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MrJan
26th September 2009, 13:26
Peak

DonnieDarco
27th September 2009, 17:12
Have I missed another GP???? Was there one on today?

MrJan
27th September 2009, 18:15
NOt sure DD, I spent 2 hours in front of the telly but not sure that it was turned on.

Donney
28th September 2009, 08:14
Good morning people!

MrJan
28th September 2009, 09:18
You seem overly chirpy

Donney
28th September 2009, 15:42
Quite on the contrary I'm in a very bad mood!

MrJan
28th September 2009, 15:59
Oh well :p :

Post 8,000 of the LW Thread is mine :D

Donney
28th September 2009, 17:45
Congratulations....

MrJan
28th September 2009, 17:58
You don't really mean that

Donney
28th September 2009, 18:07
Yes I do, the thread is yours, the LW is mine, I'm happy with that.

MrJan
28th September 2009, 20:30
It's not true though

Donney
28th September 2009, 22:10
What not even the thread is yours????

MrJan
28th September 2009, 22:26
Not quite yet, I need a few more posts first.

schmenke
29th September 2009, 01:37
You've posted more than enough Miguel. Time to take a break. I'll hang around here looking after the LW.

djarumdudley
29th September 2009, 04:14
you are relieved of your duties

MrJan
29th September 2009, 09:09
You've posted more than enough Miguel. Time to take a break. I'll hang around here looking after the LW.

NEVER

Donney
29th September 2009, 09:09
Well done.

MrJan
29th September 2009, 09:51
Ermmm, thank you?

Donney
29th September 2009, 12:00
You are welcome, I guess.

MrJan
29th September 2009, 12:07
Yayyy

Donney
29th September 2009, 12:48
Uh?

MrJan
29th September 2009, 12:54
Eh?

Donney
29th September 2009, 15:20
I wish I knew.

MrJan
29th September 2009, 15:28
But you don't

Donney
29th September 2009, 17:02
No I don't, I admit it.

MrJan
29th September 2009, 17:17
Good

Donney
29th September 2009, 17:27
No, bad, very bad. It's confusing.

MrJan
29th September 2009, 17:28
Eh?

Donney
29th September 2009, 17:41
See?

MrJan
29th September 2009, 19:30
Bee?

Donney
29th September 2009, 20:09
Well I'm a king bee, buzzing around your houuuuuuusssse!

MrJan
29th September 2009, 21:37
I'm not in my house so don't care :p :

schmenke
29th September 2009, 21:58
Where are you?

Donney
29th September 2009, 22:01
That Miguel chap is not to be trusted....

MrJan
29th September 2009, 23:54
I was at the football, now I'm back at home.

djarumdudley
30th September 2009, 01:06
home as well, but with the last word, unlike you

Rollo
30th September 2009, 05:44
There's an angry midget outside yelling obscenities at Mosman Town Hall. At least I hope it's an angry midget, because I don't understand why Andy Hamilton is downstairs.

Donney
30th September 2009, 08:39
Hi there.

MrJan
30th September 2009, 13:32
hello

schmenke
30th September 2009, 15:24
The LW says good morning to all.

MrJan
30th September 2009, 15:31
But it's after lunch :S Crazy foreigners and their upside down clocks

Donney
30th September 2009, 16:51
Yeah them foreigners.... :dozey:

MrJan
30th September 2009, 16:54
Darn tooting.

Donney
30th September 2009, 18:05
Eh?

MrJan
30th September 2009, 19:31
Fruit cocktail

Donney
30th September 2009, 21:00
Not a bad idea, sadly I don't have any.

schmenke
30th September 2009, 21:07
Nor do you have the LW.

djarumdudley
30th September 2009, 21:38
nor you

DonnieDarco
30th September 2009, 22:28
Evenin' all :)

Rollo
1st October 2009, 00:18
E'en ma'am. I were up'n t' fo'c'sle.

MrJan
1st October 2009, 09:11
bleugh

Donney
1st October 2009, 11:31
Feeling better now?

MrJan
1st October 2009, 11:40
Not really, bit tired TBH

Donney
1st October 2009, 12:12
Well, you go to bed and I keep the LW.

MrJan
1st October 2009, 12:24
Can't go to bed, I'm at work

Donney
1st October 2009, 13:13
Yes you can, but you don't dare.

MrJan
1st October 2009, 14:04
Frank Bruno

DonnieDarco
1st October 2009, 16:47
Can you not bleugh here, it's revolting.

MrJan
1st October 2009, 17:16
Says the woman who bathes in cat wee :p :

Donney
1st October 2009, 17:48
Poor LW.

MrJan
1st October 2009, 19:53
The LW is rich

Donney
1st October 2009, 19:57
The LW feels richer in my company.

MrJan
1st October 2009, 20:21
And invinvible in mine :D

Donney
1st October 2009, 21:59
I'm not fighting it, I'm just taking it.

MrJan
1st October 2009, 22:34
No you're not

djarumdudley
2nd October 2009, 02:09
Frank Bruno

Ha!!!!

Donney
2nd October 2009, 07:30
Hi!

MrJan
2nd October 2009, 09:11
Know what I mean Harry?

Donney
2nd October 2009, 11:16
Ask Harry.

MrJan
2nd October 2009, 12:02
hUHH HUHUUH HUUUH

schmenke
2nd October 2009, 15:53
And once again... schmenke to the rescue of the poor, befuddled LW.

Carry on, nothing more to see here.

Donney
2nd October 2009, 15:59
Not even the LW?

MrJan
2nd October 2009, 16:10
Splllllllllllliuuuuu

Donney
2nd October 2009, 16:59
Not really.

MrJan
2nd October 2009, 19:23
You're having a giraffe mate

djarumdudley
3rd October 2009, 02:08
gotta be rough on the ol' birth canal

DonnieDarco
3rd October 2009, 11:52
I don't know what to make of that.

MrJan
3rd October 2009, 15:51
Filth

DonnieDarco
4th October 2009, 09:02
I staggered out of bed all bleary for the race, only to find it had just ended. Stupid early mornings, what's the point of them? Eh?????

Donney
5th October 2009, 08:45
You didn't miss much though.

DonnieDarco
5th October 2009, 11:47
Yeah, so I was told :D

Donney
5th October 2009, 15:53
The LW would confirm that fact but it is here with me.

djarumdudley
5th October 2009, 16:05
no longer

Donney
5th October 2009, 18:17
Ok.

schmenke
5th October 2009, 18:29
Indeed. The LW is safely with me.

Donney
6th October 2009, 08:15
Good morning!

schmenke
6th October 2009, 16:07
The LW wishes everyone a good morning.

MrJan
6th October 2009, 16:43
First LW of the week, stupid exams in stupid foreign lands with stupid no internet.

Donney
6th October 2009, 18:35
I heard you didn't like Cardiff very much... :p

MrJan
6th October 2009, 21:08
Sh*theap mate :D Although I did find some nicer suburbs earlier the rest of the town is pretty rough from what I've seen

djarumdudley
7th October 2009, 01:31
and you'll be seeing no more of the last word.

Donney
7th October 2009, 12:52
Not in Cardiff, definitely.

schmenke
7th October 2009, 20:42
Nowhere near Cardiff...

MrJan
7th October 2009, 22:26
Thankfully I've left now so I'll have the LW to celebrate

Rollo
8th October 2009, 00:05
I saw the 888 Vodafone transporter on the road this morning. I guess it must be on its way to Bathurst.

djarumdudley
8th October 2009, 04:51
roadside transporter passes are always a sight

MrJan
8th October 2009, 09:26
Back at work again :(

Donney
8th October 2009, 12:19
Bathurst... mmmh.... :hot:

MrJan
8th October 2009, 12:24
No, Sidmouth

schmenke
8th October 2009, 15:33
What's at Sidmouth?

Donney
8th October 2009, 15:36
Sidmouth is a nice little place.

schmenke
8th October 2009, 15:54
I can't be bothered to booble. What's so nice about it?

MrJan
8th October 2009, 16:56
What's at Sidmouth?

Nothing of much.....apart from my office and a whole lot of old people.

Donney
8th October 2009, 20:02
I liked it when I visited it. Not the most exciting place in the world but it is nice. I even have a certificate from the Sidmouth International School of English.

MrJan
8th October 2009, 22:54
It's pleasant enough, just not a lot there. In fact there is incresingly less there as most of the cliffs keep falling into the sea. Although I'm quite surprised that you've been there Donney, not exactly a world reknowned town to visit :D

schmenke
8th October 2009, 23:00
Sounds appealing enough. Perhaps one day the LW and I will visit.

MrJan
9th October 2009, 00:12
The LW spends most of it's time there ;) :p :

Rollo
9th October 2009, 00:52
What's at Sidmouth?

Thomas the Tank Engine regularly visits Sidmouth in the TV series :s

Donney
9th October 2009, 08:27
Brilliant comment by Julia, Rollo. The LW is still laughing.

MrJan
9th October 2009, 11:39
But there isn't a railway in Sidmouth....although I do work in Station Yard which is where the railway used to be, in fact some of our buildings are the old outbuildings.

Donney
9th October 2009, 12:51
Things are so complicated at times....

MrJan
9th October 2009, 13:11
Or you are simple :p :

Donney
9th October 2009, 15:33
I am.

MrJan
9th October 2009, 15:41
eh?

Donney
9th October 2009, 17:11
Again too complicated :p

MrJan
9th October 2009, 17:13
oh

Donney
9th October 2009, 18:20
That's better.

schmenke
9th October 2009, 19:01
Quality posts today :up:

MrJan
9th October 2009, 19:01
,m ,mm, lm, lm, lm,

Donney
9th October 2009, 19:30
Thank you mr. schmenke.

MrJan
9th October 2009, 21:55
wow, Schmenke thought he had the LW but I must have posted a few seconds after. This is the high point of my Friday night

djarumdudley
10th October 2009, 02:26
and this is the low point

MrJan
10th October 2009, 02:39
sadly no, low point was when I went to scratch my balls and couldn't get to the really itchy part due to constricting clothing

djarumdudley
10th October 2009, 02:57
aye, i feel your pain

MrJan
10th October 2009, 03:12
n mn mnm,njmhjnhmk,l.

Donney
10th October 2009, 10:47
Itchy balls, that's a topic the LW would not discuss.

MrJan
10th October 2009, 15:32
It would if it needed to

Donney
10th October 2009, 19:24
Nah I don't think so.

MrJan
10th October 2009, 19:26
Well then you shouldn't think as much

Donney
12th October 2009, 12:41
Maybe...

MrJan
12th October 2009, 12:45
Wrong

Donney
12th October 2009, 19:01
But I'm right...

MrJan
12th October 2009, 19:31
Unlikely

schmenke
13th October 2009, 17:18
Snowing here today. My vehicle is still on summer tires. The LW is not pleased.

MrJan
13th October 2009, 17:49
Been sunny here.

Donney
13th October 2009, 20:12
But the LW might enjoy some drifting mr. schmenke.

MrJan
13th October 2009, 20:52
Half time lw

Donney
13th October 2009, 21:01
Enough time for you.

Rollo
14th October 2009, 00:56
Tim Brooke-Taylor, Graeme Garden, Bill Oddie and Alexei Sayle are all in Sydney today. How's that for a comedic extravaganza?

djarumdudley
14th October 2009, 01:11
free from work last word.

MrJan
14th October 2009, 09:21
Just got to work LW :(

schmenke
14th October 2009, 17:27
Snowing here again :(

MrJan
14th October 2009, 17:37
If you're going to keep this up all winter it could get quite tedious.

schmenke
14th October 2009, 20:32
Bah, let me rant, eh.

Donney
14th October 2009, 21:02
It won't last long being Canada the tropical country it is... :p :

MrJan
14th October 2009, 21:28
Eh?

Rollo
14th October 2009, 23:26
Why is Mr Yeo sporting a Swaziland flag?

djarumdudley
15th October 2009, 01:51
surely it's because being from this planet one can lay claim to any nations flag

MrJan
15th October 2009, 09:24
Adding a bit of colour to my life.

Donney
15th October 2009, 17:30
My LW.

MrJan
15th October 2009, 17:44
Smoking some crack LW :s mokin:

Donney
15th October 2009, 20:04
Not addicted LW.

MrJan
15th October 2009, 20:09
I'm not addicted :disturb:

Donney
15th October 2009, 21:03
Good

MrJan
15th October 2009, 21:48
Duty

djarumdudley
16th October 2009, 00:43
contact last word

MrJan
16th October 2009, 09:55
Hitman 2-3 this is Hitman 2 actual, what's your LW status?

Donney
16th October 2009, 10:03
If I only knew what you're talking about...

MrJan
16th October 2009, 10:29
Hitman 2-3 I do not copy, say again. Over.

Donney
16th October 2009, 10:56
That's much better now, thank you! :rolleyes:

MrJan
16th October 2009, 11:34
Errr, copy that 2-3.

Godfather this is Hitman 2, we've got several unmarked cars approaching at speed, requesting permission to engage, how copy?

Donney
16th October 2009, 12:27
Yeah, sure I guess...

(where are his pills?)

MrJan
16th October 2009, 12:28
Just watched all six episodes of Generation Kill in the last week, sort of in Marine mode now :D

Donney
16th October 2009, 13:08
He's getting worse...

MrJan
16th October 2009, 13:15
It'll get worse when I watch more True Blood, then I'll be in vampire/psychic mode.

Donney
16th October 2009, 15:35
The LW doesn't like those shows.

MrJan
16th October 2009, 15:54
The LW does, the LW realises that HBO make great dramas

schmenke
16th October 2009, 16:18
True that. Although I haven't seen GK yet. Perhaps I'll have the LW give me a recap.

MrJan
16th October 2009, 16:26
You should.

NoahsGirl
16th October 2009, 19:04
The LW is here with me watching Extreme Makeover: Home Edition

schmenke
16th October 2009, 19:35
The LW has become completley bored and is now back with me watching the snow melt.

MrJan
16th October 2009, 21:12
Actually it's here with me, eating some kind of pasta dish and listening to Annie Mac on Radio 1....

djarumdudley
17th October 2009, 02:32
actually it's packing for a weekend of gambling in Atlantic City

MrJan
17th October 2009, 22:45
Nope, it's waiting for MOTD and trying to work out how City managed to lose 3-0

Donney
18th October 2009, 16:41
You can take for granted the LW is here, ready to watch the GP.

MrJan
18th October 2009, 21:32
The LW has seen the GP now.....well it caught the highlights

Rollo
19th October 2009, 01:23
Nope, it's waiting for MOTD and trying to work out how City managed to lose 3-0

It wasn't a bloody beach ball was it?

djarumdudley
19th October 2009, 06:12
futility, thy name is the New York Jets....

MrJan
19th October 2009, 09:14
It wasn't a bloody beach ball was it?

:D Thrown by our own fans? No. It was one of those games which we were dominating and then they seemed to walk through the defence and score. Knocked us for 6 and when we went down to 10 men it was pretty much all over :(

Donney
19th October 2009, 11:15
So sad... so sad....

MrJan
19th October 2009, 12:36
Meh, not in the relegation zone and still 3/4 of the season to go so I'm optomistic enough

Donney
19th October 2009, 12:48
Good because you don't have the LW.

MrJan
19th October 2009, 13:18
I'll always have the LW

schmenke
19th October 2009, 15:54
Not true.

Donney
19th October 2009, 16:00
Exactly!

MrJan
19th October 2009, 16:14
You 2 probably don't realise how wrong you are

Donney
19th October 2009, 18:02
I don't.

schmenke
19th October 2009, 20:40
I am never wrong.

MrJan
19th October 2009, 22:39
Thanks for proving my point ;)

djarumdudley
20th October 2009, 00:34
more lies in this festival of wrongness

Rollo
20th October 2009, 03:25
Wrong, wrong, absolutely brimming over with wrong-ability. Wrong and getting wronger all the time. Wrong, actually. Totally, utterly, and completely wrong.

What was it again?

MrJan
20th October 2009, 09:11
I dunnno

Donney
20th October 2009, 09:36
I'll ask the LW

MrJan
20th October 2009, 09:57
Tick tock, tick tock

Donney
20th October 2009, 12:12
Digital watch please!

MrJan
20th October 2009, 12:26
I've only got an analogue disco watch today. Think I might have Chairman Mao tomorrow though

schmenke
20th October 2009, 15:57
I don't wear a watch. I always have the LW to tell me what time it is.

MrJan
20th October 2009, 16:13
It's Hammer time

Donney
20th October 2009, 18:26
Not really.

MrJan
20th October 2009, 18:53
That's because you're late

djarumdudley
21st October 2009, 00:39
i'm early for my last wording

MrJan
21st October 2009, 09:14
I was late for work

Donney
21st October 2009, 10:10
I wasn't.

MrJan
21st October 2009, 10:30
Oooh larrr deee darr

Donney
21st October 2009, 12:04
Nice song....

MrJan
21st October 2009, 12:18
:p : Bleh

djarumdudley
21st October 2009, 13:16
hurm

MrJan
21st October 2009, 13:23
Mudder

Donney
21st October 2009, 17:42
Yeah right....

MrJan
21st October 2009, 18:00
Absolutely Captain.

Donney
21st October 2009, 18:01
I like respect in the ranks!

MrJan
21st October 2009, 18:06
If you're the captain then I'm the bloody General

Donney
21st October 2009, 20:02
Nah I never gave you that position.

MrJan
21st October 2009, 20:08
You don't have the authoritah anywho

Donney
21st October 2009, 21:02
Respect my authorita!!!!!! :monster:

MrJan
21st October 2009, 21:26
:laugh: Nice try

schmenke
22nd October 2009, 00:46
So are we the only three that Pino hasn't banned? :p :

djarumdudley
22nd October 2009, 01:16
suppose not

Rollo
22nd October 2009, 04:19
I haven't been banned, binned, boned or bunned.

I would quite like a bun though.

MrJan
22nd October 2009, 09:12
Mmm cake

Donney
22nd October 2009, 10:10
I don't remeber being banned... I remember liking cake though....

MrJan
22nd October 2009, 10:22
Banned cake?

Donney
22nd October 2009, 12:26
Cake cannot be banned

MrJan
22nd October 2009, 13:22
I bet the man wants to ban it though

Donney
22nd October 2009, 15:17
I dunno...

MrJan
22nd October 2009, 15:37
You know, you just aren't talking.........yet

Donney
22nd October 2009, 15:52
I'll never talk!!!!! :disturb:

schmenke
22nd October 2009, 15:59
I'd rather see a banned bun than a banned cake.

DonnieDarco
22nd October 2009, 16:05
I'm not banned!!! Or am I? I dunno................missed the last bloody race of the year due to work and Jenson won, so I'm still sulking. Not because he won, because I missed seeing it.

MrJan
22nd October 2009, 16:13
Ummm, I think that there might still be one race Donnie ;)

schmenke
22nd October 2009, 16:22
Donnie is all messed up as usual :mark:

MrJan
22nd October 2009, 16:39
It's the drugs........that and the drink and, you know.......the feline wee

This is my 1376th post on this thread (not including the old one). Has anyone seen a spare life lying around?

schmenke
22nd October 2009, 17:15
1,376 attmepts at the LW. Tsk, keep trying :D

MrJan
22nd October 2009, 17:40
I wouldn't normally listen to a foreigner but.....

Donney
22nd October 2009, 18:15
The read to one.... ;)

MrJan
22nd October 2009, 19:16
Crazy Spanish people

djarumdudley
23rd October 2009, 01:45
mi última palabra

Rollo
23rd October 2009, 06:46
Cake cannot be banned

You can not ban something which is already a lie:
http://homepage.mac.com/joester5/writing/images/the-cake-is-a-lie.png

DonnieDarco
23rd October 2009, 08:11
There's another race?????? But all the media have been banging on about Jenson being champ, so I rashly assumed it must be the last race of the year! Stupid F1.

Anyway, no cake is a lie unless it's got orange or lemon in it.

Donney
23rd October 2009, 09:10
In any case I was right (again) as cake (for whatever the reason) cannot be banned.

MrJan
23rd October 2009, 09:17
But the cake isn't a lie, the cake is real

Donney
23rd October 2009, 15:19
The lw is really mine

MrJan
23rd October 2009, 17:50
I disagree

Donney
23rd October 2009, 18:44
Stop the press!!!! :D

MrJan
23rd October 2009, 19:02
The Jan from Devon he say......no

Donney
23rd October 2009, 19:48
I never had the pleasure...

MrJan
24th October 2009, 00:19
Of saying no?

djarumdudley
24th October 2009, 02:03
never to the last word at least

MrJan
24th October 2009, 02:50
eh?

Donney
24th October 2009, 17:57
Hello Saturday LW!