The Last Word [Archive] - Page 28

MrJan

4th February 2009, 14:04

Don't you mean sat sitting?

I meant what I said and I said what I meant I I I I I I I I I I I I I I ME

schmenke

4th February 2009, 15:56

Time for your medication again Miguel...

MrJan

4th February 2009, 16:56

YAYYYYYY!!! pills....pills....pills....pills....pills..pills.. ........PILLS!!!!!

Captain VXR

4th February 2009, 22:15

The last word slides to my house :p

MrJan

4th February 2009, 22:49

BUt then flies back to mine.

Rollo

5th February 2009, 00:09

…one flew east, one flew west,
One flew over the cuckoo's nest.

MrJan

5th February 2009, 00:14

The pink penguin fell down the microscopically inept stairs

schmenke

5th February 2009, 01:09

I'm not sure I want to continue to partake in this conversation... :s

MrJan

5th February 2009, 09:42

That's because you're nuts.

Rollo

6th February 2009, 00:11

Blue Canadian Nuts :D

30mL Amaretto
45mL Blue Curacao
2 Stemless Cherries (preferably Don)
45mL Canadian Club Ginger Ale
45mL Yukon Jack Rye Whiskey

MrJan

6th February 2009, 02:38

If Schmekne's nuts are blue then he should get them out of the cold.

schmenke

6th February 2009, 15:32

I walked into the doctor's office the other day covered in plastic film.
The doctor said "I can clearly see you're nuts."

:mark:

MrJan

6th February 2009, 19:33

Man walks into a doctors with a steering wheel down his underpants. Doctor says 'what happened?', man replies 'dunno but it's driving me nuts'

Donney

7th February 2009, 11:29

:rolleyes:

The LW is with me.

djarumdudley

7th February 2009, 21:27

that's no longer true.

MrJan

8th February 2009, 14:19

Agreed

djarumdudley

8th February 2009, 23:24

i dispute your agreement.

MrJan

9th February 2009, 13:35

Well that's your choice

NoahsGirl

9th February 2009, 16:51

I shall take the LW and you boys can stop arguing

MrJan

9th February 2009, 17:16

Well that's that then.

NoahsGirl

9th February 2009, 21:15

It most cetainly is

MrJan

9th February 2009, 23:19

Absolutely

schmenke

10th February 2009, 16:15

The LW is safely back with me, away from all this nonsense.

MrJan

10th February 2009, 16:57

Rubbish

djarumdudley

11th February 2009, 00:47

seems you've left the last word behind while taking out the trash

MrJan

11th February 2009, 00:55

I didn't take anything out, I went to watch Exeter City win 4-0

schmenke

11th February 2009, 01:03

I went to watch the Habs lose 6 - 2 :bigcry:

djarumdudley

11th February 2009, 01:06

so you've got something in common with the Habs.

MrJan

11th February 2009, 03:21

Habs schmabs, you should get yourself to a Grecians game if you want to see some winning.

djarumdudley

11th February 2009, 04:33

Why? Appears all your doing is losing.

MrJan

11th February 2009, 12:57

My team won 4-0 last night and now I win the LW, top stuff.

schmenke

11th February 2009, 15:24

No, no, no... The LW was just temporarily on loan. It's back with me now.

MrJan

11th February 2009, 15:51

The LW doesn't go out on loan.

djarumdudley

12th February 2009, 05:18

it charges hourly!

MrJan

12th February 2009, 14:18

The LW is a dirty whore

schmenke

12th February 2009, 15:44

Habs lose again, 7 - 2 this time :s
The LW is not impressed :angryfire :

MrJan

12th February 2009, 17:51

So you had a game earlier in the week and then again before the weekend? :eek:

schmenke

12th February 2009, 20:22

Well I went to Monday's game and watched Wednesday's game on the telly.
But yes, NHL teams play on average 3 games per week. Habs play again on Saturday.

MrJan

12th February 2009, 22:06

Ouch, our games tend to be Saturday and Tuesday (although some weeks it's just the Saturday). Occassionally they'll play more often, usually over the Christmas period and the Easter Bank Holiday :) Mind you that is a full 90 minutes for most players rather than having lines like they do in hockey.

Rollo

12th February 2009, 22:44

I wonder what sort of result you'd get if the Habs and Hibs played each other in something that neither of them would normally do, like cricket.

schmenke

12th February 2009, 22:52

For the life of me, I don't understand cricket :mark:

MrJan

13th February 2009, 00:42

Not too dissimilar to baseball, although there are only 2 innnings for each team and in those innings you have 10 outs which can be got by catching, runouts (hitting the stumps when the batters are running, in much the same way as baseball) or bowling them out by hitting the stumps. It gets more tricky with other rules but it's fairly simple really.

And if you don't see the appeal, well just imagine getting really drunk at a ball game but doing it for 6 hours, 5 days in a row :beer: :D

Rollo

13th February 2009, 01:43

I can attest to the value of that, especially in the Carribean.

At Port-of-Spain for about £8 you get a plastic milk carton thing, and with it you get unlimited refills of rum for the duration of the Test Match. This if nothing else explains why steel drums and guitars are playing non-stop throughout for five days.

MrJan

13th February 2009, 03:10

I drove to a Pro40 game once, I felt jipped by having to watch cricket with just one beer for the day.

Donney

13th February 2009, 13:11

Cricket is a peculiar form of entertainment.

MrJan

13th February 2009, 15:07

When you think about it though, so are football and motorsport. I mean 22 men kicking a ball, that's about as ridiculous as watching some cars drive about :D

djarumdudley

14th February 2009, 22:31

the concept of driving to see a race is pretty strange as well. driving somplace to watch other people drive?!

MrJan

15th February 2009, 13:06

Exactly. Incidentally the men kicking a ball did very well yesterday, unlike the Habs we are on a roll and after going 1-0 up, then 2-1 down we came back to win 3-2 :bounce:

Donney

16th February 2009, 15:24

Ball-kicking quite a form of entertainment....

MrJan

16th February 2009, 21:09

Damn straight :D

Rollo

16th February 2009, 21:44

So is wiff waff:

"There I think you have the essential difference between us and the rest of world. Other nations, the French, looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to have dinner. We looked at a dining table and saw an opportunity to play wiff waff. That is why London is the sporting capital of the world."
- Boris Johnson

MrJan

16th February 2009, 22:55

Eh?

djarumdudley

17th February 2009, 05:28

sounds like wiff waff is a weak version of beer pong.

[quote="Rollo"]So is wiff waff:

MrJan

17th February 2009, 08:51

I'm rubbish at beer pong, usually because I'm so wasted before I even play :mark:

Donney

17th February 2009, 11:23

I don't even know what beer pong is.

MrJan

17th February 2009, 12:57

It's a sport that involves a table, a ping pong (table tennis) ball, some cups and some beer :D

djarumdudley

18th February 2009, 02:13

you left out the glorius trash talking!

Donney

18th February 2009, 08:42

If it involves beer, sounds good enough to me.

MrJan

18th February 2009, 09:05

you left out the glorius trash talking!

That's because in England you rarely talk to anyone at a sporting event without it being trash talking :D

NoahsGirl

18th February 2009, 20:16

Come LW and talk to me in a more mature way

MrJan

18th February 2009, 23:31

Eh?

Donney

19th February 2009, 09:03

Poor LW, maturity????? That's preposterous... or something.

MrJan

19th February 2009, 12:02

Eh?

Donney

19th February 2009, 20:54

Dunno...

MrJan

19th February 2009, 22:04

Eh?

schmenke

19th February 2009, 22:26

Stimulating conversation :dozey:

djarumdudley

20th February 2009, 03:38

indeed my brain has been overwhhelmed with it's intricasies.

MrJan

20th February 2009, 08:52

Eh?

schmenke

20th February 2009, 15:56

Time to ban Miguel :p :

MrJan

20th February 2009, 16:23

Eh? ;)

djarumdudley

21st February 2009, 04:44

dynamic

MrJan

21st February 2009, 12:08

Rj?

djarumdudley

22nd February 2009, 00:27

R2D2

MrJan

22nd February 2009, 00:42

Rjd2?

Donney

22nd February 2009, 16:14

The LW does not understand...

MrJan

22nd February 2009, 17:27

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVqAdIMQZlk&feature=related

Donney

23rd February 2009, 11:06

Sounds good

MrJan

23rd February 2009, 11:50

Eh?

Donney

23rd February 2009, 16:15

Sure!

schmenke

23rd February 2009, 16:40

Blah

MrJan

23rd February 2009, 21:09

Well isn't that a terrific way to bring down the tone of the thread Schmenke, go and sit in the naughty corner until you are sorry for what you have done.

Donney

24th February 2009, 11:35

Canadians!

MrJan

24th February 2009, 13:52

Indeed.

RsONo6Ycn5I

djarumdudley

25th February 2009, 00:55

last word comes back south

MrJan

25th February 2009, 09:46

And back East

Donney

25th February 2009, 15:59

and back here.

MrJan

25th February 2009, 16:40

and returns

djarumdudley

26th February 2009, 03:54

to me

MrJan

26th February 2009, 14:28

exactly

schmenke

26th February 2009, 15:42

The LW is chillin' (literally) with me.

Donney

26th February 2009, 15:57

Here is warmer.

MrJan

26th February 2009, 16:01

Here is probably in between :D

schmenke

26th February 2009, 19:33

The LW is concerned about the lack of substance between your ears :rolleyes:

MrJan

26th February 2009, 19:37

eh?

Rollo

26th February 2009, 21:47

Shouldn't Mr Schmenke be saying that?

MrJan

26th February 2009, 23:10

eh?

djarumdudley

27th February 2009, 06:09

the last word is a fan of words

MrJan

27th February 2009, 08:49

eh?

Donney

27th February 2009, 09:51

But only of previous words, since itself is the last one.

MrJan

27th February 2009, 10:05

eh?

schmenke

27th February 2009, 16:59

Perhaps, as Mr. Rollo suggests, Miguel is a Canadian? :mark:

(*shudder*)

MrJan

27th February 2009, 17:11

eugh

CarlMetro

1st March 2009, 23:50

There are many things which seem to have been lacking in my life during recent times, LW is certainly one of those, something which I am now changing for the better :D

MrJan

2nd March 2009, 00:08

Oi, clear off. The LW belongs to me :p :

Welcome back Carl :wave:

Rollo

2nd March 2009, 00:56

Did someone find their keys to get back in here?

djarumdudley

2nd March 2009, 03:21

too bad you couldn't keep yours.

MrJan

2nd March 2009, 09:06

I found some.

Donney

2nd March 2009, 13:18

I didn't lose any...

MrJan

2nd March 2009, 13:19

But you did lose your marbles.

Donney

2nd March 2009, 13:20

So long ago I don't remember when...

MrJan

2nd March 2009, 14:50

Eh?

schmenke

2nd March 2009, 17:53

I have sympathy for the LW, having to deal with you lot, so I'll be taking it under my care indefinately.

MrJan

2nd March 2009, 17:55

Eh? What's that all ahboot?

schmenke

2nd March 2009, 17:58

Well it's good to see that your vocabulary is expanding :mark:

MrJan

2nd March 2009, 22:43

eh?

Rollo

3rd March 2009, 03:30

The word vocabulary unfortunately is not actually in Mr Yeo's vocabulary , so I'm afraid that he doesn't know what vocabulary means.
He also knows two facts about ducks... and both of them are wrong.

djarumdudley

3rd March 2009, 03:52

the last word is now in my vocabulary.

MrJan

3rd March 2009, 09:08

Did you know that ducks can't feel pain?

Donney

3rd March 2009, 09:31

No I didn't.

MrJan

3rd March 2009, 10:38

They also have carbon fibre legs. FACT.

Donney

4th March 2009, 08:54

and black boxes in case of a crash...

MrJan

4th March 2009, 10:33

I wouldn't know about that

Mp3 Astra

4th March 2009, 18:04

I have black boxers in case of a crash.

MrJan

4th March 2009, 20:16

Bleddy hell it's like a sodding reunion around here

Mp3 Astra

4th March 2009, 22:45

Holy.... CARL was on the previous page? HOW DID I MISS THIS TURN OF EVENTS?!?

Anyway, yeah. I'm only here for LW stealing and silent forum wanderings.

MrJan

4th March 2009, 23:06

If Ms Darco turns up now then it will be very suspect.

schmenke

4th March 2009, 23:52

I haven't smelled anything yet...

MrJan

5th March 2009, 08:58

Then we're safe eh?

Donney

5th March 2009, 11:00

They will all return the LW is powerful....

MrJan

5th March 2009, 13:47

Eh?

Donney

6th March 2009, 10:41

oh!

MrJan

6th March 2009, 10:55

It's called the last word Donney, try at least to write something constructive.

Donney

6th March 2009, 17:11

Oooops!

MrJan

6th March 2009, 17:25

Tut.

djarumdudley

6th March 2009, 19:13

schwa

Donney

6th March 2009, 19:55

Phonetics... please no!!!

MrJan

6th March 2009, 21:37

boobs

schmenke

6th March 2009, 22:03

Phwaaarrrr!

MrJan

7th March 2009, 00:21

Team Building Exercise '99!!!!

djarumdudley

7th March 2009, 03:07

separate into groups NOW!!!

Donney

7th March 2009, 07:27

Maybe later...

MrJan

7th March 2009, 15:13

I've just discovered the wonders of Pankun and James, the world is a more beautiful place as a result.

Donney

7th March 2009, 22:15

No doubt....

djarumdudley

8th March 2009, 00:09

No diggity

MrJan

9th March 2009, 10:18

Probably best that I didn't have the LW over the weekend, might have been a bit heavy for the poor thing, it was for me anyway :S

Donney

9th March 2009, 10:55

I agree. probably best you don't have it at all...

MrJan

9th March 2009, 13:25

I disagree

schmenke

9th March 2009, 15:03

The LW is again chllin' with me today, and indefinately...

MrJan

9th March 2009, 15:56

It's definately not indefinately now :p :

djarumdudley

10th March 2009, 03:49

it's defiantly with me.

MrJan

10th March 2009, 09:03

So the LW defies you?

Donney

10th March 2009, 09:16

The LW prefers my company.

MrJan

10th March 2009, 09:52

I doubt that.

Donney

10th March 2009, 16:58

No need of that.

MrJan

10th March 2009, 17:25

Eh?

Donney

10th March 2009, 20:08

How?

MrJan

10th March 2009, 23:26

Now?

djarumdudley

10th March 2009, 23:42

Brown Cow

Rollo

11th March 2009, 00:53

Dear the Government,

Why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh why...?

(OK, it isn't finished yet but I think it's coming along nicely).

Donney

11th March 2009, 08:55

It definitely has some rhythm... It lacks a little bit of substance though.

MrJan

11th March 2009, 09:03

Transubstantiate

Donney

11th March 2009, 15:37

or something...

schmenke

11th March 2009, 16:27

Eh?

MrJan

11th March 2009, 16:41

Bonjour

Donney

11th March 2009, 21:00

Mon Dieu

MrJan

11th March 2009, 21:24

Sacre bleu

djarumdudley

11th March 2009, 23:00

C'est la vie

MrJan

12th March 2009, 00:14

I need to pee

Rollo

12th March 2009, 02:30

Who put the fun in spaghetti?

Donney

12th March 2009, 08:32

That's a good question.

MrJan

12th March 2009, 08:59

The elves

Donney

12th March 2009, 11:04

Those pointy-eared buggers...

MrJan

12th March 2009, 13:26

Racist

Donney

12th March 2009, 15:17

Are they a race or are we different species?

MrJan

12th March 2009, 15:45

eh?

schmenke

12th March 2009, 18:25

I'm hungry :(

MrJan

12th March 2009, 19:45

Me too.

Rollo

12th March 2009, 23:17

I'm hungry :(

I'm Austria :D

Let's talk turkey!

MrJan

12th March 2009, 23:22

Francochinois

Rollo

13th March 2009, 01:43

Make mine a double shot of espresso with a lick of caramel sauce thanks.

MrJan

13th March 2009, 08:58

Eh?

Brown, Jon Brow

13th March 2009, 12:29

Oh my god! I have terrible B.O!

MrJan

13th March 2009, 14:40

We know!!

Donney

13th March 2009, 16:47

Do we?

MrJan

13th March 2009, 17:02

I dunno.

Donney

13th March 2009, 20:00

I thought so.

schmenke

13th March 2009, 21:11

I'd rather not find out.

MrJan

14th March 2009, 00:16

We wouldn't tell you anyway

djarumdudley

14th March 2009, 01:56

true, it's best upon self-discovery

MrJan

14th March 2009, 14:29

I'm going to have a fry up :D

schmenke

14th March 2009, 15:48

You gonna share...?

MrJan

14th March 2009, 21:50

Well it'll be on it's way out in a minute, you can have some of that if you want :D

djarumdudley

14th March 2009, 23:55

none for me, just last word.

MrJan

15th March 2009, 00:38

Sorry that's not possible

Rollo

16th March 2009, 06:19

Not very imaginative are we?

MrJan

16th March 2009, 09:06

After 6940 posts as well as the old thread I think we're allowed to be unimaginative ;) :D

Donney

16th March 2009, 12:51

And I'm entitled to the LW. :D

MrJan

16th March 2009, 13:44

You're mistaken I'm afraid.

Donney

17th March 2009, 15:52

Don't be afraid, it's alright.

MrJan

17th March 2009, 17:28

I don't trust you though so I'm still afraid that you're mistaken ;)

Donney

17th March 2009, 20:33

Have a beer :beer: and give me the LW if you please.

MrJan

17th March 2009, 22:01

No beer, just studying :bigcry:

schmenke

17th March 2009, 23:41

Whatcha sudying? Grammar? :p :

MrJan

18th March 2009, 00:23

Construction Law

Donney

18th March 2009, 08:37

Mmmh, sounds great....

MrJan

18th March 2009, 08:49

It ain't :(

Donney

18th March 2009, 12:33

What a surprise!

Brown, Jon Brow

18th March 2009, 12:50

£48 pages and i've just realised.

http://www.homee.com/pic/thread%20sucks.jpg

MrJan

18th March 2009, 13:05

These pages cost £48? If I'd have known that before they would have been on eBay a long time ago.

Donney

18th March 2009, 15:08

The Lw is not that cheap.

MrJan

18th March 2009, 15:58

Cheap? Like a budgie?

Donney

18th March 2009, 20:09

I don't know...

MrJan

18th March 2009, 21:55

Cheese

schmenke

18th March 2009, 23:45

Construction Law

Good Lord, I had to study that yeeeeaaaaars ago :s hock:

The LW likes cheese.

MrJan

18th March 2009, 23:51

Everyone likes cheese.

djarumdudley

19th March 2009, 02:54

not the lactose nation

MrJan

19th March 2009, 09:03

Even they like cheese, just they don't know it.

djarumdudley

19th March 2009, 23:25

they love the injest part, though I'm sure they're not fans of the digest part.

MrJan

20th March 2009, 00:36

Exactly, I said that everyone loves cheese, not everyone loves digestion :p :

Donney

20th March 2009, 12:35

Cheese is good.

MrJan

20th March 2009, 13:15

That's old news DOnney.

schmenke

20th March 2009, 16:34

Donney, keep up will ya!

MrJan

20th March 2009, 17:17

Bump

Donney

20th March 2009, 20:03

But cheese is still good.....

and the LW is mine, that's also quite a recurrent fact...

MrJan

20th March 2009, 22:43

Did you know that the alphabet was never meant to be called the alphabet? Originally it was called 'A and the gang' but that fell through due to a long legal battle with the people who were naming a rare bread of rock creature.

djarumdudley

21st March 2009, 02:01

i suppose stale bread half-lifes into some sort of rock species?

MrJan

21st March 2009, 02:11

I dunno :erm:

Donney

21st March 2009, 15:24

You should...

MrJan

22nd March 2009, 11:58

But I don't.

Donney

22nd March 2009, 15:33

That's so saaad....

MrJan

22nd March 2009, 15:46

Salad?

djarumdudley

22nd March 2009, 22:56

waldorf or caesar?

MrJan

22nd March 2009, 23:41

Mr Dog

Rollo

23rd March 2009, 00:21

waldorf or caesar?

Ritz Salad is made of: apples, grapefruit and potatoes in a mayonnaise sauce. We learnt that from Mr Fawlty.

MrJan

23rd March 2009, 09:03

Meeester Fawlty

djarumdudley

24th March 2009, 02:08

somewhere my mother laughs nonstop.

Rollo

24th March 2009, 02:09

Ignore him, he's from Barcelona.

Donney: Do you ignore people from Barcelona?

Donney

24th March 2009, 08:27

Heavens no! I just keep the LW away from their mean hands... :D

MrJan

24th March 2009, 11:57

What about people from Exeter? :D

Rollo

24th March 2009, 12:40

What about people from Exeter?

MrJan

24th March 2009, 13:12

They're brilliant.

Donney

24th March 2009, 17:58

I haven't had the pleasure...

MrJan

24th March 2009, 20:05

Not many people do.

Donney

24th March 2009, 20:50

Do what?

MrJan

24th March 2009, 21:16

Yo mama :p : Oh wait, that's probably a good thing, last thing you want is for yo mama to be doing everything.

kcSugkOcq7s

Just want to see what this video is and it seems that the only way I can view it is through the forum.