The Last Word

[Rollo]

I find the following strangely disturbing:

what a great idea Rollo!


this is a fantastic idea rollo by the way!

Two people thought that I had a good idea... in the same week? :eek:

When should I expect to hear the hoofbeats from those four horsemen?

[djarumdudley]

this truly is disturbing...

[MrJan]

We're doooooommmed

[Donney]

The LW is not sure about those being good ideas.

[MrJan]

What ideas?

[Donney]

Rollo's.

[MrJan]

Rollo isn't an ideas man though.

[Donney]

He isn't an LW man either.

[MrJan]

For once we agree

[Donney]

Disturbing....

[MrJan]

Aaahhh

[Donney]

Seeee?

[MrJan]

sole

[Donney]

Oh sole mioooooooooo
Oh miiiiooooo sooooooleeee....

[Rollo]

Is this the part where I throw a size 9 boot in your direction?

[MrJan]

No

[djarumdudley]

Is this the part where I throw a size 9 boot in your direction?

my goodness, I also agree wih Rollo.

[MrJan]

Don't do that

[Donney]

You don't appreciate art....

[MrJan]

Incorrect, I don't like art, appreciation doesn't come into it.

[Donney]

Oh I see...

[MrJan]

You don't see nuthing

[Donney]

Damn, I've gone blind....

[MrJan]

Serves you right.

[Rollo]

Mum warned that you'd go blind if you kept on... doing that.

[schmenke]

Doing what Rollo? Please clarify.

[MrJan]

Poking yerself in the eye.

[djarumdudley]

pre-ridiculous thanksgiving eating frenzy last word

[MrJan]

meh

[Donney]

hi there.

[MrJan]

meh

[Donney]

oh.

[MrJan]

woah

[djarumdudley]

bringin' it back.....meh

[MrJan]

cold toes

[Donney]

It's snowing!!!!!!

[MrJan]

No it isn't, the sun's out.

[Donney]

It is now...

[MrJan]

No it isn't, just because it's your birthday doesn't mean you get to be any less wrong.

[Donney]

Yes it does, everything I say or do today is right.

[MrJan]

Wrong

[Donney]

I don't care.

[MrJan]

Well you should.

[Rollo]

I may have screwed this post up. http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/671/james0ht.gif Oh cock!

[MrJan]

:monkeydance:

[Donney]

That monkey ain't dancing.

[Rollo]

http://forums.finalgear.com/images/smilies/jc.gif Hang your head in shame.

[djarumdudley]

no shame here

[MrJan]

I tried several different ways and then I ran out of time to edit it.

[Donney]

What a pity!!!!!

[MrJan]

Indeed

[Donney]

Enough conmiseration

[MrJan]

Nah

[Donney]

yep

[MrJan]

Fo shizzle

[Donney]

What?

[MrJan]

Mi nizzle

[Donney]

Ah!

[MrJan]

Da-mizzle strizzle.

[Donney]

Wiener schnitzel...

[MrJan]

Nizzle

[Rollo]

Shall I get you a box of tissues? You sound like you need to sneeze.

[djarumdudley]

perhaps it's just a sniffle

[MrJan]

snizzle

[Donney]

yawn

[MrJan]

yawnizzle mazizzle

[Rollo]

Is this like "The Name Game" by Shirley Ellis?

Jan Jan bo Ban! Banana fanna fo Fan! Fe fi mo Man! JAN!

[djarumdudley]

supercalifrajilistic..etc,

[MrJan]

fed up, want to go home

[Rollo]

You feel so broke up, you want to go home?

Well, hoist up the John B's sail, and see how the mainsail's set.
Call for the captain ashore, "Let me go home!"

...or "kendarvo mardot" if you're that way inclined, I don't know because this is where it gets weird :D

[MrJan]

jambo mwanamaji

[Rollo]

Lloegr am byth, twll dîn pob Cymry!

[MrJan]

ARAF

[Rollo]

I could never work out if grammatically that was only a suggestion or a direct order, or a description of the people you were going to encounter for the next ten minutes.

Araf means "slow" whilst Arafwch is the correct word which should mean "Slow Down!"

[MrJan]

I just read the bit that says SLOW, can't really understand the rest.

[Rollo]

Maybe you are a bit Araf.

[MrJan]

Speak English you limey moron.

[Rollo]

Did you know that if the current migration north continues, we will all be dead in 3 years? Do you want to become a bee's supper? I don't; that's why we must act now. Killer bees must be stopped!
But killer bees are nothing compared to ants, you can't kill them! They are like sheep, they are going to take over!

In exchange for a few hours a week, I give you the world!

[MrJan]

Like a fortune cookie with wings

[Donney]

More or less.

[MrJan]

Where you been?

[Donney]

Enjoying a veerrrryyyyyy long weekend.

[MrJan]

Lazy b*****d :p :

[Donney]

I know.... :p

[MrJan]

Damn

[Rollo]

Stop... Hammertime!

[MrJan]

23

[Rollo]

Que?

[MrJan]

22

[Rollo]

20

[MrJan]

21

[Rollo]

I'm getting scared now...

You're moving with your aunty and uncle in Bel-Air :angryfire :

[MrJan]

20

[Rollo]

Tonight We Dine In Hell

[djarumdudley]

ice ice baby, too cold

[MrJan]

19

[Donney]

and counting....

[MrJan]

18

[Donney]

My LW

[MrJan]

17

[Donney]

it didn't last long...

[MrJan]

16

[Donney]

8611

[MrJan]

15

[Donney]

That's nothing.

[MrJan]

14

[Rollo]

How many Ghosts of Scooby Doo were there?

[MrJan]

13

[Rollo]

ʇoqoɹ ɐ ǝʞı1 ʞ1ɐʍ ɯǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ sbǝ1 sʇɐɔ uo sǝqnʇ sǝıʇɹɐɯs ʇnd

[djarumdudley]

you need kitten mittens

[Rollo]

If your kitten comes in 28 installments in the mail, and you finally get the last installment, does that mean you have The Whole Kitten Kaboodle?

[djarumdudley]

only if its COD.

[MrJan]

12

Always Sunny is awesome BTW. Shame no one has picked it up over here.

[Donney]

Sunny was a little Nissan.

[MrJan]

11

[Donney]

right

[MrJan]

10

[djarumdudley]

this the last word, not a countdown

[Donney]

Yep.

[MrJan]

9

[Rollo]

this the last word, not a countdown

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPne-KkQ3rA&

Consonant, Vowel, Consonant... etc etc etc.

[Donney]

Consonant.

[MrJan]

8

[Donney]

More or less the temperature here.

[MrJan]

7

[Donney]

0ºc here now...

[MrJan]

6

[Rollo]

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
- Ralph Wiggum

This was actually the quote for my little desk calendar, for real... seriously.

[MrJan]

5

[Rollo]

4

[djarumdudley]

Three Amigos

[Rollo]

José Carioca, Donald Duck and Panchito Pistoles

[Donney]

I haven't seen that movie, maybe I should...

[MrJan]

4

[Donney]

I like that number.

[MrJan]

3

[djarumdudley]

it better be awesome

[MrJan]

2

[Rollo]

I'm expecting a hideous anti-climax and something that will be as dull as watching re-runs of Neighbours.

[MrJan]

boom

[Rollo]

It's about as exciting as watching paint dry, but nowhere near as fun as waiting for it to peel.

[Donney]

It is snowing here....

[Rollo]

Mr Jan Yeo, one does not become LW Champion by getting the most posts, no, one becomes LW Champion by having The Last Word, therefore your claim is totally brimming over with wrongability.

1,555 posts and out? Ha. 1,555 posts and failed.

[djarumdudley]

your rationale is just

[Rollo]

Of course it is, and by said same rationale I am champion yet again.

[Donney]

Where's the champagne?

Oh sorry no champagne...

[djarumdudley]

only me with last word

[Donney]

Time to share.

[schmenke]

Thanks.

[Donney]

You are most welcome mr. schmenke.

[djarumdudley]

i'll be taking this

[Donney]

My turn.

[djarumdudley]

you've had enough

[Donney]

I need another fix....

[Rollo]

Jim'll fix it!

http://www.radiorewind.co.uk/images/jimfixit_annual.gif

[Donney]

Thanks Jim.

[djarumdudley]

mine

[Donney]

Nope.

[djarumdudley]

no, it really is

[djarumdudley]

not even a new year can stop my last wording.

[Donney]

Who knew?

[djarumdudley]

i'm sure most everyone

[Donney]

I was not informed....

[NoahsGirl]

Me and the LW are watching the darts

[Donney]

Was it any good?

[schmenke]

Me and the LW are watching the darts

What's the point?

[Donney]

I don't know.

[djarumdudley]

too bad, because i do know this

[Donney]

I'll ask the LW then.

[schmenke]

I'll have the LW call you.

[Donney]

I recently erased the memory of my phone, so I rather ask the LW personally if you don't mind.

[djarumdudley]

looks like the last word is unavailable for questioning

[Donney]

Damn!

[djarumdudley]

that's what she said

[schmenke]

Tsk. The LW is not amused.

[Donney]

The LW is actually here.

[djarumdudley]

i believe you meant here.

[Donney]

Did I? I don't think so.

[djarumdudley]

no, you really did.

[Donney]

I am not convinced....

[djarumdudley]

here's some more evidence

[Donney]

Thanks but the LW are watching the Monte thanks to the Belgian TV.

[schmenke]

The LW does not enjoy Belgian TV, but it certainly likes Belgian waffles.

[Donney]

and the Montecarlo too.

[djarumdudley]

actually the last word is preferential to Reubens

[schmenke]

The sandwich?

[Donney]

I could do with a sandwich...

[djarumdudley]

you have that, i'll have the last word

[schmenke]

I'll have the LW... and a sandwich.

[djarumdudley]

i'll take it to go

[Donney]

No you won't.

[schmenke]

Quite right.

[Donney]

I know.

[djarumdudley]

no you don't

[schmenke]

I know I have the LW.

[Donney]

Ok...

[Rollo]

You're both liars and blaggards, for tonight I have avenged with a vengeance.

[djarumdudley]

but in your haste i have pilfered the last word

[Donney]

Thank God I've found it

[schmenke]

Yep, it was with me all along. I'll have it back now, thank you.

[djarumdudley]

not so fast.

[NoahsGirl]

Stop arguing boys, I'll take the LW away from all the bickering

[djarumdudley]

thanks for holding it while i was at work

[Rollo]

Do you work?

... I always thought you were broken. :D

[Donney]

Time to have a conversation with the LW

[schmenke]

Nope, the LW is currently discussing important matters with me.

[Rollo]

Life, death, taxes and breakfast?

[CarlMetro]

Nope, why this thread is still going when everyone knows I took the last word with me ages ago.... :D

[Rollo]

You might have done, but some one else also took it ages ago.

Just like Mr Yeo's claim to have won the thread somehow, despite this being "The Last Word" thread; therefore only The Last Word counts.

...In 47 posts, Donney will have overtaken him anyway.

[Donney]

Well, it's quality that counts and the LW knows I can provide :D

(Welcome back Carl)

[CarlMetro]

Quality is not required where the LW is concerned, quantity has always been it's true priority, which is why it has returned to it's rightful owner.

(thanks Donny :D )

[Donney]

Yes it has... thanks for keeping it warm.

[Rollo]

quantity has always been it's true priority, which is why it has returned to it's rightful owner.


Specifically a quantity of ONE, that is... The Last Word, which currently is this ONE :D

[schmenke]

Tut, tut...

The LW is not about quantity or quality, it's about rights. The rightful owner is me, so all else does not matter. The important matters that we were previously discussing were the contract terms and conditions to which the LW has agreed ownership to me.

Y'all can bugger off now.

(you too Carl :p : )

[djarumdudley]

it appears such terms of said contract has expired

[CarlMetro]

Under Motorsport forum law, all and any contracts between two parties must first be approved by the senior memebers and then by 'he who must be obeyed', it must be signed in the blood of a live Eki and displayed in the F1 forum for a full five minutes without some numpty arguing about it.

I don't believe any of this has happened so therefore any ficticious contract is null and void and the LW is still available to be claimed, which I do as of now :D

[Rollo]

And so says all of us.

Is there actually suuch thing as the "blood of a live Eki"? I thought that Eki was an undead.

[Donney]

And it is impossible for something to be posted on the F1 sub-section without someone blaming the FIA, Ecclestone, the French or Ferrari, in the first three nanoseconds.

The LW is mine.

[djarumdudley]

above is true, save for the fact that the last word is with me

[Donney]

Which is obviously worng...

[CarlMetro]

So wrong infact, that it couldn't be more wrong if it were a wrong thing in the wrong place at the wrong time.

[Donney]

So much wrongness in the world...

[Rollo]

Wrong, wrong, wrong. Absolutely brimming over with wrongability

[Donney]

Yeah right...

[CarlMetro]

No, wrong

[schmenke]

You are all violating the contract terms and conditions set forth in post # 8707 . If you persist with the unauthorized pilferation of the LW I shall be forced to impose a royalty fee for each subsequent post.

Thank you for your understanding.

[Donney]

Me johnyforeigner doesn't understand many of the words you used...

[schmenke]

Quit mucking about with the LW :p :

[Mp3 Astra]

Still here, still stealing LW whenever I feel like it. I reckon this time will be my lucky day.

[djarumdudley]

that time is now over

[Donney]

Today is my day.

[CarlMetro]

and yet you still persist in being wrong, some things never change......

[Donney]

Who me?

[schmenke]

Yes you.

[Donney]

It's funny it felt sooo right :D

[djarumdudley]

not as much as this

[CarlMetro]

Well stop doing that, you'll go blind

[schmenke]

Who said that?

[Donney]

Carl did, and we know him....

[CarlMetro]

........as the ultimate master of the LW?

[Rollo]

... as the Master of the Universe?

Oh, BTW does anyone else think that Man-At-Arms looks like Nigel Mansell?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Man-At-Arms.jpg

[schmenke]

...as Master Bates?

[Donney]

Ahem....

[CarlMetro]

yes?

[NoahsGirl]

I'll take the LW, thank you. It a girl's perogative.

[Donney]

I'l have it back it's a guy's postrogative... (or something)

[NoahsGirl]

I'm taking the LW now, we are off to Glasgow tomorrow to watch the Strictly Come Dancing tour.

[CarlMetro]

Sorry, can't let you subject it to such tourture, so it's going to stay here with me and help me paint.

[Donney]

Yes, because painting is much better, gimme the LW won't you?

[NoahsGirl]

I'll have the LW now and discuss in length the merits of Austin Healy's and Mark Ramprakash's torsos, I mean dance ability.