The Last Word

[CarlMetro]

I'd trust them more than the Americans, but then that ain't saying a lot :\

[schmenke]

Thanks... I think :erm:

[CarlMetro]

Hey, anytime :D

[Donney]

I trust them if I have to be honest. And while I'm honest (which you never know when it's going to end) I have to admit that all the Canadian people I have met are really nice people. I remember a girl who got on my nerves all the time but she was a nice person though.

Which does not mean in any conceivable way that I would leave them alone with the LW.

[schmenke]

Too right Donney! :p :

[Donney]

Canadians!!!!! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/angry020.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[harvick#1]

you said it, especially that Hockey team :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I like Americans and Canadians, but I couldn't eat a whole one of either :D

[DonnieDarco]

I keep missing everyone!!!

[harvick#1]

yep, your stuck with me :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Thats not so bad :D

[CarlMetro]

It could be a lot worse :wave:

[Rollo]

You could for instance be French :eek:

[Donney]

:wave:

[DonnieDarco]

You could for instance be French :eek:

Oh, the horror!!! :D

[Donney]

I thought you kept missing everyone.

[DonnieDarco]

I did but finally, I found you :D

[DonnieDarco]

And...............you went away again :D Fine, I'll just talk to myself then :D

[djarumdudley]

keep doing so while i have a brief time with the last word before bed.

[schmenke]

I hate to image the reaction to a French-Canadian :erm: ...

[Donney]

Sorry DD but I was at work and it wasn't the easiest of the mornings. I have heard rumours about your mental health so I guess you are used to talking to yourself, or so the LW told me ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Well, yeah :D I talk to my cat, dog, plant, my computer, I've had a word or two with the Christmas tree, and I'm still hopeful one of them might reply :D

[Donney]

I'm actually talking to my dogs, they are insisting on going out for a walk right now!

[DonnieDarco]

Thats one demand you cannot afford to ignore :D

[Donney]

You bet I can't these two beauties can drive anyone crazy untill they get what they want.

[harvick#1]

thats why I don't have a dog :D

[DonnieDarco]

I was actually thinking less of the driving you crazy, and more of the carpets :D

[stevie_gerrard]

my LW for a bit, we are watching QI christmas special :)

[harvick#1]

1 hour is plenty for you :p :

[DonnieDarco]

I just saw Hammond on TV Harvick, giving his first interview since the accident :D You'll be glad to know he's doing great, and will be back on TV in January with Top Gear :D

[harvick#1]

always good to here, and I'm glad that show will be back on the air, although they don't show Top Gear here, thats what youtube is for

[DonnieDarco]

They do show it, not sure what channel though :D

[djarumdudley]

almost free from work last word.

[CarlMetro]

My just got in and munching a bowl of Golden Nuggets LW :D

[harvick#1]

quit eating those, you are going to turn into one :laugh:

[CarlMetro]

I could think of worse things :\

[Donney]

Like being French for instance?

harvick there are also plenty of options to download Top Gear, that's what the LW and I do.

[DonnieDarco]

Morning all!! Its the day of THE BIG FOOD SHOP :( Wish me luck, and if I'm not back by this evening, could someone organise a search and rescue? Thanks :D

[Donney]

Sure, good luck!!!!

BTW the LW has just told me that won't go with you. It could be quite stressing you know?

[DonnieDarco]

That sucks Donney :D

[Donney]

What can I say....

The LW doesn't like big crowds of people fighting over pieces of meat and vegetables.

:p

[Juha]

It prefers me. :D

[Donney]

I am not sure of that.

[Juha]

I am though.

[Donney]

Wrong you mean?

[harvick#1]

as for you as well I presume

[stevie_gerrard]

Im just off to the forum Pub, come join us :)

[DonnieDarco]

Good, you won't be needing this then :D I'm back, it all went off incredibly well and the only thing I forgot was cat biscuits, which I can get tomorrow :D

[harvick#1]

what are you going to make for use :D

[DonnieDarco]

well, lets see...................not a sausage :D

[CarlMetro]

How about a nice nourishing bowl of Golden Nuggets, just like I'm munching on at the moment?

[Donney]

Merry Christmas LW gang, just in case we don't get to read each other till Boxing Day.

May Santa leave wonderful present by your trees.

[djarumdudley]

Santa already has left one, the last word!

Merry Christmas all!!

[DonnieDarco]

Yes, a very Happy Christmas to all the last worders, a right raggedy bunch if ever I saw one :D

Hope you all have a fantastic one :)

[MrJan]

Probably my last LW before Christmas (maybe of 2006) hope you all have a good time over the festive season, unlike me who has to be back at work on Wednesday :(

[harvick#1]

Merry Christmas everyone :s anta: :D :beer:

[MrJan]

Guess that last one wasn't my LW before Christmas. This one might be though :D

[Donney]

Aaaaah the LW it feels so good to have it with me tonight.

[djarumdudley]

couldn't let you have it all to yourself.

[DonnieDarco]

I'm 'aving it :D

[CarlMetro]

A very merry christmas to one and all from myself, my family and of course, the LW :beer: :wave:

[DonnieDarco]

Have a good one Carl, hope Ollie wakes you up at 5 ;) :D

[CarlMetro]

Well he's sparko at the moment, 6.45 is his usual wake up call time, at the moment anyway :s

I usually find out he's awake when he climbs out of his bed, walks into our bedroom and puts his cold hands on my back :s hock:

Hope you have a good one too, Fi :up:

[Donney]

Merry Christmas people!!!! I hope you had a delicious dinner, wonderful presents and a massive hangover :p :

[djarumdudley]

hope yours was good, mine is soon to come.

[Juha]

I wish you a merry Christmas
I wish you a merry Christmas

And the last word is for meeeeeeeee.

:D

[Donney]

Happy Boxing Day people!!!! :wave:

[stevie_gerrard]

Happy punching people to you too :p :

[Donney]

Thank You! http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/sport011.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[djarumdudley]

good morning everyone, that Christmas food hangover is in full effect.
hopefullly the last word will serve as cure!

[jso1985]

no hangover for me so I'll take better care of the LW

[harvick#1]

no I'll take care of it :D

[djarumdudley]

the last word suited me fine.

[CarlMetro]

Well almost back to normality here, munching a bowl of Cheerios and having the LW for company. The only difference is I'm not doing any work :D

[DonnieDarco]

Morning Carl :D

[CarlMetro]

:wave: Hi DD, nice Chrimbo?

[Donney]

:wave:

[CarlMetro]

:wave:

[Donney]

How are your parties going Carl? Any other fight? :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Carl's been fighting?? :D

[CarlMetro]

No, not me, just the brain-deads who attend the parties I've been DJ-ing at. Only had two other fights, both on the same night and both involving the same two idiots. I believe one spent most of his evening in a police cell, whilst the other ended his works do in casualty. Perhaps he'll not pick fights where they have bouncers in future :\

[DonnieDarco]

Oh, what are the odds :D

[djarumdudley]

of you retaining the last word? not good i'd say.

[Donney]

I agree.

[CarlMetro]

I believe yours are slightly worse still :\

[DonnieDarco]

Mine are pretty good :D

[stevie_gerrard]

My odds are long, theres gonna be some busybody who steals it from me whenever they like whether i like it or not :( :p :

[harvick#1]

yep like now :p :

[djarumdudley]

seems as you fared just as well.

[Donney]

This never cease to amaze me.

[DonnieDarco]

What does? :D

[CarlMetro]

How mean some people can be?

[DonnieDarco]

What, lovely like me? :D

[CarlMetro]

I didn't say lovely, I said mean, but I guess it still applies :p :

[Donney]

Amazing!

[DonnieDarco]

I didn't say lovely, I said mean, but I guess it still applies :p :


You are such a sneaky editor :D

[CarlMetro]

:s hock:

[Donney]

You know the LW is not paying any attention to your problems and is here with me?

[stevie_gerrard]

nah, it isnt, it seems to have run off without you.

[CarlMetro]

...........and is currently hiding under my desk, afraid to come back out.

[Donney]

Why is the LW scared of you? I think a rescue mission is needed.

[CarlMetro]

Oh it's not scared of me, I'm it's bestist friend in the world, which is why it likes to spend time with me :D

[Donney]

Under your desk????? I don't want know any more.

[DonnieDarco]

I'm back from clothes shopping with son in the sales, battling through the crowds and caffeine deprived, so don't mess with me :D

[djarumdudley]

and neither shall the last word.

[DonnieDarco]

Good :D

[jso1985]

I'm keeping the LW in a safe place until Donnie gets her caffeine

[DonnieDarco]

I'm getting some now :D

[harvick#1]

oh great :rolleyes: :p :

[CarlMetro]

Not that it will make any difference, she'll still loose the LW :D

[Donney]

And I'll get it.

[DonnieDarco]

You've had this for 9 hours, which is far too long :D

[Donney]

It happened so fast, I think I'll have it back.

[DonnieDarco]

Think again sir :D

[CarlMetro]

Do you think he's thought about by now?

[harvick#1]

I don't know, but I ain't gonna wait, yoink :D

[DonnieDarco]

Not you as well :D

[harvick#1]

yep its me again :D

[Donney]

I'm here to put things in their right place and to take the LW with me.

[CarlMetro]

Why where are you going?

[Donney]

I'm having lunch at my mother's and the LW is invited.

[DonnieDarco]

That'll be nice :D

[MrJan]

Whooooooooooooo

[DonnieDarco]

Whoa! :D

[djarumdudley]

my at work last word.

[CarlMetro]

It's the last in the 2006 series of 'munching' LW's for me, and because it's the last one, what better way to celebrate the end of an era than with a nice bowl of Cheerios :lips: :D

[stevie_gerrard]

i mite as well take over the LW from here, i mite have to pop back before 2006 is over though :)

[harvick#1]

the fight for the LW of 2006. lets begin

[Donney]

Hello and happy new year, people!!! :wave:

[djarumdudley]

good morning all, and happy impending new year!!

[DonnieDarco]

Happy New Year to all :D

[Mp3 Astra]

Since I have no parties to go to, I'll be fighting it out for the last and first LWs of '06 and '07 respectively. I hope to be avoiding my family as much as possible :mad:
Happy new year fellow Earthlings.

[DonnieDarco]

Awwwww Astra, why? Will they be dancing? :D

[Donney]

Who his family or his LWs?

[Mp3 Astra]

They'll be arguing, I can guarantee that

[DonnieDarco]

Hide the booze :D It'll mean a huge argument about who hid the booze, but at least it won't be a drunken one ;) :D

[jso1985]

you can give the booze to the LW also ;)

[DonnieDarco]

Yeah :D

[Mp3 Astra]

Damn :mad:

[DonnieDarco]

Why damn? Don't you mean, happy new year? :D

[harvick#1]

new year in 3 hours :D

[CarlMetro]

Happy New Year everyone :wave:

[Donney]

Happy New Year!!!!!!!!

[DonnieDarco]

I said that already on the previous page :D

[harvick#1]

you jumped the gun from the States point of view :p :

it was still only the 31st

[DonnieDarco]

I can't help it if you lot insist on lagging behind :D

[stevie_gerrard]

indeed a happy new year, hope you all have a great 2007 without the LW :p :

[DonnieDarco]

In your face, Stevie :D

[Rollo]

If it's 2007, I'm waiting for the Y2JamesBondK virus to wipe out the world.

[CarlMetro]

I suppose everyone will be looking forward to returning to work tomorrow then? It's so hard when you still have another week off :D

[Rollo]

Heck No :D

I'm off to Tokyo to do some shopping on the 3rd.

[Donney]

I'm at work and I'll have the LW to help me.

[DonnieDarco]

Will not :D

[CarlMetro]

Nah, last thing the LW wants to do is go to work this week, it'd rather stay here with me playing games on the puter and watching dvd's :D

[DonnieDarco]

What games you playing?

[Donney]

The LW doesn't like puter games.

[CarlMetro]

Well it's better than you at Championship Manager :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Urg, football :D

[CarlMetro]

It's pretty good at Halflife too, but no as good as me :D

[DonnieDarco]

I bet we're better at Destroy all humans 1 and 2 :D

[CarlMetro]

Well we've had more practice...........

[Donney]

That's enough playing.

[CarlMetro]

There's no such thing as enough playing, especially with yourself :D

[stevie_gerrard]

thanks for that image carl.

[CarlMetro]

Although sometimes it can be more fun to play with someone else ;)

[djarumdudley]

lucifer's last word.

[DonnieDarco]

You're the devil? :D

[Donney]

I'm not.

[DonnieDarco]

Not even in disguise? :D

[CarlMetro]

Why, you think he looks like an angel, walks like an angel or talks like an angel?

[DonnieDarco]

I've never seen him walk :D

[CarlMetro]

Oh never mind :rolleyes: :p :

[djarumdudley]

more than likely the last word is the devil.

[Donney]

The LW is not the devil.

And I'm not an angel (last time I checked I had a sex :erm: ) but I'm pretty close to perfection :p , therefore the LW loooves to be with me.

[CarlMetro]

Loooves? :confused: What the hell is 'loooves'? Is that what Jesus had with the fishes?

[Donney]

I wasn't there at the time so I'm not sure about the menu.

[CarlMetro]

A mate of mine said he was, but by the time he got to the front of the queue they'd run out of loooves and the fishes smelled a bit funny :s

[Rollo]

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

[CarlMetro]

..........and the meek shall inherit the Earth, which is nice because they deserve isomething for a change :D

[DonnieDarco]

Apparently cheese is junk food now, so the cheesemakers far from feeling blessed are more than a little....................well, cheesed off :D

[CarlMetro]

What about the meek then?

[DonnieDarco]

Do we know any meek? :D

[Donney]

Apparently cheese is junk food now, so the cheesemakers far from feeling blessed are more than a little....................well, cheesed off :D


Who says so??? :mad: Cheese is a gift from the gods.

[DonnieDarco]

The people who decide what can be advertised on TV, and when :D

[harvick#1]

everything that is good is bad for you :mad:

[DonnieDarco]

Except stealing the LW :D

[CarlMetro]

Even that is bad for some, because they can't hold onto it :D

[Rollo]

I've always wondered about people who can't hold their alcohol. Are they really that blotto? Pint glasses have a little bulge near the top which acts as a very nice handle aid.

[CarlMetro]

I've never suffered from that problem, I have been accused of holding other peoples though :\

[stevie_gerrard]

my girlfriend had a pint knocked over her tonight by her friend. she was not amused :p :

[CarlMetro]

Well it wasn't me, I was at home :D

[Donney]

It wasn't me either it is almost a sin to waste a pint like that.

[CarlMetro]

Unless someone deserves it, then it's OK. Not saying that Stevie's girlfriend deserved it though.

[Donney]

Good, I guess she wouln't like to hear that from you.

[Rollo]

Unless someone deserves it, then it's OK.

:eek: This is not about whether someone deserves it or not. Did anyone happen to think of the poor innocent pint?
Precious, precious alcohol wasted before its purpose could be fulfilled...

...such a terrible waste.

[CarlMetro]

Perhaps it was one of them suicide pints, whose true vocation in life is not to be drunk but to humiliate?

[DonnieDarco]

Beer, YUK :D

[Donney]

Beer is another gift from the gods!!!! For Pete's sake DD don't you know anything? Have you been living in a cave completely unrelated to civilization? :beer:

[DonnieDarco]

Who is this Pete? :D

[Donney]

I don't know.... but don't change the subject we were talking about beer here. :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Beer, YUK :D

[stevie_gerrard]

the LW will be at home for the next 3 hours if you would like to visit :)

[djarumdudley]

the last word would much rather be outside on this beautifully sunny day.

[Donney]

Beer, YUK :D


Some people never learn... :rolleyes:

The LW won't be anywhere but by my side.

[MrJan]

If the LW is by your side then you must be invisible and stood right next to me. I find that more than slightly worrying.

[CarlMetro]

Just time for a quick yoink before I go and have my tea :D

[DonnieDarco]

I'm reporting you to...............someone :D

[schmenke]

:wave:

[Rollo]

I'm reporting you to...............someone :D

Report noted... but I'm going to need a Form 55Z filled out in triplicate and sent back to me if you wish to make a formal complaint about it.

[CarlMetro]

Has she done it yet?

Time for a nice long relaxing yoink before I go to bed :D

[DonnieDarco]

Dammit, now its 6 err, plicate :D

[harvick#1]

wha?

[CarlMetro]

No yoinking this morning, I don't have time :D

[Donney]

Have a nice morning but don't get too stressed because the LW won't be there to help you.

[DonnieDarco]

Thats right Donney :D

[CarlMetro]

Oh I'm not stressed, I'm just busy :D

[Donney]

Sorry to hear that.

[CarlMetro]

I'm not, I'd rather be busy than quiet. The main thing is I still have time for the LW :D

[Donney]

I thought you were busy, I wonder what you call busy....

[CarlMetro]

Bearing in mind it is not even midday, so far I have...........

Made 17 phone calls
Raised three quotes
Written two, three page letters
Booked flights and car hire in three different countries
and kept the LW :D

I haven't even stopped for coffee yet, which I am about to do :D

[Donney]

And I'll have the LW just to ease your load of responsabilities :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Carl's pretending he can multitask, which we all know he cannot do since he's a man, and only women are any good at it :) :D

[schmenke]

Carl neglected to mention that he also totaled his laptop. Well done mate :up: :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Excellent point Schmenke :laugh:

[djarumdudley]

good afternoon all.

[DonnieDarco]

Hey Dudley :D

[stevie_gerrard]

Well, Good Evening Ladies and gentlemen, a wonderful night it is! :)

[harvick#1]

its still grey cloudy skies, its a horrible afternoon

[schmenke]

'Tis a wonderful day now that I have the LW! :D

[DonnieDarco]

But..............a very short one :D

[Donney]

It's a wonderful night because the Three Wise Men are coming and will leave many presents by my boot, because I've been a nice boy. :)

[DonnieDarco]

Eh? Is it Christmas again already? :D

[schmenke]

To many, yes :) . Jan. 6th is Epiphany. Enjoy Donney! :burp: :D

[Donney]

Thanks schmenke!!!

[DonnieDarco]

I don't know that that is - well, I know what to have an epiphany means, but not what this particular version is :D

But - I wish you a very happy one, regardless :D

[Donney]

Basically we celebrate the day when the Three Wise Men visited baby Jesus and brought him presents: gold (as a king) incense (as a God) and myrrh (as a man)

Presents are more user friendly nowadays :p :

[schmenke]

...Presents are more user friendly nowadays :p :

As is the LW! :D

[Donney]

Really? :)

[schmenke]

Yeah, but not for long :p :

[Donney]

It's hard to keep in touch with the LW. ;)

[DonnieDarco]

We manage ok though :D

[Donney]

I won't deny that you try.

[DonnieDarco]

As do you :D

[CarlMetro]

Carl neglected to mention that he also totaled his laptop. Well done mate :up: :p :

:bigcry:

I tried sticking it back together but there's so much ducktape on it that I can't use the keyboard ;(

Oh well, I least I have the LW as compensation :D

[harvick#1]

correction, you had the LW :D

[Donney]

I hate to correct you but the LW is with me.

[DonnieDarco]

Look again :D

[Donney]

I can confirm the LW is here with me. Maybe you should look again. :p :

[DonnieDarco]

Oh, I'm looking :D

[schmenke]

Look harder :p :