The Last Word

[MrJan]

Right now?

[Donney]

Yes.

[MrJan]

Okay then

[Donney]

It feels good to agree.

[schmenke]

I disagree.

[MrJan]

Bob Hoskins

[Rollo]

Gordon Bennett :rolleyes:

[MrJan]

texture like sun?

[djarumdudley]

burnt like toast

[Rollo]

See? I was right!


There is always time for baked goods.

[Donney]

Congratulations!

[MrJan]

Don't pander to him, it'll only make him worse

[Donney]

That could well be true...

[MrJan]

That's because I'm always right

[Donney]

Maybe sometimes but not always.

[MrJan]

Yup, always

[Rollo]

That's because I'm always right

Now who's being pandered to?

[MrJan]

Supernormous Earthquake Smoke Sessions With Tminus Shambles J-Viz And KidLogic?

[Rollo]

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

What is your game sire? First thou accuse me of being off my trolley and thenst thou prove that you are indeed quite mad. I demand satisfaction. I challenge you to a duel. The weapons shall be of your choosing.

[Donney]

And while you kill each other the LW and I will be watching sipping G&T's.

[MrJan]

I'm not doo-aling, I'm not wearing the correct gloves

[Donney]

We understand.

[MrJan]

I'm not sure that you do.

[Donney]

We do, we do.

[MrJan]

Not convinced.

[Rollo]

I'm not doo-aling, I'm not wearing the correct gloves

Do you like to wear one glove covered in rhinestones of something?

[MrJan]

No, it's more likely I'd opt for a set of white leather gloves.

[Donney]

Ok.

[djarumdudley]

pre-vacation last word.

[MrJan]

Pre-goinghomefromwork LW.

[schmenke]

Pre-weekend yoinking.

[MrJan]

Dirty b**tard :p :

[djarumdudley]

officially on vacation last word. keep it warmuntil my return.

[schmenke]

Where are your travels taking you dudley?

[MrJan]

scratching

[Rollo]

Are we putting money on dud horses again?

In office sweeps for the Melbourne Cup, I haven't even won as much as a single zack. For some bizarre reason I seem to get horses that finish about 9th.

[MrJan]

No, I'm doing college work again

[Donney]

I'm taking the LW.

[MrJan]

I'd really rather you didn't

[Donney]

I know but such is life.

[schmenke]

To avoid further bickering, I'll hang on to the LW from now on.
Thanks.
Thread closed.

[MrJan]

Nope. Ha, I keep forgetting that the rest of the world doesn't have the day off today, if only I wasn't sat at home doing work anyway I would laugh at you all.

[Rollo]

if only I wasn't sat at home doing work anyway I would laugh at you all.

"if only I wasn't sat" :D
Sir Terry would be very proud of you.

I laugh at people from the South every day. "Ha" I say, "Ha Ha and Ha". For it is a tale of mirth and woe, bound in an enigma, wrapped in a riddle and coated in chocolate with rich creamery butter... "Ha" again "Ha Ha and Ha"

[Donney]

I'll have the LW while you laugh....

[MrJan]

"if only I wasn't sat" :D
Sir Terry would be very proud of you.

I laugh at people from the South every day. "Ha" I say, "Ha Ha and Ha". For it is a tale of mirth and woe, bound in an enigma, wrapped in a riddle and coated in chocolate with rich creamery butter... "Ha" again "Ha Ha and Ha"

We just feel sorry for people from the North ;)

[Donney]

I bet you do.

[MrJan]

Yup

[schmenke]

The LW is no laughing matter.
Since you lot are incapable of taking the matter seriously, I'll have to liberate, one again, the LW.

[Donney]

I'm afraid you're wrong mr. schmenke.

[MrJan]

No surprise

[Donney]

True!

[MrJan]

Fizzgig

[schmenke]

Eh?

[Rollo]

Has our friend been watching The Dark Crystal? I can't think of any other "Fizzgig"
Perhaps he's been on the plonk or something.

[MrJan]

Nope

[Donney]

A clear answer.

[MrJan]

Always

[Donney]

I am not sure about that...

[MrJan]

Well you should be

[Donney]

Again not convinced....

[MrJan]

I'm not here to convince you, I'm here to be right and have the LW

[Donney]

You don't have the LW.

[MrJan]

That is falsifical informations

[Donney]

Really?

[schmenke]

That is falsifical informations

Eh? :p :

[NoahsGirl]

I'm taking the LW away from the confusion

[schmenke]

...temporarily.

[Rollo]

Does Scotland partake in our derision of people from the south, Ms NoahsGirl? Or do you think that everyone south of the wall is "the south"?

[djarumdudley]

i'll partake in a return last word

[Rollo]

Time Gentlemen.

[Donney]

The LW is right here with me in case you need it, I'm sorry to inform you it is not available.

[MrJan]

Wow, the LW has been busy.

[Donney]

How do you know?

[MrJan]

Lots of people

[schmenke]

Miguel is making even less sense these days. I suggest that the LW keep well away from him, so I'll take it away to a safe place.

[Donney]

Why don't you take Miguel away, and I keep the LW?

[MrJan]

I'm not going with him, he's weird.

[djarumdudley]

the last word still isn't going with you

[schmenke]

Sure, I'll take Miguel away to a quiet place where nice people dressed in white can take good care of him.

[Rollo]

Sure, I'll take Miguel away to a quiet place where nice people dressed in white can take good care of him.

Leeds United fans. They're "nice" people "dressed in white" and rest assured, they can "take good care of him".

Or do you mean that you'll I'll ""take Miguel away to a quiet place" so that certain "nice people dressed in white"; possibly playing harps can take "good care of him" into eternity?

So many possibilities. Nothing to be done.

[schmenke]

Sigh... allow me to rephrase Rollo...

I shall take Miguel away to the nut-house.

Clear 'nuff?

[Rollo]

I see that the Punic act of Sarcasm has been lost somewhere across the Atlantic. Maybe it's in a barrel floating off the Azores?

[Donney]

While you are busy locating the aforementioned barrel and choosing the proper attire for Mr. Sanchez, I will enjoy the company of the LW, thank you.

[MrJan]

I've already met Leeds fans, some of them seemed nice but when I walked into a pub full of Leeds fans I got a few dirty looks (although that may be because I was wearing an Exeter City shirt)

[Donney]

May be, may be... That would never happen to the LW.

[MrJan]

NO, the LW wouldn't be so stupid as to walk into a Leeds pub wearng the shirt of the away team :D

[schmenke]

The LW pledges allegiance to another team altogether.

[schmenke]

I see that the Punic act of Sarcasm has been lost somewhere across the Atlantic. Maybe it's in a barrel floating off the Azores?

That may be, but I'm actually closer to the Pacific :D

[MrJan]

Crazy Americans and their upside down geography

[schmenke]

Crazy Americans ...

Umm... :erm:

[Donney]

I thought schmenke was a crazy canadian, very fond of his in-laws.

[schmenke]

I thought schmenke was a crazy canadian, very fond of his in-laws.

Who, just to confirm, have never been to Exeter.

[MrJan]

That's their loss then. Not in Exeter today anyway, racing in Cornwall which is a far less enticing area

[Rollo]

Who, just to confirm, have never been to Exeter.

Have they been to Entrance-r?

[djarumdudley]

neither of those questions hold relevance to me having the last word

[Donney]

Now that you don't even have it.

[MrJan]

bleugh

[Donney]

Are you feeling right?

[MrJan]

Meh, it's Monday and I think I might have broken my foot.

[Donney]

The LW sends its condolences.

[MrJan]

The LW doesn't send, it brings.

[Donney]

The LW delivers. But in any case it is here qith me ready to have a few well- deserved-after-work pints

[MrJan]

No pints here, a rare 'dry' evening for me

[djarumdudley]

dry or wet, it's still without the last word

[Donney]

The LW says good morning!

[MrJan]

Good morning

[Donney]

A top of the day to you Sir!!!!

[MrJan]

You seem overly chirpy, especially as you don't have the LW

[Donney]

Yeah I know....

[MrJan]

Goooooood

[schmenke]

What's got Donney in a cheery mood?

[MrJan]

New glasses?

[Donney]

I don't use glasses, that might be the reason....

[MrJan]

Smartarse eh?

[Rollo]

Meh, it's Monday and I think I might have broken my foot.

Nothing to be done. There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the faults of his feet. Boots must be taken off every day, I'm tired telling you that. Why don't you listen to me?

Nothing to be done.

[djarumdudley]

except for you losing the last word

[Donney]

Poor rollo.

[MrJan]

'tweren't me boots, 'twas playing football in the back garden wot dunnit

[Donney]

Aaaaaaarghhhhhh!!!!!!!!

[MrJan]

That's similar to what I said at the time.

[schmenke]

Sounds like Donney's mood has changed again...

[Rollo]

We should make a note of these things and see whether or not it happens on a roughly monthly basis.

[djarumdudley]

like your losses of the last word

[Donney]

The basis is a very rough month....

[djarumdudley]

no need for the last word to be involved with such monthly matters

[MrJan]

Yarrrr

[schmenke]

The LW is not comfortable with such commentary.
I shall, once again, liberate it from this continued nonsense.

[MrJan]

Puufft, you Canadiens couldn't liberate a budgie.

[schmenke]

Hmph! I'll liberate a couple of teeth outta your pie-hole if you continue like that.

[Donney]

You both do that....

[MrJan]

Hmph! I'll liberate a couple of teeth outta your pie-hole if you continue like that.

Yeah?!!! You and whose army? :p :

[Donney]

War games is in another room I think....

[MrJan]

Pfffffft, I'm a passivist anyhoo

[djarumdudley]

suppose it now makes sense why you so easily surrender the last word

[Donney]

Violence is not necessary.

[MrJan]

Nope, the LW naturally comes back to me.

[Donney]

That's so nice.

[MrJan]

Indeedy

[djarumdudley]

yessiree

[MrJan]

Bob

[djarumdudley]

there are no apples in here

[MrJan]

I ain't getting on no plane fool

[djarumdudley]

could i interest you in a glass of milk?

[MrJan]

Quit your jibber jabber turkey

[Donney]

Yeah!

[MrJan]

Uhuh

[Donney]

Headache....

[MrJan]

Whoaoooooooooooooooo my kitchen's on fire.

[schmenke]

Did you burn your toast again?

[MrJan]

I haven't had any toast

[schmenke]

Watcha burn then?

[MrJan]

Tis a song lyric...(sort of)

[schmenke]

Shouldn't you be writing an essay or something... :s

[MrJan]

Nope, nothing except revision until October 5th when I start exams......although I am at work now and should probably be doing something

[Donney]

I thought the roof was on fire....

[djarumdudley]

no water here, only last word

[Rollo]

Whoaoooooooooooooooo my kitchen's on fire.

Should've known, should've cared. Should've hung around the kitchen in your underwear acting like a lady?

[MrJan]

You're weird

[Donney]

The LW is not.

[MrJan]

Nooope

[djarumdudley]

not for you

[Donney]

If not for you....

[MrJan]

Nor you

[Donney]

Bummer.

[MrJan]

I can assure you that isn't true.

[NoahsGirl]

I'm not sure anything is true anymore

[djarumdudley]

i think your right

[Alexamateo]

I think you're wrong.

[Donney]

I think therefore I have the Lw.

[MrJan]

I don't think, therefore I ain't

[Donney]

You ain't therefore you don't have the LW.

[MrJan]

Wrong!!!!!

[Donney]

Never!!

[MrJan]

Always

[schmenke]

You're all dreaming.
Wake up and come to your senses and you'll realise that the LW is, and always has been, with me.

[Donney]

I don't think so.

[MrJan]

Don't be stupid Schmenke

[schmenke]

Wake up Miguel!

[MrJan]

I am awake, sort of.

[schmenke]

Then you'll realise that you don't have the LW.

[Donney]

I need the LW to keep me company I have just received very sad news.

[MrJan]

I'm sorry to hear that you have sad news but I can't let you have the LW

[DonnieDarco]

I hope the bad news is not my return to the LW :( Hope all is well Donney!!! Meanwhile, I'll just take this pesky LW off your hands :D

[MrJan]

Yayyy Donnie, welcome back. I was wondering if you'd return because you've been stuck on 898 posts for ages :D :D You still aren't allowed the LW though :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I'll have you know I have 2556 posts :D But I was thinking about how I'd missed another race in the chat, then I remembered you were there last time I was, then I remembered the LW :D

We could call it LWgate if you like :D

[MrJan]

I believe that the correct term is now LWcaust

[DonnieDarco]

Dammit, I can never keep up :D

[MrJan]

No change there then

[DonnieDarco]

Shut it, bumface :D

[MrJan]

Heard it all before :p :

[schmenke]

Good Lord, this place stinks all of the sudden :s


Oh, hi Donnie :wave:






:uhoh:

[MrJan]

:D he he he

[Donney]

Hi Donnie, nice to see you around....

Everything is fine, but I have to put my dog to sleep and it is the saddest thing I have had to face in a very long time. This will be our last week together...

Back to the LW, I should let you know it is mine.

[NoahsGirl]

Sorry, the LW is now with me

[Rollo]

Good Lord, this place stinks all of the sudden :s



Nana nana nana nana - nana nana nana nana - CAT WEE :batman:

[MrJan]

I'm torn between this post expressing sympathy to Donney or exploiting the cat wee angle....I think I'll just have the LW instead.

[Donney]

Nice try....

[MrJan]

Thank you

[schmenke]

Sorry to hear about your pooch Donney.

To make you feel somewhat better I'll let you have the LW BRIEFLY.










'K, that's enough.

[Donney]

Thanks schmenke I just put her down a few hours ago and it is tough.

But the LW remains by my side.

[schmenke]

Yeah, I can sympathise. We had to put our old mutt down a couple of years ago, after being with us since he was a puppy.

The LW is back with me now though.

[MrJan]

I've not had a pet but my Grandad died once.....tbh I'd imagine that was probably a bit worse but it must be awful putting down a dog :(

[DonnieDarco]

Donney, I'm so sorry about your dog. My beloved cat Buzz (Lightyear) died earlier this year, so I know how you feel :(

Hello to Rollo and Schmenkewenky, I was gonna say I missed you both, but then you started in on the cat wee :D

[Rollo]

I've not had a pet but my Grandad died once.....

Only once? My Grandad died about 47 times, or maybe more. Then again he was stuck in a temporal causality hysteresis, or what is better known as a "time loop".

Still, I suppose that is what you get for disturbing strange and apparently disused Police Boxes in central Cardiff, where they'd been largely removed since 1971.

[MrJan]

How is life in the home Rollo?

[Donney]

It has to be good they have the internet...

[MrJan]

Although it may not be wise.

[schmenke]

How is life in the padded room Miguel?

[MrJan]

Comfy :D :D

[Donney]

It's for his own good you know...

[MrJan]

I dunno much apart from I'm within 5 posts of being the LW master.

[schmenke]

Ah, it's good to see that you have lofty aspirations Miguel :p :

[Donney]

Beins the master is much more than a mere posts count. Sorry Mr. Sanchez.

[schmenke]

Absolutely correct Donney.
The LW master is he who controls the LW, therefore it's obvious that it is I.

[djarumdudley]

your mastery is flawed

[Rollo]

So is the mystery. Even I've solved the crime. The LW belongs to me :D

[djarumdudley]

it appears the last word has escaped your custody

[Rollo]

After an attempt robbery at dairy, police have taken several people into custardy.

[DonnieDarco]

Ooooh, custard :D

[Donney]

Mmmh the LW!

[MrJan]

My LW.

[Donney]

Not really.

[DonnieDarco]

What he said :D

[Donney]

Who, me?

[MrJan]

Of course not you

[Donney]

Why not me?

[MrJan]

Because I said so.

Busy in here today.

[Donney]

Dictator!!!!!

[MrJan]

Potater

[DonnieDarco]

Him, not you! I should have thought that was perfectly clear. :D

[MrJan]

Me?

[DonnieDarco]

Sigh :D

[schmenke]

This place has gone all loopy since DD arrived :mark:

[MrJan]

Because she's a loon

[Donney]

I oficially hate bolts, threaded holes, washers, lubricants and almost any mechanical component on a wind turbine.

The LW is mine.

[MrJan]

good to know

[Donney]

I'm glad you like it. It is nice to have support from time to time.

[MrJan]

oh you don't have my support, it's just that I now know to terrorise you with wind turbines ;) :p :

[Donney]

But do you know what a yaw gear is?

The LW does.

[Rollo]

But do you know what a yaw gear is?

YAW RING :s nore:

[djarumdudley]

the last word wants no part of that bad punnery

[Rollo]

The dreaded pun-slinger came to town with his six-puns a firing.

[MrJan]

Beef stroganof

[DonnieDarco]

Stoppit, all of you :D Rhubarb crumble.

[MrJan]

Stopwhat

[Donney]

Something.

[MrJan]

Somewhat

[schmenke]

Somewhere

[MrJan]

Somewho

[djarumdudley]

Summit