The Last Word

[djarumdudley]

but alas that has not happened

[Donney]

Your royal modship does not have the LW!

[schmenke]

Indeed Doney. We all know where the true LW is...

[Captain VXR]

i've discovered another way of permanently having the last word :D
first one to work it out gets nowt

[djarumdudley]

I'll just take it back, no time for algebra equations

[Rollo]

i've discovered another way of permanently having the last word :D
first one to work it out gets nowt

It certainly isn't by going on the el Fako forums: http://forums.motorsport.com/forumdisplay.php?f=130

The mods over there have deleted The Last Word threads, so sod them.

[schmenke]

Tsk, the philistines.

No matter, the LW is, and always has been, well ensconced with me.

[Captain VXR]

nope :)

[djarumdudley]

mine again

[Rollo]

Rollo is obviously correct here.

So there :D

[Donney]

Rollo correct???? woah!

[djarumdudley]

i couldn't believe it either

[Donney]

I can't blame you.

[djarumdudley]

some things are quite beyond explanation

[Donney]

The fact that the LW is mine is so obvious.... no explanation needed here.

[schmenke]

Clarification required...

[Captain VXR]

Mine :D

[Donney]

Whose?

[djarumdudley]

not yours

[Captain VXR]

because it really is mine

[djarumdudley]

somehow that seems incorrect

[Captain VXR]

somehow that also seems incorrect

[Donney]

Two wrongs don't make one right....

[Captain VXR]

yes they do

[Rollo]

Three rights make a left.

[djarumdudley]

and you've left the last word here

[schmenke]

Don't worry Dudley, it's in good hands.

[Donney]

It is now!

[billiaml]

Three rights make a left.

... and a fourth will get you back on the highway. :D

[Captain VXR]

finally someone spotted that I used the tags to have the lw for several weeks :p

[djarumdudley]

seemed like minutes to me!

[schmenke]

Not even!

[djarumdudley]

that's right odd!

[Rollo]

Zero is even because it is divisible by 2 with no remainder. Zero is more even because it is a multiple of 4 and can be doubly divided by 2 with no remainder. In fact Zero is the most even number because it can be divided by every multiple of 2 with no remainder and so it is infinitely even.

I think I might go and buy a croissant now.

[djarumdudley]

rainy day last word

[Captain VXR]

unrainy day last word

[Rollo]

rainy day last word

I would not feel so all alone, there's both Rainy Day Women # 12 & 35 to help you out.

[Rollo]

winning

[djarumdudley]

something warlock....preferably Adam Warlock

[schmenke]

Snowy day LW. Still waiting for spring to arrive... :dozey:

[Donney]

Working day LW.

[schmenke]

That too.
Been in the office since 6:50am. Hopefully the LW and I will leave before 6:00pm.

[Captain VXR]

well you'll have to get it back from across the pond first

[djarumdudley]

seems it never left

[Captain VXR]

I know the feeling

[Rollo]

I know the feeling

http://memory.loc.gov/ammem/ccmphtml/ccimages/w6558.jpg

[djarumdudley]

can't beat this last word

[schmenke]

Yes I can.

[Rollo]

Yes I can.

Can you do it without being charged for battery and assault though?

[djarumdudley]

I can

[Captain VXR]

I cannot

[Rollo]

Invisible jpeg!

[Rollo]

▲
▲ ▲

[djarumdudley]

can't touch this

[Captain VXR]

Jump up, jump up and get down!
Jump
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[schmenke]

This thread is degenerating rapidly. Time to take the LW away from all this nonsense.

[djarumdudley]

that's time enough

[Captain VXR]

the luw is off to hoomve to buy a doovde to play on the tuv

[Rollo]

"Doctor Who" was originally titled "Doctor Who on Channel Two", but the name was shortened when BBC2 was destroyed in a freak boating accident in 1978. :D

[djarumdudley]

the last word has no time for such blatant lies

[Captain VXR]

it has no time for criticising blatant lies

[djarumdudley]

it has more time for me

[Rollo]

And what time is love?

[djarumdudley]

all the time?

[schmenke]

You lot have lost it.

[Captain VXR]

miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine :D

[Rollo]

Get rid of voting, let's have candidates decided... BY COMBAT!

[djarumdudley]

perhaps high noon duels instead of primaries

[Rollo]

I was thinking more along the lines of Harry Hill's TV Burp. Such as this one between vicars:

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/T_fv368faeg/0.jpg

[schmenke]

...
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5110/5597433909_6824747e58.jpg

[MrJan]

Eh, que pasa, bitches?

[djarumdudley]

me with the last word

[Rollo]

Would General Strike and General Election outrank Colonel Gaddafi?

[djarumdudley]

General Grievous needs to be conferred with for a proper answer.

[Rollo]

Jensen Button and Chris Martin have never been seen in the same room together. Have I just uncovered Chris'/Jensen's secret identities?

[djarumdudley]

so does 'Trouble' actually apply to one of their careers?

[Rollo]

Aye it does, including the Pop-O-Matic bubble in the middle.

[djarumdudley]

Aye it does, including the Pop-O-Matic bubble in the middle.

point for you, last word for me.

[Rollo]

I believe in pease by bashing two bricks together.

[djarumdudley]

i believe in peas in a soup pot mashed up with some ham hocks, potatoes & carrots cooked on a low simmer

[Rollo]

I think that I might go out and get some pea soup at lunch time. +1 to this thread for lunch suggestions!

[Captain VXR]

Pah, your idea of a good lunch is incorrect:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/04/12/article-0-0B98DFC200000578-837_468x383.jpg
:facelick:

[Rollo]

According to Hanna-Barbera canon, in 2062:

George Jetson is 40 years old,
Jane Jetson is 33 years old,
Judy Jetson is 16 years old,
Elroy Jetson is 6½ years old.

This means that Jane was just 17 years old when she had Judy :eek: ... TEEN PREGNANCY ISSUES!

[djarumdudley]

but at least George knew the law......

[Rollo]

I fought the law and the law won?

[djarumdudley]

enjoy that win, i'll enjoy the last word

[Rollo]

Oh crap.

At the time I am/was typing this, i accidentally my computer and firefox "bork bork bork"'d it.

[djarumdudley]

it's been duly recovered from that glitch

[schmenke]

Thankfully.

[Rollo]

Just a thought,

If le Bloc Québécois wants sovereignty for Quebec, would that mean that by extension that they'd want to kick Le Tricolore d' Glorieux - Les Habitants, out of the NHL?

Did anyone think that through?

[djarumdudley]

there must be a plan for the Avalanche to return as the Nordiques to produce an all Quebecois championship

[schmenke]

Just a thought,

If le Bloc Québécois wants sovereignty for Quebec, would that mean that by extension that they'd want to kick Le Tricolore d' Glorieux - Les Habitants, out of the NHL?

Did anyone think that through?

Good question, but moot at this point.
Just yesterday Canadians held a federal election where the Bloc Québecois lost, to the New Democratic Party, most of their seats in the house of commons. They lost so many seats in fact that they no longer qualify for official party status. The minimum to qualify is 8. The BQ currently only have 3.

Quite an historic election in Canada as this is the first time that a party other than the Liberals or Conservatives are official opposition. The New Democratic Party now has that distinction.

The LW and I have exercised our democratic privilege by casting our ballots and are thankful that we finally now have a majority government.

Anyhoo, I won’t bore you lot any further with Canadian electoral issues.

Carry on.

[djarumdudley]

the last word and i express mutual condolences to the continually oppressed people of Quebec.

[schmenke]

The people of Québec are not, and have never been, opressed.

[Rollo]

The people of Québec are, and quite possibly always have been, opossums.

http://www.hrwiki.org/w/images/thumb/9/90/Possum_Attack.PNG/150px-Possum_Attack.PNG

POSSUMS

[djarumdudley]

so they play dead until situations improve one could suppose

[schmenke]

No, they just drink beer.

[djarumdudley]

wouldn't there developed beer guts make them harder to miss?

[Rollo]

Man the Harpoons!

[djarumdudley]

sweet sea possum massacre!

[schmenke]

Too much Captain Morgan around here...? :s

[Captain VXR]

Too little Captain VXR around here?

[schmenke]

Waaaaay to much Captain VXR around here!

[djarumdudley]

not enough of me with the last word.

[schmenke]

Get used to it.

[Captain VXR]

Get used to it too.

[djarumdudley]

wasn't used to it

[Captain VXR]

I'll have priority boarding thanks

[djarumdudley]

without the last word

[Captain VXR]

as it was too cheap and queued 20 minutes instead

[djarumdudley]

back of the line for you

[Captain VXR]

الله أكبر

[djarumdudley]

01110001100010000111100010110111100

[Rollo]

01110001100010000111100010110111100

That's an old droid proverb which means "Don't stand around jabbering when you're in mortal danger."

[djarumdudley]

specifically from an R2 unit

[Donney]

I like protocol Androids myself

[schmenke]

I like the LW myself.

[djarumdudley]

it doesn't like you so much

[Mp3 Astra]

LW just told me it doesn't like anyone. Including me. But it dislikes me the least so it'll stay here.

[djarumdudley]

until now

[Mp3 Astra]

Four days of holding the last word?! What has happened to you guys!?

[djarumdudley]

they're seeing a master at work...

[Captain VXR]

http://getnloose.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/dr-evil.jpg
muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[djarumdudley]

if only the world for laser sharks

[Captain VXR]

Your grammar is awful. I can't work out what you're saying.

[djarumdudley]

you also can't work with the last word

[schmenke]

Neither can you.

[Rollo]

they're seeing a master at work...

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/files/2009/10/Master-360x288.jpg

If you are the Master, then why are you still here? Didn't you die along with all the other Time Lords?

[schmenke]

Master Bates?

[Rollo]

Is that what Norman Bates was called as a wee lad?

[Captain VXR]

I'm coming for you wee man, GET IN MY BELLY!

[djarumdudley]

the last word has apparently disagreed with your stomach acids and has returned to me

[Captain VXR]

After I crapped it out :p

[djarumdudley]

touche

[Captain VXR]

after 11 days, it is now mine again :D

[schmenke]

That was quick.

[CarlMetro]

Although some would say too quick.

[555-04Q2]

Some say don't be so quick on the draw.

[schmenke]

Not the LW.

[Captain VXR]

Eating a nice Boost bar :facelick:

[djarumdudley]

seems i've Boosted something

[CarlMetro]

Someone call the Police......oh never mind, the LW is back here again.

[schmenke]

Sorry Carl, your prolonged absence has made the LW uncomfortable, so it’s back with me.

[djarumdudley]

the last word has similar sentiments towards you

[schmenke]

The LW is only ever (temprarily) unconfortable with me soon after I've consumed a tin of beans.

[djarumdudley]

what percentage of a ton is a tin?

[Rollo]

A standard tin for a 400g tin of beans weighs 64g.
An imperial ton is 1016.047kg.

0.4 / 1016.047 = 0.000062989212113 or 0.00630% to five significant places.

[CarlMetro]

too much maths for the LW, so it came home again

[schmenke]

It was but a brief visit.

[Rollo]

Ye are all havering.

The Last Word is well traveled and has now whizzed to wet and dreary Sydney.

[djarumdudley]

and has now returned to the Big Apple

[Rollo]

Three Bronx Cheers for the Big Apple http://www.motorsportforums.com/images/icons/tongue-anim.gif

[CarlMetro]

Hurrah! Hurrah! Hurrah!

[djarumdudley]

nice to here such exuberance for the last word being in this locale.

[Rollo]

It's not Alan Greenspan's "Irrational Exuberance" again is it?

Irrational Exuberance (Yatta) | Flash Videos (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/yatta)

Yatta!

[CarlMetro]

No

[Captain VXR]

NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
NON-STOP NYAN CAT! (http://www.nyan.cat)

[schmenke]

Oh dear... :erm:

[CarlMetro]

Indeed :dozey:

[Rollo]

http://cdn1.knowyourmeme.com/i/000/117/424/original/tumblr_ljwaimhJcK1qa4ebfo1_500.gif


NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN NYAN
NON-STOP NYAN CAT! (http://www.nyan.cat)

Nyan-Cat was the official theme song for "MeowGate":
YouTube - ‪Penny Wong 'meowed' at by Liberal Senator David Bushby in an estimates hearing‬‏ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHeDD9tnFw4)

[djarumdudley]

the last word and i are not really sure what to really make of that....

[Rollo]

the last word and i are not really sure what to really make of that....

Welcome to the internet. It is a place weirder than you can imagine.

In that spirit... THE MODS ARE ASLEEP, POST PONIES!

http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/entries/icons/square/000/005/014/blehlehlehlehleh.gif?1302570937

[schmenke]

You lot of lost it.

[Captain VXR]

You lot have lost it. :p

[Rollo]

Au contraire, I fear that Schmenke seems think that we have lost our sanity. The obvious counter counter question is: "Is it possible to lose something which you never had?".

This very thread itself was pushed out into the back blocks of the forums because it was too strange for the vast bulk of forumites to behold; as it is it became a clichéd trope of itself a long time ago. King Stupid himself approves of this thread.

[djarumdudley]

Au contraire, I fear that Schmenke seems think that we have lost our sanity. The obvious counter counter question is: "Is it possible to lose something which you never had?".

This very thread itself was pushed out into the back blocks of the forums because it was too strange for the vast bulk of forumites to behold; as it is it became a clichéd trope of itself a long time ago. King Stupid himself approves of this thread.

spectacular blather effectively left for naught with this post of destruction

[CarlMetro]

You mean a lot of waffle for nothing?

[555-04Q2]

Don't knock waffles. They taste great with cream and syrup.

[nigelred5]

Did someone say WAFFLES???

http://files.myopera.com/fred/files/shrek4-waffles.jpg

[555-04Q2]

Good looking donkey you got there :p :

[schmenke]

You got a thing for donkeys?

[555-04Q2]

:erm: Well, they are better than sheep :eek: :p :

[Captain VXR]

Unless you're Welsh :p

[CarlMetro]

I'm neither, however I do have the LW with me for the night. See Ya :D

[djarumdudley]

guess it was a short night

[Rollo]

In the Northern Hemisphere it was the shortest night of the year, being the summer solstice and all.

[djarumdudley]

the extra lengthy day was great though, so much so the last word doesn't want it to end

[Rollo]

The bats have left the bell tower; the victims have been bled. Red velvet lines the black box; Béla Lugosi's dead!... I'll have his chips then.

[CarlMetro]

You keep the chips, I'll have the LW

[schmenke]

I'll have both.

[Captain VXR]

nope just chips for you.

[CarlMetro]

you get neither

[djarumdudley]

i get all

[Rollo]

I want it all. I want it all. I want it all and I want it NOW! :angryfire :

[555-04Q2]

None of you get anything!

[schmenke]

Especially the LW!

[555-04Q2]

No, especially you!!!

[schmenke]

I may not have much, but I do have the LW.

[555-04Q2]

You sure about that? You really sure? Well are you punk? Cause I'm not so sure you do now :p :

[CarlMetro]

I'm sure he doesn't

[djarumdudley]

well i'm positive about it

[Rollo]

Pie in.
...
...
...
Pie Out.

I now have nice warm Pie.

[CarlMetro]

....but no LW

[Captain VXR]

because its mine

[djarumdudley]

you should recheck your facts....

[CarlMetro]

.....and you would see the label on the back which says 'The original and best LW, property of CarlMetro'

[schmenke]

That's a knock-off you have there Carl.

[djarumdudley]

'cause the real thing is here

[Rollo]

You can't beat the real thing... except with sticks, bats and rods.

[djarumdudley]

and that's why i still have the last word

[schmenke]

Your attempts at hanging on to it are in vain.

[djarumdudley]

yours are akin to a wet fish through the hands

[Rollo]

Is that where Fish Fingers come from?

[CarlMetro]

no, they come from the freezer

[MrJan]

Fish have very big hands.

[schmenke]

The LW is not amused.

[555-04Q2]

Hire a clown then.

[schmenke]

Plenty around here :p :

[555-04Q2]

True, and the best thing is they are free :p :

[MrJan]

The LW is not amused.

The last word is always amused, it's a very happy word.

[djarumdudley]

that belongs to me once more

[CarlMetro]

but now doesn't

[schmenke]

You can all squabble over the replica LW.
I have the original.

[Rollo]

Les Habs might not rule but at least Montreal isn't on fire.

[djarumdudley]

what a day last word

[CarlMetro]

was it good?

[Captain VXR]

Hello darlings.

[djarumdudley]

was it good?

no to say the least

[schmenke]

Well, I'll liberate the LW from your misery.

[555-04Q2]

How will anyone get the LW with schmenke around? :p :

[Rollo]

By typing words into the box provided, like a am doing now.

[djarumdudley]

and by claiming it as my own, as demonstrated here

[CarlMetro]

which is always subject to certain risks

[schmenke]

To mitigate any further risks I suggest I hang on to the LW.

[Rollo]

That's probably a good suggestion.

[djarumdudley]

a suggestion that was overturned by commitee

[Rollo]

Overturned by a Committee of One I take it?

[djarumdudley]

vetoed by the power of executive ruling 141(c)

[Rollo]

vetoed by the power of executive ruling 141(c)

Surely that's impossible without at least one live chicken and a rabbi. I mean I am very happy to perform the ceremony, but I'm absolutely bewildered as to how it will be of any help at all.

[djarumdudley]

the rabbi is easy, but at least two chickens with valid certificates to perform such a service only on the third and ninth vernal equinox of alternating leap years will be a bit of an effort to locate

[555-04Q2]

Bird flu will put pay to any chances of any chicken closing the deal or certifying anything but their inevitable death...

[CarlMetro]

I think you're confussing 141(c) with 141(a).

[555-04Q2]

But both 141(c) & 141(a) are over-ruled by rules 141(X), 141(Y) & 141(Z). And rules 141(X), 141(Y) & 141(Z) are over-ruled by rules 141(G), 141(H), 141(I) & 141(J). But thats not the worst part. Rules 141(G), 141(H), 141(I) & 141(J) are not able to circumvent the problems created by Bird Flu to the chickens. Now if you had an egg first, the chicken dying does not really matter as chickens live on when the egg hatches. Problem is, you don't have an egg and any eggs that the current chickens lay will be contaminated with Bird Flu. Rule 142(A) may be an option for you, but rule 141(P) could complicate it's viability in over-ruling rule 141(Q) which is the big daddy that regulates the obove-mentioned rules. Either way, you would be better off looking at rule 142, which is much easier to apply.

[schmenke]

Perhaps we shoud consult the FIA regulations.

[555-04Q2]

They would only confuse him more :p :

[schmenke]

Yes, but we could continuously change them to suit our needs :D

[555-04Q2]

Yes, but you could end up confusing yourself as well :p :

[schmenke]

We can just write in a few gimmicks to make things more entertaining.

[555-04Q2]

C'mon. Not you too. There are enough gimmicks as it is. What you suggesting? And don't say twin turbo Daihatsu 600cc engines. That will lose you any right to a claim on the LW.

[CarlMetro]

I'm confused

[Rollo]

Twin-Turbo Daihatsu 600cc engines! YEAH!

But four of them, one for each wheel.

[Captain VXR]

Bouncy hydraulic suspension on each car, controlled by stoned teenagers?
l90oxbTCRD4

[555-04Q2]

Carl is confused. Rollo likes a really stupid idea. The Captain has been smokin his stash of pot again. schmenke is...well...erm...ahh..arggg...he's schmenke, nuff said. What is going on? Is it Friday today?

[CarlMetro]

yep

[555-04Q2]

Last time I checked, there was no such day as "yep". You must have a Mayan calendar, in which case you are screwed next year while we will all be fine :p :

[Captain VXR]

Its friday, friday, gottta get down on friday

[djarumdudley]

oy vey.....

[CarlMetro]

Oh yay?

[555-04Q2]

Oh gay ;)

[Rollo]

Its friday, friday, gottta get down on friday

http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/087/a/7/my_hand_is_a_dolphin_by_ahoymehearties-d3cpm8v.gif

Oh dear... just, oh dear.