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djarumdudley
11th July 2011, 03:40
the last word has no need for such nonsense

Rollo
11th July 2011, 03:42
So? It might not... but we do.

CarlMetro
11th July 2011, 14:01
no, not necessary

schmenke
11th July 2011, 17:30
Is it me or has this thread deteriorated even further upon Carl’s return?

555-04Q2
11th July 2011, 19:30
Nah, Carl is a scholar and a gentleman. It's just you schmenke :p :

Rollo
11th July 2011, 22:16
I don't see how it could deteriorate any further. Twice nothing is still nothing.

djarumdudley
12th July 2011, 04:03
and less than nothing is you with the last word

555-04Q2
12th July 2011, 12:25
No that would be double less than nothing and a complete tradegy if you ask me.

schmenke
12th July 2011, 15:33
A tragedy is the LW hanging about with you lot.

Donney
12th July 2011, 16:48
Don't worry I am here to take care of matters.

Rollo
12th July 2011, 22:21
I think more important than the phone hacking scandal, a far deeper question needs to be asked.... Will It Blend?

YouTube - ‪Will It Blend? - iPhone3G‬‏ (http://youtu.be/DLxq90xmYUs)

555-04Q2
13th July 2011, 07:15
He should have used an old model 300340004563534268888ABYFPP563765VGT4536356, spec 89G. That would have stood up to the test.

schmenke
13th July 2011, 15:20
The LW uses two paper cups and a string.

Donney
14th July 2011, 16:28
The last word in technology....

djarumdudley
15th July 2011, 04:06
...is here

Rollo
15th July 2011, 05:31
The last word in technology is... Tnetennba !

Donney
15th July 2011, 11:39
Yeah right...

555-04Q2
17th July 2011, 16:42
:erm: He's not right...

Donney
18th July 2011, 10:18
I know he isn't....

555-04Q2
18th July 2011, 11:55
You don't know anything ;)

Captain VXR
18th July 2011, 14:25
Ignorance is bliss.

Donney
19th July 2011, 09:29
What would you know?

555-04Q2
19th July 2011, 12:19
More than you that's for sure :p :

Donney
19th July 2011, 12:56
That's to be determined.

555-04Q2
20th July 2011, 12:58
It already has been.....by me :D

schmenke
20th July 2011, 15:22
Try again.

Donney
21st July 2011, 10:13
and again

schmenke
21st July 2011, 15:28
This is pointless. We all know the LW feels uncomortable around you lot and prefers to stay with me.

Donney
21st July 2011, 17:18
Where? in Canada? come on.....

djarumdudley
22nd July 2011, 02:02
it's also not a fan of spain....

schmenke
22nd July 2011, 15:30
The LW doesn't mind travelling, it's the company that matters...

Rollo
25th July 2011, 22:36
it's also not a fan of spain....

All hail Ashley Giles, KING OF SPAIN!

http://worldcricketwatch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/king-of-spain.jpg

Donney
26th July 2011, 09:49
I knew there was a reason why cricket was never popular in Spain...

The LW would have never made such a mistake.

Rollo
28th July 2011, 02:36
Donney lives in a town that sounds like the name of at least two French Prime Ministers.

djarumdudley
28th July 2011, 03:50
neither of which have the last word

Donney
28th July 2011, 09:50
I never thought of it, I will need the LW to help me reflect on it.

Captain VXR
28th July 2011, 17:37
You'll have to wait a while

Donney
29th July 2011, 11:29
Time's up!

CarlMetro
29th July 2011, 13:45
What already?

Donney
29th July 2011, 16:27
Time flies...

CarlMetro
31st July 2011, 03:17
Fruit flies?

Rollo
1st August 2011, 02:56
This is the usual Fruit Fly Exclusion Zone sign:
http://images.travelpod.co.uk/users/mryoung/rtw_2006.1145515140.dscf0278.jpg

But before you look at the next one, I suggest you listen to Creep by Radiohead and in particular this line
"But I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo. What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here."
Linky: Fruit fly exclusion zone, Victoria | Photo (http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/253939)

That was on the radio once when I passed one of these signs; it added an unexpected amount of pathos to the scene.

CarlMetro
1st August 2011, 09:22
Well whilst you play with your flies, I'll take the LW to the park.

Donney
1st August 2011, 10:54
Not this LW, this one is staying here.

CarlMetro
3rd August 2011, 09:29
where?

Donney
3rd August 2011, 11:02
here, here...

555-04Q2
3rd August 2011, 12:23
...there, there...

Captain VXR
3rd August 2011, 17:01
5GNbl-jHf6E
Headphones on, volume to max, enjoy whilst I have the lw

CarlMetro
4th August 2011, 09:45
You mean ear plugs in!!

Donney
4th August 2011, 10:52
The LW is enjoying the weather here.

Captain VXR
4th August 2011, 17:26
You mean ear plugs in!!

Only if you have inferior ears to mine

CarlMetro
4th August 2011, 23:08
nowt wrong with my ears

Captain VXR
5th August 2011, 00:18
Mine are superior.

djarumdudley
5th August 2011, 02:29
yours are without last word

Donney
5th August 2011, 11:42
The LW doesn't have an ear fetish....

djarumdudley
6th August 2011, 02:25
nor a Donney fetish

Donney
6th August 2011, 12:00
No but the LW is definitely in love with me.

Captain VXR
6th August 2011, 22:41
Only as a mistress

CarlMetro
9th August 2011, 01:59
Sorry but the LW is busy trying to get me some new trainers and 50" plasma from Clapham innit

djarumdudley
9th August 2011, 03:43
seems as though it's failed you

Donney
9th August 2011, 10:40
I will ask the LW.

Captain VXR
9th August 2011, 22:14
you'll have to wait a while, its sent me some trainers and a 50" tv, must be the wrong address or something

djarumdudley
10th August 2011, 03:16
the last word wasn't part of the delivery

CarlMetro
10th August 2011, 11:15
True, it's actually helping out with the clean up now.

schmenke
10th August 2011, 15:33
Do new trainers and a 50" plasma t.v. cause much of a mess?

CarlMetro
10th August 2011, 16:58
Depends what you do with the packaging

schmenke
10th August 2011, 17:27
How do you like the t.v.? The schmenke's purchased a 50" plasma a couple of years ago.

CarlMetro
12th August 2011, 10:31
it's very nice

555-04Q2
12th August 2011, 11:16
50" Plasma!!! Someone's trying to compensate for other shortcomings :p : :D

Captain VXR
12th August 2011, 15:19
...such as a lack of LW

CarlMetro
12th August 2011, 16:45
No problems here, nothing to see, move along now....

Captain VXR
12th August 2011, 17:54
http://www.uselessgraphics.com/lastwordcat.gif

djarumdudley
13th August 2011, 03:58
that kitty has been sent to abu dhabi without the last word

Captain VXR
13th August 2011, 20:54
I am no longer the owner of said kitty.

CarlMetro
14th August 2011, 09:20
....or the lw

Captain VXR
14th August 2011, 16:47
_

djarumdudley
15th August 2011, 23:56
mine

CarlMetro
16th August 2011, 10:23
nope

555-04Q2
16th August 2011, 11:51
Just realised...I AM the LW :D

schmenke
16th August 2011, 22:26
Keep trying...

Rollo
17th August 2011, 01:51
I had the Last Word before it was cool to have it.

555-04Q2
17th August 2011, 12:40
Fake LW's made in China don't count...

schmenke
17th August 2011, 15:31
Indeed. Although a reasonable facsimile, the quality just isn't the same.

555-04Q2
17th August 2011, 16:05
Is anything these days up to the LW's minimal quality requirements?

Captain VXR
18th August 2011, 07:40
only Captain VXR.

555-04Q2
18th August 2011, 12:20
In your dreams!

schmenke
18th August 2011, 16:18
The LW prefers the quality companionship of me.

555-04Q2
18th August 2011, 16:24
Too mix quality and schmenke in the same sentence does not compute!

schmenke
18th August 2011, 19:18
You have a poor vision of quality :p :

555-04Q2
18th August 2011, 19:27
I beg to dıffer :p :

schmenke
18th August 2011, 20:36
The LW is requesting to see your QA plan.

djarumdudley
19th August 2011, 05:03
this post is that plan

555-04Q2
19th August 2011, 07:29
The LW says your plan is sure to fail, horribly :p :

CarlMetro
19th August 2011, 10:12
Quite agree

Captain VXR
21st August 2011, 15:43
The last word is amused.

CarlMetro
21st August 2011, 21:00
not really

djarumdudley
22nd August 2011, 10:09
now for some end of vacation last word

555-04Q2
22nd August 2011, 12:12
The LW does not take vacations neither does it recognise the term "vacation". It does not have time for such pleasures.

CarlMetro
22nd August 2011, 18:11
quite agree

djarumdudley
23rd August 2011, 01:11
the last word does not

555-04Q2
23rd August 2011, 12:11
Is it possible that the LW is wrong :s hock:

<ducks for cover>

Captain VXR
23rd August 2011, 21:52
Is it possible that the LW is not Seth Efrikan?

CarlMetro
24th August 2011, 00:50
I very much doubt it

djarumdudley
24th August 2011, 01:39
don't doubt that the last word is back with me

CarlMetro
24th August 2011, 11:01
I doubt that too

555-04Q2
24th August 2011, 11:48
The LW thinks dj is either mad, confused or fousto's long lost love child.

CarlMetro
24th August 2011, 22:10
Eww fousto's love child........need the LW to help take the image out of my brain

Captain VXR
24th August 2011, 23:20
Tough, you gotta go cold turkey.

Rollo
25th August 2011, 02:54
Do I get anything to go with my cold turkey? Cranberry Sauce? Mustard?

What say ye?

djarumdudley
25th August 2011, 03:53
hot gravy and stuffing

555-04Q2
25th August 2011, 12:15
Nothing like a stuffed turkey at Christmas!!!!! Even the LW would approve!

Captain VXR
25th August 2011, 21:01
Had some turkey earlier :facelick:

CarlMetro
25th August 2011, 22:19
Yuk!

Captain VXR
25th August 2011, 23:25
Poncy a$$ vegan.

djarumdudley
26th August 2011, 03:49
think you meant ass

555-04Q2
26th August 2011, 12:49
no, he meant he would pa$$

CarlMetro
26th August 2011, 17:33
pure carnivore me, just like the LW, just don't do turkey, not even Christmas.

djarumdudley
27th August 2011, 10:10
doesn't sound like a pure carnivore to me

Captain VXR
27th August 2011, 14:06
there's only one way to find out

djarumdudley
27th August 2011, 17:47
hurricane last word

Captain VXR
27th August 2011, 20:07
cloudy last word.

CarlMetro
27th August 2011, 22:16
Meaty LW for me, with extra meat and a side order of meat to go with the main meat course.

Captain VXR
28th August 2011, 14:26
^^^Sausagefest LW?^^^

djarumdudley
29th August 2011, 00:46
sausage ppie would be preferable

CarlMetro
29th August 2011, 09:24
sausages smosauges, proper meat is needed for the LW and prime cuts at that.

schmenke
29th August 2011, 21:09
The LW doesn't mind sausages.

Rollo
30th August 2011, 02:28
http://tilti.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/loganspringbreak.jpg

Wolverine likes sausages. I suspect that Deadpool might as well, though he'd probably try to have a conversation with them.

djarumdudley
30th August 2011, 03:39
and what an epic conversation it would be

555-04Q2
30th August 2011, 07:37
nothing is epic unless I am around...

schmenke
30th August 2011, 15:31
Nothing is dull unless you're around...

CarlMetro
30th August 2011, 21:27
I prefer shinny things

Captain VXR
30th August 2011, 21:35
The lw is not shiny.

schmenke
31st August 2011, 00:51
The LW is not dull.

CarlMetro
31st August 2011, 01:45
The LW is not yours

555-04Q2
31st August 2011, 12:38
Nor is it your...

schmenke
31st August 2011, 15:28
Rainy day LW.

555-04Q2
31st August 2011, 16:51
Rope the sun and dry up the rain.

djarumdudley
1st September 2011, 01:53
having the last word always makes the rain go away

555-04Q2
1st September 2011, 12:28
what about the blues?

djarumdudley
2nd September 2011, 05:13
having the last word eliminates that as well

555-04Q2
2nd September 2011, 07:08
the LW is impressive beyond my comprehension then...

schmenke
2nd September 2011, 15:49
That's not hard to do :p :

SGWilko
2nd September 2011, 15:52
The last word(s) will probably be 'wtf was tha...........'

Captain VXR
2nd September 2011, 17:48
You need the last word, I don't need you.

SGWilko
2nd September 2011, 17:49
Last word freak :p

Captain VXR
2nd September 2011, 19:18
:p

schmenke
2nd September 2011, 23:25
The LW does not enjoy the company of freaks.

djarumdudley
3rd September 2011, 03:22
indeed, it prefers the company of me

Captain VXR
4th September 2011, 14:09
but it has no choice.

555-04Q2
5th September 2011, 12:32
yes it does.........me...

CarlMetro
5th September 2011, 15:29
Has there ever been a thread with some many people posting such wrongness before?

555-04Q2
5th September 2011, 16:47
Not sure, but you are sure contributing a lot to the cause :p :

Captain VXR
5th September 2011, 22:28
I've left the cause, with possession of the LW

CarlMetro
5th September 2011, 22:29
Forum police set the trap, you have been caught, surrender or die!

djarumdudley
5th September 2011, 22:58
consider this a stolen last word

CarlMetro
5th September 2011, 23:15
Recovered, forum police would like a word.....

djarumdudley
6th September 2011, 00:38
surely not the last one

schmenke
6th September 2011, 15:42
The stolen LW is a copy.
The genuine one is safe and secure with me.

SGWilko
6th September 2011, 15:45
The stolen LW is a copy.
The genuine one is safe and secure with me.

Rubbish, you are a clone, I have the original LW....


Bwaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha.......

Captain VXR
6th September 2011, 20:29
Due to the ineffectiveness of the forum police, I've escaped with the evidence

djarumdudley
7th September 2011, 02:46
the last word was not part of that evidence

555-04Q2
7th September 2011, 11:43
the last word owns the evidence, the rest is just circumstantial.

SGWilko
7th September 2011, 11:59
the last word owns the evidence, the rest is just circumstantial.

Ownership is disputed by ancient land rights - you are knackered legally!

CarlMetro
7th September 2011, 13:17
No knackered at all, in fact I feel quite awake!

schmenke
7th September 2011, 15:47
The LW is knackered and needs a rest. I suggest you all leave it be while I watch over it.

SGWilko
7th September 2011, 15:48
The LW is knackered and needs a rest. I suggest you all leave it be while I watch over it.

Unfair advantage - go straight to jail and do not collect £200 if you pass go!

Captain VXR
7th September 2011, 17:48
Free Parking!

CarlMetro
7th September 2011, 18:12
And a sticky bun

Allyc85
7th September 2011, 18:24
I like buns... but im not hungry! ;)

djarumdudley
8th September 2011, 02:03
the last word is not hungry for you

Rollo
8th September 2011, 03:46
Free Parking!

From the official rules:
http://www.hasbro.com/common/instruct/monins.pdf
“FREE PARKING”… A player landing on this place does not receive any money, property or reward of any kind. This is just a “free” resting place.

My favourite thing on the Monopoly board is Quality Street. Who cares about being the thimble or the dog, I wanna be the GREEN TRIANGLE!

CarlMetro
8th September 2011, 10:47
The green triangle is ok but I prefer the LW

555-04Q2
8th September 2011, 11:41
What about both...is it possible to have both at the same time?

schmenke
8th September 2011, 15:56
No, it has to be one or the other. You can have the green triangle and I'll take the LW.

555-04Q2
8th September 2011, 17:06
That sounds like a cr@p deal to me. How about a schoolyard swop?

Captain VXR
8th September 2011, 21:11
^^^What does this say blud? Property of Captain VXR. What does this say blud? Made in Captain VXR.^^^

555-04Q2
9th September 2011, 07:14
The LW thinks the good old Captain has gone mad and needs to be sent to a mental facility....as soon as possible...

Captain VXR
9th September 2011, 21:38
I don't need treatment. And neither do I.

djarumdudley
10th September 2011, 04:04
nor do you need the last word, both of you

Captain VXR
10th September 2011, 20:13
But the third of me does.

djarumdudley
12th September 2011, 00:42
amazing how all of you could be wrong

555-04Q2
12th September 2011, 12:31
we add you to that wrong list...

Captain VXR
12th September 2011, 22:31
.....and you........... :D

schmenke
13th September 2011, 00:11
The LW is concerned of such incompetence, so it will be staying with me indefinately.

djarumdudley
13th September 2011, 03:56
seems that's the same reason the last word has returned to me

555-04Q2
13th September 2011, 07:03
How can so many be so wrong all the time...the LW is with me...it always has been...you all have been chasing a fake...while the original is safely stowed away...with me of course :p :

Captain VXR
13th September 2011, 20:56
....just got back from Durban, lw in tow.

djarumdudley
14th September 2011, 03:31
the tow has failed

555-04Q2
14th September 2011, 07:04
just like all other attempts to unlawfully gain the LW fail!

Captain VXR
14th September 2011, 17:24
works now

schmenke
14th September 2011, 22:10
You are all making attempts at the facsimile LW. Knock your socks off. The real LW is with me.

Captain VXR
14th September 2011, 23:27
I made the facsimile lw for you :)

555-04Q2
15th September 2011, 07:16
So schmenke has got the fake decoy while I have the real one :p :

Captain VXR
15th September 2011, 21:08
yes.

schmenke
15th September 2011, 21:11
Is "fake decoy" not a double-negative, meaning I do have the real LW :p :

djarumdudley
16th September 2011, 04:16
no

555-04Q2
16th September 2011, 06:59
what Dudley said :D

Captain VXR
16th September 2011, 18:30
relaxing avec lw

djarumdudley
17th September 2011, 17:55
now i am

Captain VXR
17th September 2011, 20:11
time's up.

djarumdudley
20th September 2011, 05:25
for your turn

555-04Q2
20th September 2011, 12:16
and yours...

djarumdudley
20th September 2011, 16:56
the last word doesn't agree

555-04Q2
21st September 2011, 07:04
yes it does

schmenke
21st September 2011, 23:04
The LW is tired of all this bickering and has decided to take up permanent residence with me.

djarumdudley
22nd September 2011, 04:38
the last word was not a fan of your accomodations

Rollo
22nd September 2011, 06:33
Wibbly Wobbly TIMEY WIMEY!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XULrv9c8q0)

Those four words have been flying around this office all afternoon... it's been quite surreal.

555-04Q2
22nd September 2011, 17:28
The LW is not a fan of Dr Who.

Captain VXR
22nd September 2011, 18:03
But it does like my house.

555-04Q2
22nd September 2011, 18:05
The LW disagrees. The lack of a jacuzzi was frowned upon...

djarumdudley
22nd September 2011, 21:23
the last word has agreed to return to me regardless of jacuzzi involvement

Captain VXR
23rd September 2011, 21:38
Unfortunately for you, it got confused and thought I lived in New Yoik.

djarumdudley
23rd September 2011, 23:00
seems the last word has returned to its senses

Captain VXR
24th September 2011, 00:13
its back on the LSD

schmenke
26th September 2011, 19:47
Nope, never was.

Captain VXR
26th September 2011, 21:11
That was part of its hallucinations

schmenke
3rd October 2011, 22:51
The LW is of sound mind.
That's more than I can say for some of you lot :s

CarlMetro
4th October 2011, 22:01
Speak for yourself

306 Cosworth
5th October 2011, 23:07
Wow I haven't done this for a while!

CarlMetro
5th October 2011, 23:52
No point in starting now

Captain VXR
9th October 2011, 14:56
Leave it to those with experience

555-04Q2
11th October 2011, 12:13
Counts you out then :p :

schmenke
11th October 2011, 15:37
Yep, leave the LW to a qualified professional such as me.

Captain VXR
11th October 2011, 21:23
Buying fake diplomas from fake Indian colleges does not count Schmenke.......

555-04Q2
12th October 2011, 12:39
I have a diploma in bull$h!t and it out qualifies any other form of diploma so leave the LW to me...

schmenke
12th October 2011, 15:20
I have a diploma in bull$h!t ...

Well, you certainly put it to good use around here :p :

Captain VXR
12th October 2011, 19:16
I have a diproma in rast word studies that I bought off eBay. I win.

555-04Q2
13th October 2011, 12:20
Well, you certainly put it to good use around here :p :

:laugh: :up: :laugh:

Rollo
13th October 2011, 13:14
The annoucement on the train I was on tonight said it would arrive at Blacktown Station at 1928. They got that wrong; it looked like the train arrived in the mid 70s.

schmenke
13th October 2011, 15:28
The LW does not enjoy the train.

Captain VXR
13th October 2011, 21:18
I concur

555-04Q2
14th October 2011, 15:47
The LW doesn't...

CarlMetro
14th October 2011, 16:04
public transport? No thanks, the LW is far too classy for that.

555-04Q2
14th October 2011, 16:27
The LW owns the worlds public transport system and laughs at all the people using it while it cruises past in its Limo :p :

schmenke
14th October 2011, 20:31
Yep, the LW is a limo driver and takes me wherever I want to go.

Rollo
15th October 2011, 15:01
S-K-R-T-E-L, He's a lad who can not spell...

Captain VXR
16th October 2011, 13:49
I can spell, however.

CarlMetro
19th October 2011, 14:50
Just not Last Word eh?

Captain VXR
19th October 2011, 22:02
Lst wors. Damn it. Can this go on for another 500 pages?

555-04Q2
20th October 2011, 12:49
Yes, the LW has infinite stamina...

Captain VXR
20th October 2011, 13:27
good good

Rollo
20th October 2011, 13:42
Lst wors. Damn it. Can this go on for another 500 pages?

If it went on for 500 pages, then it can go on for 500 more,
Just to be the thread to go a thousand posts, to fall down at the door...

http://testtagmelbourne.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double_Adapter.jpghttp://testtagmelbourne.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double_Adapter.jpghttp://testtagmelbourne.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double_Adapter.jpghttp://testtagmelbourne.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/Double_Adapter.jpg

DOUBLE ADAPTER, DOUBLE ADAPTER, DOUBLE ADAPTER, DOUBLE ADAPTER
Dun da daa dun dun dun dun... etc.

schmenke
24th October 2011, 20:27
Electrifying post.

555-04Q2
25th October 2011, 16:49
Unlike yours :p :

Captain VXR
25th October 2011, 23:22
sober lw.

555-04Q2
26th October 2011, 12:10
I think you meant somber!

schmenke
26th October 2011, 15:32
I pity the LW having to endure such confusion.

Captain VXR
26th October 2011, 17:48
It has no self pity.

555-04Q2
28th October 2011, 11:41
The LW laughs in the face of pity...

Captain VXR
28th October 2011, 13:16
I just checked, and indeed it does