The Last Word

[MrJan]

Good evening Sunday LW

[Donney]

Going home LW.

[MrJan]

Am home

[Donney]

I bet you are not now.

[MrJan]

No :(

[Donney]

It happens...

[MrJan]

All too often.

[Donney]

Especially if you have a job....

[MrJan]

Therein lies the rub.

[Donney]

Rub a dub.

[MrJan]

Dub? I like dub, also rocksteady.....and dubstep

[schmenke]

What about Dubya?

[MrJan]

Tossa ;)

[Donney]

Uh?

[MrJan]

HUh

[harvick#1]

giggity

[MrJan]

giggity goo

[Donney]

It's a nice day today, isn't it?

[MrJan]

I think so, I'm inside :( I do have the LW though :)

[schmenke]

No you don't.

[Brown, Jon Brow]

He did

[MrJan]

'deed I do

[Donney]

'deed you did.

[MrJan]

eh?

[Donney]

If I knew....

[MrJan]

You know nuzzing

[Donney]

:bigcry: Sniff, sniff....

[MrJan]

:laugh:

[djarumdudley]

time for a frosty beverage and some last word

[MrJan]

No frosty beverage for me, trying to cut back on such nicities

[djarumdudley]

also no last word for you

[MrJan]

Wrong!!!

[Donney]

Wronger!

[MrJan]

Minger

[Donney]

Monger?

[MrJan]

Not really

[Donney]

Ok.

[MrJan]

Darn

[Donney]

What's wrong?

[MrJan]

Nowt, 'ay up, tut mines, tut whippet, tut gravy tut.

[Donney]

Wow!

[MrJan]

That's what she said.

[Donney]

I bet she did... :dozey:

[MrJan]

:cheese:

[schmenke]

Miguel is dreaming again...

[MrJan]

I didn't say it was a good 'wow' ;)

Curling one off LW.

[djarumdudley]

World Series and last word, a winning combo

[Rollo]

It's hardly a "world series" if most of the world isn't invited.

[djarumdudley]

clearly you've confused something with the airing of the World Series of Poker.

[MrJan]

Poker shouldn't have a world series, it should only be for drunk people

[Donney]

And cigar smokers...

[MrJan]

Natch

[schmenke]

Poker should not be aired on television :mark:

[MrJan]

pooing

[schmenke]

Pooing can be enjoyable, but not on t.v.

[Donney]

I have to agree.

[MrJan]

I hope I*'m not on TV having a poo, that would be weird

[schmenke]

Have you checked Google street view lately...?

[MrJan]

Last time I did neither Exeter nor my arse were on it :D

[schmenke]

Good thing... :erm:

[Rollo]

Why should it be?

Exeter has such attractions as The House That Moved, The Riddles, and The Hub which is not far from Sainsburys.

Ok, so it's slightly better appointed than say... Craggy Island, but it's less interesting. Craggy Island has the Spider Baby, which is a baby with the body of a spider, and the head of a spider and you know it's a spider baby and not just a spider because it's in a pram.

[MrJan]

Best of all we have a league 1 football team :D

[Donney]

You do?

[MrJan]

At the minute we do, 12 months time and we might not

[Donney]

The LW shares your concern...

[MrJan]

The LW is out on the razzz

[schmenke]

The LW is looking forward to a weekend in the office with schmenke.


:mark:

[MrJan]

Never, the LW is going out on the piss now, watching Annie Mac and then sleeping a bit before driving back to Exeter to watch the football.

[djarumdudley]

actually the last word is limbering up for 18 holes

[MrJan]

Drinking the biggest cup of tea ever LW

[Donney]

The LW is not interested in breaking records.

[MrJan]

The LW is considering that perhaps there is such a thing as 'too much tea'. When you need to have a break half way through a cup just so you can be sick there is probably a message to be heard ;)

[djarumdudley]

the last word is done with daylight savings time

[Rollo]

The LW is considering that perhaps there is such a thing as 'too much tea'. When you need to have a break half way through a cup just so you can be sick there is probably a message to be heard ;)

Yah-boo sucks to you. There is never any such thing as 'too much tea', I cast thee as a blaggard and a liar. Ye dash!

[MrJan]

I thought the same thing until I opened my mind to the possibilities

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs052.snc3/13967_195217386417_634181417_4287265_7463809_n.jpg

[Donney]

Nice furniture...

[MrJan]

Thankfully not mine, it's the student digs of the lad being hypnotised by the tea. Although the box with the green lid is mine.....that and the large teacup.

[schmenke]

What's in the bottle, gin?

[MrJan]

Sambuca, it was thankfully untouched as the we strayed more towards beer/lager/cider/vodka coke

[djarumdudley]

good move, things would have really went downhill then.

[MrJan]

I was being conservative as I needed to drive back the next day to watch the football :)

[Donney]

Too much LW for you.

[MrJan]

Not possible

[Rollo]

No soup for you!

[MrJan]

Too early for soup

[Donney]

Not really....

[MrJan]

Boring

[Donney]

Are you?

[MrJan]

Yup

[Donney]

That's why you don't have the LW.

[MrJan]

Mmmmmm

[djarumdudley]

indeed, my lunch was tasty

[MrJan]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Donney]

Bleh!

[schmenke]

Quality posts again :mark:

[MrJan]

I was being ironic.......probably....or summint

[Donney]

It's liiiiiiiiike raaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiin on your weddiiiing daaayyyy.

[MrJan]

Which isn't actually ironic.....unless you're a meteorologist or something.

[Donney]

It's more a question of bad luck...

[MrJan]

Indeed

[Donney]

and not a really good song, though catchy....

[MrJan]

Hmmmmm

[Donney]

Moooore wooork.......

[MrJan]

I don't want more work, I've got about 10,000 words to write for a deadline on Wednesday morning. Normally that would be fine but I've got to go to work work as well.

[schmenke]

The LW and I just finsished of 3 month-end progress reports (well, one still requires a few minor tweaks). We're knackered.

[djarumdudley]

then you have no use for the last word

[Donney]

I am veeery tired.

[MrJan]

ditto

[schmenke]

Yawn...

[MrJan]

Oi, you use language like that and you'll wish you hadn't.

[Donney]

My LW for a while.

[schmenke]

I hope you enjoyed it.

[MrJan]

He didn't, he doesn't understand how to enjoy the LW.

I'm using the LW to keep me company while I'm locked out

[schmenke]

Locked out of what? Your home?
Tsk.
Well, since I'm such a kind, caring person, I'll let you have the company of the LW until you're unlocked.

[MrJan]

Yeah car was in the garage and house keys were with the car keys. All right now.....apart from how much it cost to get the car through the MOT :(

[schmenke]

Pfwaaar...

The LW and I have no such concerns on this side of the pond. We can drive whatever piece of junk we choose...

[djarumdudley]

and we choose some reallly quality pieces

[Rollo]

Yes... pieces... usually with some other words attached on the end.

I really don't understand why North Americans all want such massive cars. Australia has more miles of total emptiness and yet we do fine with Yarii, Mazda 2s and Focii. Of course the cars Australia does build itself ae huge, but then again the number of people driving them are falling at a rapid rate of knots.

[MrJan]

I can see the attraction of a big car, I just can't understand why that would make a small car a bad choice.

[Rollo]

What sort of cars do The Simpsons have?

[MrJan]

Canyonero!!!!!

[Rollo]

That would be the truck with four wheel drive; Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five.

No, I meant "what sort of cars do they usually drive?" Homer has some sort of dented... thing, and I'm sure that they have a wagon thing. But which car maker are they?

[MrJan]

I'm not sure Groening does product placement.

[schmenke]

...I really don't understand why North Americans all want such massive cars. Australia has more miles of total emptiness and yet we do fine with Yarii, Mazda 2s and Focii. Of course the cars Australia does build itself ae huge, but then again the number of people driving them are falling at a rapid rate of knots.

Until petrol is taxed to the same extent as in Australia, there will never be an incentive to drive small cars in the U.S.

[MrJan]

Which is weird, you don't necessarily buy a small car for economy but because you don't need something bigger. A Ford Focus isn't a small car but as far as I know isn't as popular in the states as it is here.

[schmenke]

In North America, the size of a car is a status symbol. Historically, a bigger car represents wealth and prosperity, both things that Americans always want to express.

The Focus is considered a small car in NA.

[MrJan]

Over here they say 'big car, small penis' :D :D

[Donney]

A Ford Focus is a great (since it is what I drive....) and the LW agrees, we both prefer an Aston Martin but that's for another thread.

[MrJan]

Someone I know through work has an Aston and it shares parts with a Focus. He went through it and showed which parts of the instrument panel came from which Ford cars. Also on the back of the wheel centres there is a Ford badge.

[Donney]

I don't know if that's good or bad....

[MrJan]

If you pay the money for an Aston Martin it's bad, if you've paid for a Ford then you can be chuffed that your car shares parts with an Aston.

[Rollo]

If you pay the money for an Aston Martin it's bad, if you've paid for a Ford then you can be chuffed that your car shares parts with an Aston.

My Ka has Formula One technology.

The engine in the Ford Ka is the FVE or Four Valve E. If you take two blocks, and cut and weld them you get Double Four Valve or DFV which is the most successful engine in GP history... of course it helped that Costin and Duckworth helped a bit.

[Donney]

Look at that... Amazing little Ka.

[MrJan]

Well my car............is blue :p : So mnnnnhhhhhhhh

[Donney]

Mine is boringly maroon.

[MrJan]

'Got MW2 but can't play it until I've finished my work' LW

[Donney]

I don't have that MW thing... but I don't what that is so I'm not worried...

[MrJan]

That's your loss then

[schmenke]

I have both MW2 and Forza 3 on my list for Santa for Christmas. I can wait. I have the LW to keep me company until then.

[MrJan]

I've got Forza 3 and it's great with the wheel. Haven't played it too much though as FIFA 10 superseded it and now Modern Warfare is going to get a hammering. Can't wait to start killing things on Live :D Although I should probably finish my college assignment first :( Better stop cocking about online I 'spose.


Oh and my LW

[Donney]

Since I don't have those games I'll have the LW, thank you.

[MrJan]

Still doing college work :(

[djarumdudley]

guess you won't be needing the last word to distract you

[Donney]

Probably not.

[MrJan]

Done college work, just need to print and send off now.

[Donney]

I hate my printer.

[MrJan]

I have the option of about 4

[Donney]

Send one in good working order....

[MrJan]

Thems a bit big... one of them does A0

[Donney]

Mmmh... maybe the size is a problem here.

[MrJan]

I tell you what, e-mail me what you want printed, I'll print it off and then I can e-mail it back :)

[Donney]

Printed e-mails, that's quite a revolutionary concept...

Thanks....

[djarumdudley]

snese has now been removed

[Rollo]

snes has now been removed

Some stole your SNES! :eek:

http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libraries/Emulation/snes/SNES_800.jpg

I hope that they get a right kick in the pants. :angryfire :

[djarumdudley]

call a plumber, it might be down a toilet

[MrJan]

What the heckarooney is that Rollo?

[schmenke]

I don't know what a SNE is but I know what a SME is :mark:

[MrJan]

Super Mega Egg?

[Donney]

Maybe...

[schmenke]

Subject Matter Expert


...for example, "schmenke is a SME in the LW."

[djarumdudley]

shame your not an SME in keeping it

[Rollo]

Just thought I'd remind everyone:

I am not sulking about it, Rollo IS a legend, so shut it, bumface :D

As you were...

[Donney]

Legends and experts but I am the LW MASTER....

[MrJan]

Just thought I'd remind everyone:


As you were...

It's impossible to prove a point using the words of someone who bathes in and drinks cat wee.

[Donney]

That might be quite true.

[MrJan]

I said it, so it is

[Donney]

You are not always right.

[MrJan]

I think you'll find that I am.

[Donney]

You were not last time I checked.

[schmenke]

Friday the 13th LW.

[MrJan]

Beefs

[djarumdudley]

end of weekend last wording

[Donney]

First LW of the week.

[MrJan]

Back from RAC LW

[Donney]

Back from the bank LW :mad:

[MrJan]

Watching Top Gear LW

[Donney]

I'll have to wait till the night for that.

[MrJan]

I stopped watching it for a bit so I could have a poooo

[Donney]

Too much information, really....

[MrJan]

No such thing as too much information

[Donney]

I beg to differ.

[schmenke]

It's important to poo.

[Donney]

Never said it wasn't.

[MrJan]

I beg to differ.

Don't beg, it's a sign of weakness

[Donney]

Nah, it isn't.

[MrJan]

Yes it is.

[Donney]

no.

[MrJan]

been to dentist LW

[djarumdudley]

sick in bed last word

[Donney]

Just the LW.

[MrJan]

Eh?

[Rollo]

"The Long Years of Obscurity"

Is the book about the word 'obscurity' before it got famous. How it got beaten by its adjective father and left on the doorstep, abandoned by its mother, and then it was the only noun growing up in a house of verbs. And the verbs were always going out, doing lovely things, 'cause they're doing words and poor old obscurity was stuck inside suffering from asthma. And then after school it was surrounded by quotation marks, and got beaten up terribly. And then one day it entered a reality TV show and it became very famous, and it was much in demand, and used to describe all the people that leave the Big Brother house.

[MrJan]

Built to mash your mind up

[Donney]

My LW, thank you.

[MrJan]

No worries

[Donney]

It's good to be sorrounded by nice people.

[schmenke]

It's good to be surrounded by the LW.

[MrJan]

I concur

[Donney]

I thought you would.

[MrJan]

You shouldn't think

[Donney]

I don't do it very often, me brain hurts afterwards....

[MrJan]

Meh

[djarumdudley]

ich ben ein Springfielder

[MrJan]

wah wah wah

[Donney]

Woodo chile (slight return)

[MrJan]

Actually it's Wah Wah Woo by Paul Weller.

[Donney]

Not a big fan of Mr. Weller I prefer Hendrix.

[MrJan]

Everyone should prefer Hendrix

[Donney]

I agree.

[MrJan]

That's because I'm always right

[Donney]

Yeah right...

[MrJan]

Yup

[Rollo]

Who would? Edward Woodward would.

Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Why where he would be Ewar Woowar.

[MrJan]

You been watching QI Rollo? :p :

[Donney]

Have you, have you?

[MrJan]

Have I what?

[Donney]

Not you, him!!!!

[MrJan]

Who?

[Donney]

him, him....

[MrJan]

Dr Who?

[Donney]

Nah I don't think he is a doctor.

[MrJan]

Who isn't?

[Donney]

I amn,'t :p

[MrJan]

Not

[Donney]

I know...

[MrJan]

You don't nuffink

[Donney]

I knowz stuff...

[MrJan]

Wrong

[Donney]

who me?

[MrJan]

Yep

[djarumdudley]

your both wrong

[MrJan]

Not me

[schmenke]

Yes you.

[MrJan]

Never

[Donney]

Often.

[MrJan]

Had a good weekend LW

[Donney]

I wouldn't say so LW.

[MrJan]

Exeter win 3-1, Argyle and Torquay lose and I went for an 85 mile drive on some great roads, sounds like a top weekend to me :D

[Donney]

Congratulations!

[schmenke]

Allouettes to the Grey Cup final! :up:

[MrJan]

I have no idea what you're on about.

[Donney]

Me neither but a grey cup doesn't sound like much...

[Rollo]

Allouettes to the Grey Cup final! :up:

The Greys must have been a pretty prestigious family. The second Earl Grey lent his name to a kind of tea and the Grey Cup was donated by the fourth Earl Grey.

Is the Stanley Cup older than the Grey Cup?

[MrJan]

Talking of cups, FA Cup 2nd round this weekend :bounce:

[Donney]

You keep talking...

[MrJan]

.............................. :p :

[Donney]

Everybody's talking at me....

[MrJan]

Nobody's talking to you.

[schmenke]

http://www.cflgreycup.ca/

[Rollo]

Everybody's talking at me....

I only know one line of that song and it goes:

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaooooooooooooo oooooooooaoooooooooaooooooooooooooooooooooooooaooo oooah.