The LW is of sound mind.
That's more than I can say for some of you lot :s

[CarlMetro]

Speak for yourself

[306 Cosworth]

Wow I haven't done this for a while!

[CarlMetro]

No point in starting now

[Captain VXR]

Leave it to those with experience

[555-04Q2]

Counts you out then :p :

[schmenke]

Yep, leave the LW to a qualified professional such as me.

[Captain VXR]

Buying fake diplomas from fake Indian colleges does not count Schmenke.......

[555-04Q2]

I have a diploma in bull$h!t and it out qualifies any other form of diploma so leave the LW to me...

[schmenke]

I have a diploma in bull$h!t ...

Well, you certainly put it to good use around here :p :

[Captain VXR]

I have a diproma in rast word studies that I bought off eBay. I win.

[555-04Q2]

Well, you certainly put it to good use around here :p :

:laugh: :up: :laugh:

[Rollo]

The annoucement on the train I was on tonight said it would arrive at Blacktown Station at 1928. They got that wrong; it looked like the train arrived in the mid 70s.

[schmenke]

The LW does not enjoy the train.

[Captain VXR]

I concur

[555-04Q2]

The LW doesn't...

[CarlMetro]

public transport? No thanks, the LW is far too classy for that.

[555-04Q2]

The LW owns the worlds public transport system and laughs at all the people using it while it cruises past in its Limo :p :

[schmenke]

Yep, the LW is a limo driver and takes me wherever I want to go.

[Rollo]

S-K-R-T-E-L, He's a lad who can not spell...

[Captain VXR]

I can spell, however.

[CarlMetro]

Just not Last Word eh?

[Captain VXR]

Lst wors. Damn it. Can this go on for another 500 pages?

[555-04Q2]

Yes, the LW has infinite stamina...

[Captain VXR]

good good

[Rollo]

Lst wors. Damn it. Can this go on for another 500 pages?

If it went on for 500 pages, then it can go on for 500 more,
Just to be the thread to go a thousand posts, to fall down at the door...

http://testtagmelbourne.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double_Adapter.jpghttp://testtagmelbourne.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double_Adapter.jpghttp://testtagmelbourne.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double_Adapter.jpghttp://testtagmelbourne.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double_Adapter.jpg

DOUBLE ADAPTER, DOUBLE ADAPTER, DOUBLE ADAPTER, DOUBLE ADAPTER
Dun da daa dun dun dun dun... etc.

[schmenke]

Electrifying post.

[555-04Q2]

Unlike yours :p :

[Captain VXR]

sober lw.

[555-04Q2]

I think you meant somber!

[schmenke]

I pity the LW having to endure such confusion.

[Captain VXR]

It has no self pity.

[555-04Q2]

The LW laughs in the face of pity...

[Captain VXR]

I just checked, and indeed it does