The Last Word

[Donney]

After that you can pretty much write about anything, except about the LW, you know.

[MrJan]

I don't write about the LW, I just have the LW.

[Donney]

Not really.

[MrJan]

Yes really

[Donney]

Not at all.

[MrJan]

Yes all

[schmenke]

No all

[Donney]

Nah! It is mine.

[MrJan]

it was

[djarumdudley]

last word is here, again the latest information fails you.

[Rollo]

Latest information has something to do with North Utsire and South Utsire, as well as Dogger and Forties... don't ask about Cromartie.

[Donney]

I won't.

[MrJan]

Eh

[djarumdudley]

you appear wordless again

[MrJan]

yup

[Donney]

Mine.

[MrJan]

Yours

[djarumdudley]

Negative

[MrJan]

Positive?

[Donney]

Positively mine.

[MrJan]

Negative

[Donney]

Nonsense

[MrJan]

Nonsense

[schmenke]

my cents

[Rollo]

I hereby declare an end to this wiff-waffery and jakery. Begonst with thy foul singular words and tomfooleries!

[Donney]

Nay.

[MrJan]

Bakery?

[schmenke]

:facelick:

[MrJan]

Weirdo

[schmenke]

Dodo

[MrJan]

Extincto

[Rollo]

What goes "beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep"?

The Manchester United open top bus, when they reverse it back into the garage :D

[Donney]

Well they tried...

[MrJan]

Did they? Didn't look like they tried very hard.

[djarumdudley]

or you for holding onto the last word.

[MrJan]

I don't need to try for the LW, it comes to me naturally.

[Donney]

I don't think so.

[MrJan]

I'm amazed that you think at all.

[Donney]

I am full of surprises.

[MrJan]

But its no surprise that I have the lw

[Donney]

You'll be surprised when you find out you don't.

[MrJan]

Not really, I'm used to you charlatans attempting to have the LW.

[schmenke]

Your posession of the LW is merely an illusion.

[Rollo]

You have to believe, Illusion is all!
From the first shy audition, to the last curtain call.
You have to believe, what cannot be true,
You have to believe, that the king is you.
And there's no other actor on the stage,
And no other parts but yours on the page.

Illusion my chicken, Illusion is all!

[djarumdudley]

illusion is a mere mirror for the things you don't have

[Rollo]

And Ilyushin is a second rate Aircraft company, yet again proving that communists don't produce decent cars, planes, trains etc etc etc

[MrJan]

Nice hats though

[Rollo]

Zaebal Yeo!

[MrJan]

eh?

[Donney]

Needless to say.

[MrJan]

Scrubious

[Donney]

Scrumptious

[MrJan]

Apple

[Donney]

I use a PC.

[MrJan]

Eh?

[schmenke]

I use a keyboard and mouse.

[MrJan]

I'm using a BlackBerry so that I can have the lw on the go (well actually I'm sat in my sitting room)

[schmenke]

The LW prefers to be stationary.

[MrJan]

As do I :D

[Donney]

The LW is here enjoying glorious weather.

[MrJan]

Actually it's here enjoying the glorious weather. And this morning it had a wonderful 2 hour drive around A and B roads in the sun :D :D

[Rollo]

Do you think that new Wembley looks like a pile of cat cack compared to old Wembley?

[MrJan]

Dunno, only been to the new Wembley and it looked pretty good to me :)

[Donney]

Never been to any of them....

[MrJan]

I didn't go this year either, we managed to avoid the playoffs :D

[Donney]

How lucky you....

[MrJan]

Indeed, probably won't be so lucky next season though :mark:

[Donney]

Time will tell, in the meantime the LW is mine.

[MrJan]

REally?

[schmenke]

No, not really.

[MrJan]

Tada

[Donney]

Tata or Lada, make up your mind man!

[MrJan]

Pub

[Donney]

I could do with a pint, thank you!

[MrJan]

Your round :D

[Rollo]

I was doing some gardening yesterday and went to the local nursery. I wanted to buy some cow manure for my roses, so I had a look around and actually found a product called "A Complete Sack of Crap"

[MrJan]

That's also the working title for the Lord Of The Rings Trilogy ;)

[djarumdudley]

"A Complete Sack of Crap or How I learned to live without the Last Word" would befit this thread nicely.

[Rollo]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Slim-pickens_riding-the-bomb_enh-lores.jpg

This is M.A.D.

[MrJan]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

That's what she said ;)

[Donney]

Pffff!

[MrJan]

You must be pretty close to overtaking Carl in the LW posting stakes now Donney. Although that doesn't include the old forum.

[Rollo]

There is no substitute for Quality. The way I figure it, because I have the Last Word at times when y'all are asleep, I've had it for the longest time... who needs to reply to theirselves ever?

[MrJan]

I don't think that's true Rollo.I'm fairly sure that the extra times that I've had the LW discount the extra time that you've held it :)

[Donney]

You keep discussing I keep the LW.

[MrJan]

Ok

[Donney]

It's good to agree.

[MrJan]

Bob Hoskins

[Donney]

I beg your pardon?

[MrJan]

Bob Hoskins

[Rollo]

He sounds like an ironclad actor.

[djarumdudley]

easily his finest role being the human in Who Framed Roger Rabbitt.

[Mp3 Astra]

Just poppin' by to spend some time with the LW.

[MrJan]

Time's up

[Donney]

Definitely.

[MrJan]

Bob Hoskins

[Donney]

Again?

[MrJan]

Yep

[schmenke]

Time to liberate the LW from you lot...

[MrJan]

vj

[Donney]

Mr. Yeo is getting harder and harder to understand....

[MrJan]

eh?

[Rollo]

Mr Yeo not talk good and must use short words to make a point. He use one beat words for he can just grunt and no use big words.

[Donney]

There!

[MrJan]

Here

[Donney]

and everywhere.

[MrJan]

But nowhere

[Mp3 Astra]

Somewhere, over the rainbow.

[MrJan]

I wouldn't really know about that sorta fing sir.

[Donney]

I don't think we are in Kansas, anyway....

[MrJan]

Schmenke might be, he's always struck me as the type :s ailor:

[djarumdudley]

that type needs proper tornado drills

[schmenke]

Schmenke might be, he's always struck me as the type :s ailor:

Schmenke might be what? :mad:

I ain't in Kansas btw... :erm:

[MrJan]

Schmenke might be what? :mad:

I ain't in Kansas btw... :erm:

nothing :s ailor: :p :

[Donney]

I've heard Mr. schmenke is a great fan of pigeons....

[MrJan]

I hate pigeons, almost as much as I hate seagulls.

[schmenke]

I sometimes try to pitch balls at them, but they're quick little buggers... :hmph:

[Donney]

Seagulls are much more evil-looking

[MrJan]

One attacked me once, I wasn't best pleased.

[Donney]

Nasty vicious things they are. Any reasons for the attack?

[MrJan]

I was eating a pasty.

[Donney]

Ah, there you are, a clear act of provocation!

[MrJan]

It was my lunch though, never touch a man's lunch.

[djarumdudley]

i take it you showed that seagull the business?

[MrJan]

Not really, it had wings and flew off :(

[Donney]

Excuses...

[djarumdudley]

much disappontment

[MrJan]

I need to go to sleep.

[Donney]

Me too but no such luck here.

[MrJan]

Here neither, got another 7.5 hours before I get home too :(

[Donney]

At least the LW is keeping me company.

[MrJan]

I know the feeling

[Donney]

You do? That's shocking.

[MrJan]

Is it really?

[Donney]

I hate to be the one telling you but you're living an illusion...

[MrJan]

That doesn't completely surprised me, between 9:30 Saturday morning and 10:00 Sunday night I reckon I had about 2 hours sleep :eek: Early night tonight methinks.

[djarumdudley]

early or late the last word will be with me

[schmenke]

I doubt it.

[djarumdudley]

no doubt about it, the proof is here.

[MrJan]

The proof is where?

[Donney]

The proof is there and the LW here.

[MrJan]

I'm still not convinced.

[Donney]

That's the lack of sleep.

[MrJan]

I don't think that it is.

[Donney]

Again sleep deprivation helps you from thinking straight.

[MrJan]

ʍן ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı snןd ˙ןɐɯɹou ʎןɹıɐɟ ןǝǝɟ ı ʇɔɐɟ uı 'pǝsnɟuoɔ ɯɐ ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹns os ʇou ɯ,ı

[Donney]

Being upside down things are not what they seem therefore you don't have the LW.

[MrJan]

Eh?

[Donney]

That's back to your normal self....

[schmenke]

Unfortunately.

[MrJan]

That's a lie and you knows it :p :

[Donney]

Canadians!

[MrJan]

Sneaky canadians

[schmenke]

Sneaky Sound System

[MrJan]

Celtic Sound System

[Rollo]

ʍן ǝɥʇ ǝʌɐɥ ı snןd ˙ןɐɯɹou ʎןɹıɐɟ ןǝǝɟ ı ʇɔɐɟ uı 'pǝsnɟuoɔ ɯɐ ı ʇɐɥʇ ǝɹns os ʇou ɯ,ı

˙pɹıǝʍ ǝɹɐ noʎ

[Donney]

I'll have the LW if you don't mind.

[MrJan]

I do mind actually.

[Donney]

I don't that you do.

[MrJan]

Eh?

[schmenke]

Tsk, such nonsense... The LW is displeased.

[Donney]

No kidding!

[Rollo]

Rock over London
Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, breakfast of champions

[MrJan]

Cheerio so good to eat.

[Donney]

I like muesli.

[MrJan]

Hippy :p :

[djarumdudley]

crispix are the best

[Donney]

Nonsense!

[schmenke]

Cheerios with blueberries :)

[MrJan]

Blueberries? Pah!!!

[Donney]

Blueberries are nice but they shouldn't interfere with Cheerios.

[MrJan]

Busy day for the LW

[schmenke]

Not really.

[djarumdudley]

indeed it seems to have found a home

[schmenke]

...temporary home. It is now back to it's permanent residence.

[MrJan]

Yes it is.

[djarumdudley]

right here

[Rollo]

On Web 2.0 which apparently is a new word for some bizarre reason... weirdos.

[Donney]

I think that's publicity and not a word I have never used such an expression yet in my whole life.

[MrJan]

Marnin'

[Donney]

Afternoon.

[MrJan]

A'ternoon

[Mp3 Astra]

'venin'

[MrJan]

'nin'

[Donney]

None

[MrJan]

Oi, the weekend LW is my domain.

[djarumdudley]

not entirely

[MrJan]

But enough

[Donney]

The rest of the week is my domain.

[MrJan]

Welding gives you sunburn, I now know this to be true :mark:

[Donney]

Nothing beats experience

[MrJan]

I would normally try to argue with that but after watching the MotoGP yesterday it's sort of difficult :D

[Donney]

A doctor is always a force to be reckoned.

[MrJan]

As is a goat

[schmenke]

I wouldn't know.

[MrJan]

Well Canadiens don't know much, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you :p :

[Donney]

I wouldn't trust a doctor goat, anyway.

[MrJan]

Bigot :p : ;)

[djarumdudley]

to the contrary, i'd much enjoy the GOAT of all MDs treat me.

[Rollo]

Well Canadiens don't know much, I wouldn't worry about it if I were you :p :

I wouldn't go saying that... they burned the White House to the ground in 1814, so they must know a few things.

[Donney]

At least regarding bonfires....

[MrJan]

They probably didn't do it, just claimed it.

[schmenke]

Pretty much.
Canada was still very much a British colony at the time, administered by a Governer General who requested assistance from the British military to sack Washington in retaliation for the attack on York (the capital of Canada at the time).

[Donney]

But Canadian Bacon is really Canadian ain't it?

[schmenke]

As far as I know. I really don't know what distinguishes a Canadian pig from others... :mark:

[Donney]

The accent maybe?

[schmenke]

Eh?

[Donney]

Oh God schmenke is possessed by Jan.

[schmenke]

That would explain why I've been feeling a little pinkish lately :p :

[Rollo]

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/06/15/2598999.htm?section=world

China's internet users put up with quite a bit of censorship but this time it appears authorities may have gone too far. The Government says it will force manufacturers to install software called Green Dam Youth Escort in all new computers that go on sale in China.

It works by not only tracking key words but also colour, leading to some bizarre effects. China's Southern Weekend newspaper tested the software with cartoon characters. Hello Kitty and the Japanese robo-cat Doraemon made it through, but not Garfield.

The South China Morning Post found that being pink and showing too much flesh was a key element, so photos of babies and pigs were also blocked.

You can not be found by the Chinese internet then... is that a bad thing?

[MrJan]

aboot

[djarumdudley]

mine

[MrJan]

Rpg!!!!!!

[Donney]

Mpg?

[MrJan]

between 27-32

[Donney]

Not bad for that little mean machine.

[MrJan]

Not as good as I'd hope though, the 170 miles to get to and from work each week are taking their toll on my wallet :(

[Rollo]

My little grey cells tell me that there is something more than the eye is letting on.

[MrJan]

I'm not sure how many little grey cells you have left though, might not be reliable.

[djarumdudley]

a rare prework last wording

[MrJan]

A fairly regular during work last wording :D

[Donney]

Normal LWing here.

[schmenke]

Exceptional LWing here.

[Donney]

I think you have enough wings already mr. schmenke.

[MrJan]

I used to be able to fly

[schmenke]

The LW gives you wings.

[MrJan]

The lw gives me smiles

[Rollo]

The LW gives you wings.

Red Bull also gives you wings... as do certain brands of women's sanitary products.

And the Hong Kong telephone directory gives you Wongs.

[djarumdudley]

Wong's is great for dim sum

[Rollo]

Have you thought about a brighter bulb? It won't be quite so dim sum then :D

[Donney]

Wow.... honestly.... poor LW.

[MrJan]

End of day LW for me

[NoahsGirl]

I'm taking the LW away for Father's Day

[MrJan]

Are you a father then NG ;) :p : Oh and no you aren't.

[djarumdudley]

neither am i, but i'll have the last word anyhow.

[MrJan]

People don't seem to understand that during the weekend I have the LW.

[Donney]

We might need to review that topic.

[MrJan]

I think we ought to, because none of you lot are clever enough to understand it :p :

[Rollo]

I'm clever enough to understand it but we differ, because you're very very wrong. :D

[djarumdudley]

but i thought you were clever.

[Donney]

I'm Donney, pleased to meet you.

[MrJan]

You don't really mean that though.

[Donney]

What do I mean then?

[MrJan]

How should I know?

[Donney]

I don't know, but since you know what I don't really mean I thought I'd give it a try.

[MrJan]

Touche Bartman

[schmenke]

Red Bull also gives you wings... as do certain brands of women's sanitary products.

And the Hong Kong telephone directory gives you Wongs.

I find the Hong Kong telephone system in very poor condition. Every time I try to ring someone I get the response "Sum Ting Wong."

[MrJan]

Did you know that this thread features 7490 meaningless posts? The only one which had any meaning was one of mine and was probably about cheese.

[Donney]

We have to admit cheese is a delightful topic, smelly... but tasty.

[MrJan]

7492 :p :