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Donney
21st May 2009, 08:47
After that you can pretty much write about anything, except about the LW, you know.

MrJan
21st May 2009, 09:11
I don't write about the LW, I just have the LW.

Donney
21st May 2009, 11:02
Not really.

MrJan
21st May 2009, 11:11
Yes really

Donney
21st May 2009, 12:35
Not at all.

MrJan
21st May 2009, 14:09
Yes all

schmenke
21st May 2009, 15:25
No all

Donney
21st May 2009, 16:54
Nah! It is mine.

MrJan
21st May 2009, 17:18
it was

djarumdudley
22nd May 2009, 00:43
last word is here, again the latest information fails you.

Rollo
22nd May 2009, 06:31
Latest information has something to do with North Utsire and South Utsire, as well as Dogger and Forties... don't ask about Cromartie.

Donney
22nd May 2009, 11:57
I won't.

MrJan
22nd May 2009, 13:52
Eh

djarumdudley
24th May 2009, 23:17
you appear wordless again

MrJan
25th May 2009, 00:29
yup

Donney
25th May 2009, 18:21
Mine.

MrJan
25th May 2009, 21:27
Yours

djarumdudley
25th May 2009, 21:43
Negative

MrJan
25th May 2009, 23:54
Positive?

Donney
26th May 2009, 10:21
Positively mine.

MrJan
26th May 2009, 14:09
Negative

Donney
26th May 2009, 18:54
Nonsense

MrJan
26th May 2009, 21:25
Nonsense

schmenke
27th May 2009, 00:45
my cents

Rollo
27th May 2009, 01:52
I hereby declare an end to this wiff-waffery and jakery. Begonst with thy foul singular words and tomfooleries!

Donney
27th May 2009, 08:41
Nay.

MrJan
27th May 2009, 08:58
Bakery?

schmenke
27th May 2009, 15:32
:facelick:

MrJan
27th May 2009, 15:42
Weirdo

schmenke
27th May 2009, 20:26
Dodo

MrJan
27th May 2009, 22:51
Extincto

Rollo
28th May 2009, 02:34
What goes "beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep"?

The Manchester United open top bus, when they reverse it back into the garage :D

Donney
28th May 2009, 10:05
Well they tried...

MrJan
28th May 2009, 11:38
Did they? Didn't look like they tried very hard.

djarumdudley
28th May 2009, 13:09
or you for holding onto the last word.

MrJan
28th May 2009, 13:39
I don't need to try for the LW, it comes to me naturally.

Donney
28th May 2009, 15:45
I don't think so.

MrJan
28th May 2009, 15:58
I'm amazed that you think at all.

Donney
28th May 2009, 18:19
I am full of surprises.

MrJan
28th May 2009, 19:54
But its no surprise that I have the lw

Donney
28th May 2009, 20:48
You'll be surprised when you find out you don't.

MrJan
28th May 2009, 23:42
Not really, I'm used to you charlatans attempting to have the LW.

schmenke
29th May 2009, 00:40
Your posession of the LW is merely an illusion.

Rollo
29th May 2009, 01:06
You have to believe, Illusion is all!
From the first shy audition, to the last curtain call.
You have to believe, what cannot be true,
You have to believe, that the king is you.
And there's no other actor on the stage,
And no other parts but yours on the page.

Illusion my chicken, Illusion is all!

djarumdudley
29th May 2009, 02:01
illusion is a mere mirror for the things you don't have

Rollo
29th May 2009, 08:38
And Ilyushin is a second rate Aircraft company, yet again proving that communists don't produce decent cars, planes, trains etc etc etc

MrJan
29th May 2009, 09:01
Nice hats though

Rollo
29th May 2009, 09:08
Zaebal Yeo!

MrJan
29th May 2009, 10:09
eh?

Donney
29th May 2009, 12:12
Needless to say.

MrJan
29th May 2009, 12:42
Scrubious

Donney
29th May 2009, 13:09
Scrumptious

MrJan
29th May 2009, 15:59
Apple

Donney
29th May 2009, 16:34
I use a PC.

MrJan
29th May 2009, 16:52
Eh?

schmenke
29th May 2009, 18:19
I use a keyboard and mouse.

MrJan
29th May 2009, 20:45
I'm using a BlackBerry so that I can have the lw on the go (well actually I'm sat in my sitting room)

schmenke
29th May 2009, 20:54
The LW prefers to be stationary.

MrJan
29th May 2009, 22:52
As do I :D

Donney
30th May 2009, 18:03
The LW is here enjoying glorious weather.

MrJan
30th May 2009, 20:03
Actually it's here enjoying the glorious weather. And this morning it had a wonderful 2 hour drive around A and B roads in the sun :D :D

Rollo
1st June 2009, 07:43
Do you think that new Wembley looks like a pile of cat cack compared to old Wembley?

MrJan
1st June 2009, 08:20
Dunno, only been to the new Wembley and it looked pretty good to me :)

Donney
1st June 2009, 09:06
Never been to any of them....

MrJan
1st June 2009, 09:11
I didn't go this year either, we managed to avoid the playoffs :D

Donney
1st June 2009, 11:01
How lucky you....

MrJan
1st June 2009, 11:14
Indeed, probably won't be so lucky next season though :mark:

Donney
1st June 2009, 12:17
Time will tell, in the meantime the LW is mine.

MrJan
1st June 2009, 12:19
REally?

schmenke
1st June 2009, 16:07
No, not really.

MrJan
1st June 2009, 16:55
Tada

Donney
1st June 2009, 17:23
Tata or Lada, make up your mind man!

MrJan
1st June 2009, 19:03
Pub

Donney
1st June 2009, 19:40
I could do with a pint, thank you!

MrJan
1st June 2009, 21:59
Your round :D

Rollo
2nd June 2009, 00:48
I was doing some gardening yesterday and went to the local nursery. I wanted to buy some cow manure for my roses, so I had a look around and actually found a product called "A Complete Sack of Crap"

MrJan
2nd June 2009, 01:51
That's also the working title for the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy ;)

djarumdudley
2nd June 2009, 01:57
"A Complete Sack of Crap or How I learned to live without the Last Word" would befit this thread nicely.

Rollo
2nd June 2009, 03:01
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Slim-pickens_riding-the-bomb_enh-lores.jpg

This is M.A.D.

MrJan
2nd June 2009, 11:30
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

That's what she said ;)

Donney
2nd June 2009, 13:02
Pffff!

MrJan
2nd June 2009, 13:22
You must be pretty close to overtaking Carl in the LW posting stakes now Donney. Although that doesn't include the old forum.

Rollo
2nd June 2009, 14:33
There is no substitute for Quality. The way I figure it, because I have the Last Word at times when y'all are asleep, I've had it for the longest time... who needs to reply to theirselves ever?

MrJan
2nd June 2009, 15:04
I don't think that's true Rollo.I'm fairly sure that the extra times that I've had the LW discount the extra time that you've held it :)

Donney
2nd June 2009, 15:28
You keep discussing I keep the LW.

MrJan
2nd June 2009, 15:43
Ok

Donney
2nd June 2009, 15:51
It's good to agree.

MrJan
2nd June 2009, 16:30
Bob Hoskins

Donney
2nd June 2009, 20:56
I beg your pardon?

MrJan
2nd June 2009, 21:35
Bob Hoskins

Rollo
3rd June 2009, 00:42
He sounds like an ironclad actor.

djarumdudley
3rd June 2009, 01:16
easily his finest role being the human in Who Framed Roger Rabbitt.

Mp3 Astra
3rd June 2009, 03:44
Just poppin' by to spend some time with the LW.

MrJan
3rd June 2009, 09:06
Time's up

Donney
3rd June 2009, 12:54
Definitely.

MrJan
3rd June 2009, 12:57
Bob Hoskins

Donney
3rd June 2009, 13:04
Again?

MrJan
3rd June 2009, 13:45
Yep

schmenke
3rd June 2009, 15:47
Time to liberate the LW from you lot...

MrJan
3rd June 2009, 15:52
vj

Donney
3rd June 2009, 18:56
Mr. Yeo is getting harder and harder to understand....

MrJan
3rd June 2009, 20:08
eh?

Rollo
4th June 2009, 05:31
Mr Yeo not talk good and must use short words to make a point. He use one beat words for he can just grunt and no use big words.

Donney
4th June 2009, 08:57
There!

MrJan
4th June 2009, 09:28
Here

Donney
4th June 2009, 11:24
and everywhere.

MrJan
4th June 2009, 14:51
But nowhere

Mp3 Astra
4th June 2009, 17:47
Somewhere, over the rainbow.

MrJan
4th June 2009, 17:59
I wouldn't really know about that sorta fing sir.

Donney
4th June 2009, 20:55
I don't think we are in Kansas, anyway....

MrJan
4th June 2009, 21:24
Schmenke might be, he's always struck me as the type :s ailor:

djarumdudley
5th June 2009, 00:55
that type needs proper tornado drills

schmenke
5th June 2009, 01:11
Schmenke might be, he's always struck me as the type :s ailor:

Schmenke might be what? :mad:

I ain't in Kansas btw... :erm:

MrJan
5th June 2009, 09:33
Schmenke might be what? :mad:

I ain't in Kansas btw... :erm:

nothing :s ailor: :p :

Donney
5th June 2009, 09:41
I've heard Mr. schmenke is a great fan of pigeons....

MrJan
5th June 2009, 10:30
I hate pigeons, almost as much as I hate seagulls.

schmenke
5th June 2009, 16:04
I sometimes try to pitch balls at them, but they're quick little buggers... :hmph:

Donney
5th June 2009, 16:34
Seagulls are much more evil-looking

MrJan
5th June 2009, 16:41
One attacked me once, I wasn't best pleased.

Donney
5th June 2009, 18:13
Nasty vicious things they are. Any reasons for the attack?

MrJan
5th June 2009, 20:21
I was eating a pasty.

Donney
5th June 2009, 21:39
Ah, there you are, a clear act of provocation!

MrJan
5th June 2009, 22:37
It was my lunch though, never touch a man's lunch.

djarumdudley
6th June 2009, 02:51
i take it you showed that seagull the business?

MrJan
6th June 2009, 11:38
Not really, it had wings and flew off :(

Donney
7th June 2009, 17:53
Excuses...

djarumdudley
8th June 2009, 03:51
much disappontment

MrJan
8th June 2009, 09:10
I need to go to sleep.

Donney
8th June 2009, 10:19
Me too but no such luck here.

MrJan
8th June 2009, 11:03
Here neither, got another 7.5 hours before I get home too :(

Donney
8th June 2009, 11:50
At least the LW is keeping me company.

MrJan
8th June 2009, 12:38
I know the feeling

Donney
8th June 2009, 17:59
You do? That's shocking.

MrJan
8th June 2009, 19:36
Is it really?

Donney
8th June 2009, 19:53
I hate to be the one telling you but you're living an illusion...

MrJan
8th June 2009, 20:24
That doesn't completely surprised me, between 9:30 Saturday morning and 10:00 Sunday night I reckon I had about 2 hours sleep :eek: Early night tonight methinks.

djarumdudley
9th June 2009, 00:59
early or late the last word will be with me

schmenke
9th June 2009, 01:01
I doubt it.

djarumdudley
9th June 2009, 03:35
no doubt about it, the proof is here.

MrJan
9th June 2009, 09:12
The proof is where?

Donney
9th June 2009, 10:56
The proof is there and the LW here.

MrJan
9th June 2009, 11:30
I'm still not convinced.

Donney
9th June 2009, 12:02
That's the lack of sleep.

MrJan
9th June 2009, 12:17
I don't think that it is.

Donney
9th June 2009, 15:18
Again sleep deprivation helps you from thinking straight.

MrJan
9th June 2009, 15:53
ʍן ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı snןd ˙ןɐɯɹou ʎןɹıɐɟ ןǝǝɟ ı ʇɔɐɟ uı 'pǝsnɟuoɔ ɯɐ ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹns os ʇou ɯ,ı

Donney
9th June 2009, 18:15
Being upside down things are not what they seem therefore you don't have the LW.

MrJan
9th June 2009, 18:59
Eh?

Donney
9th June 2009, 20:20
That's back to your normal self....

schmenke
9th June 2009, 20:23
Unfortunately.

MrJan
9th June 2009, 21:52
That's a lie and you knows it :p :

Donney
9th June 2009, 22:05
Canadians!

MrJan
9th June 2009, 22:51
Sneaky canadians

schmenke
9th June 2009, 23:02
Sneaky Sound System

MrJan
9th June 2009, 23:57
Celtic Sound System

Rollo
10th June 2009, 04:40
ʍן ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı snןd ˙ןɐɯɹou ʎןɹıɐɟ ןǝǝɟ ı ʇɔɐɟ uı 'pǝsnɟuoɔ ɯɐ ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹns os ʇou ɯ,ı

˙pɹıǝʍ ǝɹɐ noʎ

Donney
10th June 2009, 09:19
I'll have the LW if you don't mind.

MrJan
10th June 2009, 09:28
I do mind actually.

Donney
10th June 2009, 15:43
I don't that you do.

MrJan
10th June 2009, 15:52
Eh?

schmenke
10th June 2009, 18:25
Tsk, such nonsense... The LW is displeased.

Donney
10th June 2009, 18:59
No kidding!

Rollo
11th June 2009, 04:01
Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, breakfast of champions

MrJan
11th June 2009, 09:08
Cheerio so good to eat.

Donney
11th June 2009, 09:56
I like muesli.

MrJan
11th June 2009, 14:16
Hippy :p :

djarumdudley
11th June 2009, 15:07
crispix are the best

Donney
11th June 2009, 15:32
Nonsense!

schmenke
11th June 2009, 15:50
Cheerios with blueberries :)

MrJan
11th June 2009, 16:13
Blueberries? Pah!!!

Donney
11th June 2009, 17:00
Blueberries are nice but they shouldn't interfere with Cheerios.

MrJan
11th June 2009, 17:10
Busy day for the LW

schmenke
11th June 2009, 17:37
Not really.

djarumdudley
11th June 2009, 19:25
indeed it seems to have found a home

schmenke
11th June 2009, 21:09
...temporary home. It is now back to it's permanent residence.

MrJan
11th June 2009, 21:50
Yes it is.

djarumdudley
12th June 2009, 02:42
right here

Rollo
12th June 2009, 03:26
On Web 2.0 which apparently is a new word for some bizarre reason... weirdos.

Donney
12th June 2009, 09:03
I think that's publicity and not a word I have never used such an expression yet in my whole life.

MrJan
12th June 2009, 10:11
Marnin'

Donney
12th June 2009, 12:06
Afternoon.

MrJan
12th June 2009, 16:41
A'ternoon

Mp3 Astra
12th June 2009, 22:01
'venin'

MrJan
12th June 2009, 23:38
'nin'

Donney
13th June 2009, 17:50
None

MrJan
13th June 2009, 18:01
Oi, the weekend LW is my domain.

djarumdudley
14th June 2009, 11:35
not entirely

MrJan
14th June 2009, 16:36
But enough

Donney
15th June 2009, 08:15
The rest of the week is my domain.

MrJan
15th June 2009, 10:14
Welding gives you sunburn, I now know this to be true :mark:

Donney
15th June 2009, 10:56
Nothing beats experience

MrJan
15th June 2009, 12:00
I would normally try to argue with that but after watching the MotoGP yesterday it's sort of difficult :D

Donney
15th June 2009, 12:04
A doctor is always a force to be reckoned.

MrJan
15th June 2009, 13:25
As is a goat

schmenke
15th June 2009, 16:03
I wouldn't know.

MrJan
15th June 2009, 17:09
Well Canadiens don't know much, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you :p :

Donney
15th June 2009, 18:46
I wouldn't trust a doctor goat, anyway.

MrJan
16th June 2009, 00:17
Bigot :p : ;)

djarumdudley
16th June 2009, 01:36
to the contrary, i'd much enjoy the GOAT of all MDs treat me.

Rollo
16th June 2009, 03:07
Well Canadiens don't know much, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you :p :

I wouldn't go saying that... they burned the White House to the ground in 1814, so they must know a few things.

Donney
16th June 2009, 08:49
At least regarding bonfires....

MrJan
16th June 2009, 10:48
They probably didn't do it, just claimed it.

schmenke
16th June 2009, 15:41
Pretty much.
Canada was still very much a British colony at the time, administered by a Governer General who requested assistance from the British military to sack Washington in retaliation for the attack on York (the capital of Canada at the time).

Donney
16th June 2009, 16:06
But Canadian Bacon is really Canadian ain't it?

schmenke
16th June 2009, 16:30
As far as I know. I really don't know what distinguishes a Canadian pig from others... :mark:

Donney
16th June 2009, 17:51
The accent maybe?

schmenke
16th June 2009, 20:07
Eh?

Donney
16th June 2009, 20:55
Oh God schmenke is possessed by Jan.

schmenke
16th June 2009, 23:22
That would explain why I've been feeling a little pinkish lately :p :

Rollo
17th June 2009, 00:23
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/15/2598999.htm?section=world

China's internet users put up with quite a bit of censorship but this time it appears authorities may have gone too far. The Government says it will force manufacturers to install software called Green Dam Youth Escort in all new computers that go on sale in China.

It works by not only tracking key words but also colour, leading to some bizarre effects. China's Southern Weekend newspaper tested the software with cartoon characters. Hello Kitty and the Japanese robo-cat Doraemon made it through, but not Garfield.

The South China Morning Post found that being pink and showing too much flesh was a key element, so photos of babies and pigs were also blocked.

You can not be found by the Chinese internet then... is that a bad thing?

MrJan
17th June 2009, 09:11
aboot

djarumdudley
17th June 2009, 10:49
mine

MrJan
17th June 2009, 11:43
Rpg!!!!!!

Donney
17th June 2009, 15:55
Mpg?

MrJan
17th June 2009, 16:14
between 27-32

Donney
17th June 2009, 16:54
Not bad for that little mean machine.

MrJan
17th June 2009, 17:28
Not as good as I'd hope though, the 170 miles to get to and from work each week are taking their toll on my wallet :(

Rollo
18th June 2009, 07:05
My little grey cells tell me that there is something more than the eye is letting on.

MrJan
18th June 2009, 09:06
I'm not sure how many little grey cells you have left though, might not be reliable.

djarumdudley
18th June 2009, 14:15
a rare prework last wording

MrJan
18th June 2009, 15:54
A fairly regular during work last wording :D

Donney
18th June 2009, 16:17
Normal LWing here.

schmenke
18th June 2009, 19:27
Exceptional LWing here.

Donney
18th June 2009, 19:36
I think you have enough wings already mr. schmenke.

MrJan
18th June 2009, 20:01
I used to be able to fly

schmenke
18th June 2009, 20:01
The LW gives you wings.

MrJan
18th June 2009, 23:26
The lw gives me smiles

Rollo
19th June 2009, 00:29
The LW gives you wings.

Red Bull also gives you wings... as do certain brands of women's sanitary products.

And the Hong Kong telephone directory gives you Wongs.

djarumdudley
19th June 2009, 01:36
Wong's is great for dim sum

Rollo
19th June 2009, 02:47
Have you thought about a brighter bulb? It won't be quite so dim sum then :D

Donney
19th June 2009, 10:01
Wow.... honestly.... poor LW.

MrJan
19th June 2009, 18:15
End of day LW for me

NoahsGirl
20th June 2009, 20:08
I'm taking the LW away for Father's Day

MrJan
20th June 2009, 20:28
Are you a father then NG ;) :p : Oh and no you aren't.

djarumdudley
21st June 2009, 00:38
neither am i, but i'll have the last word anyhow.

MrJan
21st June 2009, 11:28
People don't seem to understand that during the weekend I have the LW.

Donney
21st June 2009, 16:29
We might need to review that topic.

MrJan
21st June 2009, 16:36
I think we ought to, because none of you lot are clever enough to understand it :p :

Rollo
22nd June 2009, 05:07
I'm clever enough to understand it but we differ, because you're very very wrong. :D

djarumdudley
22nd June 2009, 06:50
but i thought you were clever.

Donney
22nd June 2009, 08:12
I'm Donney, pleased to meet you.

MrJan
22nd June 2009, 09:39
You don't really mean that though.

Donney
22nd June 2009, 12:57
What do I mean then?

MrJan
22nd June 2009, 13:10
How should I know?

Donney
22nd June 2009, 16:39
I don't know, but since you know what I don't really mean I thought I'd give it a try.

MrJan
22nd June 2009, 16:45
Touche Bartman

schmenke
22nd June 2009, 17:47
Red Bull also gives you wings... as do certain brands of women's sanitary products.

And the Hong Kong telephone directory gives you Wongs.

I find the Hong Kong telephone system in very poor condition. Every time I try to ring someone I get the response "Sum Ting Wong."

MrJan
22nd June 2009, 17:58
Did you know that this thread features 7490 meaningless posts? The only one which had any meaning was one of mine and was probably about cheese.

Donney
22nd June 2009, 18:06
We have to admit cheese is a delightful topic, smelly... but tasty.

MrJan
22nd June 2009, 22:02
7492 :p :