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MrJan
25th March 2009, 17:27
Reasons....

djarumdudley
26th March 2009, 02:53
Theories...

MrJan
26th March 2009, 08:56
Dairies

Donney
26th March 2009, 12:48
I got my mojo working.

MrJan
26th March 2009, 14:37
No you haven't

Donney
26th March 2009, 15:28
The fact that it ain't workin' on someone... does not mean I don't have it....

Do I have to explain everything?

MrJan
26th March 2009, 15:47
Yes you do.

schmenke
26th March 2009, 19:30
I've heard enough.

Donney
26th March 2009, 19:54
I've read it all.

djarumdudley
27th March 2009, 01:30
somehow I doubt that.

Donney
27th March 2009, 08:52
Oh well....

MrJan
27th March 2009, 09:08
wellitchy wellitchy wellitchy

Donney
27th March 2009, 15:06
That's a perfect answer for any question.

MrJan
27th March 2009, 16:31
Everything I say is perfect

djarumdudley
28th March 2009, 01:47
save for your retention of the last word

Donney
28th March 2009, 13:20
Which is rather faulty to be honest...

schmenke
28th March 2009, 18:40
What, the last word?

Donney
29th March 2009, 16:58
NO, the retention thing....

MrJan
29th March 2009, 18:22
5% retention? Sounds too much like work.

Donney
30th March 2009, 07:55
LW is all about pleasure.

MrJan
30th March 2009, 09:11
Indeed, so stop this talk of retention.

Donney
30th March 2009, 15:32
Ok

MrJan
30th March 2009, 16:35
Good.

djarumdudley
31st March 2009, 04:58
not so fast

Donney
31st March 2009, 09:30
Not fast in a motorsports forum? You should consider your position....

MrJan
31st March 2009, 11:53
My position is in a chair.

Donney
31st March 2009, 12:57
Does it deserve consideration?

MrJan
31st March 2009, 13:39
The chair or my position?

Donney
31st March 2009, 15:20
Your position.

schmenke
31st March 2009, 15:30
I spend too much time in a chair :dozey:
I should get out more and enjoy life with the LW.

MrJan
31st March 2009, 15:56
I won't let you.

djarumdudley
1st April 2009, 00:26
neither will I

Donney
1st April 2009, 08:18
I am glad to inform you that today will be the last chance you have to enjoy the company of the LW for a while, since tomorrow morning we will be on our way to Portugal to watch some WRC. :D

Have fun!

MrJan
1st April 2009, 10:28
WRC smubble-you RC

Donney
1st April 2009, 12:24
I wish I knew what that means....

MrJan
1st April 2009, 12:56
But you don't, so I win

Donney
1st April 2009, 15:37
You won a fake LW, congratulations!!!! :p

MrJan
1st April 2009, 16:12
But I found the real one.

Donney
1st April 2009, 18:55
I'm sorry but the LW is packing for the trip.

djarumdudley
2nd April 2009, 01:23
actually the last word has decided to stay here with me

MrJan
2nd April 2009, 09:30
Well TBH the LW is spending the weekend with me, going to watch Exeter v Dagenham & Redbridge on Saturday :)

schmenke
3rd April 2009, 00:58
No, the LW is spending the weekend with me... working :dozey:

MrJan
3rd April 2009, 09:05
The LW would never do that.

Rollo
7th April 2009, 00:24
Meat Loaf said that he'd to anything for love but he wouldn't do that either.

djarumdudley
7th April 2009, 00:49
being that Meat Loaf never did anything for the last word is why it's here with me.

Rollo
7th April 2009, 02:35
I never did anything for it either.

djarumdudley
7th April 2009, 06:48
suppose that's why your not with it

MrJan
7th April 2009, 09:08
eh?

schmenke
7th April 2009, 23:04
Miguel's at it again...

MrJan
8th April 2009, 09:02
what, working? I always seem to be working :(

Donney
9th April 2009, 22:53
My mojo ain't....

schmenke
9th April 2009, 23:39
I don't want to hear about it :s

schmenke
9th April 2009, 23:49
Whazzis?

djarumdudley
10th April 2009, 00:05
mine

MrJan
10th April 2009, 12:13
Yours?

Donney
14th April 2009, 09:29
Not really.

MrJan
14th April 2009, 12:08
No?

Donney
14th April 2009, 18:04
No!

MrJan
14th April 2009, 19:11
Oooooh, calm dan calm dan

schmenke
14th April 2009, 19:45
Huh...?

Donney
14th April 2009, 20:42
I am not stressed....

MrJan
14th April 2009, 22:51
That's for the shrink to decide

Rollo
15th April 2009, 14:56
I don't personally see how vacuum packed plastic is going to help anyone decide anything.

Donney
15th April 2009, 15:23
Thank you.

MrJan
15th April 2009, 16:10
No, thank you.

Donney
15th April 2009, 18:15
You don't know what you're missing.

MrJan
15th April 2009, 18:27
It's probably not all that.

schmenke
15th April 2009, 19:58
What, mojo?

MrJan
15th April 2009, 22:22
I got my mojo working....I got ma mojo working http://www.mr2oc.co.uk/images/smiles/bigdance2.gif

Donney
16th April 2009, 11:14
And does it really work?

MrJan
16th April 2009, 12:50
No :(

Donney
16th April 2009, 15:15
Any mojo repairers in the house?

schmenke
16th April 2009, 16:54
:erm:

MrJan
16th April 2009, 17:07
oi, you lot can stay away from my mojo, don't want your thieving hands all over it :p :

schmenke
16th April 2009, 17:51
:s

Donney
16th April 2009, 20:43
We don't need to.

What do you think?

MrJan
16th April 2009, 23:32
I think that you speak very good English Mr Escobar.

Rollo
17th April 2009, 00:31
Here ye here ye:

I intend to drive from Vladivostok to Paris, without stopping; without sleep, in a Datsun 120Y and all at an average speed of 155mph.

Do you think that:
A - I am a nutter or
B - I need new drapes?

MrJan
17th April 2009, 01:38
Never mind that, I've been learning about clever stuff on another forum:


Can You Define Sinusoidal vs. Harmonic Motion?

This is a quick refresher in physics for all engineers:

http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss38/Devon_Midget/5a08b4.gif

For non-Engineers:

This is Sinusoidal Motion for non-engineers:

http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss38/Devon_Midget/5a08c4-1.gif

This is Harmonic Motion for non-engineers:

http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss38/Devon_Midget/5a08d4-1.gif

For trained engineers this is classic sinusoidal & harmonic motion together

http://i559.photobucket.com/albums/ss38/Devon_Midget/5a08e3-1.gif

I thought you would all like to keep abreast of all classic mathematical and engineering problems.

I am sure you will all agree that this was a somewhat titillating experience.

I think that I may need to study all of that a bit more before I really get the hang of it, TBH it's mostly just made me dizzy ;)

Rollo
17th April 2009, 07:56
"This image or video violated our terms of use"?

Exactly how long can you stare at a stop sign for? Is it more exciting than watching paint dry or waiting for it to peel? How about watching grass grow? Or watching football in Bristol?

Donney
17th April 2009, 08:40
Those questions need a deep study before giving an appropriate answer.

MrJan
17th April 2009, 11:06
Well it worked when I posted it last night :p :

Donney
17th April 2009, 11:50
Well it is violating things right now....

MrJan
17th April 2009, 11:56
It's only because it had bouncing boobies and whoever put it up on photobucket got found out for it (although seemed fairly harmless to me, except for the lass who was doing the jumping and may well now have black eyes)

Donney
17th April 2009, 13:01
I see... the typical problem of the bouncing boobies.... it all makes sense now.

MrJan
17th April 2009, 13:44
Not just bouncing, jiggling and rotating as well, think that might have been the problem.

MrJan
17th April 2009, 17:09
Not one to let education slip me so here are the photos posted before (unless they get removed again :mark: )

Sinusoidal Motion
http://gt0e2q.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pDLeW0GFx1yj1Pmna1LgrpseGPRAuH-PYBbjxR-MRyvD4ZnSSqbwqwuKJ0DIYMz4hq7KYqWm8YBLWN_5bITdyDJxu FmVFJSde/5a08c4.gif

Harmonic Motion
http://gt0e2q.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pxp0onDxLKgaOg7odyUwfncQ-fWIGINJ7xNUn5YcEUuucMZ-YcJMg0URYaAOv9plsXjf8JPGPh17BxeksTAPLVWnytDl-v8Un/5a08d4.gif

sinusoidal & harmonic motion together
http://gt0e2q.bay.livefilestore.com/y1piy340KxmF2Q9_VIe2x_iR5e_UUR9NqIHy0Ybg8YXKtiqYB7 rqTf4hCgiCB8l-GwYGHZg09FDRgj5dFZ-G1ewJhu3I_OkhqpO/5a08e3.gif

Donney
17th April 2009, 17:55
Those are the typical examples to be found in a "clever stuff forum" :rolleyes:





:D

MrJan
17th April 2009, 18:36
Those are the typical examples to be found in a "clever stuff forum"

Indeed, especially a clever forum which is largely centred around football :D

You've got to admit it gets the point across though. Sinusoidial is the bouncy lass, harmonic is jiggly and old wobbly boobs is both :D

schmenke
17th April 2009, 20:56
My eyes hurt now :crazy:

MrJan
17th April 2009, 21:47
You'll go blind :p :

djarumdudley
18th April 2009, 15:41
you should see that i have the last word now.

MrJan
18th April 2009, 16:26
You should see that I need the LW for strength in getting through the football this afternoon.

Rollo
20th April 2009, 03:42
Somehow I doubt that you're watching football, just the harmonic motion of wee lasses during the Humba.

Donney
20th April 2009, 08:28
Harmony what a concept!

MrJan
20th April 2009, 17:20
I wasn't watching football, I was listening. It was very tough until the 88th minute :D

djarumdudley
21st April 2009, 00:10
probably even tougher now seeing as you've lost the last word.

MrJan
21st April 2009, 00:30
But the game is over, much like your time with the LW

Rollo
21st April 2009, 03:15
Now that I've gathered everyone into this room we shall see who the murderer is.

Donney
21st April 2009, 08:47
Objection!

He is assuming we can see!

MrJan
21st April 2009, 11:48
Sustained.

schmenke
21st April 2009, 16:58
The butler did it!

MrJan
21st April 2009, 18:01
Poppycock

Rollo
22nd April 2009, 01:00
How come no-one ever accuses Poirot of committing murder? People are always dying whenever he's about yet he's never implicated, not once.

Donney
22nd April 2009, 08:34
Because he's got an elegant moustache, obviously.

MrJan
22nd April 2009, 10:52
It's like that Jonathon Creek, if he turns up to a country weekend then it's best to scarper because some strange stuff is about to go down.

Donney
22nd April 2009, 12:47
But he has no facial hair whatsoever!

MrJan
22nd April 2009, 14:02
He does have a perm though.

Donney
22nd April 2009, 15:05
True.

MrJan
22nd April 2009, 15:37
Eh?

Rollo
23rd April 2009, 03:32
Yes, but being Alan Davies and all, I expect that every time he's asked a question that klaxons will blast and a rather frumpy sort of gentleman will tell him that he's wrong.

MrJan
23rd April 2009, 09:23
Mr Fry = Legend

djarumdudley
23rd April 2009, 13:54
McDonalds French Fries, Legendary

MrJan
23rd April 2009, 16:44
Nah mate

Rollo
24th April 2009, 04:23
McDonalds French Fries, Legendary

From the OED:
Legend n. 1. A traditional story or myth.

I totally agree with djarumdudley. McDonald's French Fries are a myth or a story, because they certainly not French Fries, heck they're not really edible.

I used to accuse McDonald's of using plastic for their cheese but I was proved wrong. They use McDonald's Brand Imitation Plastic and not just for their cheese but for EVERYTHING including what they call a Thickshake :eek:

MrJan
24th April 2009, 10:09
eh?

Donney
24th April 2009, 11:46
Plastic I think.

MrJan
24th April 2009, 12:54
Like a Man U fan?

Rollo
27th April 2009, 09:00
If my old man was a Man U fan I'd say...

Actually I probably wouldn't because that would be just nasty.

MrJan
27th April 2009, 09:26
Weirdo

Donney
27th April 2009, 19:39
What the hell am I doing here?

MrJan
27th April 2009, 22:25
I don't belong here

schmenke
28th April 2009, 01:14
No kidding! You, my friend Miguel, belong in a padded room...

:erm:

djarumdudley
28th April 2009, 02:17
i could provide accomadations

Rollo
28th April 2009, 02:31
I live in a giant bucket

I think that I found me the weirdest post that's ever been posted on a posting forum thingamabob.

Donney
28th April 2009, 09:46
He could share experiences with James and the Giant Peach.

djarumdudley
28th April 2009, 13:44
now there was some quality reading.

MrJan
28th April 2009, 18:48
eh?

Donney
29th April 2009, 20:03
Hey there.

MrJan
29th April 2009, 21:44
yup

djarumdudley
30th April 2009, 01:48
yowza

MrJan
30th April 2009, 09:30
howzat

Donney
30th April 2009, 12:41
Zzzzzzz

MrJan
30th April 2009, 14:09
aaaaaaaa

Donney
30th April 2009, 16:53
May Day.....

MrJan
30th April 2009, 21:39
Match of the Day

Donney
30th April 2009, 22:04
So it is not the day of the match?

MrJan
30th April 2009, 23:12
The day of the match is also the day of my birth, I'm either going to have an absolutely fantastic birthday in which Exeter City get promoted.......or I won't :(

Rollo
1st May 2009, 01:16
aaaaaaaa

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/f/fc/PopeAAAAAAAA.jpg

djarumdudley
1st May 2009, 02:05
the googles...they do nothing'...!!!!!!1

Rollo
1st May 2009, 05:59
Who would win in a fight, the Obamamobile or the Popemobile?

MrJan
1st May 2009, 09:08
Oboemaboe?

schmenke
1st May 2009, 17:02
Eh?

MrJan
1st May 2009, 17:24
Bleddy lumberjacks and their crazy accents :p :

Donney
4th May 2009, 08:36
Yeah right.

Rollo
4th May 2009, 13:45
Hadaway the lads lyke!

schmenke
4th May 2009, 16:10
I'm a lumberjack and I'm o.k....

Donney
4th May 2009, 16:33
Is that some sort of cannuck anthem?

schmenke
4th May 2009, 19:25
Apparently to some... :uhoh:

Mp3 Astra
5th May 2009, 00:47
Still the same old nonsense. I love it! :D

MrJan
5th May 2009, 09:03
Nonesense is what we do best :D

Donney
5th May 2009, 09:23
It makes perfect sense to me, the LW is rightfully mine people.

MrJan
5th May 2009, 10:23
Rollocks

Donney
5th May 2009, 10:56
Never mind the rollocks.

stevie_gerrard
5th May 2009, 12:02
My word, i havent seen the LW for a long long time, i think he should come back to its rightful owner now :)

MrJan
5th May 2009, 13:30
And so it has.

Rollo
5th May 2009, 14:02
Rollocks

What? :eek:


Never mind the rollocks.

Double what? :eek:

If there are any rollocks to be had around here then surely they aught to all belong to me.

MrJan
5th May 2009, 14:19
I always knew that you were a bit of a :s ailor:

schmenke
5th May 2009, 15:21
Y'all can have your rollocks. I'll take the LW.

Donney
5th May 2009, 15:24
Time!

MrJan
5th May 2009, 16:14
At the bar?

Donney
5th May 2009, 17:57
Why not?

MrJan
5th May 2009, 21:46
the gay bar, gay bar, GAY BAR?

djarumdudley
6th May 2009, 01:37
has this turned into some sort of YMCA singalong?

MrJan
6th May 2009, 09:05
Young man!!!

Donney
6th May 2009, 13:00
The LW is not interested in those bars....

MrJan
6th May 2009, 13:05
The LW goes to all sorts of bars, anywhere with alcohol :D

Donney
6th May 2009, 15:18
No wonder the LW does not like your company....

MrJan
6th May 2009, 16:30
The LW thinks that my company is FABulous ;)

Donney
6th May 2009, 18:02
The only FAB the LW cares about are the FAB Four and they are long gone but take a look at this gem:

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/22/128822376077445700.jpg

MrJan
6th May 2009, 21:58
They weren't all that.

Rollo
7th May 2009, 00:40
They weren't all that... what exactly?
They weren't all that great? They weren't all that boring? They weren't all that fab?

The phrase "all that", I'm condemning and contemning on the grounds that it is very poor grammar.

Donney
7th May 2009, 08:36
In any case they were and still are better than the Jonas Brothers, unless you are all teenagers...

MrJan
7th May 2009, 09:13
They weren't all that... what exactly?
They weren't all that great? They weren't all that boring? They weren't all that fab?

The phrase "all that", I'm condemning and contemning on the grounds that it is very poor grammar.

Well it's a good job that I don't listen to you then :p : You aren't all that anyways.

schmenke
7th May 2009, 18:15
The LW tires of all that nonsense...

Donney
7th May 2009, 18:54
Nah, not really because it only listens to me and I am all perfect sense.

djarumdudley
8th May 2009, 00:12
apparently your flawed

Rollo
8th May 2009, 01:40
You aren't all that anyways.

How true. I am not anyways, roadways, frontways, slantways or any other ways you care to mention.

However, when it comes to humility, I am the greatest.

MrJan
8th May 2009, 09:33
Eh?

Donney
8th May 2009, 12:25
He might be.

MrJan
8th May 2009, 12:46
I doubt it.

Donney
8th May 2009, 15:27
When in doubt flat out.

schmenke
8th May 2009, 16:01
Who said that? Makinen?

MrJan
8th May 2009, 17:40
It's long way to-go

schmenke
8th May 2009, 22:24
To go where? Exeter City?
Whazzit like?

MrJan
8th May 2009, 22:48
Exeter City is pretty close, and at the minute it's pretty f***ing fantastic after finishing second in the league and getting promoted (not sure if you have promotions over there). There is even a parade through the City centre tomorrow to congratulate the team :cheese:

djarumdudley
9th May 2009, 02:44
so does that mean they go up to the majors?

MrJan
9th May 2009, 02:58
It means they go to the third tier of English football. First there is the Premiership (that's Man United, Chelsea, Arsenal et al) then Championship, then League 1 which is where we will be next year. To fans of the club it's fairly big news, to everyone else it's laughable :D

What isn't laughable is me having the LW.

Rollo
11th May 2009, 02:12
so does that mean they go up to the majors?

Technically the majors ie. "professional" football in England extends to the bottom of the fourth tier of English football, or 4 out of 24 tiers.

MrJan
11th May 2009, 09:05
Marnin'

Rollo
12th May 2009, 04:51
Good Mornin', Good Mornin'
Aint it great to stay up late?
Good Mornin', Good Mornin' to you.

djarumdudley
12th May 2009, 04:58
morning will have to wait, as the last word needs some rest.

Donney
12th May 2009, 08:54
I need some sleep....

MrJan
12th May 2009, 11:13
Can I get a yeehah?

Donney
12th May 2009, 12:31
Sure, do you want fries with that?

MrJan
12th May 2009, 13:35
Eugh

Donney
12th May 2009, 15:32
Cheese maybe?

MrJan
12th May 2009, 15:40
Mmmmm, CHEESE :facelick:

Donney
12th May 2009, 21:01
Aha, I knew it!

Sorry we're out of cheese, but we've got fries....

MrJan
12th May 2009, 22:32
Well I've got ice cream :p :

Rollo
13th May 2009, 00:37
Does your milkshake bring all the boys to the yard as well?

I must admit I never really understood the point of that song, on no less than six occasions Kelis uses the phrase "warm it up". I would have thought that when you did that, you no longer have a milkshake but either a hot chocolate or a cup of cocoa.

MrJan
13th May 2009, 09:02
Or warm strawberry milk

Donney
13th May 2009, 13:02
Never heard the song but that's a good point Rollo.

MrJan
13th May 2009, 13:52
You are a lucky, lucky man Donney.

Donney
13th May 2009, 15:17
I know I am the LW Master :p

schmenke
13th May 2009, 15:39
You were the LW Master :D

MrJan
13th May 2009, 16:02
Whereas you weren't :p :

Donney
13th May 2009, 17:49
To be or not to be....

MrJan
13th May 2009, 17:56
Toby? Nah mate it's Jan.

djarumdudley
14th May 2009, 04:21
who is no longer with last word.

Rollo
14th May 2009, 07:24
I am Rock and Roll

MrJan
14th May 2009, 09:10
I am the messiah

Donney
14th May 2009, 09:14
I am not the walrus. I let you know just in case you were wondering.

MrJan
14th May 2009, 14:25
I wasn't

Donney
14th May 2009, 15:18
You weren't the walrus either?

MrJan
14th May 2009, 16:47
Nope, and I weren't wondering neither.

Donney
14th May 2009, 17:30
It's good to know.

MrJan
14th May 2009, 22:03
Exactly

djarumdudley
15th May 2009, 03:00
if none of you are, then perhaps the last word is the walrus.

Rollo
15th May 2009, 07:47
Expert, textpert, choking smokers,
Don't you think the joker laughs at you?

I think that it's odd that back in 1967, Lennon and McCartney knew about textperts. Could they forsee an SMS future 40 years ago? Or perhaps, did they have access to time travel?

AHA!

John Lennon isn't dead at all... he's belting the crap out of a Pop Idol winner in 2017 for singing one of his songs.

MrJan
15th May 2009, 09:10
Beefs

Donney
15th May 2009, 16:43
Nonsense!

MrJan
15th May 2009, 19:20
Not at all

Rollo
17th May 2009, 14:37
Beefs

In the pie section at Pieka, Bob.

MrJan
17th May 2009, 15:22
Now look here Frenchy

Rollo
18th May 2009, 00:28
All of this plop can't be good for our health.

djarumdudley
18th May 2009, 06:28
it hasn't proven to be so far.

Donney
18th May 2009, 08:41
His mental health is not that good.

MrJan
18th May 2009, 09:45
Busting makes me feel good

Donney
18th May 2009, 17:45
Sleeping is better.

MrJan
18th May 2009, 21:28
Damn straight

Rollo
19th May 2009, 00:56
I'm currently thinking about mailing a small kitten to Abu Dhabi.

djarumdudley
19th May 2009, 02:48
obviously that is the last critical component to the completion of the Grand Prix Circuit. You should have done the Nermal sooner.

MrJan
19th May 2009, 09:01
Skillness

Donney
19th May 2009, 15:49
Skill meister

MrJan
19th May 2009, 17:41
Shiny, healthy teeths

Donney
19th May 2009, 18:00
and shiny happy people holding hands....

MrJan
19th May 2009, 18:42
Anyone want to research and write 2,500 words about construction economics in the next 5 hours?......................PLEASE!!!!

djarumdudley
20th May 2009, 04:49
you can use 2,549 words. i'll need only the last one.

MrJan
20th May 2009, 09:12
Still essay to write, anyone feel like writing more than 1 word? Do I hear an advance on 1 word?

Donney
20th May 2009, 09:15
Here are some words:

"Considering that the Old Egyptians already mastered the issue of economics in construction, the pyramids are magnificent examples...."

MrJan
20th May 2009, 11:47
I'm not sure that I should be pushing slave labour in my essay, even if times are tight.

Rollo
20th May 2009, 14:47
Still essay to write, anyone feel like writing more than 1 word? Do I hear an advance on 1 word?

It.

There we go, there's your one word... only 2499 to go!

Donney
20th May 2009, 17:31
I'm not sure that I should be pushing slave labour in my essay, even if times are tight.


But it was economical....

MrJan
20th May 2009, 17:39
Too late, you lose.

Donney
20th May 2009, 19:10
I don't the slaves did.

schmenke
20th May 2009, 19:45
It.

There we go, there's your one word... only 2499 to go!

was


Only 2498 to go.

MrJan
20th May 2009, 21:23
Oi wrong thread for that one word rubbish

djarumdudley
21st May 2009, 02:20
are you sure? one word seems to suffice dominance in this thread.
gigantasaurious works rather well.

Rollo
21st May 2009, 05:42
It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair.

That's a good start for you eh?