The Last Word

[Donney]

Austin Healies were nice cars...

[schmenke]

Indeed, as were Hillmans.

[Donney]

The LW agrees.

[djarumdudley]

yes, that it's with me.

[CarlMetro]

You should really check you grammar, past tense, which is what you should be using, is 'was' and not 'is'. As in the LW was with me.

[Donney]

Yep it was with you.

[NoahsGirl]

Like it was with you, and is now with me

[djarumdudley]

but has since returned to it's rightful place

[Donney]

Which is obviously here...

[NoahsGirl]

You are both wrong, it's here.

[Donney]

The LW and I are not wrong, we both know where we are...

[djarumdudley]

well i don't know where you are, but i do know where the last word is

[Rollo]

The answer to that is

ON THE INTERNET!!!

[Donney]

That solves the L in ASL.

[schmenke]

The LW is confused.

[Donney]

Nah, it isn't!

[djarumdudley]

you are correct

[Donney]

As usual...

[schmenke]

The LW and I are looking forward to the weekend.

[Donney]

The weekend is over.

[djarumdudley]

and the last word is mine

[NoahsGirl]

I think you will find it is mine

[Donney]

The LW is far from Scotland.

[Rollo]

Well, the Scots are allowed to be transvestites aren't they? What with all that skirty wearing they seem to do.

[Donney]

and what with deep-frying Mars bars?

[schmenke]

Sounds like something only a Scot would want to attempt... :s

[Donney]

Like stealing the LW?

[Rollo]

I'm not a Scot and I'd attempt that.

[djarumdudley]

appears i've done better than attempt

[Donney]

Not that good...

[NoahsGirl]

I'm Scottish, stolen the LW, don't wear a kilt and never had a deep fried Mars Bar. But I suppose all that is better than English men dancing in public with hankies! ;)

[schmenke]

I'm Canadian, don't wear a kilt, never had a deep fried Mars bar and NEVER dance in public (with or without a hankie :confused: )




...Oh, and have stolen the LW.

[Donney]

I am the rightful master of the LW, period.

[NoahsGirl]

I am the rightful mistress of the LW

[Donney]

No, you are a Scott who doesn't wear a kilt....

[djarumdudley]

I'm neither a scot, nor wear a kilt, but i do have the last word.

[Donney]

You did, but you don't.

[schmenke]

Correct. I have it, and am again looking forward to the weekend.

[djarumdudley]

mine again

[Rollo]

Can someone please explain the hankie to me? Sure you get to blow your nose, but then you put a piece of cloth with snot on it, back into your pockets.

How is that sane?

[NoahsGirl]

I don't know Rollo, I prefer tissues that you can throw away. Much more sanitary.

As the LW agrees with me, it's here in Scotland with me.

[Rollo]

Lang may your lums reek.

[djarumdudley]

yes, let them.

[NoahsGirl]

Me and LW are ensuring oor lums are reeking

[Donney]

Nah I don't believe you...

[Rollo]

Donney cannae believe...

...partly due to the fact that he probably has not idea what the hell we're talking about.

[Donney]

I know everything!!!

[Rollo]

Aal reet.

Are your lums reeky oorya a big jessie?

[djarumdudley]

the last word has no time for language desecration

[Rollo]

Desecration? Why this be the Queen's own English m'lud.

[NoahsGirl]

Although the LW agrees with Rollo, it is with me because it wants to be

[Donney]

The LW agrees with me and it's here by my side.

[djarumdudley]

seems the last word is a turncoat as it's now with me.

[Donney]

Enough, too much of a good thing...

[Rollo]

You can't have too much of a good thing... ever.

Even when that good thing turns into a bad thing, the by virtue of the fact that it is no longer a good thing, it isn't a good thing.
Think about cake...
... if you have too much cake, then presumably at some point, this good thing isn't a good thing any more.

Actually, think about about cake - it takes your mind off of work.

CAKE

[djarumdudley]

funny i was just listening to Cake

[Rollo]

funny i was just listening to Cake

Chocolate, Black Forest or Orange Poppyseed?

Listening to cake always seems like a patently daft idea to me. It's quite understandably silent... and never seems to go "The Distance"

[NoahsGirl]

The LW is enjoying some Thortntons chocolate with me.

[Donney]

The LW enjoys the chocolate but it is not with you...

[schmenke]

Indeed it is not.

[Donney]

She knows....

[djarumdudley]

...not about the last word, like me

[Rollo]

I'm thinking about having a pie for lunch.

[djarumdudley]

hope it was lemon meringue, that's a good eatin' pie

[NoahsGirl]

Key lime Pie is absoloutely delish!

[schmenke]

No pie for me :( The LW ate it all.

[Rollo]

The best pie is steak, bacon and red wine.

[djarumdudley]

ahh, meatpie....

[Rollo]

Bacon makes everything better, except babies... they need Barbecue Sauce.

[NoahsGirl]

Babies should be seen and not heard (or smelt for that matter)

[schmenke]

The LW is seen but seldom heard...

[djarumdudley]

.....with you

[Rollo]

... and the sweet silver song of the lark?

[djarumdudley]

yep that's got me, but at least i have the last word to comfort my confusion.

[schmenke]

You're even more confused now dudley.

[Rollo]

Does Dudley do right? Did Dudley do right?

[schmenke]

It doesn't matter what Dudley do or don't' do, as long as he doesn't have the LW.

[Donney]

Don't worry he doesn't.

[schmenke]

You are correct Donney!

[Donney]

I know I'm really used to it.

[Rollo]

I assume that the owner of the Ferrari 212 Barchetta parked outside, would be rather annoyed if I touched their car... perhaps I shan't sit in it then.

[djarumdudley]

perhaps you sould lean up against it casually

[Donney]

It is the LW's car and now it is parked here.

[schmenke]

No. The LW drives a 250 GTO.

[Donney]

That's a fine looking car too...

[Rollo]

It was built because ol' Enzo was a very cranky man.

[djarumdudley]

always thought the 250 GTO was what the Stingray wanted to be

[Donney]

I think it is the most beautiful car ever.

[NoahsGirl]

I do not agree Donney, Aston Martin DB9 is the most gorgeous car ever made

[Donney]

I could do with a DB9 and I will buy one if I ever win a lottery but I still prefer the old school beauty of the 250 GTO.

[NoahsGirl]

I will take the LW first this week

[schmenke]

I'll have it now, thankyouverymuch.

[Donney]

The LW is back here.

[Rollo]

I do not agree Donney, Aston Martin DB9 is the most gorgeous car ever made

What about the DB4 Zagato? The DB9 is "cool" but I don't know about "gorgeous". I'd save that tag for only the Jaguar D-Type and maybe Lotus Elan S2

[djarumdudley]

pardon me, i need some last word.

[NoahsGirl]

What about the DB4 Zagato? The DB9 is "cool" but I don't know about "gorgeous". I'd save that tag for only the Jaguar D-Type and maybe Lotus Elan S2

I think those cars are very pretty, but there is something abut the DB9 that just stands out.

[Donney]

The LW loves the DB9 too... don't get it wrong...

[Rollo]

Some say that it's a little bit communist and helped build the Berlin Wall, still other would testify to its power to save babies from cancer. All we know is...

...it's the Last Word.

[djarumdudley]

and now it's mine.

[Rollo]

...WAS yours.

That was then; this is now. Ich bin ein Berliner. I am a sausage.

[djarumdudley]

the sausage is cooked, the last word is mine.

[Donney]

The LW wants nothing to do with sausages

[schmenke]

Mmm... sausages... :facelick:

[Donney]

Too early for lunch....

[djarumdudley]

...but just right for a midnight snack of last word

[Donney]

Good morning! says the LW.

[schmenke]

Indeed it does! :D

[djarumdudley]

good evening, it says.

[Rollo]

Good morning, good morning.
It's great to stay up late!
Good morning, good morning, to you.

[djarumdudley]

i prefer to say good night last word

[Donney]

My LW.

[djarumdudley]

thank you for holding the last word while i was not available

[Rollo]

The number you have called is not available. Please check the number before dialing again.

B A R J.

[djarumdudley]

you've had the last word far too long.

[Rollo]

Oh really?

I would have thought it would like being in the antipodes.

[djarumdudley]

no it really prefers being on this side of the Atlantic

[Rollo]

If you live in the Bronx, does that mean it's really smelly? Did the term "Bronx Cheer" get that because of a giant fart?

"Well, there's a horrible farty smell in here, and it's definitely not coming from my bottom!"
- Rick, The Young Ones.

[NoahsGirl]

Nice to read whilst eating lunch!

[djarumdudley]

If you live in the Bronx, does that mean it's really smelly? Did the term "Bronx Cheer" get that because of a giant fart?

"Well, there's a horrible farty smell in here, and it's definitely not coming from my bottom!"
- Rick, The Young Ones.

no the bronx cheer is from the endearing personalities of our residents.

[NoahsGirl]

the LW is here in Scotland with me, enjoying the sunshine

[djarumdudley]

no longer, it is about to head out to a park with me.

[NoahsGirl]

The LW is back in Scotland

[schmenke]

Man, that LW gets around. Now it's here in the foothills of the Rocky Mountains... enjoying the precipitation :dozey:

[NoahsGirl]

It's not raining here (for once), so the LW is back quite happy being dry

[djarumdudley]

it wasn't a long dry period for the last word.

[NoahsGirl]

I shall reclaim the LW

[djarumdudley]

and now it's back with me

[Donney]

Enough of that.

[Rollo]

no the bronx cheer is from the endearing personalities of our residents.

Are you all grumpy old farts? :D

[djarumdudley]

if only....!

[Donney]

My first LW of the week :D

[NoahsGirl]

It's now my 1st LW of the week

[Rollo]

Are all Scots allowed to be transvestites or does that only apply to beardy chaps in skirty trous?

[Donney]

I will ask the LW.

[djarumdudley]

you would need the last word to be able to ask it anything.

[schmenke]

All queries can be directed to me then I'll pass them along to the LW.

[Rollo]

Mr Schmenke, you are listed as being in Cowtown, Canada. Is that Calgary perchance?

[schmenke]

Yes, that is correct. The LW and I are currently enjoying the (temporary :uhoh: ) fine weather here.

[Donney]

I hope it was good.

[NoahsGirl]

Are all Scots allowed to be transvestites or does that only apply to beardy chaps in skirty trous?

The LW and I believe that people can dress how they like, so both.

[CarlMetro]

Both you and the LW are transvestites?

[Rollo]

In a land of thistles you'd think that the Scots of all people would invent better pants.

[Donney]

:D

[schmenke]

The LW is amused.

[CarlMetro]

Indeed it is

[schmenke]

Wow, Carl, you justed posted #8888 ! :eek:
That's a very lucky number in Chinese mythology :)

[Rollo]

Dear Carl,

Please find enclosed your Self Assessment Statement from HM Revenue & Customs, we note that you owe us £8888 as your 2008-09 Income Tax.

That IS a very lucky number in Chinese mythology :D

[djarumdudley]

enclosed in this post is the last word

[schmenke]

Nope. This post contains the LW.

[djarumdudley]

it did.

[CarlMetro]

Strange, I couldn't see it there..........

[Donney]

I guess you missed it.

[djarumdudley]

like you did.

[schmenke]

Just to be clear, and to avoid further bickering, this post shall claim the LW.

[CarlMetro]

Only on a tempory basis though

[djarumdudley]

like yours

[Rollo]

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So there. Nyah nyah nyah!

[CarlMetro]

Never mind Rollo, I'm sure they'll let you back in again someday :p

Incidently, the LW was asking me where Donnie Darco went to? If anyone knows, let us know please :)

[Donney]

I think she is taking care of her 10009988675050 cats...

[Rollo]

"Red Bull gives you Wings"?

Like F**k they do. I brought some the other day for Mrs Rollo (aptly named by the way) and she got most irate with me.

Not only could she not do any cycling, horseback riding or rollerblading but she said they didn't even have a little bit of string on.

[CarlMetro]

Ah, Friday at last. Me and the LW are of to London for a long weekend and will see you all next week TTFN.

[djarumdudley]

some good night last word.

[Donney]

Good morning Last Word.

[CarlMetro]

That's long enough methinks, my turn for a while :D

[djarumdudley]

that was enough

[Donney]

It is never enough.

[djarumdudley]

nope, it's not.

[CarlMetro]

true

[Rollo]

To everyone in the UK:

Today the 6th of May is your chance to vote, so go around to every polling station you can to make your vote count, again and again and again...

Vote Early, Vote OFTEN :D

[Donney]

Yaaaaawwwwwwn.

[CarlMetro]

Are we keeping you awake?

[Donney]

Nah, I'm fine thank you!

[CarlMetro]

Are you sure?

[djarumdudley]

are you sure about having the last word?

[CarlMetro]

It seems to be the case, so yes.

[Donney]

That's odd...

[djarumdudley]

some last word prior to being off to the dmv

[Rollo]

Don't believe the elderly female co-inhabitant's testimony (old wives tale) that drinking olive oil and lemon juice will clear out gallstones. I tried this remedy over the weekend and switched from my usual Newcastle Brown Ale, to pints of Toscana Extra Virgin (he he he) Olive Oil.

I hope that you can learn from my experience.

[MrJan]

You people are boring the LW, it needs some time with me so that it can cheer up

[Rollo]

http://members.multimania.co.uk/SIL/5thdoc.html
"You can't mend people can you. You can't mend people!!!!"
Dr Who, Season 19 (Kinda)

[MrJan]

Having a scratch, LW.

[CarlMetro]

Well you scratch, I'll take the LW away from your flees

[MrJan]

Now it's a picking my nose type LW.

[Rollo]

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2345418/pick_your_nose.html
According to Dr. Friedrich Bischinger, a lung specialist based in Innsbruck, Austria, picking your nose and eating it is one of the best ways to stay healthy.

Researchers have proven that lack of exposure to infectious agents are linked to an increase in how susceptible a person is to allergic diseases. Scientists are trying to achieve the same results using far more complicated methods. People who pick their noses and eat it are getting a free natural boost to their immune system.

So there you go. By you picking your nose Mr Yeo, you are reducing your impact on the NHS.

[MrJan]

I like to think that I'm doing my bit.

[Donney]

The LW is surprised.

[MrJan]

The LW is never surprised, the LW knows all.

[Rollo]

And Mr Yeo picks his nose... eew.

[MrJan]

Omnomnomnom

[djarumdudley]

it's far time for some last word for me.

[MrJan]

I've got an itchy eye.

[djarumdudley]

that explains why you can't see the last word

[MrJan]

It's only one of them.

[Donney]

Take care of your eyes and I'll take care of the LW.

[MrJan]

Feeling a bit better now.

[Rollo]

Watch out Man Utd, Blackpool is coming for revenge for the 1948 Cup Final... Ha Ha Ha.

[MrJan]

Morning

[Donney]

evening everyone!

[MrJan]

Ingerland!!!

[djarumdudley]

Good evening last word.

[Donney]

may I?

[MrJan]

No, you may not.

[Donney]

Then I won't ask....

[MrJan]

Well, that's just rude.

[Rollo]

"Are you saying that his glandular condition makes him shove pies down his throat?"
- Outnumbered

[MrJan]

I've only recently discovered the joys of Outnumbered. Some of it is absolutely inspired, especially the lines that the kids come out with.

[Rollo]

I only saw it for the first time on ABC2 last night.

Ah the joys of digital TV.

[djarumdudley]

ah the joys of last word.

[Rollo]

I am typing this message with hobo gloves on, because it's that cold.

[MrJan]

It's not cold.

[Rollo]

Right now it's cold and rainy enough in Sydney, to make Geordies put on a vest.

There's flash flooding and particles have stop moving at the molecular level, but still not quite cold enough for Geordies to put on a jumper.

[MrJan]

Been nice here. You should move.

[djarumdudley]

today was the first 90 degree day here.

[Donney]

Wow a rectangular day....

[MrJan]

I need a wee

[schmenke]

Hey all :wave: .
The LW and are are enjoying(?) the snow fall over here :mark:


(thanks for the details Miguel... :rolleyes: )

[MrJan]

Snow fall? I was speaking to my brother yesterday and he was yapping about it being 30+ degrees in Torono

[djarumdudley]

isn't that 86 degrees in proper terms

[MrJan]

Dunno.

[schmenke]

Snow fall? I was speaking to my brother yesterday and he was yapping about it being 30+ degrees in Torono

Yep, but I'm over 3000kms away from Toronto ;) .
About 3 deg. C and still snowing here today :mark:

[MrJan]

Yep, but I'm over 3000kms away from Toronto ;) .
About 3 deg. C and still snowing here today :mark:

I know it's a fairly large country but still surprised that it can be so varied.

[Donney]

Beatiful sunny day here, a shame it is Monday though....

[MrJan]

Day off for me. I love bank holidays, me.

[schmenke]

We had our bank holiday last week, celebrating(?) Queen Victoria's birthday :mark: .
Still cold and miserable here. At least it's stopped snowing :dozey: .

[Donney]

NO holiday here, so at least have the decency of giving me the LW....

[MrJan]

Tired

[djarumdudley]

the last word is tired of you as well.

[MrJan]

Meh.

[Donney]

What?

[djarumdudley]

no

[Donney]

Maybe?

[MrJan]

Tired again.

[Donney]

I'm so sorry....

[MrJan]

Why? What have you done?

[schmenke]

You sound cranky Miguel. Whazzup?

[Donney]

Yep Mike what's wrong?

[MrJan]

I'm not cranky, I just want to know what Donnnnnneeyy is sorry for.

[CarlMetro]

Most things, like the rest of us I guess.

[MrJan]

MMMmmmmmm Otter Bright :facelick:

[Rollo]

Mmmmmmm Torah Bright ;)

[Donney]

I hereby inform you that from this Thursday till next Monday afternoon the LW and I will be attending the Le Mans 24 hrs.

Yours truly,

[MrJan]

Pfft, the Le Mans Classic next month is where you really want to be :D

[Donney]

I wouldn't mind but...

[MrJan]

but what?

[schmenke]

How's everyone today?
The LW and I spent yesterday planting raspberry and blueberry bushes that the wife purchased from the garden centre. I'm not sure that blueberries are well suited to our local climate but I didn't tell that to the missus :mark:

[MrJan]

I'm tired again

[djarumdudley]

and again withouth the last word.

[MrJan]

yup.

[Donney]

Good morning!

[MrJan]

Y'ello