The Last Word

[DonnieDarco]

You do it! I'm busy :D

[stevie_gerrard]

Im tired, Im going to Bed, Night all! :D

[CarlMetro]

See ya then :wave:

[DonnieDarco]

Night Carl :D

[Donney]

Good afternoon!!!

:wave:

[DonnieDarco]

Ahhh, another incredibly dull Sunday that goes on for all eternity - where would we be without them :D

[Donney]

We would be on Monday and that's not good, even if Sundays are boring they are way better than Mondays.

[DonnieDarco]

We could have two Saturdays instead :D

[Donney]

If you know how to get it done, please give me a call. :p :

[CarlMetro]

I could tell you, but I'd have to kill you :)

[Donney]

The LW would help it, that's the love the LW has for me. :cool:

[DonnieDarco]

Help what? :D

[Rollo]

I declare that today Monday 8th January 2007, is officially World Driveway Appreciation Day. Since the local council is digging up our footpath, I really appreciated that space to park my car, but today everyone's cars are parked out in the street.

[CarlMetro]

O........K :dozey:

[DonnieDarco]

Morning all :D

[CarlMetro]

I bid the premier greetings of this fine week, for it is the first post of a new day for me and the true LW :wave:

[Donney]

:wave:

[Rollo]

Update on this World Driveway Appreciation Day:

The local council have erected a little white tent and have run a bobcat along the nature strip but as yet I stil can not park my car in the garage. Grr.

[harvick#1]

:wave:

good day everyone

[schmenke]

G'day all! :)

[Donney]

Hi Mr. schmenke.

[grassrootsracer]

Ahoy! I have returned to claim what is mine, the last word. You all can go home now. *grabs last word, jumps into BMW Isetta, and putts away*

[DonnieDarco]

Well, it didn't work :D

[Donney]

What do you expect from an Isetta a dragster start?

(Walks to chase the Isetta opens the door thing, while driver puts the pedat to the metal, takes the LW and goes home)

[grassrootsracer]

Hmm. I'll have to rethink the get away car then. :burnout:

[Rollo]

Jan 9 - Rollo "Doesn't Appreciate the Council Day"
The bobcat is still on the nature strip and hasn't moved. The white tent is still there and no-one was in it today.

I still can't get my car in the garage.

[CarlMetro]

Could be worse, your car could still be in the garage ;)

[Donney]

Hmm. I'll have to rethink the get away car then. :burnout:

Cool looking vehicles but not very fast. :)

[CarlMetro]

............or very good at containing the LW :p :

[Donney]

But my car is way better to keep the LW safe.

[CarlMetro]

Shame you're not in your car then :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I'm not in a car, but its never stopped me thieving the LW :D

[fly_ac]

What's this LW all about ?

[Donney]

LW: Last Word, it started as a game in the old forums to see who had the last word when the mods closed the thread for being basically pointless.
Now it is a fierce battle over the control of the LW who has developed its own personality, some people claim the LW is a bloke, some others claim it helps them with their chores, but the real truth is that it is mine and no one else's.

:p :

[schmenke]

Nice try Donney :D

[fly_ac]

AAaaaaaahhh, so the question is who's is the LW really?

[Donney]

Not really because, despite schmenke et al :p : efforts it is really mine.

[harvick#1]

like hell it is :p :

[Donney]

It is I'm telling you :D

[harvick#1]

prove it :D

[schmenke]

Stop arguing you two. We all know to whom the LW belongs :D

[Donney]

Thank you schmenke. :p :

[DonnieDarco]

He's right of course - me :D

[schmenke]

You're all wrong!

[DonnieDarco]

Admit it Schmenke, you know you want to - The LW is mine :D

[Donney]

I'll admit it with no hesitation: The LW is mine.

[CarlMetro]

Well you'd be lying then :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Does he do that often? :D

[Donney]

No, but I may be lying..... so yes, but wait that could also be a lie.... :confused:

[DonnieDarco]

Well while you think about it, watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alEGSgSpKVg

Walken rules :D

[Donney]

Thanks for the vid, it's very good. But I don't have to think about it, I know what I'm saying and the LW is mine.

[harvick#1]

Walken, he's the best :laugh: :up:

but the LW is mine

[schmenke]

Bah, you all don't know what you're talking about :hmph: . The LW is, and always has been, the property of schmenke!

[DonnieDarco]

Bah, the fancy bolding don't mean a thing :D

[schmenke]

Sure it does!

[harvick#1]

Italics are better :D

[MrJan]

Does the font changing thing work the same as the last forum?

[CarlMetro]

Walkern is good, but Chuck Norris would kick his bum and then sit for breakfast ;)

and I prefer underlining for true bold statements

[DonnieDarco]

Its Walken, and Chucky? Don't make me laugh ;) :D

[fly_ac]

Who's Walken? :)

[CarlMetro]

Don't know, don't care either 'cos he doesn't have the LW ;)

[fly_ac]

Does Chuck have the LW? :D

[CarlMetro]

Nope, even Chuck ain't that good ;)

[fly_ac]

Poor Chuck. :ninja:

[CarlMetro]

I have no sympathies for him, respect yes, but no sympathy ;)

[fly_ac]

So can anybody actualy have the LW?

[CarlMetro]

Well it depends as to whether a mod ever decided to shut down this thread. The theory is that someone like pino or Andrea would announce the shutting of the thread, thus they would have the Last Word, but seeing as that isn't happening, I'll take it for now :D

[fly_ac]

So in theory I can take the LW as well, for now :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

Yes, in theory, sadly not in practice :p :

[fly_ac]

But I can try. :cool:

[CarlMetro]

Nobody will stop you trying, of that you can be certain. That everybody will try to stop you being sucessful in your quest is also a certainty ;)

[fly_ac]

All Righty then.

[CarlMetro]

Glad I could be of help :D

[Donney]

Clint Eastwood would kick Chucky's arse in a second, but not even him has the LW.

[fly_ac]

Thank you very very much :)

[CarlMetro]

Clint Eastwood? :rotflmao: Chuck would snap him in half and use his legs for a toothpick.

[Donney]

Your ignorance is unconcievable :mad:





:p :

[CarlMetro]

That may be true ;(

[fly_ac]

Clint Eastwood has a banana :D

[CarlMetro]

Is it one of Donney's?

[Donney]

And I have the LW.

[Donney]

Mr. Eastwood could have whatever he wanted from me. :p :

[CarlMetro]

Ooo er misses :s ailor:

[fly_ac]

Wow ouch :p imp:

[Donney]

:dozey: MAH!

[fly_ac]

I'm speechless

[harvick#1]

speechless or not, I have the LW :p :

[fly_ac]

UUuuuuh OK. :facelick:

[Donney]

My I have just started the computer LW.

[DonnieDarco]

Clint Eastwood? :rotflmao: Chuck would snap him in half and use his legs for a toothpick.

No chance!!! Chuck's just a walking tache, no substance :D

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW for a bit, meet us in the forum pub if you want us! :)

[DonnieDarco]

Who is us? :D

[schmenke]

Hey Stevie :wave:

[DonnieDarco]

And me! :D

[fly_ac]

Anyone for a LW?

[DonnieDarco]

I can't even find the forum pub! :D

[fly_ac]

nether can I ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Maybe its very exclusive, and I'm rifraff :D

[fly_ac]

Well said that! :cheese:

[DonnieDarco]

Whatever. The LW is mine, as always :D

[fly_ac]

I had the LW earlier on for almost an hour. :)

[DonnieDarco]

So? :D

[harvick#1]

wha?

[DonnieDarco]

Dunno :D

[harvick#1]

exactly :D

[DonnieDarco]

Don't you start :D

[schmenke]

Start what?

[DonnieDarco]

Nothing

[harvick#1]

indeed

[DonnieDarco]

Isn't it?

[harvick#1]

exactly not :D

[Donney]

Yeeeeah right! I'll take the LW away from your pointless arguing.

[harvick#1]

um...no :dozey:

[DonnieDarco]

Definitely no

[Donney]

Oh yes!

[DonnieDarco]

Never!

[Donney]

ending fight for the LW you mean?

[DonnieDarco]

Sort of!

[Donney]

I see, keep fighting then! :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I bloody will :D

[Donney]

What a surprise.....

[harvick#1]

swoop :D

[Donney]

Wooaaaa there!

[DonnieDarco]

Where?

[Donney]

Somewhere over the rainbow? Perhaps?

I dunno...

[DonnieDarco]

Ahh

[harvick#1]

wow

[DonnieDarco]

Makes me think of lemon drops

[schmenke]

Huh? :cornfused:

[DonnieDarco]

Que?

[schmenke]

Pardon?

[CarlMetro]

Why, do you need pardoning? I wondered what the smell was :p :

[DonnieDarco]

T'weren't me

[schmenke]

Maybe it's Donney's bananas?

[harvick#1]

I thought I smelled something foul :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Hey! I have no bananas. I have no bananas today. I sung that working man's club style :D

[Rollo]

Yay and woot... not.

My original "I hate the council day" has now turned into "I want to set fire to the council and declare my house an independant country day"

A letter today informs me that owing to the laying of cable, the footpath and consequently my driveway, will not be available for use until the 9th of February. And because a town planning notice was on display at the council chambers last year, there's nothing I can do because I was forewarned.

I'm starting to think that Wonko The Sane may have been right.

[fly_ac]

What? :confused:

[Rollo]

Wonko the Sane was the chap in The Guide who thought that the world was crazy and built an asylum to put it in.

[Donney]

I'm sorry to hear that Rollo. If there's something the LW and I can do, let us know.

:p :

[fly_ac]

I'l be glad to assist as well......








with the LW that is. :D

[CarlMetro]

But surely you'd need to have the LW to be able to offer it's assistance?

[fly_ac]

Assist with the LW not offer i'ts assistance. ;)

[schmenke]

Wouldn't matter anyways as the LW is mine!

[Donney]

No it isn't.

[fly_ac]

Anybody............


Nobody............


Aaah well then I'll have the LW for now. :p :

[harvick#1]

yeah right :rolleyes: :p :

[DonnieDarco]

My LW

[fly_ac]

Wrong :bandit:

[DonnieDarco]

Still my LW

[CarlMetro]

Still wrong, as usual :p :

[Donney]

It's good that you admit it Carl, it's a big step ahead.

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, he can work on that now.

[CarlMetro]

Oh dear :rolleyes:

I see that once again I have to remind you that I cannot be wrong, not ever, ever, ever, it is simply impossible for me to be wrong. I only understand what wrong means because the likes of Banana boy and DD display wrongness so damn often :D

[DonnieDarco]

Thats so wrong. :D

[Donney]

So now we are BB and DD, and you say you can't ever be wrong???? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked005.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

If you could only see the true.

[fly_ac]

I'l have the LW for now and bring it back later on. :dozey:

[CarlMetro]

Although I respect your knowledge of all things wrong, you being an expert in wrong things, I'm afraid this time, like so many previous, you're wrong again :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Wrong, wrong wrong wrong! Wrong wrong wrong wrong! You're wrong! :D

[CarlMetro]

I know you are, but what am I?

[DonnieDarco]

Wrong :D

[CarlMetro]

I know you are, but what am I?

[harvick#1]

incorrect :p :

[CarlMetro]

I know you are, but what am I? :p :

[Donney]

The LW would like to express its gratitude for your efforts but also declares to be mine forever and ever.

[CarlMetro]

:rotflmao:

[schmenke]

I'll save you all some time and effort... The LW belongs to me! Period!

[Donney]

I think you got owning mixed up with leasing.

[schmenke]

It's a long-term lease :D

[harvick#1]

but not long enough

[DonnieDarco]

Not nearly

[schmenke]

I'm just sub-leasing it to you lot :p :

[CarlMetro]

Well I refuse to pay, so I'll squat instead :D

[Rollo]

If you insist on squatting, wouldst thout require a chamber pot?
You really have to wonder sometimes...

Woah woah woah woah,
Yeah yeah yeah,
Dirty little devil

[djarumdudley]

i haven't the foggiest what's going on in here, but it's been far too long since i've had the last word.

[DonnieDarco]

I hope you feel better now Dudley :D

[djarumdudley]

then was good, but now is better!

[fly_ac]

I'l have the LW for now. :cheese:

[CarlMetro]

Yeah but that was then :p :

[fly_ac]

Wow your fast ! :dozey:

[Donney]

I'm not fast but I'm the owner of the LW.

[fly_ac]

Yeah Right :D

[fly_ac]

All times are GMT +2. The time now is 04:34 PM. :cheese:

[Donney]

So?

[DonnieDarco]

So................my LW

[schmenke]

So....... what are you on about? :p :

[Donney]

I'm taking the LW

[schmenke]

Hah! Not likely!

[stevie_gerrard]

Well, debatable... :p :

[schmenke]

Debating is redundent :D :

[Rollo]

Are you saying that yours is the last word on the Last Word because if it is, then other people may want to have words with you, notwithstanding that those words may or may not be a definative example on what the Last Word actually would be.

[DonnieDarco]

What he said :D

[fly_ac]

Have to agree! :cheese:

[Rollo]

Do you know what you're agreeing with?

[DonnieDarco]

No :D

[djarumdudley]

tha last word is shamed to be associated with a lemming such as yourself!

[DonnieDarco]

Moi?? :D

[Rollo]

There's a cliff, everybody let's make a run for it! :D

[CarlMetro]

You go first, we'll follow you............honest ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, I'm right behind Carl :D

[harvick#1]

and nobody will be left so the LW is mine :D

[djarumdudley]

surely you didn't really think that would work out?

[Donney]

He didn't because he knows the LW is rightfully mine.

[CarlMetro]

Erm.........

[Donney]

Yes?

[DonnieDarco]

Thanks :D

[Donney]

Wrong!

[DonnieDarco]

Eh? :D

[harvick#1]

wha? :p :

[djarumdudley]

wha? :p :

seeing as that was a mere vocal enunciation, you've lost your right to the last word.

[Rollo]

I always try to endeavour to make sure that my posts have real words in them.

Eh, sne and bah almost don't qualify, so please do put in the effort.

[schmenke]

Too much trouble :D

[Rollo]

Am I surrounded by an illiterate rabble? I suspected so :D

[stevie_gerrard]

not really, im very literate :)

[harvick#1]

me vrey litreate tooo :D

[fly_ac]

I'll have it!

[DonnieDarco]

I always try to endeavour to make sure that my posts have real words in them.

Eh, sne and bah almost don't qualify, so please do put in the effort.

It was eh and wha actually, though I noticed you got mine right. Huh? is the only response that springs to mind.

[CarlMetro]

Well perhaps you should try Wah! Because that would be an appropriate sound to make, seeing as you've just lost the LW :D

[DonnieDarco]

Morning Carl :D

[CarlMetro]

Morning DD :wave:

Check out the Missing members thread, you're being missed :s hock: :p :

http://www.motorsportforums.com/forums/showthread.php?p=173554&posted=1#post173554

[DonnieDarco]

Oh, I'm really not. Malllen hasn't read much of my work, obviously! These days I just try and hang on in here.

[CarlMetro]

Well I was going to say that the reason you stay out of Chit Chat these days is because of a certain Aussie ar$e, but he'd already posted on the thread so I thought it best not to ;)

[DonnieDarco]

You remember in shooting stars, when Vic would insist on telling a joke, and tumbleweed would blow through the studio? Its like that when I post :D

[CarlMetro]

Pretty much like it is in here then :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Yes :D

[CarlMetro]

Yes what :confused:

[DonnieDarco]

Err, please? Thankyou? I dunno :D

[CarlMetro]

Yes I dunno :confused:

That don't make sense even in DD world, does it?

[DonnieDarco]

I meant I dunno as in, I dunno which out of please or thankyou you'd prefer :D

[CarlMetro]

Oh...............I see, I think :dozey:

[DonnieDarco]

Alrighty then :D

[CarlMetro]

Not really, got a bit of a cough, but my back is better :D

[Donney]

That's good to know, I'll take the LW so it does not annoy you while you recover.

[DonnieDarco]

Thats not necessary Donney :D

[CarlMetro]

That's true......................OMG! DD was right about something :s hock:

[DonnieDarco]

'Tis a miracle :D

[CarlMetro]

Hmmm, must be quite nice, seeing as it's your first time, just don't keep doing it OK, leave that to the experts like me ;)

[Donney]

How do you call yourself an expert if the LW is here with me?

[CarlMetro]

The LW is not with you, and I was making a statement about my expertise in always being right, although my expertise in keep the LW is almost as good :D

[Donney]

I tend to disagree with both of your statements.

[CarlMetro]

That's because you've spent too much time with DD and her ways are rubbing off on you :p :

[Donney]

Not really that's because you are wrong even if you don't like to admit it.

Besides I'm not immune to strong "fragrances" :p :

[CarlMetro]

I'm not wrong though. If by some freak of nature I ever were wrong, even slightly, I would have no hessitation in admitting it, but I never have been yet :D

I know what you mean about the erm.......'fragrance' though ;)

[Donney]

I'm sorry to break this to you but you are wrong. I would even add a giant again

[CarlMetro]

Well seeing as I've never been wrong yet, how on earth can you add even the smallest 'again' :confused:

[Donney]

Because I have many abilities.

[DonnieDarco]

I'm sorry you both find Anais Anais overpowering, but I like it, so ner :D

[schmenke]

Anais Anais... :confused:
What's that what's that?

[DonnieDarco]

My perfume, and the overpowering fragrance they therefore must be referring to :D

[Donney]

There (http://www.strawberrynet.com/wfrag.aspx?BrandId=113&goChar=C#21) you are schmenke.

It's good that you like it DD but I don't think that's the fragrance we were discussing previously.