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MrJan
25th August 2009, 15:36
Right now?

Donney
25th August 2009, 17:45
Yes.

MrJan
25th August 2009, 18:06
Okay then

Donney
25th August 2009, 19:04
It feels good to agree.

schmenke
25th August 2009, 21:07
I disagree.

MrJan
25th August 2009, 21:42
Bob Hoskins

Rollo
25th August 2009, 22:24
Gordon Bennett :rolleyes:

MrJan
25th August 2009, 23:51
texture like sun?

djarumdudley
26th August 2009, 02:21
burnt like toast

Rollo
26th August 2009, 02:37
See? I was right!


There is always time for baked goods.

Donney
26th August 2009, 08:52
Congratulations!

MrJan
26th August 2009, 09:04
Don't pander to him, it'll only make him worse

Donney
26th August 2009, 11:31
That could well be true...

MrJan
26th August 2009, 11:51
That's because I'm always right

Donney
26th August 2009, 12:48
Maybe sometimes but not always.

MrJan
26th August 2009, 13:35
Yup, always

Rollo
26th August 2009, 22:18
That's because I'm always right

Now who's being pandered to?

MrJan
26th August 2009, 23:08
Supernormous Earthquake Smoke Sessions With Tminus Shambles J-Viz And KidLogic?

Rollo
27th August 2009, 01:20
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

What is your game sire? First thou accuse me of being off my trolley and thenst thou prove that you are indeed quite mad. I demand satisfaction. I challenge you to a duel. The weapons shall be of your choosing.

Donney
27th August 2009, 09:11
And while you kill each other the LW and I will be watching sipping G&T's.

MrJan
27th August 2009, 13:39
I'm not doo-aling, I'm not wearing the correct gloves

Donney
27th August 2009, 16:15
We understand.

MrJan
27th August 2009, 16:50
I'm not sure that you do.

Donney
27th August 2009, 18:03
We do, we do.

MrJan
27th August 2009, 23:40
Not convinced.

Rollo
28th August 2009, 01:55
I'm not doo-aling, I'm not wearing the correct gloves

Do you like to wear one glove covered in rhinestones of something?

MrJan
28th August 2009, 09:05
No, it's more likely I'd opt for a set of white leather gloves.

Donney
28th August 2009, 15:28
Ok.

djarumdudley
28th August 2009, 15:39
pre-vacation last word.

MrJan
28th August 2009, 17:07
Pre-goinghomefromwork LW.

schmenke
28th August 2009, 17:10
Pre-weekend yoinking.

MrJan
28th August 2009, 19:06
Dirty b**tard :p :

djarumdudley
28th August 2009, 22:12
officially on vacation last word. keep it warmuntil my return.

schmenke
28th August 2009, 22:37
Where are your travels taking you dudley?

MrJan
29th August 2009, 01:12
scratching

Rollo
31st August 2009, 06:06
Are we putting money on dud horses again?

In office sweeps for the Melbourne Cup, I haven't even won as much as a single zack. For some bizarre reason I seem to get horses that finish about 9th.

MrJan
31st August 2009, 11:55
No, I'm doing college work again

Donney
31st August 2009, 12:57
I'm taking the LW.

MrJan
31st August 2009, 15:38
I'd really rather you didn't

Donney
31st August 2009, 17:29
I know but such is life.

schmenke
31st August 2009, 17:55
To avoid further bickering, I'll hang on to the LW from now on.
Thanks.
Thread closed.

MrJan
31st August 2009, 18:26
Nope. Ha, I keep forgetting that the rest of the world doesn't have the day off today, if only I wasn't sat at home doing work anyway I would laugh at you all.

Rollo
1st September 2009, 00:41
if only I wasn't sat at home doing work anyway I would laugh at you all.

"if only I wasn't sat" :D
Sir Terry would be very proud of you.

I laugh at people from the South every day. "Ha" I say, "Ha Ha and Ha". For it is a tale of mirth and woe, bound in an enigma, wrapped in a riddle and coated in chocolate with rich creamery butter... "Ha" again "Ha Ha and Ha"

Donney
1st September 2009, 08:52
I'll have the LW while you laugh....

MrJan
1st September 2009, 09:13
"if only I wasn't sat" :D
Sir Terry would be very proud of you.

I laugh at people from the South every day. "Ha" I say, "Ha Ha and Ha". For it is a tale of mirth and woe, bound in an enigma, wrapped in a riddle and coated in chocolate with rich creamery butter... "Ha" again "Ha Ha and Ha"

We just feel sorry for people from the North ;)

Donney
1st September 2009, 13:03
I bet you do.

MrJan
1st September 2009, 13:48
Yup

schmenke
1st September 2009, 15:41
The LW is no laughing matter.
Since you lot are incapable of taking the matter seriously, I'll have to liberate, one again, the LW.

Donney
1st September 2009, 15:53
I'm afraid you're wrong mr. schmenke.

MrJan
1st September 2009, 17:58
No surprise

Donney
1st September 2009, 19:15
True!

MrJan
1st September 2009, 19:32
Fizzgig

schmenke
2nd September 2009, 00:15
Eh?

Rollo
2nd September 2009, 02:13
Has our friend been watching The Dark Crystal? I can't think of any other "Fizzgig"
Perhaps he's been on the plonk or something.

MrJan
2nd September 2009, 09:15
Nope

Donney
2nd September 2009, 11:59
A clear answer.

MrJan
2nd September 2009, 12:25
Always

Donney
2nd September 2009, 13:11
I am not sure about that...

MrJan
2nd September 2009, 13:11
Well you should be

Donney
2nd September 2009, 16:29
Again not convinced....

MrJan
2nd September 2009, 16:30
I'm not here to convince you, I'm here to be right and have the LW

Donney
2nd September 2009, 17:24
You don't have the LW.

MrJan
2nd September 2009, 18:05
That is falsifical informations

Donney
2nd September 2009, 20:15
Really?

schmenke
2nd September 2009, 20:19
That is falsifical informations

Eh? :p :

NoahsGirl
2nd September 2009, 20:53
I'm taking the LW away from the confusion

schmenke
2nd September 2009, 21:43
...temporarily.

Rollo
3rd September 2009, 01:12
Does Scotland partake in our derision of people from the south, Ms NoahsGirl? Or do you think that everyone south of the wall is "the south"?

djarumdudley
3rd September 2009, 03:14
i'll partake in a return last word

Rollo
3rd September 2009, 06:04
Time Gentlemen.

Donney
3rd September 2009, 08:56
The LW is right here with me in case you need it, I'm sorry to inform you it is not available.

MrJan
3rd September 2009, 09:15
Wow, the LW has been busy.

Donney
3rd September 2009, 10:46
How do you know?

MrJan
3rd September 2009, 11:45
Lots of people

schmenke
3rd September 2009, 15:40
Miguel is making even less sense these days. I suggest that the LW keep well away from him, so I'll take it away to a safe place.

Donney
3rd September 2009, 16:01
Why don't you take Miguel away, and I keep the LW?

MrJan
3rd September 2009, 18:48
I'm not going with him, he's weird.

djarumdudley
3rd September 2009, 20:14
the last word still isn't going with you

schmenke
3rd September 2009, 22:56
Sure, I'll take Miguel away to a quiet place where nice people dressed in white can take good care of him.

Rollo
4th September 2009, 00:16
Sure, I'll take Miguel away to a quiet place where nice people dressed in white can take good care of him.

Leeds United fans. They're "nice" people "dressed in white" and rest assured, they can "take good care of him".

Or do you mean that you'll I'll ""take Miguel away to a quiet place" so that certain "nice people dressed in white"; possibly playing harps can take "good care of him" into eternity?

So many possibilities. Nothing to be done.

schmenke
4th September 2009, 00:57
Sigh... allow me to rephrase Rollo...

I shall take Miguel away to the nut-house.

Clear 'nuff?

Rollo
4th September 2009, 01:55
I see that the Punic act of Sarcasm has been lost somewhere across the Atlantic. Maybe it's in a barrel floating off the Azores?

Donney
4th September 2009, 09:19
While you are busy locating the aforementioned barrel and choosing the proper attire for Mr. Sanchez, I will enjoy the company of the LW, thank you.

MrJan
4th September 2009, 10:04
I've already met Leeds fans, some of them seemed nice but when I walked into a pub full of Leeds fans I got a few dirty looks (although that may be because I was wearing an Exeter City shirt)

Donney
4th September 2009, 11:35
May be, may be... That would never happen to the LW.

MrJan
4th September 2009, 12:12
NO, the LW wouldn't be so stupid as to walk into a Leeds pub wearng the shirt of the away team :D

schmenke
4th September 2009, 15:36
The LW pledges allegiance to another team altogether.

schmenke
4th September 2009, 15:37
I see that the Punic act of Sarcasm has been lost somewhere across the Atlantic. Maybe it's in a barrel floating off the Azores?

That may be, but I'm actually closer to the Pacific :D

MrJan
4th September 2009, 15:50
Crazy Americans and their upside down geography

schmenke
4th September 2009, 18:07
Crazy Americans ...

Umm... :erm:

Donney
4th September 2009, 19:40
I thought schmenke was a crazy canadian, very fond of his in-laws.

schmenke
4th September 2009, 20:59
I thought schmenke was a crazy canadian, very fond of his in-laws.

Who, just to confirm, have never been to Exeter.

MrJan
6th September 2009, 10:18
That's their loss then. Not in Exeter today anyway, racing in Cornwall which is a far less enticing area

Rollo
6th September 2009, 23:49
Who, just to confirm, have never been to Exeter.

Have they been to Entrance-r?

djarumdudley
7th September 2009, 03:44
neither of those questions hold relevance to me having the last word

Donney
7th September 2009, 08:41
Now that you don't even have it.

MrJan
7th September 2009, 09:53
bleugh

Donney
7th September 2009, 10:07
Are you feeling right?

MrJan
7th September 2009, 11:33
Meh, it's Monday and I think I might have broken my foot.

Donney
7th September 2009, 17:09
The LW sends its condolences.

MrJan
7th September 2009, 17:17
The LW doesn't send, it brings.

Donney
7th September 2009, 21:24
The LW delivers. But in any case it is here qith me ready to have a few well- deserved-after-work pints

MrJan
7th September 2009, 22:02
No pints here, a rare 'dry' evening for me

djarumdudley
7th September 2009, 23:20
dry or wet, it's still without the last word

Donney
8th September 2009, 08:21
The LW says good morning!

MrJan
8th September 2009, 09:04
Good morning

Donney
8th September 2009, 10:04
A top of the day to you Sir!!!!

MrJan
8th September 2009, 10:43
You seem overly chirpy, especially as you don't have the LW

Donney
8th September 2009, 14:24
Yeah I know....

MrJan
8th September 2009, 14:55
Goooooood

schmenke
8th September 2009, 16:21
What's got Donney in a cheery mood?

MrJan
8th September 2009, 16:36
New glasses?

Donney
8th September 2009, 17:16
I don't use glasses, that might be the reason....

MrJan
8th September 2009, 18:05
Smartarse eh?

Rollo
9th September 2009, 00:15
Meh, it's Monday and I think I might have broken my foot.

Nothing to be done. There's man all over for you, blaming on his boots the faults of his feet. Boots must be taken off every day, I'm tired telling you that. Why don't you listen to me?

Nothing to be done.

djarumdudley
9th September 2009, 03:08
except for you losing the last word

Donney
9th September 2009, 08:22
Poor rollo.

MrJan
9th September 2009, 09:10
'tweren't me boots, 'twas playing football in the back garden wot dunnit

Donney
9th September 2009, 17:18
Aaaaaaarghhhhhh!!!!!!!!

MrJan
9th September 2009, 17:44
That's similar to what I said at the time.

schmenke
9th September 2009, 17:47
Sounds like Donney's mood has changed again...

Rollo
10th September 2009, 00:26
We should make a note of these things and see whether or not it happens on a roughly monthly basis.

djarumdudley
10th September 2009, 04:28
like your losses of the last word

Donney
10th September 2009, 08:13
The basis is a very rough month....

djarumdudley
10th September 2009, 08:24
no need for the last word to be involved with such monthly matters

MrJan
10th September 2009, 11:17
Yarrrr

schmenke
10th September 2009, 15:39
The LW is not comfortable with such commentary.
I shall, once again, liberate it from this continued nonsense.

MrJan
10th September 2009, 15:50
Puufft, you Canadiens couldn't liberate a budgie.

schmenke
10th September 2009, 16:20
Hmph! I'll liberate a couple of teeth outta your pie-hole if you continue like that.

Donney
10th September 2009, 17:19
You both do that....

MrJan
10th September 2009, 17:26
Hmph! I'll liberate a couple of teeth outta your pie-hole if you continue like that.

Yeah?!!! You and whose army? :p :

Donney
10th September 2009, 18:45
War games is in another room I think....

MrJan
10th September 2009, 21:59
Pfffffft, I'm a passivist anyhoo

djarumdudley
11th September 2009, 00:31
suppose it now makes sense why you so easily surrender the last word

Donney
11th September 2009, 08:32
Violence is not necessary.

MrJan
11th September 2009, 09:07
Nope, the LW naturally comes back to me.

Donney
11th September 2009, 12:10
That's so nice.

MrJan
11th September 2009, 12:19
Indeedy

djarumdudley
12th September 2009, 00:29
yessiree

MrJan
12th September 2009, 01:42
Bob

djarumdudley
12th September 2009, 16:39
there are no apples in here

MrJan
12th September 2009, 22:32
I ain't getting on no plane fool

djarumdudley
13th September 2009, 17:57
could i interest you in a glass of milk?

MrJan
13th September 2009, 20:41
Quit your jibber jabber turkey

Donney
15th September 2009, 11:50
Yeah!

MrJan
15th September 2009, 13:48
Uhuh

Donney
15th September 2009, 15:43
Headache....

MrJan
15th September 2009, 15:51
Whoaoooooooooooooooo my kitchen's on fire.

schmenke
15th September 2009, 15:54
Did you burn your toast again?

MrJan
15th September 2009, 16:16
I haven't had any toast

schmenke
15th September 2009, 16:22
Watcha burn then?

MrJan
15th September 2009, 16:42
Tis a song lyric...(sort of)

schmenke
15th September 2009, 16:46
Shouldn't you be writing an essay or something... :s

MrJan
15th September 2009, 17:06
Nope, nothing except revision until October 5th when I start exams......although I am at work now and should probably be doing something

Donney
15th September 2009, 19:19
I thought the roof was on fire....

djarumdudley
16th September 2009, 02:24
no water here, only last word

Rollo
16th September 2009, 05:59
Whoaoooooooooooooooo my kitchen's on fire.

Should've known, should've cared. Should've hung around the kitchen in your underwear acting like a lady?

MrJan
16th September 2009, 09:06
You're weird

Donney
16th September 2009, 10:11
The LW is not.

MrJan
16th September 2009, 12:38
Nooope

djarumdudley
17th September 2009, 03:06
not for you

Donney
17th September 2009, 08:25
If not for you....

MrJan
17th September 2009, 09:43
Nor you

Donney
17th September 2009, 15:51
Bummer.

MrJan
17th September 2009, 15:54
I can assure you that isn't true.

NoahsGirl
17th September 2009, 22:49
I'm not sure anything is true anymore

djarumdudley
18th September 2009, 00:19
i think your right

Alexamateo
18th September 2009, 03:50
I think you're wrong.

Donney
18th September 2009, 09:25
I think therefore I have the Lw.

MrJan
18th September 2009, 09:40
I don't think, therefore I ain't

Donney
18th September 2009, 10:07
You ain't therefore you don't have the LW.

MrJan
18th September 2009, 10:07
Wrong!!!!!

Donney
18th September 2009, 11:07
Never!!

MrJan
18th September 2009, 14:36
Always

schmenke
18th September 2009, 15:34
You're all dreaming.
Wake up and come to your senses and you'll realise that the LW is, and always has been, with me.

Donney
18th September 2009, 15:54
I don't think so.

MrJan
18th September 2009, 16:00
Don't be stupid Schmenke

schmenke
18th September 2009, 16:10
Wake up Miguel!

MrJan
18th September 2009, 16:55
I am awake, sort of.

schmenke
18th September 2009, 17:55
Then you'll realise that you don't have the LW.

Donney
18th September 2009, 18:50
I need the LW to keep me company I have just received very sad news.

MrJan
18th September 2009, 19:10
I'm sorry to hear that you have sad news but I can't let you have the LW

DonnieDarco
18th September 2009, 23:25
I hope the bad news is not my return to the LW :( Hope all is well Donney!!! Meanwhile, I'll just take this pesky LW off your hands :D

MrJan
19th September 2009, 00:11
Yayyy Donnie, welcome back. I was wondering if you'd return because you've been stuck on 898 posts for ages :D :D You still aren't allowed the LW though :p :

DonnieDarco
19th September 2009, 00:49
I'll have you know I have 2556 posts :D But I was thinking about how I'd missed another race in the chat, then I remembered you were there last time I was, then I remembered the LW :D

We could call it LWgate if you like :D

MrJan
19th September 2009, 15:37
I believe that the correct term is now LWcaust

DonnieDarco
20th September 2009, 00:29
Dammit, I can never keep up :D

MrJan
20th September 2009, 00:31
No change there then

DonnieDarco
20th September 2009, 00:43
Shut it, bumface :D

MrJan
21st September 2009, 09:12
Heard it all before :p :

schmenke
21st September 2009, 18:14
Good Lord, this place stinks all of the sudden :s


Oh, hi Donnie :wave:






:uhoh:

MrJan
21st September 2009, 18:53
:D he he he

Donney
21st September 2009, 21:01
Hi Donnie, nice to see you around....

Everything is fine, but I have to put my dog to sleep and it is the saddest thing I have had to face in a very long time. This will be our last week together...

Back to the LW, I should let you know it is mine.

NoahsGirl
21st September 2009, 22:37
Sorry, the LW is now with me

Rollo
22nd September 2009, 01:37
Good Lord, this place stinks all of the sudden :s



Nana nana nana nana - nana nana nana nana - CAT WEE :batman:

MrJan
22nd September 2009, 08:24
I'm torn between this post expressing sympathy to Donney or exploiting the cat wee angle....I think I'll just have the LW instead.

Donney
22nd September 2009, 08:56
Nice try....

MrJan
22nd September 2009, 08:59
Thank you

schmenke
22nd September 2009, 15:36
Sorry to hear about your pooch Donney.

To make you feel somewhat better I'll let you have the LW BRIEFLY.










'K, that's enough.

Donney
22nd September 2009, 15:43
Thanks schmenke I just put her down a few hours ago and it is tough.

But the LW remains by my side.

schmenke
22nd September 2009, 15:46
Yeah, I can sympathise. We had to put our old mutt down a couple of years ago, after being with us since he was a puppy.

The LW is back with me now though.

MrJan
22nd September 2009, 16:59
I've not had a pet but my Grandad died once.....tbh I'd imagine that was probably a bit worse but it must be awful putting down a dog :(

DonnieDarco
22nd September 2009, 23:25
Donney, I'm so sorry about your dog. My beloved cat Buzz (Lightyear) died earlier this year, so I know how you feel :(

Hello to Rollo and Schmenkewenky, I was gonna say I missed you both, but then you started in on the cat wee :D

Rollo
23rd September 2009, 00:14
I've not had a pet but my Grandad died once.....

Only once? My Grandad died about 47 times, or maybe more. Then again he was stuck in a temporal causality hysteresis, or what is better known as a "time loop".

Still, I suppose that is what you get for disturbing strange and apparently disused Police Boxes in central Cardiff, where they'd been largely removed since 1971.

MrJan
23rd September 2009, 09:11
How is life in the home Rollo?

Donney
23rd September 2009, 15:29
It has to be good they have the internet...

MrJan
23rd September 2009, 15:36
Although it may not be wise.

schmenke
23rd September 2009, 16:09
How is life in the padded room Miguel?

MrJan
23rd September 2009, 16:34
Comfy :D :D

Donney
23rd September 2009, 17:08
It's for his own good you know...

MrJan
23rd September 2009, 17:28
I dunno much apart from I'm within 5 posts of being the LW master.

schmenke
23rd September 2009, 20:47
Ah, it's good to see that you have lofty aspirations Miguel :p :

Donney
23rd September 2009, 21:08
Beins the master is much more than a mere posts count. Sorry Mr. Sanchez.

schmenke
23rd September 2009, 23:11
Absolutely correct Donney.
The LW master is he who controls the LW, therefore it's obvious that it is I.

djarumdudley
24th September 2009, 00:43
your mastery is flawed

Rollo
24th September 2009, 00:57
So is the mystery. Even I've solved the crime. The LW belongs to me :D

djarumdudley
24th September 2009, 03:08
it appears the last word has escaped your custody

Rollo
24th September 2009, 04:01
After an attempt robbery at dairy, police have taken several people into custardy.

DonnieDarco
24th September 2009, 08:00
Ooooh, custard :D

Donney
24th September 2009, 08:07
Mmmh the LW!

MrJan
24th September 2009, 09:07
My LW.

Donney
24th September 2009, 10:15
Not really.

DonnieDarco
24th September 2009, 10:46
What he said :D

Donney
24th September 2009, 10:52
Who, me?

MrJan
24th September 2009, 11:09
Of course not you

Donney
24th September 2009, 11:38
Why not me?

MrJan
24th September 2009, 12:03
Because I said so.

Busy in here today.

Donney
24th September 2009, 12:33
Dictator!!!!!

MrJan
24th September 2009, 12:55
Potater

DonnieDarco
24th September 2009, 13:49
Him, not you! I should have thought that was perfectly clear. :D

MrJan
24th September 2009, 14:12
Me?

DonnieDarco
24th September 2009, 15:37
Sigh :D

schmenke
24th September 2009, 15:40
This place has gone all loopy since DD arrived :mark:

MrJan
24th September 2009, 15:49
Because she's a loon

Donney
24th September 2009, 18:51
I oficially hate bolts, threaded holes, washers, lubricants and almost any mechanical component on a wind turbine.

The LW is mine.

MrJan
24th September 2009, 18:56
good to know

Donney
24th September 2009, 18:58
I'm glad you like it. It is nice to have support from time to time.

MrJan
24th September 2009, 19:08
oh you don't have my support, it's just that I now know to terrorise you with wind turbines ;) :p :

Donney
24th September 2009, 21:20
But do you know what a yaw gear is?

The LW does.

Rollo
25th September 2009, 00:07
But do you know what a yaw gear is?

YAW RING :s nore:

djarumdudley
25th September 2009, 00:32
the last word wants no part of that bad punnery

Rollo
25th September 2009, 02:23
The dreaded pun-slinger came to town with his six-puns a firing.

MrJan
25th September 2009, 09:15
Beef stroganof

DonnieDarco
25th September 2009, 11:05
Stoppit, all of you :D Rhubarb crumble.

MrJan
25th September 2009, 11:25
Stopwhat

Donney
25th September 2009, 14:56
Something.

MrJan
25th September 2009, 15:05
Somewhat

schmenke
25th September 2009, 15:56
Somewhere

MrJan
25th September 2009, 16:05
Somewho

djarumdudley
26th September 2009, 01:38
Summit