The Last Word

[MrJan]

Peak

[DonnieDarco]

Have I missed another GP???? Was there one on today?

[MrJan]

NOt sure DD, I spent 2 hours in front of the telly but not sure that it was turned on.

[Donney]

Good morning people!

[MrJan]

You seem overly chirpy

[Donney]

Quite on the contrary I'm in a very bad mood!

[MrJan]

Oh well :p :

Post 8,000 of the LW Thread is mine :D

[Donney]

Congratulations....

[MrJan]

You don't really mean that

[Donney]

Yes I do, the thread is yours, the LW is mine, I'm happy with that.

[MrJan]

It's not true though

[Donney]

What not even the thread is yours????

[MrJan]

Not quite yet, I need a few more posts first.

[schmenke]

You've posted more than enough Miguel. Time to take a break. I'll hang around here looking after the LW.

[djarumdudley]

you are relieved of your duties

[MrJan]

You've posted more than enough Miguel. Time to take a break. I'll hang around here looking after the LW.

NEVER

[Donney]

Well done.

[MrJan]

Ermmm, thank you?

[Donney]

You are welcome, I guess.

[MrJan]

Yayyy

[Donney]

Uh?

[MrJan]

Eh?

[Donney]

I wish I knew.

[MrJan]

But you don't

[Donney]

No I don't, I admit it.

[MrJan]

Good

[Donney]

No, bad, very bad. It's confusing.

[MrJan]

Eh?

[Donney]

See?

[MrJan]

Bee?

[Donney]

Well I'm a king bee, buzzing around your houuuuuuusssse!

[MrJan]

I'm not in my house so don't care :p :

[schmenke]

Where are you?

[Donney]

That Miguel chap is not to be trusted....

[MrJan]

I was at the football, now I'm back at home.

[djarumdudley]

home as well, but with the last word, unlike you

[Rollo]

There's an angry midget outside yelling obscenities at Mosman Town Hall. At least I hope it's an angry midget, because I don't understand why Andy Hamilton is downstairs.

[Donney]

Hi there.

[MrJan]

hello

[schmenke]

The LW says good morning to all.

[MrJan]

But it's after lunch :S Crazy foreigners and their upside down clocks

[Donney]

Yeah them foreigners.... :dozey:

[MrJan]

Darn tooting.

[Donney]

Eh?

[MrJan]

Fruit cocktail

[Donney]

Not a bad idea, sadly I don't have any.

[schmenke]

Nor do you have the LW.

[djarumdudley]

nor you

[DonnieDarco]

Evenin' all :)

[Rollo]

E'en ma'am. I were up'n t' fo'c'sle.

[MrJan]

bleugh

[Donney]

Feeling better now?

[MrJan]

Not really, bit tired TBH

[Donney]

Well, you go to bed and I keep the LW.

[MrJan]

Can't go to bed, I'm at work

[Donney]

Yes you can, but you don't dare.

[MrJan]

Frank Bruno

[DonnieDarco]

Can you not bleugh here, it's revolting.

[MrJan]

Says the woman who bathes in cat wee :p :

[Donney]

Poor LW.

[MrJan]

The LW is rich

[Donney]

The LW feels richer in my company.

[MrJan]

And invinvible in mine :D

[Donney]

I'm not fighting it, I'm just taking it.

[MrJan]

No you're not

[djarumdudley]

Frank Bruno

Ha!!!!

[Donney]

Hi!

[MrJan]

Know what I mean Harry?

[Donney]

Ask Harry.

[MrJan]

hUHH HUHUUH HUUUH

[schmenke]

And once again... schmenke to the rescue of the poor, befuddled LW.

Carry on, nothing more to see here.

[Donney]

Not even the LW?

[MrJan]

Splllllllllllliuuuuu

[Donney]

Not really.

[MrJan]

You're having a giraffe mate

[djarumdudley]

gotta be rough on the ol' birth canal

[DonnieDarco]

I don't know what to make of that.

[MrJan]

Filth

[DonnieDarco]

I staggered out of bed all bleary for the race, only to find it had just ended. Stupid early mornings, what's the point of them? Eh?????

[Donney]

You didn't miss much though.

[DonnieDarco]

Yeah, so I was told :D

[Donney]

The LW would confirm that fact but it is here with me.

[djarumdudley]

no longer

[Donney]

Ok.

[schmenke]

Indeed. The LW is safely with me.

[Donney]

Good morning!

[schmenke]

The LW wishes everyone a good morning.

[MrJan]

First LW of the week, stupid exams in stupid foreign lands with stupid no internet.

[Donney]

I heard you didn't like Cardiff very much... :p

[MrJan]

Sh*theap mate :D Although I did find some nicer suburbs earlier the rest of the town is pretty rough from what I've seen

[djarumdudley]

and you'll be seeing no more of the last word.

[Donney]

Not in Cardiff, definitely.

[schmenke]

Nowhere near Cardiff...

[MrJan]

Thankfully I've left now so I'll have the LW to celebrate

[Rollo]

I saw the 888 Vodafone transporter on the road this morning. I guess it must be on its way to Bathurst.

[djarumdudley]

roadside transporter passes are always a sight

[MrJan]

Back at work again :(

[Donney]

Bathurst... mmmh.... :hot:

[MrJan]

No, Sidmouth

[schmenke]

What's at Sidmouth?

[Donney]

Sidmouth is a nice little place.

[schmenke]

I can't be bothered to booble. What's so nice about it?

[MrJan]

What's at Sidmouth?

Nothing of much.....apart from my office and a whole lot of old people.

[Donney]

I liked it when I visited it. Not the most exciting place in the world but it is nice. I even have a certificate from the Sidmouth International School of English.

[MrJan]

It's pleasant enough, just not a lot there. In fact there is incresingly less there as most of the cliffs keep falling into the sea. Although I'm quite surprised that you've been there Donney, not exactly a world reknowned town to visit :D

[schmenke]

Sounds appealing enough. Perhaps one day the LW and I will visit.

[MrJan]

The LW spends most of it's time there ;) :p :

[Rollo]

What's at Sidmouth?

Thomas the Tank Engine regularly visits Sidmouth in the TV series :s

[Donney]

Brilliant comment by Julia, Rollo. The LW is still laughing.

[MrJan]

But there isn't a railway in Sidmouth....although I do work in Station Yard which is where the railway used to be, in fact some of our buildings are the old outbuildings.

[Donney]

Things are so complicated at times....

[MrJan]

Or you are simple :p :

[Donney]

I am.

[MrJan]

eh?

[Donney]

Again too complicated :p

[MrJan]

oh

[Donney]

That's better.

[schmenke]

Quality posts today :up:

[MrJan]

,m ,mm, lm, lm, lm,

[Donney]

Thank you mr. schmenke.

[MrJan]

wow, Schmenke thought he had the LW but I must have posted a few seconds after. This is the high point of my Friday night

[djarumdudley]

and this is the low point

[MrJan]

sadly no, low point was when I went to scratch my balls and couldn't get to the really itchy part due to constricting clothing

[djarumdudley]

aye, i feel your pain

[MrJan]

n mn mnm,njmhjnhmk,l.

[Donney]

Itchy balls, that's a topic the LW would not discuss.

[MrJan]

It would if it needed to

[Donney]

Nah I don't think so.

[MrJan]

Well then you shouldn't think as much

[Donney]

Maybe...

[MrJan]

Wrong

[Donney]

But I'm right...

[MrJan]

Unlikely

[schmenke]

Snowing here today. My vehicle is still on summer tires. The LW is not pleased.

[MrJan]

Been sunny here.

[Donney]

But the LW might enjoy some drifting mr. schmenke.

[MrJan]

Half time lw

[Donney]

Enough time for you.

[Rollo]

Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie and Alexei Sayle are all in Sydney today. How's that for a comedic extravaganza?

[djarumdudley]

free from work last word.

[MrJan]

Just got to work LW :(

[schmenke]

Snowing here again :(

[MrJan]

If you're going to keep this up all winter it could get quite tedious.

[schmenke]

Bah, let me rant, eh.

[Donney]

It won't last long being Canada the tropical country it is... :p :

[MrJan]

Eh?

[Rollo]

Why is Mr Yeo sporting a Swaziland flag?

[djarumdudley]

surely it's because being from this planet one can lay claim to any nations flag

[MrJan]

Adding a bit of colour to my life.

[Donney]

My LW.

[MrJan]

Smoking some crack LW :s mokin:

[Donney]

Not addicted LW.

[MrJan]

I'm not addicted :disturb:

[Donney]

Good

[MrJan]

Duty

[djarumdudley]

contact last word

[MrJan]

Hitman 2-3 this is Hitman 2 actual, what's your LW status?

[Donney]

If I only knew what you're talking about...

[MrJan]

Hitman 2-3 I do not copy, say again. Over.

[Donney]

That's much better now, thank you! :rolleyes:

[MrJan]

Errr, copy that 2-3.

Godfather this is Hitman 2, we've got several unmarked cars approaching at speed, requesting permission to engage, how copy?

[Donney]

Yeah, sure I guess...

(where are his pills?)

[MrJan]

Just watched all six episodes of Generation Kill in the last week, sort of in Marine mode now :D

[Donney]

He's getting worse...

[MrJan]

It'll get worse when I watch more True Blood, then I'll be in vampire/psychic mode.

[Donney]

The LW doesn't like those shows.

[MrJan]

The LW does, the LW realises that HBO make great dramas

[schmenke]

True that. Although I haven't seen GK yet. Perhaps I'll have the LW give me a recap.

[MrJan]

You should.

[NoahsGirl]

The LW is here with me watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

[schmenke]

The LW has become completley bored and is now back with me watching the snow melt.

[MrJan]

Actually it's here with me, eating some kind of pasta dish and listening to Annie Mac on Radio 1....

[djarumdudley]

actually it's packing for a weekend of gambling in Atlantic City

[MrJan]

Nope, it's waiting for MOTD and trying to work out how City managed to lose 3-0

[Donney]

You can take for granted the LW is here, ready to watch the GP.

[MrJan]

The LW has seen the GP now.....well it caught the highlights

[Rollo]

Nope, it's waiting for MOTD and trying to work out how City managed to lose 3-0

It wasn't a bloody beach ball was it?

[djarumdudley]

futility, thy name is the New York Jets....

[MrJan]

It wasn't a bloody beach ball was it?

:D Thrown by our own fans? No. It was one of those games which we were dominating and then they seemed to walk through the defence and score. Knocked us for 6 and when we went down to 10 men it was pretty much all over :(

[Donney]

So sad... so sad....

[MrJan]

Meh, not in the relegation zone and still 3/4 of the season to go so I'm optomistic enough

[Donney]

Good because you don't have the LW.

[MrJan]

I'll always have the LW

[schmenke]

Not true.

[Donney]

Exactly!

[MrJan]

You 2 probably don't realise how wrong you are

[Donney]

I don't.

[schmenke]

I am never wrong.

[MrJan]

Thanks for proving my point ;)

[djarumdudley]

more lies in this festival of wrongness

[Rollo]

Wrong, wrong, absolutely brimming over with wrong-ability. Wrong and getting wronger all the time. Wrong, actually. Totally, utterly, and completely wrong.

What was it again?

[MrJan]

I dunnno

[Donney]

I'll ask the LW

[MrJan]

Tick tock, tick tock

[Donney]

Digital watch please!

[MrJan]

I've only got an analogue disco watch today. Think I might have Chairman Mao tomorrow though

[schmenke]

I don't wear a watch. I always have the LW to tell me what time it is.

[MrJan]

It's Hammer time

[Donney]

Not really.

[MrJan]

That's because you're late

[djarumdudley]

i'm early for my last wording

[MrJan]

I was late for work

[Donney]

I wasn't.

[MrJan]

Oooh larrr deee darr

[Donney]

Nice song....

[MrJan]

:p : Bleh

[djarumdudley]

hurm

[MrJan]

Mudder

[Donney]

Yeah right....

[MrJan]

Absolutely Captain.

[Donney]

I like respect in the ranks!

[MrJan]

If you're the captain then I'm the bloody General

[Donney]

Nah I never gave you that position.

[MrJan]

You don't have the authoritah anywho

[Donney]

Respect my authorita!!!!!! :monster:

[MrJan]

:laugh: Nice try

[schmenke]

So are we the only three that Pino hasn't banned? :p :

[djarumdudley]

suppose not

[Rollo]

I haven't been banned, binned, boned or bunned.

I would quite like a bun though.

[MrJan]

Mmm cake

[Donney]

I don't remeber being banned... I remember liking cake though....

[MrJan]

Banned cake?

[Donney]

Cake cannot be banned

[MrJan]

I bet the man wants to ban it though

[Donney]

I dunno...

[MrJan]

You know, you just aren't talking.........yet

[Donney]

I'll never talk!!!!! :disturb:

[schmenke]

I'd rather see a banned bun than a banned cake.

[DonnieDarco]

I'm not banned!!! Or am I? I dunno................missed the last bloody race of the year due to work and Jenson won, so I'm still sulking. Not because he won, because I missed seeing it.

[MrJan]

Ummm, I think that there might still be one race Donnie ;)

[schmenke]

Donnie is all messed up as usual :mark:

[MrJan]

It's the drugs........that and the drink and, you know.......the feline wee

This is my 1376th post on this thread (not including the old one). Has anyone seen a spare life lying around?

[schmenke]

1,376 attmepts at the LW. Tsk, keep trying :D

[MrJan]

I wouldn't normally listen to a foreigner but.....

[Donney]

The read to one.... ;)

[MrJan]

Crazy Spanish people

[djarumdudley]

mi última palabra

[Rollo]

Cake cannot be banned

You can not ban something which is already a lie:
http://homepage.mac.com/joester5/writing/images/the-cake-is-a-lie.png

[DonnieDarco]

There's another race?????? But all the media have been banging on about Jenson being champ, so I rashly assumed it must be the last race of the year! Stupid F1.

Anyway, no cake is a lie unless it's got orange or lemon in it.

[Donney]

In any case I was right (again) as cake (for whatever the reason) cannot be banned.

[MrJan]

But the cake isn't a lie, the cake is real

[Donney]

The lw is really mine

[MrJan]

I disagree

[Donney]

Stop the press!!!! :D

[MrJan]

The Jan from Devon he say......no

[Donney]

I never had the pleasure...

[MrJan]

Of saying no?

[djarumdudley]

never to the last word at least

[MrJan]

eh?

[Donney]

Hello Saturday LW!