The Last Word

[Rollo]

Y'ello?

Do they call you Mellow Y'ello?

[djarumdudley]

always thought Mello Yello was a weak Mountain Dew.

[Donney]

I am here to inform you that the LW is very excited about the upcoming trip to Le Mans.

[MrJan]

But that's not until July :S ;)

[djarumdudley]

i'm excited for sleep.

[MrJan]

I'm excited about the World Cup :bounce:

[schmenke]

I stand to win $200 in the World Cup :D

[MrJan]

Post #9000 and that's the best you could come up with? Hang your head in shame sir.

[djarumdudley]

tsk, letting the World Cup take importance over the last word.

[Rollo]

The 9000th post is irrelevant. There is one one which matters and it is the last one.

[MrJan]

This one?

[Rollo]

Was... but only for a limited time only.

[Donney]

Hello everyone!

[MrJan]

Hello

[djarumdudley]

good morning

[MrJan]

Afternoon

[schmenke]

Hey Donney, how was Le Mans?

[MrJan]

Any pics?

[Donney]

Le Mans was fantastic!!!!!! The LW loved it. No pics yet but when I get them I may post some, the LW won't be there though, self conscious little thing it is...

[MrJan]

We want pics now though.

[Rollo]

I am having coffee and cake in a shop across the street from a gym, both of which are on the second floor of their respective building.

I don't feel sorry for the people straining over there. I'm here in a warm place with coffee, cake and the morning newspaper... so nyah to them :D

[djarumdudley]

no comment...only last word

[Rollo]

黙殺 - Mokusatsu :D

[MrJan]

The LW is now doing all internet browsing using vuvuzela-time. Memeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[Rollo]

Chickens come from China. Spuds come from the New World. Weaving comes from Sumeria.

But only through British thinking, can you get "Chicken in a basket with chips for £4.95"

[Donney]

Happy summer everyone!

[MrJan]

My toes feel cold.

[djarumdudley]

put a sock on them!

[MrJan]

They have socks and steel toe-cap shoes on them.....still cold though

[Rollo]

The ten step solution:

1. Get a plate of rice (don't boil it), and put it into the microwave.
2. Put the now warm rice into the toes of a pair of pantyhose.
3. Leave your rice filled pantyhosetose in your shoes for a few minutes.
4. Now put your feet back in your shoes and voila, warm feets.
5. Eat crisps.
6. Pint.
7. Repeat steps 5 & 6 until late.
8. Sleep.
9. ???
10. Bacon!

[Donney]

I like steps 5. 6 and 10. You should be a doctor Mr. Rollo.

[schmenke]

The LW and I will be trying out some new hardware this evening that I acquired as a father's day gift on Sunday :D

[djarumdudley]

The LW and I will be trying out some new hardware this evening that I acquired as a father's day gift on Sunday :D

that does not sound family friendly.

[schmenke]

The hardware proved to be very productive :D
Much improved my performance :D

[Donney]

The LW is on holidays.

[schmenke]

Nope. Still another three weeks before the LW can enjoy a holiday :(

[MrJan]

The LW had a wonderful weekend at Glastonbury and is now cleaned. The LW is also looking forward to Goodwood FoS this weekend and Le Mans Classic next weekend.

[Rollo]

I like steps 5. 6 and 10. You should be a doctor Mr. Rollo.

I would like to be THE Doctor... because bow ties are cool.

[MrJan]

Bow ties ARE cool.

[Rollo]

If I hear the words "Hot Places, Cold Places" I'm going to fly to South Africa and personally hit Christiano Ronaldo in the face with a bottle of Castrol Edge myself. That's liquid engineering...

[MrJan]

Hot Places, Cold Places.





Go!!

[Rollo]

http://mashieq.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/ronaldo-crying.jpg

"Rollo hit me in the face with a bottle of Castrol Edge! Now I have to fly back to Madrid and count my millions of Euros."

[djarumdudley]

waiting on the world news feed on the above action...

[MrJan]

Don't bother, Ronaldo is trying to bury it.

[djarumdudley]

guess his foot will find the proper location

[Rollo]

Football has taken me many places. Hot Places, Cold Places... back on the plane to Portugal...

[djarumdudley]

it has also left you without the last word.

[Rollo]

I never noticed this before but Antarctica looks vaguely like the logo for Vodafone when viewed from the proper angle

[MrJan]

Not been paying enough attention.

[Rollo]

I wonder what Dectarctica looks like... and if it hangs around with Antarctica

[MrJan]

I disappear for best part of a week and only one person steals the LW? Poor work.

[djarumdudley]

well here's to a better effort.

[MrJan]

Indeed, cheers.

[schmenke]

Even better now...

[MrJan]

Where's Donney? I'm awaiting a sig due to losing a bet.

[djarumdudley]

you've also lost the last word

[MrJan]

mmmjk

[Rollo]

Hey guys. Ah, you know it's funny, these people, they go to sleep, they think everything's fine, everything's good... Then they wake up the next day and they're on fire.

[MrJan]

Morning.

[schmenke]

'Lo :wave:

[MrJan]

Get outta here.....NOW!!!!!!

[Rollo]

Get into da chopper?

[MrJan]

Nope.

[Rollo]

My cat Piranha appears to have taken a severe dislike to PM Julia Gillard. Every time the PM's face is on telly, Piranha hisses and then she sits in the middle of the room right front of the telly.
Maybe it's Ms Gillard's shock of red hair, but I'm still curious at what sort of political commentary a cat can make.

[djarumdudley]

sounds like the same condition I suffered from whenever George W Bush was on TV or radio or internet or newspaper or magazine....

[MrJan]

That's easy for you to say.

[djarumdudley]

it's also easy for m to take the last word

[Rollo]

it's also easy for m to take the last word

I think that M and Q are having a series of secret trysts, and that's why they keep on sending 007 on dangerous missions, so that they can have their sordid affair whilst he, the only one who suspects anything, faces the possibility of being blown to bits.

[Rollo]

I think that M and Q are having a series of secret trysts,

Also, B & Q as well...

[MrJan]

I've got trapped wind.

[schmenke]

Well, for gawd's sake man, release it!

[djarumdudley]

just not in here

[MrJan]

I tried but the I got scared that bad things would happen.

[djarumdudley]

indeed bad things have happened

[MrJan]

Could do with a poo.

[Rollo]

I could mail one that's on the nature strip in between the footpath and the gutter out the front of my house to you.

I've just had a bizarre thought. A while back, authorities were getting really tetchy about receiving envelopes in the mail with white powder inside, supposedly through fear of anthrax.
Could you cause a national security scare by getting some dog poo, leaving it out in the sun for a fortnight until it turned white, somehow crushing it up, and then put it in an envelope to the Inland Revenue, MI5, MI6, the CIA etc?

Not that I'm daft enough to do such a thing because I bet that security and secret services already monitor websites for plans such as this through the echelon program or some such.

If you are from MI5, MI6, the CIA, or the FBI and happen to be reading this, then my details are thus:

Brigadier Arthur Strong (Mrs).
c/- British Airways
PO Box 365,
Harmondsworth,
Middlesex UB7 0GB :D

[MrJan]

Very enlightening

[djarumdudley]

triumphant

[MrJan]

Gouda, I love cheese, me.

[Rollo]

Gouda Vibrations by the Beach Boys
Cheese Release Me
Simon Smith and his Amazing Camembert
Bridge Over Double Gloucester
The Guns of Mascapone
Fromage to Eternity
Cheeses of Nazareth
The Hunt for Red Leicester

[djarumdudley]

East of Edam

[MrJan]

Cheddar Stay or cheddar go now?

[Rollo]

Bring me the Head Cheese of Alfredo Garcia

[MrJan]

I went to Cheddar....it was busy.

[djarumdudley]

are you sure it wasn't Briezzy?

[MrJan]

Yup.

[Rollo]

Help. I accidentally the whole internet. Is this bad?

[MrJan]

You accidentally the whole internet?

[Donney]

Hello!

[MrJan]

Donney!! Where the hell have you been?

[Rollo]

You accidentally the whole internet?

Yes, I accidentally the whole internet. Sorry.

But:
http://a.imageshack.us/img688/7493/bannerwvybz6spinner.gif

[djarumdudley]

good thing this economy is not based on last word

[MrJan]

The last word has it's own economy.

[Donney]

Donney!! Where the hell have you been?


I have been in Portland, OR with the LW enjoying 4 weeks of holidays.

[MrJan]

4 weeks?!!! Bloody lazy Spanish, no wonder your economy is screwed :p : :D

[djarumdudley]

cashing this post in for one last word

[MrJan]

Not valid.

[Donney]

4 weeks?!!! Bloody lazy Spanish, no wonder your economy is screwed :p : :D


I know, it is all my fault, now the LW and I are waiting to be bailed out....

[MrJan]

I'll bail out the LW but you'll have to sort yourself out.

[Rollo]

Just get a new rowboat or a better bucket, if you want to deal with bail outs.

[djarumdudley]

last time i checked rowboats didn't work well with bailouts

[MrJan]

They don't work with holes in them either.

[Donney]

Aaaaah Saturday LW!

[MrJan]

Aaah, new football season LW.

Donney - You never did give me that signature for Spain reaching the WC Final.

[Donney]

True I completely forgot about it! Lemme think about it.

[djarumdudley]

you think, i'll last word.

[MrJan]

I've hurt my ankle. It hurts.

[djarumdudley]

hopefully not as much as losing the last word

[MrJan]

Fine weather for eggs.

[djarumdudley]

western omelette for me

[MrJan]

I'm tired...too many episodes of Entourage last night.

[djarumdudley]

some just in from work last word

[MrJan]

Just got in to work and have a sprained ankle last word.

[djarumdudley]

your ankle needs to rest, it can't afford the burden of the last word

[MrJan]

It's rested enough.

[djarumdudley]

and you've had enough of the last word

[MrJan]

Turns out my ankle wasn't rested, it still hurts :(

[djarumdudley]

gets some icy hot and some high top Jordans

[schmenke]

How'd the ankle sprain Miguel? Kick somebody?

[djarumdudley]

leaping tall buildings perhaps?

[MrJan]

How'd the ankle sprain Miguel? Kick somebody?

Fell over my own foot playing 6 a-side football.....while the ball was out of play. Still hurts a bit now but I'm still playing tonight. I'm hard, me.

[schmenke]

<...snicker...> you got big feet Miguel, or just born clumsy? :p :

[MrJan]

Neither....I developed clumsiness all by myself.

[djarumdudley]

it's been proven that clumsiness is developed, not inherited

[MrJan]

Regardless if that we still managed to win tonight

[djarumdudley]

you've still manged to lose here.

[MrJan]

Does it count as a personal attack if I write something in a part of the forum that no one really bothers to look at?

If it doesn't then I'd just like to say that Saint Devote is a bellend and a t**t (at the same time, I didn't even know that was possible). If it does then I may be having some time away from the forum :laugh:

[djarumdudley]

you'll also be having time away from the last word

[MrJan]

Burrrrrrpppp

[schmenke]

Just had a pint?

[MrJan]

Umm, that was posted at 6:55 this morning :D I've been told that I drink too much but even I don't need a pint just to get out of bed

[djarumdudley]

but sometime's it's fine for bedtime.

[MrJan]

But I've only just got up...

[djarumdudley]

hmm...seems contradictory

[schmenke]

Umm, that was posted at 6:55 this morning :D I've been told that I drink too much but even I don't need a pint just to get out of bed

You log on here just after getting out of bed? :mark:

Sad, my friend, sad :p :

[MrJan]

You log on here just after getting out of bed? :mark:

Sad, my friend, sad :p :

Haven't been getting the morning paper recently so have taken to firing up the netbook so that I have something to read over breakfast :)

[Rollo]

I take my breakfast in the parlour, so that I may see the morning sun through the conservatory, and also so that I may look into the back garden.

I like living in a house with a proper parlour... it makes me sound dead posh innit like?

[djarumdudley]

think i'd rather a home with a functional parlour for pizza

[MrJan]

Cheese

[schmenke]

Did you cut it?

[MrJan]

Cut what?

[schmenke]

The cheese.

Pay attention man!

[MrJan]

What cheese? Who's got cheese? I want some cheese.

[schmenke]

You brought it up :mark:

[MrJan]

I didn't bring anything up, you just decided to start tantalising me with the prospect of cheese.

[djarumdudley]

had some fine aged sharp cheddar on some nachos earlier

[MrJan]

I wish that I had some cheese.

[schmenke]

Sorry, the LW ate it all.

[MrJan]

The *******

[schmenke]

Tsk, it's comments like that that will forever deny you the LW.

[MrJan]

It's comments like that which are wholly justified when talking about cheese thieves.

[Rollo]

Keep your cheese in a night safe.

[djarumdudley]

from what, a mouse burglar?

[MrJan]

A night safe does not provide optimum cheese storing conditions

[djarumdudley]

barb wire wine cellar

[MrJan]

Why would you sully cheese by storing it with wine?

[schmenke]

Why would you sully wine by storing it with cheese? :p :

[CarlMetro]

I prefer to store both in my belly :D

[MrJan]

Cheese goes in belly, wine goes in bin.

[djarumdudley]

bin wine makes a good vinegar

[MrJan]

Blah

[djarumdudley]

dribble

[Rollo]

Cheese goes in belly, wine goes in bin.

http://www.winescores.ca/newsletters/hunter%20wyndham%20bin%20222%20chard%20140w.jpg
Wine does go in bin.

This has all turned a bit Yorkshire.
"Where did you put wine?"
"Wine goes in bin. Wine is three year old."

[MrJan]

How dare you suggest that I'm of the northern persuasion.

[schmenke]

What's wrong with the North?

[MrJan]

Everything.

[djarumdudley]

that's broad reasoning

[MrJan]

But good reasoning.

[schmenke]

The only thing reasonable is that I have the LW.

[MrJan]

Nothing to do with you is reasonable.

[Rollo]

But good reasoning.

It's not "reasoning." It's a blanket statement without any logical or supporting argument and no attempt to justify it.

There is no "reasoning" whatsoever.

[MrJan]

You're just bitter.

Looking forward to my visit to Anfield next season though, another ground to tick on the list ;)

[schmenke]

It's not "reasoning." It's a blanket statement without any logical or supporting argument and no attempt to justify it.
...

Like most posts in these forums... :uhoh:

[MrJan]

Like most posts in these forums... :uhoh:

Stop throwing black kettles in a glass pot.

[Rollo]

Looking forward to my visit to Anfield next season though, another ground to tick on the list ;)

When the Manchester Ship Canal was opened in 1894 it was accompanied with a great ceremony by the two City Mayors of Manchester and Liverpool, although it's recorded that the Mayor of Liverpool stole the show. :D

[djarumdudley]

Stop throwing black kettles in a glass pot.

i think you mean black pots upon stones of glass

[MrJan]

Biddle

[CarlMetro]

biddle?

[djarumdudley]

bubble bobble

[MrJan]

My trousers are falling down, this belt needs an intermediate hole.

[schmenke]

I thought the current fashion is let your trousers hang down, exposing your briefs, all the while wearing a ball cap sideways?

[MrJan]

I thought the current fashion is let your trousers hang down, exposing your briefs, all the while wearing a ball cap sideways?

Doesn't go down well when you're in the office.

[schmenke]

Eat a big lunch then; expand your belly (perhaps with cheese)...

[MrJan]

Too late, lunch was hours ago and now it's nearly time to go home.

[schmenke]

Not for me :(

[MrJan]

Time for bed now.

[Rollo]

Pie in

[Rollo]

Pie out - Yay. I now have yummy pie to eat.

[djarumdudley]

but, alas no last word to enjoy with it.

[Rollo]

For the duration of time that I had my pie I did :D

[MrJan]

Pie out

[schmenke]

No pie, just a leftover ham sandwich.

[MrJan]

Bleugh.

[Rollo]

No pie, just a leftover ham sandwich.

You have or have had the proper defence against Inspector Rex.

Meanwhile SBS in Australia ran a trailer for their new show Inspektor Herring.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yILS2tfFRbw

[MrJan]

I have cold.

[schmenke]

You also have poor grammar :s :p :

[MrJan]

Pfft, me no need lesson from Canadiforeign.

[Rollo]

Why? You is from "The South" innit?
'Cos The South is just the slums of London yeah?

[djarumdudley]

there's only one South... the South Bronx.

[schmenke]

Perhaps, but the LW is currently nowhere near the South Bronx, or South London for that matter.

[djarumdudley]

perhaps it's back South of the border

[MrJan]

I'm dying

[schmenke]

What, your t-shirt?

[Donney]

The LW is soooooooooooooo mine!

[MrJan]

I have a cough.

[schmenke]

Fooking Miguel with is dramatics :rolleyes:


Hey Donney, where ya been? :wave:

[MrJan]

It's the worst cough that has ever been known by any person in the world ever.

[djarumdudley]

worse than the three stained over the top rope i can see my house from here spinning rims cough?

[MrJan]

Far worse. Time for work now though, and the LW

[Donney]

The LW would rather stay away from your horrendous cough!

[MrJan]

Lies!!

[Donney]

Who lies?

[MrJan]

You lie.

[Donney]

I sit.

[schmenke]

You sit and await the LW, which I'm afraid will never come as it is with me, permanently.

[MrJan]

I sit on the lav, I'm having a pooooo.

[Donney]

Thank god the LW is not with you.

[schmenke]

Um... have you noticed that the last three posts rhyme, almost like poetry... :erm:

[MrJan]

A beautiful poetry.

[djarumdudley]

of which ends here.

[Donney]

Never, and with the LW I will disappear.

[schmenke]

Seems like you've left something behind Donney.

[Donney]

Lemme check.... Nah I'm pretty sure I have everything.

[MrJan]

I'm in Merthyr Tydfil, I don't know what I've done in my life that deserves this

[djarumdudley]

the last word doesn't know either

[MrJan]

I moved from Merthyr and went to Milton Keynes, it was marginally better. Thankfully I'm now back in God's own city.

[Donney]

The LW is not that religious....

[MrJan]

You don't need to be religious to appreciate the City of Exeter.

[Donney]

I know the LW does not appreciate your company.... :D

[MrJan]

1,679 posts show that the LW enjoys my company very much.

[Donney]

It shows the many times we had to rescue it from your paws.

[MrJan]

The LW doesn't see it that way, the LW thinks that you smell bad.

[Donney]

That's Donnie, not Donney.

[MrJan]

It's both.

[Donney]

Once again you are wrong.

[MrJan]

I'm only passing on the opinions of the LW.

[schmenke]

Opinions are irrelevant. It's a known fact that Donnie smells.

[MrJan]

The opinion of the LW will never be irrelevant, or irreverant.

[Donney]

I hate it but I agree with Mr. Yeo.

[MrJan]

Thus, I win.

[Donney]

You win a temporary supporter but you lose the LW in the process.

[MrJan]

Not true.

[Donney]

Unquestionable truth!

[MrJan]

Unquestionable lies.

[schmenke]

Quit squabbling you two. May I suggest you lodge a complaint with the FIA and let them settle the dispute in an expedient, fair and unbiased manner.






:dozey:

[djarumdudley]

Appears a request for a fair & expedient FIA judgment is needed, therefore the last word shall remain with myself until such request has been appropriately resolved.

[Donney]

The FIA would apply a 5 positions penalty on the grid for Miguel and give the LW to me.

[MrJan]

The FIA hate the British so they'd obviously side with Donney Foreigner over there.

[Donney]

Therefore the LW is mine. Thanks to the frogs, who don't like Spaniards very much either.

:D

[schmenke]

I believe the LW prefers to remain on this side of the pond, thankuverymuch.