The Last Word

[MrJan]

Reasons....

[djarumdudley]

Theories...

[MrJan]

Dairies

[Donney]

I got my mojo working.

[MrJan]

No you haven't

[Donney]

The fact that it ain't workin' on someone... does not mean I don't have it....

Do I have to explain everything?

[MrJan]

Yes you do.

[schmenke]

I've heard enough.

[Donney]

I've read it all.

[djarumdudley]

somehow I doubt that.

[Donney]

Oh well....

[MrJan]

wellitchy wellitchy wellitchy

[Donney]

That's a perfect answer for any question.

[MrJan]

Everything I say is perfect

[djarumdudley]

save for your retention of the last word

[Donney]

Which is rather faulty to be honest...

[schmenke]

What, the last word?

[Donney]

NO, the retention thing....

[MrJan]

5% retention? Sounds too much like work.

[Donney]

LW is all about pleasure.

[MrJan]

Indeed, so stop this talk of retention.

[Donney]

Ok

[MrJan]

Good.

[djarumdudley]

not so fast

[Donney]

Not fast in a motorsports forum? You should consider your position....

[MrJan]

My position is in a chair.

[Donney]

Does it deserve consideration?

[MrJan]

The chair or my position?

[Donney]

Your position.

[schmenke]

I spend too much time in a chair :dozey:
I should get out more and enjoy life with the LW.

[MrJan]

I won't let you.

[djarumdudley]

neither will I

[Donney]

I am glad to inform you that today will be the last chance you have to enjoy the company of the LW for a while, since tomorrow morning we will be on our way to Portugal to watch some WRC. :D

Have fun!

[MrJan]

WRC smubble-you RC

[Donney]

I wish I knew what that means....

[MrJan]

But you don't, so I win

[Donney]

You won a fake LW, congratulations!!!! :p

[MrJan]

But I found the real one.

[Donney]

I'm sorry but the LW is packing for the trip.

[djarumdudley]

actually the last word has decided to stay here with me

[MrJan]

Well TBH the LW is spending the weekend with me, going to watch Exeter v Dagenham & Redbridge on Saturday :)

[schmenke]

No, the LW is spending the weekend with me... working :dozey:

[MrJan]

The LW would never do that.

[Rollo]

Meat Loaf said that he'd to anything for love but he wouldn't do that either.

[djarumdudley]

being that Meat Loaf never did anything for the last word is why it's here with me.

[Rollo]

I never did anything for it either.

[djarumdudley]

suppose that's why your not with it

[MrJan]

eh?

[schmenke]

Miguel's at it again...

[MrJan]

what, working? I always seem to be working :(

[Donney]

My mojo ain't....

[schmenke]

I don't want to hear about it :s

[schmenke]

Whazzis?

[djarumdudley]

mine

[MrJan]

Yours?

[Donney]

Not really.

[MrJan]

No?

[Donney]

No!

[MrJan]

Oooooh, calm dan calm dan

[schmenke]

Huh...?

[Donney]

I am not stressed....

[MrJan]

That's for the shrink to decide

[Rollo]

I don't personally see how vacuum packed plastic is going to help anyone decide anything.

[Donney]

Thank you.

[MrJan]

No, thank you.

[Donney]

You don't know what you're missing.

[MrJan]

It's probably not all that.

[schmenke]

What, mojo?

[MrJan]

I got my mojo working....I got ma mojo working http://www.mr2oc.co.uk/images/smiles/bigdance2.gif

[Donney]

And does it really work?

[MrJan]

No :(

[Donney]

Any mojo repairers in the house?

[schmenke]

:erm:

[MrJan]

oi, you lot can stay away from my mojo, don't want your thieving hands all over it :p :

[schmenke]

:s

[Donney]

We don't need to.

What do you think?

[MrJan]

I think that you speak very good English Mr Escobar.

[Rollo]

Here ye here ye:

I intend to drive from Vladivostok to Paris, without stopping; without sleep, in a Datsun 120Y and all at an average speed of 155mph.

Do you think that:
A - I am a nutter or
B - I need new drapes?

[MrJan]

Never mind that, I've been learning about clever stuff on another forum:


Can You Define Sinusoidal vs. Harmonic Motion?

This is a quick refresher in physics for all engineers:

http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss38/Devon_Midget/5a08b4.gif

For non-Engineers:

This is Sinusoidal Motion for non-engineers:

http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss38/Devon_Midget/5a08c4-1.gif

This is Harmonic Motion for non-engineers:

http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss38/Devon_Midget/5a08d4-1.gif

For trained engineers this is classic sinusoidal & harmonic motion together

http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss38/Devon_Midget/5a08e3-1.gif

I thought you would all like to keep abreast of all classic mathematical and engineering problems.

I am sure you will all agree that this was a somewhat titillating experience.

I think that I may need to study all of that a bit more before I really get the hang of it, TBH it's mostly just made me dizzy ;)

[Rollo]

"This image or video violated our terms of use"?

Exactly how long can you stare at a stop sign for? Is it more exciting than watching paint dry or waiting for it to peel? How about watching grass grow? Or watching football in Bristol?

[Donney]

Those questions need a deep study before giving an appropriate answer.

[MrJan]

Well it worked when I posted it last night :p :

[Donney]

Well it is violating things right now....

[MrJan]

It's only because it had bouncing boobies and whoever put it up on photobucket got found out for it (although seemed fairly harmless to me, except for the lass who was doing the jumping and may well now have black eyes)

[Donney]

I see... the typical problem of the bouncing boobies.... it all makes sense now.

[MrJan]

Not just bouncing, jiggling and rotating as well, think that might have been the problem.

[MrJan]

Not one to let education slip me so here are the photos posted before (unless they get removed again :mark: )

Sinusoidal Motion
http://gt0e2q.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pDLeW0GFx1yj1Pmna1LgrpseGPRAuH-PYBbjxR-MRyvD4ZnSSqbwqwuKJ0DIYMz4hq7KYqWm8YBLWN_5bITdyDJxu FmVFJSde/5a08c4.gif

Harmonic Motion
http://gt0e2q.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pxp0onDxLKgaOg7odyUwfncQ-fWIGINJ7xNUn5YcEUuucMZ-YcJMg0URYaAOv9plsXjf8JPGPh17BxeksTAPLVWnytDl-v8Un/5a08d4.gif

sinusoidal & harmonic motion together
http://gt0e2q.bay.livefilestore.com/y1piy340KxmF2Q9_VIe2x_iR5e_UUR9NqIHy0Ybg8YXKtiqYB7 rqTf4hCgiCB8l-GwYGHZg09FDRgj5dFZ-G1ewJhu3I_OkhqpO/5a08e3.gif

[Donney]

Those are the typical examples to be found in a "clever stuff forum" :rolleyes:





:D

[MrJan]

Those are the typical examples to be found in a "clever stuff forum"

Indeed, especially a clever forum which is largely centred around football :D

You've got to admit it gets the point across though. Sinusoidial is the bouncy lass, harmonic is jiggly and old wobbly boobs is both :D

[schmenke]

My eyes hurt now :crazy:

[MrJan]

You'll go blind :p :

[djarumdudley]

you should see that i have the last word now.

[MrJan]

You should see that I need the LW for strength in getting through the football this afternoon.

[Rollo]

Somehow I doubt that you're watching football, just the harmonic motion of wee lasses during the Humba.

[Donney]

Harmony what a concept!

[MrJan]

I wasn't watching football, I was listening. It was very tough until the 88th minute :D

[djarumdudley]

probably even tougher now seeing as you've lost the last word.

[MrJan]

But the game is over, much like your time with the LW

[Rollo]

Now that I've gathered everyone into this room we shall see who the murderer is.

[Donney]

Objection!

He is assuming we can see!

[MrJan]

Sustained.

[schmenke]

The butler did it!

[MrJan]

Poppycock

[Rollo]

How come no-one ever accuses Poirot of committing murder? People are always dying whenever he's about yet he's never implicated, not once.

[Donney]

Because he's got an elegant moustache, obviously.

[MrJan]

It's like that Jonathon Creek, if he turns up to a country weekend then it's best to scarper because some strange stuff is about to go down.

[Donney]

But he has no facial hair whatsoever!

[MrJan]

He does have a perm though.

[Donney]

True.

[MrJan]

Eh?

[Rollo]

Yes, but being Alan Davies and all, I expect that every time he's asked a question that klaxons will blast and a rather frumpy sort of gentleman will tell him that he's wrong.

[MrJan]

Mr Fry = Legend

[djarumdudley]

McDonalds French Fries, Legendary

[MrJan]

Nah mate

[Rollo]

McDonalds French Fries, Legendary

From the OED:
Legend n. 1. A traditional story or myth.

I totally agree with djarumdudley. McDonald's French Fries are a myth or a story, because they certainly not French Fries, heck they're not really edible.

I used to accuse McDonald's of using plastic for their cheese but I was proved wrong. They use McDonald's Brand Imitation Plastic and not just for their cheese but for EVERYTHING including what they call a Thickshake :eek:

[MrJan]

eh?

[Donney]

Plastic I think.

[MrJan]

Like a Man U fan?

[Rollo]

If my old man was a Man U fan I'd say...

Actually I probably wouldn't because that would be just nasty.

[MrJan]

Weirdo

[Donney]

What the hell am I doing here?

[MrJan]

I don't belong here

[schmenke]

No kidding! You, my friend Miguel, belong in a padded room...

:erm:

[djarumdudley]

i could provide accomadations

[Rollo]

I live in a giant bucket

I think that I found me the weirdest post that's ever been posted on a posting forum thingamabob.

[Donney]

He could share experiences with James and the Giant Peach.

[djarumdudley]

now there was some quality reading.

[MrJan]

eh?

[Donney]

Hey there.

[MrJan]

yup

[djarumdudley]

yowza

[MrJan]

howzat

[Donney]

Zzzzzzz

[MrJan]

aaaaaaaa

[Donney]

May Day.....

[MrJan]

Match of the Day

[Donney]

So it is not the day of the match?

[MrJan]

The day of the match is also the day of my birth, I'm either going to have an absolutely fantastic birthday in which Exeter City get promoted.......or I won't :(

[Rollo]

aaaaaaaa

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fc/PopeAAAAAAAA.jpg

[djarumdudley]

the googles...they do nothing'...!!!!!!1

[Rollo]

Who would win in a fight, the Obamamobile or the Popemobile?

[MrJan]

Oboemaboe?

[schmenke]

Eh?

[MrJan]

Bleddy lumberjacks and their crazy accents :p :

[Donney]

Yeah right.

[Rollo]

Hadaway the lads lyke!

[schmenke]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm o.k....

[Donney]

Is that some sort of cannuck anthem?

[schmenke]

Apparently to some... :uhoh:

[Mp3 Astra]

Still the same old nonsense. I love it! :D

[MrJan]

Nonesense is what we do best :D

[Donney]

It makes perfect sense to me, the LW is rightfully mine people.

[MrJan]

Rollocks

[Donney]

Never mind the rollocks.

[stevie_gerrard]

My word, i havent seen the LW for a long long time, i think he should come back to its rightful owner now :)

[MrJan]

And so it has.

[Rollo]

Rollocks

What? :eek:


Never mind the rollocks.

Double what? :eek:

If there are any rollocks to be had around here then surely they aught to all belong to me.

[MrJan]

I always knew that you were a bit of a :s ailor:

[schmenke]

Y'all can have your rollocks. I'll take the LW.

[Donney]

Time!

[MrJan]

At the bar?

[Donney]

Why not?

[MrJan]

the gay bar, gay bar, GAY BAR?

[djarumdudley]

has this turned into some sort of YMCA singalong?

[MrJan]

Young man!!!

[Donney]

The LW is not interested in those bars....

[MrJan]

The LW goes to all sorts of bars, anywhere with alcohol :D

[Donney]

No wonder the LW does not like your company....

[MrJan]

The LW thinks that my company is FABulous ;)

[Donney]

The only FAB the LW cares about are the FAB Four and they are long gone but take a look at this gem:

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/22/128822376077445700.jpg

[MrJan]

They weren't all that.

[Rollo]

They weren't all that... what exactly?
They weren't all that great? They weren't all that boring? They weren't all that fab?

The phrase "all that", I'm condemning and contemning on the grounds that it is very poor grammar.

[Donney]

In any case they were and still are better than the Jonas Brothers, unless you are all teenagers...

[MrJan]

They weren't all that... what exactly?
They weren't all that great? They weren't all that boring? They weren't all that fab?

The phrase "all that", I'm condemning and contemning on the grounds that it is very poor grammar.

Well it's a good job that I don't listen to you then :p : You aren't all that anyways.

[schmenke]

The LW tires of all that nonsense...

[Donney]

Nah, not really because it only listens to me and I am all perfect sense.

[djarumdudley]

apparently your flawed

[Rollo]

You aren't all that anyways.

How true. I am not anyways, roadways, frontways, slantways or any other ways you care to mention.

However, when it comes to humility, I am the greatest.

[MrJan]

Eh?

[Donney]

He might be.

[MrJan]

I doubt it.

[Donney]

When in doubt flat out.

[schmenke]

Who said that? Makinen?

[MrJan]

It's long way to-go

[schmenke]

To go where? Exeter City?
Whazzit like?

[MrJan]

Exeter City is pretty close, and at the minute it's pretty f***ing fantastic after finishing second in the league and getting promoted (not sure if you have promotions over there). There is even a parade through the City centre tomorrow to congratulate the team :cheese:

[djarumdudley]

so does that mean they go up to the majors?

[MrJan]

It means they go to the third tier of English football. First there is the Premiership (that's Man United, Chelsea, Arsenal et al) then Championship, then League 1 which is where we will be next year. To fans of the club it's fairly big news, to everyone else it's laughable :D

What isn't laughable is me having the LW.

[Rollo]

so does that mean they go up to the majors?

Technically the majors ie. "professional" football in England extends to the bottom of the fourth tier of English football, or 4 out of 24 tiers.

[MrJan]

Marnin'

[Rollo]

Good Mornin', Good Mornin'
Aint it great to stay up late?
Good Mornin', Good Mornin' to you.

[djarumdudley]

morning will have to wait, as the last word needs some rest.

[Donney]

I need some sleep....

[MrJan]

Can I get a yeehah?

[Donney]

Sure, do you want fries with that?

[MrJan]

Eugh

[Donney]

Cheese maybe?

[MrJan]

Mmmmm, CHEESE :facelick:

[Donney]

Aha, I knew it!

Sorry we're out of cheese, but we've got fries....

[MrJan]

Well I've got ice cream :p :

[Rollo]

Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard as well?

I must admit I never really understood the point of that song, on no less than six occasions Kelis uses the phrase "warm it up". I would have thought that when you did that, you no longer have a milkshake but either a hot chocolate or a cup of cocoa.

[MrJan]

Or warm strawberry milk

[Donney]

Never heard the song but that's a good point Rollo.

[MrJan]

You are a lucky, lucky man Donney.

[Donney]

I know I am the LW Master :p

[schmenke]

You were the LW Master :D

[MrJan]

Whereas you weren't :p :

[Donney]

To be or not to be....

[MrJan]

Toby? Nah mate it's Jan.

[djarumdudley]

who is no longer with last word.

[Rollo]

I am Rock and Roll

[MrJan]

I am the messiah

[Donney]

I am not the walrus. I let you know just in case you were wondering.

[MrJan]

I wasn't

[Donney]

You weren't the walrus either?

[MrJan]

Nope, and I weren't wondering neither.

[Donney]

It's good to know.

[MrJan]

Exactly

[djarumdudley]

if none of you are, then perhaps the last word is the walrus.

[Rollo]

Expert, textpert, choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

I think that it's odd that back in 1967, Lennon and McCartney knew about textperts. Could they forsee an SMS future 40 years ago? Or perhaps, did they have access to time travel?

AHA!

John Lennon isn't dead at all... he's belting the crap out of a Pop Idol winner in 2017 for singing one of his songs.

[MrJan]

Beefs

[Donney]

Nonsense!

[MrJan]

Not at all

[Rollo]

Beefs

In the pie section at Pieka, Bob.

[MrJan]

Now look here Frenchy

[Rollo]

All of this plop can't be good for our health.

[djarumdudley]

it hasn't proven to be so far.

[Donney]

His mental health is not that good.

[MrJan]

Busting makes me feel good

[Donney]

Sleeping is better.

[MrJan]

Damn straight

[Rollo]

I'm currently thinking about mailing a small kitten to Abu Dhabi.

[djarumdudley]

obviously that is the last critical component to the completion of the Grand Prix Circuit. You should have done the Nermal sooner.

[MrJan]

Skillness

[Donney]

Skill meister

[MrJan]

Shiny, healthy teeths

[Donney]

and shiny happy people holding hands....

[MrJan]

Anyone want to research and write 2,500 words about construction economics in the next 5 hours?......................PLEASE!!!!

[djarumdudley]

you can use 2,549 words. i'll need only the last one.

[MrJan]

Still essay to write, anyone feel like writing more than 1 word? Do I hear an advance on 1 word?

[Donney]

Here are some words:

"Considering that the Old Egyptians already mastered the issue of economics in construction, the pyramids are magnificent examples...."

[MrJan]

I'm not sure that I should be pushing slave labour in my essay, even if times are tight.

[Rollo]

Still essay to write, anyone feel like writing more than 1 word? Do I hear an advance on 1 word?

It.

There we go, there's your one word... only 2499 to go!

[Donney]

I'm not sure that I should be pushing slave labour in my essay, even if times are tight.


But it was economical....

[MrJan]

Too late, you lose.

[Donney]

I don't the slaves did.

[schmenke]

It.

There we go, there's your one word... only 2499 to go!

was


Only 2498 to go.

[MrJan]

Oi wrong thread for that one word rubbish

[djarumdudley]

are you sure? one word seems to suffice dominance in this thread.
gigantasaurious works rather well.

[Rollo]

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.

That's a good start for you eh?