The Last Word

[MrJan]

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[Rollo]

Rollo, would you be so kind as to PM me this week's winning lottery pics.

This thread is useless without pics
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_01/JenSouthalPA_468x347.jpg

[MrJan]

I thihnk that it's chips which she has a problem with :p :

[Rollo]

In the words of Sharon from the 1991 TV series "Joshua Jones":
Pies make you fat.
Yet the hypocrisy of this is that she then goes and sells pies from her catering van.

[djarumdudley]

ah but pies equal cash!

[Donney]

and cash makes you rich.

[MrJan]

And rich means that you can buy pies

[Donney]

but they make you fat, you know....

[MrJan]

sadly I know all too well. Apparently beer also makes you fat.

[Donney]

Wrong, beer makes people more attractive, at least at night after some pints....

[MrJan]

You say that but over the weekend I must have knocked back at least 8 pints and if anything was less attractive.

[Rollo]

Like George IV?

Before he married Caroline of Brunswick, it was reported that he said to the Earl of Malmesbury "Harris, I am not very well, pray get me a glass of brandy". He continued to drink brandy for three days until the morning of the wedding.

He was so drunk on their wedding night that he collapsed into the bedroom's fireplace grate and remained there until dawn.

Now there's dedication for you. :D

[djarumdudley]

or a severe case of cold feet.

[MrJan]

Sounds like she was a bit of a minger :D

[Rollo]

One of the book I have describes her as:
Caroline was short, fat, ugly and never changed her undergarments, and rarely washed. Her body odour was overwhelming. For her part, she found him fat, ugly and rude.

Ah, a marriage made in heaven. But yes quite literally a minger. From the OED:
Minger - adj
1. (British slang) to be unattractive (person or object)
2. (British slang) to be foul smelling

[MrJan]

Another match made in heaven, me and the LW

[schmenke]

A match short lived...

[MrJan]

We're willing to give it another go though and I accept that the relationship isn't always exclusive ;) :D

[schmenke]

Yep, that LW gets around :p :

[MrJan]

It's a lady of the night that LW.

[djarumdudley]

i'll have my turn then.

[MrJan]

OI, give it back :p :

[djarumdudley]

obviously i wasn't done.

[MrJan]

You are now

[Donney]

Mine!

[schmenke]

Time's up!

[MrJan]

ding ding

[schmenke]

My ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling!

[MrJan]

I'm not touching your ding-a-ling!!!

[Donney]

Poor schmenke :D

[MrJan]

Oi. You aren't supposed to have the LW Donney :p : I'm trying to get to third in the standings and you just happen to hold that spot at the minute so be a good chap and disappear for a while :D :p :

[Donney]

I did I spent the whole weekend in the mountains enjoying the pleasures of rallying, so there you had your chance and you didn't use it.

[MrJan]

No other bugger wanted to play

[schmenke]

Play what?

[MrJan]

The bugle

[Rollo]

I played the piano... in chess once :D

[Donney]

I have never played piano, I have touched a piano but never played it.

[MrJan]

Come and touch it Jermaine.

[schmenke]

Who's Jermaine?

[MrJan]

He lives with Bret, they're in a two man novelty band but that doesn't mean that it's all about the poontang.

[Donney]

Oh, that's clear then.

[schmenke]

I'd like a gold plated cow.

[MrJan]

Who wouldn't?

[Rollo]

On the screen currently are the following posts:
- I'd like a gold plated cow.
- Who wouldn't?

Followed by this advert:
- Do you like Ashley Tisdale?

Am I therefore to assume that because GoogleAds employs some form of smart advert system, that whoever this Ashley Tisdale person is, that she is in fact a gold plated cow?

Ashley is a good name for a cow, but then again so is "Steak"!

[MrJan]

I reckon Ashley Tisdale must only be mentioned because of my signature which refers to the God like manager of Exeter City, the cravated Paul Tisdale.

[Donney]

Ok, then.

[Donney]

And even more OK the LW is still mine!!! :D

[Donney]

Chocolate cake for everyone!

http://www.mobilenative.com/poi/193S2HWwo7I%3D/UY_B3KWIImU%3D/mid_all_chocolate_cake2.JPG

[MrJan]

Not for me thanks, I'm full

[Donney]

Well, more for the rest.

[MrJan]

Happy

[Rollo]

It is delicious cake, you must eat it?

[MrJan]

Why is that a question?

[schmenke]

Are we in the wrong thread?

[MrJan]

Notme

[Donney]

The thread is correct and the LW is mine.

[MrJan]

indeed

[Donney]

Yep.

[MrJan]

Absolutely

[Donney]

No doubt.

[MrJan]

Quite right

[schmenke]

Incorrect.

[MrJan]

Negative

[djarumdudley]

Upheld

[MrJan]

downpressed

[schmenke]

Ironed

[MrJan]

wooded

[Rollo]

http://www.aeropause.com/wordpress/archives/images/2008/07/pw-objection.gif

[MrJan]

Denied

[schmenke]

access

[MrJan]

hatch

[Donney]

The LW and I are going to watch some vids of the times when the Wales rally was the RAC and the drivers were real sportsmen.

The LW service will be resumed on Monday.

[MrJan]

Even 10 years ago was more of a challenge than the circus of today.

[Donney]

If you compare 10 years old rallying to the stupidity they run today it was the biggest challenge ever.

They've killed it, they have!

[MrJan]

Indeed. At least we still have events like the Roger Albert Clark, I loved going to that the other week, proper rallying through proper stages in proper cars :D :D :burnout:

[Donney]

The LW agrees.

[MrJan]

It usually does

[schmenke]

The LW will be enjoying skiing with a 4-yr old tomorrow :D

[Donney]

Poor 4 year old, the LW is not happy when skiing.

[MrJan]

Who is?

[Donney]

Schmenke I reckon.

[MrJan]

Who?

[schmenke]

Dr. Who

[NoahsGirl]

The LW and I have some catching up to do, so we'll be away for a bit

[MrJan]

You might be away for a bit but the LW won't :p :

[Donney]

Because it'll be here you mean?

[MrJan]

Exactly

[Donney]

I thought so.

[MrJan]

bla

[Donney]

I didn't see that coming.

[MrJan]

No one ever does ;)

[Donney]

I wasn't looking anyway.

[MrJan]

I don't believe you

[schmenke]

I'm currently looking at a computer monitor.

[MrJan]

I don't believe that either. I'm not anyway.

[Donney]

clic, clac, riquticlac, clac, clic...... cloc!

[MrJan]

psycho :p :

[djarumdudley]

last word, i've missed you.

[Donney]

Is that your new CD djarum...?

:p

[MrJan]

That's everyone's new CD, it'll be Christmas number 1.

[schmenke]

I want a hippopotomus for Christmas...

[MrJan]

Who doesn't??!!! :eek: :D

[Donney]

You better have a huge bathtub.

[MrJan]

I got a pond in the garden :D Anyone want some fish? ;)

[Donney]

Hippos don't eat fish they are vegetarians.

[djarumdudley]

according to the knowledgeable Milton Bradley Hippos have a preference to devour rapidly moving plastic marbles.

[MrJan]

bon bon bon bons

[Donney]

... Gonna shoot you right down

[MrJan]

You better not

[Donney]

right offa yo' feet....


(no love for the blues....)


The LW and myself are getting ready to play in the snow :D

[MrJan]

What snow?

[Donney]

Tons of the stuff here. :D

[MrJan]

Not here.

[schmenke]

Tons of it here too, along with cold temps.: -30 deg. C this morning. My snot froze while waiting for the bus :mark:

[MrJan]

They have buses in Canada??!!!!! :eek: I thought that everyone rode meese ;)

[schmenke]

Mooses :p :

[Donney]

You ride Moses????? :eek: :eek:

All Canadians?????? :eek: :eek: :eek:

Poor Moses....

[MrJan]

There's only about 5 people in Canada anyway, 3 of them are called John.

[Rollo]

In Canada, milk comes in bags. :eek:

http://www.cynical-c.com/archives/bloggraphics/milk3.jpg

... dirty little devils.

[schmenke]

Yeah, but we get it from jugs...



:erm:

[MrJan]

Bag in a jug? Sounds weird.

[Rollo]

Can we please see some jugs?

http://www.phone-forensics.com/forum/images/smilies/extra1/useless.gif

[Donney]

It ised to come bags some time ago here too, but now the more common Tetra Brick has won that battle I guess.

[MrJan]

Hmmmmm

[schmenke]

As requested...

[MrJan]

u mean I hav 2 clik 2 c the pic? count me out, too much efrt

[Donney]

How rude!

[schmenke]

Sorry, I still haven't figured out how to copy 'n paste directly into a post :mark:

[MrJan]

You have to be a nerd.

[Donney]

Do you need a license for that?

[MrJan]

I dunno

[schmenke]

The LW is not a nerd.

[MrJan]

The LW is nothing.

[schmenke]

:s hock:

The LW means everything to me!

[MrJan]

The LW is everything also :)

[Donney]

It is also mine.

[MrJan]

mmmm, not so sure

[Donney]

Trust me.

[MrJan]

I choose not to

[Rollo]

I chose not to choose life, I chose something else.

[MrJan]

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a f*ing big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of f*ing fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the f*** you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing f*ing junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, f*ed up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life...

But why would I want to do a thing like that?

[Donney]

To finally make a choice?

[MrJan]

pah

[Donney]

Don't!!!

[MrJan]

Why not??

[djarumdudley]

not you.

[MrJan]

Never me.

[Donney]

Hi there.

[Captain VXR]

Long time no see

[MrJan]

I forgot all about the LW for a while there

[djarumdudley]

seems it's forgotten about you as well.

[Donney]

The LW wishes you a happy New Year!

[MrJan]

kygn dfh f

[Donney]

Nonsense!

[MrJan]

It was. The LW is very excited about getting to ride in an MR2 tomorrow :D :D

[Donney]

I understand that but don't get too used to its company.

[MrJan]

The LW didn't get it's ride in an MR2, stupid tax rules, stupid insurance people :(

[schmenke]

Does Toyota still make the MR2?

How was the feast Donney? :D

[MrJan]

I dunno, don't think they do. MIne certainly ain't new anyway :)

[Donney]

Does Toyota still make the MR2?

How was the feast Donney? :D


I think they don't at leat not in Spain: http://www.toyota.es/cars/new_cars/index.aspx


The feast was abundant, well prepared, and accompanied by an assorted selection of wines and some other alcoholic mixes. It lasted well into the following morning and was topped by a nice breakfast of chocolate and churros as it should be.

The following day was a completely different matter though.

[MrJan]

Pooooooooo

[Rollo]

Churros are a bit doughnutty are they not?

[Donney]

Well a bit maybe....

http://www.xmission.com/~dderhak/recipe/churros.htm

http://www.cooking-mexican-recipes.com/images/churros-watermark.jpg

[MrJan]

Pooooooooooooooo :D :p :

[Donney]

Ignorant.... :bigcry:

[MrJan]

Fast

[schmenke]

Hungry :(

[MrJan]

Nah

[Donney]

Morning.

[MrJan]

Damn it's early, bloody day off and I'm up at some ungodly time.

[schmenke]

So, why don't you do something productive?

[Donney]

Who, him?

[MrJan]

I couldn't do productive because I had to look after my Mum, eventually did manage to get something done and put the sat nav in my car so that the wires are hidden.

[schmenke]

Yeah, I know what you mean... The wires to/from the sat radio in my car looks like spaghetti :s

[MrJan]

It's been a nightmare recently. Got a Snooper speed camera detector, sat nav and my phone thing, all of which are plugged into a cigarette lighter adaptor which means even more wires, oh and I use a 3.5 to 3.5 jack to plug the iPod into the stereo which is another metre of cable. Now they are all nicely tucked away beihind the fascia :)

[Donney]

Aaah the joys of technology.

[MrJan]

Zactly

[Donney]

I'm planning on buying a GPS any suggestions?

[MrJan]

My one does what I want it to (tells me directions)
http://www.satnavcompany.com/productdb/strabo_with_s3/index.html

Wouldn't be much use for you though, only got UK & I :D

[Donney]

Thanks I'll ask the LW :p

[MrJan]

I'm sure the LW will tell you that I got a very good one, with a free speed camera detector too.

[Donney]

Sure it will.

[MrJan]

Anyone want to give me a job??

[Donney]

I would but I bet you'd want to be paid for it.

[MrJan]

If you paid for me to fly to spain and offered room and board then I'd be happy.

[Rollo]

But then you'd be in Spain. That's a fate worse than Skegness.

[MrJan]

No, it's all tapas, beer and siestaering :D ;) :p :

[Donney]

Cerveza not beer :p

[MrJan]

Maybe for you Johnny Foreigner but over here it's beer :p : Stangely we actually use the words tapas and siesta though :S

[Donney]

I know what you use there, I have even sampled it, but since we were talking about Spain.... :beer:

Anyway tapas and siesta are great habits.

[MrJan]

That's not cerveza or beer. that's stout that he's drinking :beer:

[schmenke]

I know what you use there, I have even sampled it, but since we were talking about Spain.... :beer:

Anyway tapas and siesta are great habits.

Habits which I could gladly pick up :D ...although my employer may have a different opinion :(

[MrJan]

Day off :D

[Rollo]

Either way, you don't want to end up in Spain. Heck Spanish people don't want to be in Spain. Chris Columbus' was thought of as a great explorer but in reality he was like:

"Sod this bloody place for a joke. I'm off daan t' pub tae git me some lasses and beer lyke" and when he got to the New World, even he was thinking "bloody Mexicans everywhere"

[Donney]

A reason to stay in Spain:

http://wordsaboutthings.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/spanish_girls.jpg

[MrJan]

What, underage girls?? :S :p :

[Donney]

LOL

[schmenke]

The LW is intrigued.

[MrJan]

The LW is a dirty perv though :p : :D

[schmenke]

Is that why it hangs about with you? :p :

[MrJan]

Opposites attract ;) :p :

[schmenke]

That would make the LW handsome and intelligent then... :p :

[MrJan]

Handsome maybe, intelligent?.......yeah probably that too :D :D

[Donney]

The LW knows you all and is not that intrigued.

[MrJan]

The LW knows everyone in the world ever, except Tim Sills, the LW thinks he's a t*** and isn't worth knowing.

[Donney]

It may be so.

[MrJan]

It is so.

[Donney]

Ok, the LW agrees.

[MrJan]

Does it really?

[djarumdudley]

oh, last word how i've missed you.

[MrJan]

THe feeling is not reciprocated :p :

[schmenke]

The LW does not feal comfortable around you lot... :s

[MrJan]

Nor you

[Rollo]

It should feel comfortable around Mr Yeo. Somehow he got himself a Sexy Chair in Pedant Corner :eek:

[djarumdudley]

That rather frightens the last word.

[Donney]

The LW is gonna be busy celebrating with me that I became an uncle.

[schmenke]

Congrats Uncky Donney! :D

[MrJan]

It should feel comfortable around Mr Yeo. Somehow he got himself a Sexy Chair in Pedant Corner :eek:

I've got a Sexy Everything.

[djarumdudley]

not everything, you lack the sexy last word.

[MrJan]

The last word isn't sexy, it's complex

[schmenke]

It's an obsession :p :

[MrJan]

More of a past time really, as in "it's past your time for the LW"

[djarumdudley]

you've reached your expiration date with it.

[MrJan]

The date was printed wrong.

[schmenke]

Ultimate ownership of the LW lies with me. I merely lend it to you lot from time to time.

[MrJan]

You could never have ultimate ownership because...............um......you smell :p :

[schmenke]

You obviously have me confused with someone else :D

[MrJan]

Nope definately you, and Donnie also :D

[Rollo]

My dog does not smell, because he's got no nose. Awful?

[MrJan]

Oooh you are awful

[Donney]

Poor dog

[MrJan]

Eh?

[Donney]

I dunno.

[MrJan]

That's no surprise.

[Rollo]

Babies are better with barbecue sauce.

[MrJan]

That's no surprise either

[Donney]

Pork ribs are great with barbecue sauce.

[MrJan]

And that is no surprise, you people are rubbish at being surprising

[schmenke]

Ug, now I'm hungry :(

[MrJan]

Have you been ignoring the cup roster again? That's why you're hungry :(

[schmenke]

:cornfused:

[MrJan]

I said no to being a man ho

[Donney]

Respect!

[MrJan]

Thank you

[Donney]

The Lw is welcome :)

[MrJan]

New job.

[Donney]

Congratulations, will it make you rich? :p

[MrJan]

No chance, but it'll make me employeed and in the current market it's the best I can hope for :S

[schmenke]

So, spill the beans, watcha up to...?

[MrJan]

I'm sat looking at the computer and taking the LW :D :p :