The Last Word

[Donney]

Look who's back!!!! Welcome DD! :wave:

But the LW is not yours anyway, you understand...

[MrJan]

Poooooh, something smells :p : :D

[Brown, Jon Brow]

That old git who was playing guitar is a legend!!!!!!!

[MrJan]

I'm a legend :D

[schmenke]

You're a moron :D

[MrJan]

Well we've reached the low point in my life, I've been insulted by a Canadian. The shame brought on the family is likely to be so great that I'll have to move out and spend the rest of my life on the run from the police :D

[Donney]

The LW won't follow you... I wish you the best :p

[MrJan]

It's alright now, I made a nasty comment about a door man so my family let me back in the house.

[djarumdudley]

but the last word didn't follow

[MrJan]

Yes it did, it's hiding under the stairs

[Rollo]

I'll have to move out and spend the rest of my life on the run

Mum, the prunes are working!

[MrJan]

On the run, not with the runs

[schmenke]

Oh crap!

[Mp3 Astra]

Oh snap!

[Rollo]

Candlejack. Oh damn, I've just mentioned hi

[djarumdudley]

Crackerjack, last word just said good-bye

[MrJan]

I'm tired

[Donney]

I'm fine thank you, so is the LW.

[MrJan]

I didn't ask :p :

[Donney]

Which was quite rude from you, I must say Mr. Yeo.

[schmenke]

To be expected :D

I'll be taking a nap now. Wake me up when the LW arrives.

[MrJan]

Which was quite rude from you, I must say Mr. Yeo.

:p :

I'll leave Schmenke sleeping :talk:

[schmenke]

Zzzzzzz.... :s nore:

[MrJan]

Boo!!

[Rollo]

I'm having a massive yay day today. Hopefully by the end of it, I should be in possession of the worst car in history for only $4000 (because it's barely done 9000 miles)... the Austin Allegro! :eek:

[Donney]

An Allegro? What made you want to buy that peculiar piece of motor history? I don't think the LW fancies it.

[MrJan]

Nah, the LW likes my Civic

[djarumdudley]

I'm having a massive yay day today. Hopefully by the end of it, I should be in possession of the worst car in history for only $4000 (because it's barely done 9000 miles)... the Austin Allegro! :eek:

it appears the Yugo has slipped your mind for undisputed champion of worst auto.

[MrJan]

I'm Jan :cheese:

[schmenke]

But we all preferred you as Miguel :p :

[MrJan]

But I'm still me :bigcry:

[Donney]

Miguel was easier for me....

[djarumdudley]

last word theft by me

[schmenke]

Nice try.

[Rollo]

Mr schmenke, you get to vote soon for the flood of fabulousness that is the House of Commons soon don't you.

Do you find "the Bloc" disappointing? I know I do... bloody Frenchies :D

[MrJan]

Booooooooooooooooooo

[Donney]

Bloc de foie is quite good.

[MrJan]

Foie gras??? :confused:

[Donney]

Foie de cannard, mon ami!

[schmenke]

Mr schmenke, you get to vote soon for the flood of fabulousness that is the House of Commons soon don't you.

Do you find "the Bloc" disappointing? I know I do... bloody Frenchies :D

Yep, total waste of time, to elect what will be another Tory minority government :mark: .
The stellar choice of candidates we have this time doesn't exactly help either... :rolleyes:

The Bloc party will win their usual collection of seats, although pretty much exclussive to ridings in a certain eastern province :D

[MrJan]

Boring :p :

[schmenke]

Miguel :p :

[djarumdudley]

mine

[Donney]

Never!

[NoahsGirl]

The LW is mine, all mine I tell thee!

[MrJan]

No it ain't

[Captain VXR]

mine now ta

[djarumdudley]

not so!

[Donney]

So...

[MrJan]

Nuh uh!!

[Rollo]

Bah... Flaf... Burb.
Those aren't even real words
Sne!

[djarumdudley]

snaked!

[DonnieDarco]

Look who's back!!!! Welcome DD! :wave:

But the LW is not yours anyway, you understand...

Is too :D

[MrJan]

No

[Donney]

Definitely not!

[MrJan]

Indeed

[Donney]

I claim the LW.

[djarumdudley]

thank you for holding it

[Donney]

Holding it, not giving it away.

[MrJan]

Bumfluff

[Donney]

That's stating the obvious Mr Yeo.

[MrJan]

As always :D

[schmenke]

Fluffbum

[MrJan]

Poo

[Mp3 Astra]

Oop

[schmenke]

Poo-oop

[Rollo]

IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND! i

[MrJan]

Ok then, I'll ask. What's over 9000 Rollo?

[Donney]

And 9000 of what type of units? Money, beers, pebbles..... The LW wants to know.

[MrJan]

Hairs?

[schmenke]

Boogers

[MrJan]

Nips

[Donney]

We need answers!

[djarumdudley]

We Need the Truth!!!

[MrJan]

The truth? You can't handle the truth.

[djarumdudley]

that's yet to be proven, what i certainly can handle though is the last word.

[MrJan]

But it's best with me

[Donney]

Nah I don't think so

[NoahsGirl]

I shall take the LW, it is feeling rather fragile being passed from pillar to post

[MrJan]

I'm a rooster illusion

[Donney]

I am the little red rooster
toooo lazy........

[MrJan]

I'm a lead farmer

[schmenke]

I'm hungry.

[MrJan]

Hungry? Nah mate.

[Donney]

I had breakfast an hour ago.

[MrJan]

Me too :facelick:

[Donney]

I had lunch an hour ago.

[MrJan]

Not me.

[Donney]

I'm sorry.

[MrJan]

Don't be, I'm just about to have dinner :D

[Donney]

Time for me to have the LW

[MrJan]

And now it's time for me

[Donney]

Time's up.

[MrJan]

Sorry I think I dropped the LW around here somewhere........oh wait here it is.

[schmenke]

That's not the real LW. It's poor copy, likely originated from Limewire.

I hold the real LW, along with all copyrights. Anyone can borrow it from me at any time but please be reminded that royalty fees are applicable.

[MrJan]

Couldn't be, I have no filesharing software so it's more likely to be yours that is the charlatan.

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[djarumdudley]

guess that one couldn't handle the last word.

[MrJan]

And neither can you

[Donney]

That idiotic genius, why would he pester the LW with those silly attempts at cheap publicity.... The LW and I are outraged.

http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent002.gif (http://www.freesmileys.org)

[MrJan]

Whoa!!!!! The LW shouldn't be around such agression, I better save it.

[Donney]

The LW is fine with me, thanks.

[MrJan]

No it hates you :p :

[Donney]

No it doesn't and I don't smell :\

[MrJan]

Ahem, I think you do. In fact you smell of cat wee, have you and Darco been having a fling? :p :

[schmenke]

Oh, Donney, say it ain't so... you could do so much better... :s

[Donney]

All I will say is I am not a cat person!!!!!

[MrJan]

Doesn't confirm or deny anything Donney, the LW said it can smell her 'perfume' on your clothes.

[Donney]

I'm innocent until proven guilty, so I have nothing to confirm or deny, it's up to you or your lawyers to demonstrate your accusations!

And the LW won't testify against me.

[schmenke]

Donney, the FIA stewards say that you're guilty. There shall be no appeal. You're hooped.

Now for god's sake, go take a bath :s

[Rollo]

There could be an appeal but it will be inadmissible.

[djarumdudley]

like your usage of the last word

[MrJan]

ditto

[Donney]

Wait til they hear the recordings of the conversations between the LW and myself.

[MrJan]

Mate I don't want to know what sordid s*** you do with the LW and Darco :p :

[NoahsGirl]

I do, it's for sale to the cheapest bidder

[MrJan]

I'm pretty cheap but I ain't bidding :D

[Donney]

Mate I don't want to know what sordid s*** you do with the LW and Darco :p :

:laugh:

The answer was good but the LW is better, especially if mine.

[schmenke]

Mate I don't want to know what sordid s*** you do with the LW and Darco :p :

This thread is useless without pics! :o

[MrJan]

Actually given that we're talking about a foursome involving Darco, Donney, the LW and a cat I think that the thread is golden without pics :D

[djarumdudley]

the last word has had enough of that tomfoolery!

[MrJan]

INdeed, the LW is celebrating a 4-1 win for the Grecians

[Donney]

It is celebrating the F1 results with me!

[MrJan]

Nope, it's still fairly happy about City's win :p :

[djarumdudley]

actually it's still amazed by Brett Favre's six touchdown passes yesterday.

[MrJan]

Meh, it's just like children playing catch :p :

[schmenke]

The LW will be enjoying pre-season NHL tonight... :D

[djarumdudley]

the last word has changed it's preference to playoff baseball.

[MrJan]

The LW is actually doing Law revision :(

[schmenke]

The LW will be enjoying the Sheryl Crow concert tonight :D

[Donney]

Oh no the LW won't enjoy it!!!!

[schmenke]

Yes it did! :D :p :

[MrJan]

The LW will be enjoying the Sheryl Crow concert tonight :D

Enjoying and Sheryl Crow in the same sentence without the words 'beating to death with a baseball bat' :mark: :p :

[schmenke]

What's wrong with Sheryl Crow? :mark: She's very talented.

(not to mention pretty hot for a 40-yr old :cheese: :D )

[MrJan]

Sort of like saying 'Black Knight was pretty good, for a Martin Lawrence movie' :p :

Irritating voice and not particularly attractive IMO, so nerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D

[Rollo]

What's wrong with Sheryl Crow? :mark: She's very talented.

The only times you ever hear the words "very talented" either apply to people like Keeley Hazell or people like William Hung

[djarumdudley]

time for some last word after a twenty hour work day.

[MrJan]

You need sleep, not the LW

[schmenke]

...William Hung

Class act! :up:




:erm:

[MrJan]

Thanks for the intro Schmenke :D

[schmenke]

So, what? You gonna do a song and dance now?

[Donney]

He might.

[schmenke]

Will he dance like a banana?

[MrJan]

That depends on the level of inebriation

[schmenke]

The LW is not impressed.

[djarumdudley]

nor is with you

[Donney]

The LW is here with me enjoying the rain.

[djarumdudley]

the last word clearly prefers the dry.

[MrJan]

here

[schmenke]

where?

[MrJan]

n nmm, #jjhnjhnjkjk

[schmenke]

Broken keyboard

[Donney]

Mine is working.

[schmenke]

Miguel's isn't.

[Donney]

Nothing new there.

[MrJan]

Miguel's isn't.

I'll have you know that my keyboard is working fine, I'm just lazy and couldn't be bothered to move too much so used my feet to type :D

[Rollo]

The fingers you have used to type with are too fat. To obtain a special typing wand, please mash the keyboard with your palm now.

[schmenke]

I'll have you know that my keyboard is working fine, I'm just lazy and couldn't be bothered to move too much so used my feet to type :D

Ah, I thought you might be using some other appendage... :uhoh:

[MrJan]

Ah, I thought you might be using some other appendage... :uhoh:

If my hands can't reach the keyboard then that certainly can't :D

[djarumdudley]

the last word knows where this is going....so i'll hold onto it until this passes.

[schmenke]

The LW is safe with me now.

[Donney]

Safe it is but not with you.

[NoahsGirl]

I've got the LW, need some time alone as i haven't seen it since I came back from hols yesterday

[MrJan]

I came back from Manchester yesterday. It was a vast improvement :D :D

[Rollo]

I was in Manchester on Saturday... then moved onto electrical, while my wife went to the registers and suddenly I was poorer but now the owner of an earthenware elephant that sits by the back door. Strange.

[schmenke]

Sounds like quite the expedition Rollo. I hope the natives were friendly.

[MrJan]

When I walked into a Bury pub wearing an Exeter City shirt after beating them 1-0 I felt that the natives would be anything but friendly. Thankfully I was wrong, good blokes :)

[djarumdudley]

time for lunch with the last word.

[djarumdudley]

time for lunch with the last word.

[MrJan]

lunch!!!! it's nearly 9 at night man :p :

[schmenke]

The LW will be enjoying an evening in front of the telly, watching the Habs beat up on the Bruins... classic :up: :D

[djarumdudley]

the last word has enjoyed a classic Obama drubbing of McCain

[MrJan]

Time for chili

[schmenke]

Starbucks coffee...

[MrJan]

BK Lounge

[djarumdudley]

Trapped in the Drive-Thru

[MrJan]

Pickles

[Rollo]

Pickles was the name of a small dog who found the Football World Cup trophy after some bugger had pinched it.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/onthisday/hi/dates/stories/march/20/newsid_2861000/2861545.stm

But the trophy was eventually found by Pickles, a mongrel dog, out for a walk with his owner, on 27 March in south London.

[MrJan]

Indeed

[schmenke]

Pickles... yum!

[MrJan]

Bleaugh

[schmenke]

Says you.

[MrJan]

Yup :p :

[Donney]

I'll have a word with the Word.

[MrJan]

Probably best if you don't.

[Donney]

I'm sorry to disappoint you but I will.

[schmenke]

I'm afraid you will all be disappointed.

[MrJan]

meh

[Donney]

bah!

[schmenke]

This conversation is far too intellectual for me... :mark:

[MrJan]

It's what isn't said Schmenke

[Rollo]

Well generally if you read between the lines, all you get is a load of white space. By inference if what is said is as boring as bat poo, then what isn't said must be more boring than bat poo.

[djarumdudley]

the last word bores of your discussion of bat poo

[MrJan]

eh?

[schmenke]

That's my line.

[Donney]

Leave bat poo to the experts.

[schmenke]

:erm: Would that be you Donney?

[Rollo]

I find it very difficult to tell the difference between porridge and harris tweed, although I've very seldom seen suits made of porridge.

[djarumdudley]

perhaps you should take the time to develop a recipe for harris tweed porridge.

[MrJan]

usual

[Donney]

suspects

[MrJan]

nothing

[djarumdudley]

doing

[MrJan]

everything

[djarumdudley]

wrong

[MrJan]

door

[cosmicpanda]

*has a go*

[djarumdudley]

with the last word.

[schmenke]

Not

[Rollo]

If this thread isn't going to generate meaningful rubbish then I'm going to have to confiscate the Last Word until y'all learn to use the Queen's English as she is spoke.

[MrJan]

insubstantiated

[Rollo]

insubstantiated

Unsubstantiated.

And I should say that if you've willfully misused the Queen's English as she is spoke, then this proves the point as does the case of you ignorantly misused the Queen's English as she is spoke.

English as she is spoke, itself is a publication known for its terrible and unintentional abuse of English as she is spoke.

[MrJan]

I'll have you know that 'insubstantiated' is a perfectly cromulent word.

[schmenke]

The LW is looking for a dictionary.

[Donney]

I have three here.

[MrJan]

dictaphone?

[Rollo]

I'll have you know that 'insubstantiated' is a perfectly cromulent word.

Cromulent - from the period 1599 to 1658? Webster's notes that the use of this word has been embiggned since 1996.

[djarumdudley]

is this similar to truculent, popularized by Ali, M(nee Clay, C) circa early 1970s

[Rollo]

I find it curious that the annoucements at railway stations in Sydney tell us to move inside the carriage to avoid congestion in the vestibule area... but do nothing to relieve verbal diahorrea in the announcement itself.

[MrJan]

I feel crunchy

[Rollo]

What you do in your spare time is of no concern to us :D

[schmenke]

Spare us the details please :s

[MrJan]

Did you know that St Pauls Cathedral was originally intended to be an offy?

[Rollo]

Did you know that the Baptists are the only church apart from the Mormons who do resprays?

[Donney]

No I didn't.

[MrJan]

tot

[Donney]

Jean?

[MrJan]

No it's Jan :D

[schmenke]

No, it's the LW.

[MrJan]

goo

[Mp3 Astra]

Stoop

[djarumdudley]

the last word is back....with me

[MrJan]

Mr Astra has made a rare cameo appearance :eek:

[Donney]

That's rather surprising!

[MrJan]

beef

[Donney]

Mmmmh, beef......

[MrJan]

beef?

[schmenke]

I'm hungry :(

[Donney]

I'm eating crisps

[MrJan]

I'm drinking water

[djarumdudley]

i'm talking with crazy ex-girlfriend, yay!!

[MrJan]

I'm not, yay!!!

[Rollo]

No you're not "yay!!!"... but are you "nay"? Ah - now there's a conundrum for the ages.

[MrJan]

More of a conumdrum is how your location can be me in 5 years

[Donney]

I don't make plans with so much time.

[Rollo]

Who's making plans? As discussed many times before on this forum, I am a time traveller. I'm making this post 5 years in the future, but relative to me it's 5 years ago.

Time is not a line, it's a whole sort of general mish-mash timey-wimey ball thing.

[MrJan]

But why are you apparently located in me? I can't remember being into that sort of thing during the last 23 years and certainly don't envisage it during the next 5.

[Donney]

Rollo is in you???? Jeeez!

[MrJan]

Not for another 5 years apparently.

[schmenke]

Rollo, would you be so kind as to PM me this week's winning lottery pics.